The Seattle Star Newspaper, May 20, 1912, Page 4

SEATTLE STAR one: Private Racha GF CRAGUR OF NEWHETFERY | per mo » to 9 Publisniog The other day Barnum’s circus gave a special perform ance, at Washington, for 3-year-old Vinson, the $100,000,000 son of Ed. Beale Mclean, How would you like that, sonny? Now, don’t say you'd like it, for chances are that you wouldn't. You are no $100,000,000 kid, and in order to enjoy having a big thing like a circus all to yourself you would have to get used to hogging things. You have to be born to it, or] 4 carefully cducated to it, before you can really enjoy things all to yourself ‘ Th epleasure that is unshared by others is only a half pleasure. It is misery, not pleasure, that the miser partakes @f when he hugs his gold to his breast or hides it where it ean be seen by himself only. Doesen’t your apple taste better when you've given some school friend a bite of it? = Sure And it is so with all the good things of life. Pity the poor boy who has to try to have a good thing all to himself, for he misses one of the very best things in life, and that’s to see others enjoying good things with you They're going to’ give this little $100,000,000 | things all to himseli right along, everything that money buy. But the best things in life are things that money cannot} buy, and, later on, when this McLean boy tires of all things that money can buy, he'll be trying in vain for those better oe let little Vinson have his circus all to himself, with- out envy on your part. You just carry water for the ele- phant, distribute the handbills, or get into the tent by any other legitimate means, and enjoy the peanuts, the pink lem @made and the good time all the other fellows are having Such a show is worth while iddie good} can} "+ ONLY about, 25 per cent of those registered voted at the California presidential primary. Many republicans didn’t) want to vote for either Taft or Roosevelt, and thought their vote for La Follette would be a rebuke to Hiram Johnson, so stayed at home DENTISTS’ convention had St. Vitus dance over a Toledo born with a silver filting in his tooth, just like his ma’s ling. ‘They call it “pre-natal psychic influence.” Dad calls ft a money saver. War for society leadership seems to be threatening be tween Widow Madeline Force Astor and Grass Widow Ava|~ Willing Astor, over in Down Society says that Mrs. Ava has the more moncy, but she és haughty. austere, and with a few intimate friends, while} Mrs. Madeiine is magnetic, and possesses a host of loyal ac quaintances. z Clearly Mrs. Ava has the luck. A woman with a few teal friends on whom she can rely is much more fortunate than the one with a host of lo quaintances. And we're going to vote for Madeline. She's the less fortunate, we believe that we understand why society seems to in- to her side of the struggle for supremacy. A young woman loaded with vanity and cash, one who will entertain lavishly and have a host of acquaintances who will loyally agree to be entertained, is greatly to be preferred by society to one who believes in having a few reliable friends i being equal, when two women are left millions and mil- as inheritance or alimony, we préfer as social leader the)» one who will put the money into general circulation. As/® between millionaire spendthrifts and tightwads, the former|*® should carry the election, for general economic reasons ¥ ° 8 whe fast society. 80 RERKRAAERAAREAAEARER ETHER The sun shone in Aberdeen, all right, but it wasn't making} you Ga Did you t night? You; ton't he quent and convincing speaker?” | 1 understand that his |last night You bet. wife is Influenced by what he says when talking In bis sleep. MALICIOUS he om we used jechool together? He Quite . Upton Sinclair, at the business morality of Gentlemen, well wasn't more than 40 years ago. hear Harper's speech a wonderfully elo-| Bvelyn— Yon; ‘that he landed on INGINUATION Do you remember the time! to attend dancing Why, that A REVISED TOAST & vegetarian banquet in New oday Binelaie. wald emiling, “at a trust 1 drink to it’ “Then be frowned and added hastily Of course the gentlemen of