The Seattle Star Newspaper, May 17, 1912, Page 4

THE STAR—FRIDAY, MAY 17, 1912. ° ~ Broadway Rink 711 EAST PINE ST. Ladies Admitted Free Both Afternoon and Bvening. Skating 260, Checking Free THE SEATTLE STAR sonir ORTHWEST LEAGUE OF NEW ¥ r Ht lensed wire mews service of Noice Undertaking BROADWAY AND UNION LADY ATTENDANT CONSTANTLY IN CHARGE, Phone East 200, er, olty, ep or % m ed Dally See te popableg Go Fh or Machange Main O08 | @ RRA RARAR AAR AREER RA 4 RESEMBLED PA one: ne —— - —=l|* HALF PRI * TWAIN ANO THE OFFICE BOY on PRICE GALE GE * Mark Twain did not cherish a fondness for the average offfes Elegant stock of The Annual Miracle ® boy, He had an idea that the genus was insufferable, and inkarl- monds, Wm. Regey ® |® ably when the humorist nallied forth into some business officet ® c, now being wold at heme op t le None them ever hap sens|* there was immediate armed hostility between him and the poy. x The best barening ve Funny thing about miracles, one of them ¢ apt * One day Mark went to see a friend at bis office, andthe pw} FRANK BRI in our time. They all occurred in biblical days, observes the) ® office boy on guard, in fey tones, sald: : *) a 1380 Firet agnostic 2 * “Whom do you wish to see!” A reade Annex P acles ha ¢ , . Mark mentioned his friend's name But is he quite right? Are not miracles happening all the} * ) o : \* Ww ee bi tr” came vext from the #* time? Let's take a look about us right now in this bright May|% oy, Vast 6° Vow wast to ove Bim about?” ca 4 weather * Mark immediately froze up, and then, with a genial smile, # “Come,” says Spring, talking to the little blind roots snug-)* he sald ve ling down in the brown earth, “Come, wake up, sleepy heads !/ * pa re him, please, | want to ask his hand in holy matrimony, a jet to work!” * «| “But we are cold,” say the roots ee ee Location After June 1—1320 Second Avenue len sunshine,” says Spring objected the roots “T'll send you my ¢ “But we are thirsty ‘ERUDITION “Tn ae - ; 7 «es ti: ciate daael Dorothy (looking up from her book)—What's an apge? a ere " I'll send you my silver rains,” says the gentle ta k Jacky (in a superior way)-d duano exactly, Something in a cathe mistress. dral, | think And what with the warmth and the moisture and the Dorothy-—-Oh, is {tf I thought tt was that that Cleopatra killed ber- e : if with.—M Hitan Magasi acle rroug! ‘ de wit etropolitan Magazine, balmy airs, the miracle is wrought. Down there under the] se sae —— wr FriendAnd who does the baby na In os 0 a earth those wonderful alchemists, the roots, begin to work KNEW NO BETTER resemble? Laboring with the same materials, each picks and wipe He (triumphantly reading from a newspaper)—"Suffragiat speaker Bye Pape — ouie _ ; those things that it needs. And one accomplishes the miracle | neckied by geese at a county fair.” Ha! ha! Even the geese are against | Pig gel nite & eas He ofa violet’s blue. And another the sweet miracle of a rose’s| woman suffrage, my dear! © Go 1m te Siow pre grace and flush and fragrance, And another the jaunty yellow She (contemptuously)—That's because they are geese.—Judge, ep PEN: © a eys emo a a (4 of a jonquil CRRA ae CUTTING THE COST Miracles? In what man-made dye-vats are we achieving] » . a such colors? In what laboratories are we creating such won * mi ‘ mareee saa * awd Re - . F you want to save money—do it now. This sale has less 4 > 7 e 3 ac all the : if we but “Wot's de matter wit’ Mooney Waggtes — geriaciest, Aa rage pnd rvs = pa ni i Mita “Aw, don’t notice him. He thinks be sees things.” € than two weeks to run. a ve eyes to see and hearts to understan¢ * “Wot kind o° ‘things? * “THEY had no chanze of any kind, and #0 they endeavored to st i\* refenen eee eae eae eee HERE is no question but that this is your very best oppor. what they could not ean. to try by theft to get what they could not get! , 3 * tunity to replenish your wardrobe with Men's . from the people.” Language sounds familiar? Yes, it's Teddy's, and it's) pe pee eee k keke eheke keene y pl y Quality Apparel at unusual savings. hile gentile little comment on the standpat crowd's attempt to steal the @elegates for Taft in this state. YOUTH'S IDEA “THE moderator sends hie love to the twe dearest children on earth.” “Always remember, my sou, that your father had to work for a ‘That's th .M. A. Matthews yesterday announced to his family| living.” ‘ * here te potion Sar Louisville, Ky. a need mf the Presbyterian pene 4 “That's what you got for not being wise enough to play « thinking im this country. Bet the “kids” were tickled over that telegram! part,” was the young man's retort.