The Seattle Star Newspaper, May 18, 1912, Page 4

Hy * THE SEATTLE STAR * tile, Wash, Feet 15 Three Jobs for One Young Man Dean Woods of the Minne will turn out a fine lot of scier class next month, He has applications for th as he has in his graduating class. choice ing from $1,200 to $1,500 per year to start with class has, therefore, had the The graduates from the i long lean years ahead of them starts with a good salary, but hi where there is health and long life Over on the girls’ side in Minnesota state the story is about the same girl in the domestic science d at from $900 to $1,200 per ve studied the will get plomas. Boys and girls who are g next fall will do well to think “ologies” WHILE former President Crawford and Trustee Peabody are going hammer and tongs at each other fi Renton & Southern, the Rainier va his own, A Prayer for the Babies BY PROF. WALTER Author of “Christianity O God, since Thou hast | arms in utter helplessness, with no protection save our love, we pray that the sweet appeal be in vain. Let no innocent agaih in useless pain through we who are mothers or to our love, lest love itself be dea edge. Bless the doctors and men, who are giving of their of our children. Ii there are in their own infancy, but who may give as they have receive of sympathy that they may re to all children who have need Forgive us, our Father, for Grant us great tenderness for al! babies growing sense of the divine m soul of every child. Amen “GOMEZ in full flight from Mexico,” What to do with her ex-presidents isn't worrying Mexico. Dully aviators. [Peace in Sight| | Also the municipal car tin fathers seek of them pange Main 9400. sota State Agricultural college ntific farmers in his graduating) ree times as many young men Every one of the present ec of at least three jobs pay and medical schools have The “ag” graduate not only 3 work will keep him out doors aw uating class at Almost every ivision has secured a position rar, while the girls who have mighty little except their di- this year’s gri ing to start a college course these facts over ‘or the receivership of the Seattie, ley citizen is having a chuckle all RAUSCHENBUSCH and the Social Crisis.” aid the little children into our of their baby hands may not life in our city be quenched our ignorance and sin May} agerly to join wisdom adly when unguided by knowl nurses, and all the friends of] skill and ‘dcivialind to the care} SP SSSHHSHHSHS OHS HH SHHOH HHH HSOH HOOD A MEAN ADVANTAGE SSA SHAAN AAAAAA RS AA*AAA LESS CLARENCE—Your valet went on strike, did “he any who were kissed by love have no child to whom they d, grant them such lapgeness/| agree to bis demands. joice to pay their debt in full} past. | the suffer, and ystery that is brooding in the the heartlessness of who a Httle do dog a tew days ree You, papa, announce newspaper beads.) i) alas They'll make ithe howling.” j i walked out this morning when HIS PART HOWLED Last night my little boy burt bis 1 asked him If be was aware that we had divided the pe He replied, but T just pinched {ta} ago. L. 2413 STREET CAR WENT UP PARSONS | THE STAR—SATURDAY, MAY 18, (The Star today prints in this “Nothing Serious” column a number of the b tle people and sent to th a very entertaining featur ‘unny Editor” in the $Saday prize contest and it's ali done by Star readers.) ° i hops you didn’t CLAUDE—Pon my life, I had to, old chap. The cunning cweature 1 was half dressed. | here, on courte. they were balked! again, and the little slater piped, It deat wains evy wheres in Seawat f ithe, don't It?" H. H. SMALL, 7514 2nd Ave. N. EB. and its your part that's doing | WILSON, THAT'S ALL In walking up the street some time ago my attention was attrac a} ed to a crepe drape on the door of| bth W. a saloon, indicating the death of Two-year-old Gordon stood on the |one of the proprietors, whose name! second floor of the Arcade building was Wilson. It was therefore Oar special commission of the Panama-Pacific