the preas in the gallery will under stand that I spell the word with a double «' Detroit ~ MISSING “What is the square dealt” “It doesn't seem to be around. “Aviation is quite an aristocratic sort of sport, tent itt” “Certainly, since all who pursue it may properly be described Other | belonging to the upper class.” He-—Why ts Caroline having her por'rait painted? She— Well, she has reached that age when she doean't look ® well in a photograph. IN A MILITANT NEIGHBORHOOD The caller rang the bell of the characteristic London residence. “Sorry to trouble,” she enid to the reaplendent footman, tell me what are Mrs, Beefman's ‘at home’ days?” THE UPPER CLASS Baltimore American. SHASEAAAKAAAA KARA EREREA ONS THE REASON. Boston Transcript Baltimore American. THE STAR—MONIDAY, MAY 20, 1912. Harold—Fred had a narrow em feape when his roadster bit a tree and wasn't It luck hin head? THE PREVAILING FADS “Lite ts not all beer and skittes.” “No; a good part of it is devoted 1 afternoon tea and bridge.” York, condemne® feast the other night a trust president lifted his glase high and declared: “This in the age of steel Free Press. LU * * oJ bat can “Begein’ your pardon, ma‘am,” the sublimated flanky replied, “she no at ‘ome Dealer. # tional convention is to become manager for a presidential can- didate, sing Managers McKinley and Dixon in chorus. Music in every park in the city, and twice and three times &@ week, too! Sounds fine and would be good advertising in the East. It’s up to the park board to make good. The people would like to have this music. No question about that. ——=—= IN THE EDITOR’S MAIL Editor of the Star: The north past? She did not do it to deceive end people were pleased to see the|her husband, for he knew it and pleture and appreciative write-up! loved and cared for her in spite of fm a recent issue of your paper of|her former mistakes. She told this our neighbor, Policeman Victor Ray | falschood, as you say, because she Putnam, the uniformed man who) did not want to go back to her home stands at the crossing of Yesler|and neighbors with this stigma of} way and Occidental av. There is|her past attached to her, and this mother large man in uniform living | brings us to the crux, the kernel of at Green Lake who is also worthy|the whole matter. It is because so- of honorable mention for a clever) ciety in general, and women in par- ym of work in Fremont, where he| ticular (I-am ashamed to say) will on duty afternoons. I refer to) ostracise and condemn, and {gnore, Gustaf Hasselblad, who ferreted out | and often persecnte a woman with a flower thieves who had been steal-| Questionable past, and give her no} wholesale from the yards of this | chance to jive it down and make a/ rb—holly trees, rose bushes,| good wife and mother, while theae| fhododendrons, etc, and trans-|same people would not so mach as pisnting them in their own yards| raise an eyebrow or concern them- over in Latona and the Wallingford | selves —not at all—over the past got Gistrict. Through Mr. Hasselblad}a man similarly situated. In this much of the loot was recovered and |damage suit of Mrs. Johnson against feturned to the owners, Mr. and|the city, why was it necessary or Mrs. R. C. Glass. pertinent to the issue of whether she was entitled to damages for her Seattle, May 20, 1912 injury or not, whether she had been Editor Star: Im your very fair|a strictly moral woman or not? just defense of the case of/If a man had sued the city for Gladys Johnson, who is to be sent} damages, his past morality or im- to the penitentiary for trying to| morality would never have been m@hield her past, you seem to have| made an issue in the case. Why not gone quite deep enough to get at| should it have been in hers? Be-| the real motive and the real injus-|cause of the general belief and} back of this woman's so-called) thought of two standards of mor- als—-one for a man and another for a woman Why did this woman lie about her NO MORE INDIGESTION, DYSPEPSIA OR SOUR, GASS _ One sure way of getting defeated for delegate to the na-|~————— phasis. WHO ARE AND WHAT ARE days at present. She's in jall”- NOBODY—By Meek. NOBODY. you, You DOING ? A NATURAL MISUNDERSTANDING MAILING THIS LETTER My wife GAVE ME. Cleveland Plain 1 AM TTF The earnest lecturer raised his voice and spoke with special gm- cried the man enthusiasticall DESTRUCTIVE THEOLOGY “I want to tell you, ladies and gentlemen,” he said, “that Rob ert Burns’ poetry-——" He was interrupted by a man in the audience, an editor, he had roused from a doze. “Good for Robert!” whom y.