—Detroit Free Press ° 7” ene oo EXTREMES — HIS sale is a success because we have avoided the abuses of the many so-called bargain sales. Price tags have not beenvampered with—the reductions are genuine and very much worth your while. AKING friends for the future and cleaning out all present stock in order to start with everything fresh in the new location are the sole objects of this sale. We're with Uncle John Burroughs, the famous naturalist and essayist, in one thing, anyway. Invited to help celebrate a centenary of Browning, Uncie John replies that he's too busy, doesn’t see anything much worth while in Browning, and ts willing that the celebrants get what good they can out of “struggling with him.” There may be use for Browning, just os there may be use for the Yermiform appendix, the comb on a hen's head, or the tail of a cat, but the “struggle” to get al and apply It, as Uncle Jobn intimates, isn't worth while. There are too many good things within easy reach to Warrant a battle with Browning's syntax and literary noise, save by those who have little else to do. | BY THE WAY, SWAT THAT FLY RIGHT NOW! LEASE remember that the entire stock must go before we move. Clothing, Hats, Underwear, Shirts, Neckwear, a Hosiery, etc., etc., have all been reduced and there are many ; half price specials among them. Sammer Weight Suits Half Price As an indication of the money-saving possibilities this sale a holds for you, we call your attention to 150 Suits of Summer 4 Weight, in the popular greys, browns and novelty mixtures, now offered at HALF PRICE. GAFFNEYS 708 First Avenue Location After Jane 1—1320 Second Avenne Fishmonger—We have some gen- uine diamond-backed terrapin this morning Mra. Nubride—But diamonds are so dreadfully expensive, Haven't you some with rhinestone backs? A Prodigy. “He never kicks on the umpire’s | decisions.” Docen't. eh?” “No and what's more, when his wife calls him down for st ven Admits that ab; Detroit Free Press. ° o oO GOV. HAY stands today a political outcast. it is his reward as the } champion trimmer of the state. I get paid for what I know, not] Toper—My doctor says that o ° ° for what I do.” drinking beer will make me, fat’ LIKE Mary’s little !amb, Schedule K follows Mr. Taft wherever he| “Aren't you always overdrawing| Mra. Toper—That may be, bat) @ees, but not for the same reason.—New York World. your salary accouatt” it's more liable to make you lead. o o © aeaew ee a eee TALK about circuses taking all the money out of town! How's JOSH WISE SAYS this? “New York, May 17.—Jan Kubelik, violin wizard, sailed for Bo-| “Dunk Fridemush says bh alive hhomia today, taking with him $142,000, his profits resulting from his| considered it hopeless, he's tour of this country.” ifinarily got bis children back ter N ° ° o th’ farm by cutting it up inter sub- SEATTLE’S fat and sleek corporation attorneys will gather tonight urban villar sites. Same farm, ] fer the purpose of stemming the peopie’s demand for judicial reform.| same surroundin’s, But they came | Oh, yes, they will stem it about as successfully as the enraged she-bear| back arunnin’.” ° ame the AT THE THEATRES THIS WEEK. Moore—Norwegian Society Ea- tertatnment Metropolitan—Seattle College in “The Pool's Bauble.” Seattie—Josnio Shirley Co. tn “The Primrose Path.” Orpheum—Vauderviile. Emprese— Vaudeville. Pantagee—Vaudeville. Grand—Vaudevilie and motion Pictures. Clemmer—Photoplays and vau- deville. forest fire by pawing at it. . icine ene ° ° ° . Not Valuable. 6 found ity, in Judge Ronald's court, of abandon “la that dog of yours very valu " a a his wife, aged 17, pow th ong 4 couldn't support her on $9 a week. Poor able?” Delicious “Syrup of Figs’ Best} oy! Poor girl! Where inthe dickens were their parents, retatives| “! guess not. I've only lost him for Their Little Stomachs, | 3 & @r guardians? What a tragically early and sad introduction to the|once In (wo years.” —Detroit Free} Livers and Waste-Clogged/ tern reatities of life for the childish couple! Press. Bowels. ptromelaad Photoplaye and vaw = SE a) hag ae ae ad “ _ A LOTTERY _—— look back at your childhood days. Remember the physic that mother insisted on—castor oll, calo- mel, catharties. How you hated them, how you fought againet tak | ° K ing them. x With our children It's different a |The day of harsh physic is over.| ce | We don’t force the liver and 30 feet a of bowels now; we coax them. We} pe. e good weather begins, ber husband and sons. The fool) it accidents from over-| who rocks the boat will be always! turned canoes and boats by people) with us. We can avoid him to a who either don't know anything/certs'n degree, but the man who about the handling of them or else|ventures on the water in a fr know so much that they become | boat or canoe tn rough weather Is overconfident, careless and reck- & more dangerous fool than any.) less. The example of the man who|Greater care should be exercised ‘was drowned while trying to save| by those who love the water. They) bis two sons is one that should go! should remember that, though they| @ home to everyone. He was warned are wise to the ways of the water mot to go on the lake with two | that the water always has a few) gmail boys, but, confident in his surprises in store. @trength and skill, he went, and O. V. MeWHORTER. Editor The Star: Every year, as|now a lonely woman mourns tor| the about have no dreaded after effects.