exposition haa|watching the passengers alight somewhat startling and also eug-| visited St. Petersburg. been well wined, well fed, and departed for|from the elevator. As the cage gestive of & subtle humor to note! Vienna well pleased sition. However, our own darling, tafactory over their beer Souk assured Clarence that, so far as he and Clarence were concerned, there would be no the United States. Whether the commissioners wil! is uncertain. Austria. ES IN THE EDITOR’S MAIL FIRE PROTECTION To the Editor of The Star: “They | Were burning slashings, and the tim-— ber caught from that.” How often We read that in an account of forest One would think that with hundreds of costly, and often fatal, fires yearly, that greater care Would be exercised by those whose work or pleaaure brings them into_ the woods. The campfire forgotten and left to smouider, the match thrown into the brush and the slash ings that lumbermen burn out every Year—these are the three principal causes that produce the many disas trous fires. The recen fires near Seattle, in which several have al ready perished, should bring this lesson very vividly home to us. There is an organization in this State, the Washington Forest Fire association, which has for its object the gathering of funds for the help of fire victims. If every one who works or lives in the woods would Organize ..mseu into a committee! Ye Reenter erntnthnene DIDN'T W Tramp—Please, mister, could of soup? Pedestrian—t don’t care for eisco Chronicle. eeeeeee * * * * » * » * » 7 a * » SUCH A BRIGHT BOY “Thomas,” said the professor to istry, “mention an oxide.” “Leather,” replied Thomas hat is leather an oxide of?” “An oxide of beef,” Chronicle A SUGGESTION P | “I want something breezy in the “Then why not try windflower ‘They'll ran up against an entirely new style of drinks in} ee fof one jor the prevention of forest | 2°" answered the bright youngster eltedly Ree’ Gen, Clarence Edwards, conference with the mintst: bad a sat er of war, Gen. Soukpomlivoft, and) immediate war between Russia and I have the same success at Vienna boats | paper boy.” |behind them and said, er” such an organization. The fact that|4° you there 1s, is a constant reminder of hack?” the carelessness of the people. Cedlegrams omit to state that Russia has for-jagain ascended he called out ¢x Siven us in that little matier of the Jews and will patronize our expo-| See, pa! street car go upstairs.” MAS, EB 8. COLE, 927 N. HE DID'NT COME OVER IN While going home (Re other night | jon @ street car I heard a conversa-\batross from Norfolk, Va. sen betwoen two gentlemen about Francisco | was a witness to the Dad Murphy, the “old news | following happened to be sitting «mall stores were being served owt NELLIE SINCLAIR, that the andertaker had placed the) See the | crepe immediately below the slogan, | which appeared in gold letters on}! the door, “Wilson, that's all. | Sith St 8. JOHNSTONE, 1611 B. Mercer St j A HACK) “THREE PAIRS OF SOCKS” On the voynge of the U. 8. 5. Al! to Ban| ineldent One day as |to the erew (it is the custom im th At Inst one of them turned around | navy to serve out smal! stores onte ‘Dad, were you ever on aia month; Dad looked at him for a bacco, shoes, fires, there wound be little need for | few moments and said, “Say, what |several of the think I came over in, + small stores Include to- othing, ete), after! crew had received thelr stores a young Swedish sailor, named Hanson, stepped to get hie, The officer in charge L. L. RHODES. 1813 7th Avenue. the stores turned to him and said arenes “Hanson, what are your Initials, DUS.. STREETS IT RAINS EVERYWHERE iHanson, who did not know ¢ Editor of The Star: The Sbrin ers who have been in our city for) Townsend the last few days all had a good) visit with time. city and its people, and they came | hia little alster us My brothers little boy from Port J oveaning of the word inftials, eal recently made a week} od the officer and said: “Thrég here, and one day | pairs of socks, sir.” They were pleased with our|started out Into the back yard with Upon find. to play. MARTIN OLSEN, U. 8. 