— Judge. At a certain New England church the pulpit was occupied one Sunday morning by a minister from a neighboring town. “Sir, IT have come to ask for the |hand of your daughter in marriage.” Which one-Grace or Bthel? “Grace, air.” “Do you make enough to support two?" “But, str, T only wish one.” MAUDIE SURE 18 Arthur-Are they classy people? Kvelyn—-My, yea Maude oon out with « young man who wears thoe he ain't goin’ ter keep up a fi in bie grocery store next winter, qur leadin’ in’ round fer a new Civic Center.” SPEAKING OF NAMES president of the Boston Bankers’ association. load of sunshine, and that a dandy diah a plain-clothes woman. Waterloo, Ia, bas a fruit dealer named Jack Frost. Leave it to the plumber for nerve, Albert Stierli, a to 17 girls. 1 swat ‘em in the parlor; | swat) playing “Angel 1 swat ‘em spring) by suden illness, had to quit the 1 swat ‘em in the) theatre just before she was due to ‘em in the hall. and summer fail. | swat ‘em on the ceiling; | swat ‘em on the floor. I'l! have to keep on swatting till | mend that old screen door. NATURALLY “The Interrupted Kise” is a de tective story THE MORMON! KB. P. Corbet announces his marriage to other members of the Hawkeye Fellowship club.—Chi- cago Tribune INCOMPREHENSIBLE “1 don't understand this banking business at all,” sald Mra, Hicks, The cashier wouldn't give me any money on my checks this morning because be said {t was overdrawn.” “Well, wasn't it?” asked Hicks, “Not that I know of,” sighed Mra. Hicks. “I filled it In just as you told me to, the date, amount, the person to whom paid and my signa- ture. I didn't add a thing.”—-Harp- er's Weekly, UNREASONABLE “Did you see where a man was saved from a bad fall by his umbrel- la’s acting like a parachute?” “Then it was a good thing this limbreiia was not in the season.” “What do you mean?” 4 “Dmean it was lucky the umbrella was not Lent. "lina pita aca a ain ~ AT THE SEATTLE * EKER REA “Bobby Burnit”, the “boob” bual- hess younster, scoped heavily at the Peattle theatre last night. The dif. ferent financial entanglements into which the embryo commercial man * * * * citizens is already caat-|#re etl! Robert Hean has been elected |new Fishing time's the happy time,|ctair, N. J., where also Is the high and if you don’t get fish you get| schoo! she can’t forget and a pair of ure | Parents who are still too amazed at Swiss | «ied, is one of those wonder tales leak-fixer, bas been sentenced to a/that every now and then comes out year tn jail for becoming engaged | of stageland. 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These large 50-cent cases contain nt to thoroughly This will all go, and|*® later the preacher received a copy item marked: “The Rev. weeks for repairs.”——Judge, * HER Wife-——-My husband ia not well Wife's Mother— Well, he may in.-Town Toples. sab Sass rr tional church last Sunday, and the church will now be closed three ee ae * First California Suffragette * ing to support? * Second California Suffragette * The most I can do is.to ask him to dinner te e ie ce ee oe a 2 af fell into furnished much of the! A few days|comedy for the play which was of a local paper, with the foliowing/ably handled throughout by the supplied the pulpit at the Congraga-}members of the Shirley company Bobby Burnit” was left an im mense business and a chance to make good by fis father, who left a series of orders for his son to think over a each failure, Of course, “Bobby” had to make a fix zie of his maiden attempts, but in the long run with the aid of “the girl” the boy finally won out as alt hi do. For the part of “Bobby Burnit' Paul Harvey could not have chosen Limit Which candidate are you go I can’t support either one. Harper's Bazar, * * * * * * * * * i a better vehicle for demonstiating ; A MEAN HINT his ability as an actor, He han- If I really loved a man, I would willingly die for him.” dled his Hnes with the ease and “Since you're turning so gray, | don't wM&der you're willing to dye} cleverness that has already won for anybody.”