| Mothers who cling to the old form} ob ply don’ ry i eM of physics simply don't realise what We move to the corner of Third and University on June Ist. Why? Because we are well-founded, Their little stomachs | to have better selling facilities, and have decided to sacrifice our entire stock of and tender bowels are injured by | and Millinery | THIS IS A BONA FIDE SALE well remember — look at the SALE STARTS TOMORROW, SATURDAY, AT 10 A. M. SOME OF OUR MANY BARGAINS— your married life?” of Syrup of Figs, then don't worry, LINGERIE WAISTS, 89c LINEN DRESS SKIRTS, ape smiling child in a few hours, Babies at Half Price. Syrup of Figs being composed en- Little Bessie and her mamma/tirely of luscious figs, senna and were doing the sights of the town.| aromatics, simply cannot be harm- | Seon they came to a show where! ful It sweetens the stomach, @ ticket announeed “Children haif|makes the liver active and thor- price.” oughly cleanses the little one’s “O, do let us go in, mammy,” said] waste-clogged bowels. In a few the little one, “and buy a baby, now| hours all sour bile, undigested fer they're #0 cheap.—Tit- Bits, menting food and constipated waste matter gently moves on and out of Not the Highest Recommendation | the system without griping or nau-| sea, Directions for ehildren of all ages, also for grown-ups, plainly printed on the package, By all means get the genuine. Ask your druggist for the full name, Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna,” BAKING POWDER Absolutely Pure The only Baking Powder made fromRoyal Grape Cream of Tartar NO ALUM, NO LIME PHOSPHATE “I'm taking a gambler's chance.” | because you surely will have a well, formerly $2.00, now oo... secccececceenness formerly $7.00 and $8.00, now ......... 20008 Gloves rnmie a riaowiiree tomcat: «SD by mgd prepared by the California Mg! LINGERIE WAISTS, LINEN SUITS, formerly Superior and Byrup 0, Accept nothing wees. Soemiatiy: GS.50) WW eee sd sce cesccccemas $15.00, now Manner Repaired - ii ienarenesenanenenemetie e eaeueeees AMUSEMENTS Seattle Theatre Crowded Nightly. 1106 Second Avenue LINGERIE WAISTS, WHITE SERGE SUITS, formerly formerly $6.00 to $8.00, now .. oot al $25.00 to $30,00, now ....4....... acecen SILK WAISTS, formerly LADIES’ WOOLEN SUITS, $6.50 to $8.50, now. wbeseuth sea” a formerly $15.00 to $20.00, now ........-. Long White Gloves and White Hosiery for Summer Wear Stoves... 146 | Hose... .......89¢ Hverybody’s Favorite «THe PRIMROSE PATH” Starting Sunday Matinee (you've) = oH 4 all read the piorz) “Hobby Barnlt,” tee ; : a carnive RR A ae te Slee mete atk Women’s Pure Silk Hose, made nb SILK PETTICOATS, formerly *LADIES’ MANNISH MIXED SUITS, the double tipped fingers, clasp | With 11-inch lisle boot top, 5.00, now ........ Neds cdbeces co gnome Clie heey ie tganatg inns asia ate $. A ‘ el formerly $20.00 to $30.00, now .........55 value, sale A value 650; tri price . . ee a ON he can you say of his ve FONGE * AND WHITE SERGE LADIES’ SERGE SUITS, formerly _ $150 LONG SILK 85c “7k ail toc Shslené: thn ial pi, al SL COATS, formerly $15 and $18, now ..... $25.00 to $35.00, now . a dye rat Women’s 16 button White of a political party. mor = } 4 ehneaa dan a uP | LE 25 ACK " mPeT ATS . - pow Hagges aa i oe Women's “Laurel” Silk Lisle ss Couldn't Escape. reteant tba “ i PA COATS, And a great many other bargains too numero! broidery, doube tipped fin. | !0#e; sheer, fine and very dur- Clinton—Did you get in without ormerly $15.00, now .......... veesvide od mention. ‘ i : # : your wife hearing you last night? » ha tao os Ad oy Bling sary“ a ee in white, tan and Clubleigh—No; and I didn’t got rimp ess value; sale price . 8 sale price quality; 25s in without hearing her, either.—Los Angeles Herald bd 'e je e . FERCELOCLOLC CEE cara ate - , ( |* RING OFF, WILD BELLES. *9 * waukee Sentinel, A Company of Famous Vooalists b—-Othor Big Acts—6 10e and 86¢ » 4 mx » 4 « * ’ *| ——__—_- "YM 2LOT S. * Maybelle—See the beautiful * tlic S octheaithe. evil * engagement ring Jack gave me * Ts eae Tr [GLOVES ROY DBRT | last night. ze my Ng be PA N T AGES | oth More, 1418 SECOND AVENUE | istelle—Gracious! Has that * atines Datty. Twice Nightly ‘ Baillargeon Building. |* just got around to you?—Mil- & CRLUL OPERATIC SINGERS — va 2 Between Pike and Union * * * wa KOK kK ttn tk