8. McArthur. | tere when the weather was at its|ing it was raining, he atopped and best, but there is one regrettable | said. fature of their visit, ed streets in their auto rides. dust was frightful. Why isn't there| more sprinkling done? Are the| street commissioners going to de pend on the rain ali summer? The streets are dry and dusty, and cer tainly should be sprinkled. Visitors can't but help notice the condi-| tions, and there is no reason why they should exist Ww R. TOONEY ee ee ee * ANT ANY * i you give me a dime for a bowl *® . any soup, thank you—San Fran- | *| «| a a ee ed & pupil in the junior class in chem-| asked the professor. | San Francisco} | decorations of the room | Haltimore American CONSTIPATION, C HEADACHE @ Furred Tongue, Bad Taste, Ind Headaches come from a torpid live your stomach to become filled with undig ferments like garbage in a swill barrel. That's the first step to untotd| View. misery—indigestion, foul gases, bad freath, yellow skin, mental fears, | everything that is horrible and nauseating. A Carcaret tonight will) straighten you out by morning—a 10-cent box will k you feeling good | * for mouths. Millions of men and women take a Casearet now and|*® then and keep thelr stomach, liver and|* She (tearfully) bowels regulated, and never know a|* Wish to return to you miserable moment, Don't forget the chil-|* He (cheerily)—~T dren—thetr little insides need a good,|* With the kisses! gentle cleansing, too, occasionally * They are married now, * * REGULATE STOMACH, LIVER & BOWELS TASTE GO00- NEVER GRIPE OR SICKEN, WORK WHILE YOU SLEES OATED TONGUE, R SICK STOMACH," iges er 1, Sallow Skin and Miserable logged bowels, which cause | ed food, which sours and Like him off a out a home?” what, “Our boy Stanley in lutely, and you can tell him so.” The Family Lawyer—1 know a better plan than that, girl—Londen Opinion. “Its raining out bere, sister, and that isilet’s go to the front yard.” that a8 soon as they got off the pay. that they trudged back through the | y the! {house and out on the front p! OUTBURSTS OF EVERETT TRUE PARADOXICAL There are some odd things in life.’ for instance’ Refusing to countenance a charge by facing it.” KR RHR ER RK RAKE HHKHHRRHRRARHRARKHAED TELL “Selling your home to buy an automobile! “Won't need none after | git the auto; wouldn’t never be there, anyhow.”—Houston Post, “LEAVE IT TO THE CHILOREN™| Lucitie and Jack, aged 5 and 6/ ra, were having an argument lover a toy. Finally J in exas With eeeeeeeeeee CONT WHINE, EVERETT, You KNOW YOu ARE SO nANDY WITH THAT UMBRELLA fh | Iron Trade Re- PATCHED UP. Henry, our engagement is at an end, and I rything you have ever given me, nks, Blanche! You may begin at once Seeded eens THE GIRL INSTEAD 8 on marrying that chorus girl. 1 shall cut TH tell the: SUPERFLUOUS ‘ What will you do with: _ dawn heah to be educationed. 1912, ° ° o ° o ° jokes written by Seat which peed yesterday, it makes . ° peration, said something which] 4 brought forth the following: “Now! Jack won't go to heaven,” | ® says Lucille, ° Me will, too,” from Jack. o Luciiie, “Jack will be an No, explained sweared #o, only me angel ‘s “Ah!” says Jack dinguatedly, * ‘dere ain't no lady ang NINA BOLTON, $ 1809 Weller St. NOT LIKE GRANDMA while making « soclal call the other day I was being entertained by two little girls, who said they Wrre going to keep me company ti Mama came down, The younger Crehild of about five, was telling hie of her visit to the dentist bg said whe, “there was a lady chair, and when the man pulied out her tooth she just screamed and yelled awful.” “Well,” answered the other girl, “ehe must have been a dreadful cow ard, ‘cause my grandma takes out all her teeth every night, and she don't yell at all.” MISS OPHELIA FRIEDBERG, 500 Fourth Ave. SMITH & WESSON MADE THEM EQUAL