——Balttmore American, him the well deserved popularity 4 a during his engagement here. The STRONG ONE WAY same can be said of Miss Shirley, I'm afraid he'll give out. wive out. He certainly never gives “the girl, whose appearance on the stage is the signal for appliuse always, AT THE THEATRES THIS WEEK. Moore—"Over Night.” Metropolitan “The lady.” Seattio-Jessie Shirley Co., if “Robby Burnit.” Orpheum—Vaudeville. Emprees—-Vaudevtlic. Pink Pantages Vaudeville Grand-—-Vaudeville and motion pletures Clemmer——Photoplays and van deville. Metbourne—Photoplays and vau- deville. “Angele,” who in the Frenchily whimelcal plot of the new musical comedy at the Metropolitan, has for a rival in claims upon her wayward young sweetheart, no less fascinat ing and dangerous a person than the lovely and naughty “Pink Lady” herself, in real life is a romping, an’| joyous American mise whose teens eh an ever present fact that she would rather talk high sohoo! proms, and basket ball any time than dwell upon the uplift of era musical comedy. “An- ‘e” real name is Marguerite Jark-—just as it's printed in the program—and her home is in Mont: their little daughter's success to realize what it menas. No detective’s wife cares to be| Miss Marguerite, understand, was not always a principal in current world’s greatest musica) comedy A good many of the stories bar-|scccesses. The history of how she bers tell are fllustrated with cuts.jcame to be one of the three “An- gles” in all the world come to win one of the several principal roles in & production that has been the goal for which all the musical talent in the country desperately haa strug “The Pink Lady” was being pre sented in Chicago. The young lady role, overcome appearance. The stage was set, the orchestra bad almost finished ite overture, and the curtain would be up within five minutes. Miss Wright had been occupying an unimportant place In the chorus but the strength and the chorus, but the strength and been noticed. She was asked to undertake the role with all ite bur- den of talk and participation In very important song number of the production at balf an hour's no- tee! How it all was done Miss Wright now can hardly remember. There was a frenzied rush of wardrobe mistresses, stage director and musical director about her the while she crammed the pages of “An- gele’s” part. Then “Angele’s” first big song and an enthusiastic en core. An accession of confidence and great joy. The last curtain was down and congratulations were be ing flooded upon her. Mesars. Kiaw & Erlanger imme make her first diately were advised by wire of their newly discovered treasure. Tho “Angele” of the Chicago com- pany is a gem, and simply because an equal had been found was no reason to displace her. But a place had to be made for the new “An- gele.” Luckily opportunity offered in the company that had started westward. Mise Wright was told to pack her things and seoot across the continent in pursuit of the tour ing company. She found it at Salt Lake City Just a few weeks ago, and there sang her first “regular” performance as a principal. Cece eee ee ee ey * \* AT THE MOORE ++ * RRR REE KKK If you want a chance to have a three-hour laugh, see “Over Night,” jat the Moore. Funny? Well, rather. Such a predicament as two very newly married couples innecently |get into! It is a mix-up to stump a Sherlock Holmes. Tom Kmery and Richard Kettle, pawn-piece hus- band of Georgina, the suffragette, jand Francine Larrimore, as Elsie Darling, the doll-wife of her six foot husband, took soubrette and juvenile lead, and to say the lead excelled puts it mildly. They were great, In fact the whole cast was great. It was as well balanced as a table on the chin of a well-trained acrobat, The stage setting waa unique and taking SOMEWHAT PESSIMISTIC “Shad is much’ like marriage,” “In what ay?” “Both are fine institutions, but sometimes I wonder if either isa worth the trouble.”