An | was walking down to work last night, along the water front, I heard some loud talking, and on In vestigating, I found two colored men quarreling about something One was a big, tall, burly fellow and the other a rather smal) man. The little fellow seemed to be get ting the worst of it, when he put bis ag oe joke” to DRAWING drawing awarded the first prize of a dollar. Mise Curtis is but thirteen years of and, in all probability, if she drawing, she heard from some day. The above drawing was contrib- uted to the Circle “Drawing Con- * by Miss Bonnie Curtis of Cen- h been will be -HONOR ROLL Faye Hummell. Minnie Frewaldt. hand on his hip and looked up at Margaret Bowen. the big fellow and said; “Look] p, Trib heah, ‘nigger, the Lord done fe] Edna Shackelford. vored you when he made you bie vl ‘n me, but the Smith & Wesson Gun company done made us equal H. C. OM LAND. 705% Pike St Clifford Monroe, Artie Burns. ig Grace Lovelace. Margaret Haym France Marie Scholtz. THEY SMELLEO HIS HAIR Monday afternoon Bob, a little boy about five yours old, who had just been to the barber shop to have his bair cut for the first time, came running up to where hfs playmates WILFRED BALKEMA, 7613 Greenwood Ave. CONVINCED THE BURGLAR | A prominent Seattle attorne: who prides himself on bis ability as || a “criminal lawyer,” was extolling |! a man whom he had Intely been able || to successfully defend and recetre jan sequittal for, on a charge of |, burglary. “Now tell me,” says the} attorney, “did you really burelarize that houseT’ “Well, Ill tell you) honest and square,” said the + 1 “efore 1 heard you spell that | to the jury I thought I was guilty | all right, but since, I'll be hanged if) I believe I did it at all.” G. Lewis, 1442 West 47th Bt. WE WAS THERE TO BE EMUCATIONED ‘The other day | took my boy to a motion picture house, Next | mé sat an old colored mammy with ~ small children, about four and * years old. During the change of t reels the small boy got inter ed in his surroundings and be) ® rubbering, which he kept up as|* | the next reel was thrown on the | * . Mammy noticed this, and,|* bbing him® by the hair, she 4 hipeed at him: Looky heah, chile, I brought you | - 1t\* yum don't pay ‘tention and be edu-/* cationed 1 goin’ to bus’ you in the jaw.” Rexpecttully submitted. bd A. A. PADMORE, 4 204 Arcade Annex. |* TerrrrrrT eT rere s |* *) Tough Guessing + | happier if you married a man who The terms of today are #|h#d less money. very confusing.” Daughter—Don't worry, mother; | How 40 you mean? | he will have fess in a very short) When you hear a man talk &|time—Boston Transceipt. about muck-raking, you do not */ know whether he fs reading #/ NATURE OF ASSEMBLAGE the popular magazine or * I understand you starting a suburban garden.” #|!ovely family rewnion.” * Well said Mr Rae Ra ey! Thal's what It started but some of them got our rich relations over, A CAREFUL YOUNG MAN ca were, and, pulling off b hat, | yelled: “Hey, kids! come ameli of| Peter my hair. I just came from the bar-/ | bar shop Kiod Lady—And want to do when you grow up? Little Girk—T wanta vote pecko LEAVE Mother—1 really think you'd be ome Bessie Terrell Catherine Brown. Martha Brown George Davideon Clara Main. Marcetta Carter Mabe! Gustavson, Robertson. Perret ce rtee eee ey WHY ENPECKO OBJECTED “I hate to go sbopping with my Wife,” said Enpecko. ery time I mak & she sits down” . didnt know ee ee ee eee what @ suggestion that had seats in the stores,” com- mented his friend “They don't.” “She sits on me.” replied En do you “Er they iT TO HER! folks had a Croasiots out to be, to talking and the oc ed itself into an indig seteeeeeeeeeee SSHSHHOSSHSOS SH SSHHHOHHTHHHHHHH FH HOH HHH GOs THE STAR CIRCLE: pire. |. oe OOOO OOOO HHH HHS Hii) you haven't, but now It will be THIS IS 1ST PRIZE, { | i j } | aeteees *WHICH IS BEST, corse | ‘A NEW ONE FROM lot cach week, | greased to the point where it becomes necessary to consider } | Jobnson of ¢ j be done eer eee eae eT ase you most, will be after a/to yourself tonight—no | © weeks’ use, when you will ac-|hair is as pretty and soft # tally see new hair, fine and'that it has been neglec wny at first—yes—but really|fured by careless tre ew hair—sprouting all over the! all—you surely can have Ip. hair and lots of it if you You want to marry my daugh-| pation meeting.” ter? _ - To oot certain, but I'd like ao NEVER SEES HIM a her hand, sir.”~Jadg Ned—You've been calling on| F | Boozem's daughter so long, it's a Nothing New | wonder he hasn't asked your inten “Do you believe the theory that! tion doctors have a right to kill where; ‘Ted-—Never see him. I never they cannot cure?” |reach his house until 8 and I al “Haven't they always been doing| ways leave before 1 in the morn-! it?"—Baltimore American, ing | et FOR BOYS FOR GIRL@ ED EVERY SATURDAY EDITED BY UNCLE ‘ach he is tine tuning Sy Siete india eatin adie ent outoftdoor recreation? Prob-| worth your while if you stop and think real hard and get a very good excuse for thinking such a thing Outot-door recreation ts the toplie of next week's contest, and \t should) attract a flood of manuscripts. The | 0 ean ne contest includes every ree reation, | games, fishing, picnics te, Out of the abundance of recreations) ; which are inclu under this head-| ing there is an abundance of chil-| dren who have his or her little good) time out of doors, that in their en-| timation “beats ‘em all Por the| best letter along this line, a prize! of $1.00 will be awarded, and @ #ec-) ond prize of 60 cents will be given to the next best THINKS CONTESTS FINE Dear Uncle Jack I wish to be come a member of your most later- esting Circle, 1 watch for the Cir- ularly every aturday and) enjoy reading it very much. You have fine contests. Many of the children here weekly, I mi 14 year Hoping that I am yours w#incerely, TOWNSEND. contribute remain MARY Bremerton, Wash eligible, I FALL CITY Dear Uncle Jack—I would iike to join the Star Circle Club, as I am| This drawing was care old. I watch The Star to|ond prize by the pins the prize winners and contest |“Orawing Contest.” 1 like The Star the | by Miss Louise pet best of all daily newspapers and|av. Miss Graham ig love to read it. Yours truly of the Circle, joining ARTIE BURNS. | The Circie certainly Wash membership. POLITICAL GOSSIP FROMT CAPITAL BY GILSON GARD BY GILSON GARONER (Special Correspondent of The Star.) WASHINGTON, May 16-—-The Roosevelt canrfiaign hag Fall © = rp have second place on the ticket. As things now look, the fe | vice president is likely to fall upon one of the following: Gor, ‘ornia, former Senator Albert J Beveridge | ot W. RK. Stubbs of Kanaas or Gifford Pinchot. The Roosevelt managers seem particularly to favor G It ts understood that the latter is not enthusiastic about, for vice president. He feels that there is still very tm in Calffornia Nevertheless, the pressure may enough to induce Johnson to make the sacrifice. There is that Jobnaon is the ideal man for 4 running mate with Ro is thoroughly progressive, aggressive, straightforward, and structive record to his credit. The fact that he comes from ®# jComst state ix a recognition of the Far West, where most | progressive sentiment is born and nurtured, Johnson, in short ladd strength to the ticket and would add tremendously as ac to the effectiveness of the fight. From assurances which have been received by the agers, it is expected that the republican national committer fairly in the matter of contests. The only hope Taft has £ rollering bie nomination has for some time lain in a possibility that could command a majority of the national committee for the of deciding all contests against Roosevelt, regardless of the the contest. The committee has been pretty thoroughly it is found that its members feel that this would insure the of the party, and that they would go down in the wreck. 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