—-Washington Herald, WINSOME LITTLE MARGUERITE CLARK [tte eee kh ee eek the musical comedy fs onty * * rather poolnting; the * AT THE METROPOLITAN & act is good and pleasing: @ lt’ * act is gorgeous and sath ‘ck hth threat hh hth De Baugh takes the ttle role | Sweet, catchy muste does it very well, partie | Bunebes of pretty girlie. the last act with the | Heaps of many-colored, handsome Lady” sovg bit. Marguerite: | gowns. an the Mancee is a bew! | Two good comedians. girl John FE. Young made an funny comedian, The chorus girls were That's « summary of the best features of the muchadvertised Pink Lady,” which opened a |week’s engagement at the Metro-| graceful, and the costumes we politan theatre last nolght. before| pretty as any ever seen . a crowded house. The first act of pink tadyehip is weil til ny. may 14 he erns by golly, i don’t lera a iain mre foe honor, markas for hm know it, ing her = hus says its. band hauled inte pa court me 2, and i will awk all the ladys that reads thie artikle how they would ithe it if. they wayed 376 pounds, and when they come to breakfust they found anti fat ad vertisements all over their plate. Bs F i hi tir < 2 an Bal of course mrs | markas dident hardly use good & it when she chucked all ferenge the scramblod and be exes into her husband's vest, and that was how he come to slam her tm the lamp. him and her is up befoar the judge next day, lookin like 4 broomstick and a fether bed had come to cort together, and she tells the judge all about it. Your honor, she says, this here guy has gone the Iimmit, and 1 want sumthing to be did to him #o that he will behave. goodniss knows it aint my fault that i am fat, and in the next?for it. place he aint got no kick coming.| by grashus, | bet if ® 1 was fatter when this little runt/as mrs. markus { married me than what i am now.|for no judge to hand ive lost 10 pounds from tryin to! guy what's coming to him ~ live with him. a list of things | was to do day, he wanted m@ to feet over my hed 50 myself 20 times, and bag 1-2 hour. ¢ if 1 am going to commit your honor, ile do it feller himself, and he very much with mrs. told mr. markus that if on her agen, he would ~ POLITICAL GOSSIP FROM CAPITAL BY GILSON G BY GILSON GARDNER : (Special Correspondent of The Star.) WASHINGTON, May 18.—That Col. William J. Bryan is playing for the democratic nomination is the growing opinion fm cireles here in Washington. Bryan could nominate Wilson if Be € His influence is the greatest single influence in the | Bryan is carefully dividing his support between Wilson and |'s a very different proposition. Clark is hitched to Hearst and street's candidates, Underwood and Harmon. If Col. Bryan were @ his principles, declared in the past, he would be obliged to Clark and concentrate on Woodrow Wilson. That he does mot lays him open to the charge that he is helping to bring about &@ at Baltimore, in the expectation that he will be the only man break ft. At thé time of the democratic dinner in W: stated emphatically that he did not expect to figure as & More recently, when the question was put to him, he said: look to Providence for guidance in a situation of that kind.” eer ‘ Mr. Knox's dollar diplomacy has received a rude jolt from the @ cratic house of representatives in the appropriation bill . | Knox's portfolio, The house has dropped out all salary the bureau of trade relations, the office of counselor to the ment, the office of director of the consular service and the the divisions of foreign affairs created under Knox's 1909. The bill lops off $69,000 in salaries at one fell blow. Wilson, who is acting secretary, is emitting sounds suggestive: tail caught in a door. IF CONSTIPATED, HEADACHY OR BILIOUSTAKE CASCARE Cascarets immediately cleanse and regulate the stomach, the sour, undigested and fermenting food and foul gases; cess bile from the liver and carry off the decomposed waste and poison from the !ntestines nd bowels. 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