The Seattle Star Newspaper, May 6, 1912, Page 4

9 ADD PAD Pp 0 66557 THE SEATTLE STAR Private xchange Main 9400 Phone cane NONTHWEST LEAGUN OG NHWSPAPERG attic, Wash Teo por me a Dally by The Sine hi your hafis, gone and the wifey mail con Did y and just t! r ng Ma a bit wrong all a. ou are especially tires is worn out the baby’s got the and your sisted of a bur unpaid bills, Then the paper, too, handed you chunks « m. Over in Ru and wo Germany on strike ; traying the people ~ And just abot moods of But, look brig something t That someth It started with the mere microscopical cell But the great urge upon ages the mere speck of life has been « all the inter: ages, until we now have tirely beyond the brute, but aspiring to Under the great wu each animal fecting itseli in its kind; each has developed s« or traits, or fur feather bit easier for the generat pipe, s have just croup sia they abering men the coal national were § miners were leader be the corporations. nost terrible here in our own country Ss were and judges were favoring at time you go i the r s-the-use moor and things begin to There is a ASSeS away sly can't somehow, help it u that £ een at w ces You oF wk for a animal stomach and li hee million of years on the g which was | and te ugh veloped thre yan, not yet en was there usly diate the angels species has been per ne special tal or covering as t uke life just a ns that were to follow And so it is with you. You will go on fighting through the mist and darkness, aspiring toward the he The great urge will not let you rest. Willingly or unwillingly, you must on fighting to make this a better world imly in the back of beyond you foresee a world in which justice truly reigns; in which your children’s children will have equal chance in the world; in which might will no longer be right; gold will no longer be the universal god; man will no longer be food for cannon. In the back of beyond y @ world in which love shall rule. It is this evolutionary urge, this undying hope in the heart of all of us, that moves us on, sometimes ever so slowly, but mone the less surely, towards that ultimate goal which we shall mever see, but which we must help achieve with blood and sweat and tears and gladness for generations yet unborn. in which to live an u foresee Monemens id “He's dead. Let's build him a monument.” Ampng proposed orials shafts, the first to be the western end of Lake I @ $50,000 monument to The is the idea of a Halifax n heroes who died on the Titanic Do those tall pieces of stone perpete in any way memories of statesmen, generals and her Are the d they left behind them any more brilliantly beautiful because thousands of dollars have been spent in ornamental me ials? If those thousands of men, to whose memories are erected Vatious monuments, could come back to us in recognizable form for a few moments from out the everywhere, wouldn't they, with a single voice, say to men. of today: “Take that money which you would waste on us and turn it to some good vse for those who are LIVING TODAY. Take the little children of the poor out of the great cities during the hot summers. Take the poor themselves out of the con- gested districts and put them, with capital and education enough to allow of progress, on some of the vacant acres of this great Ration. Spend that moncy in great wafer works, in govern Ment railroads, and government merchant vessels, in providing Practical education for those who cannot ‘afford it Do all those things with this money, which will help the American people to be a wiser, more healthy, finer nation. We will @ecept this as a more indestructible token of your respect and love for us than any monuments of stone and marble.” are the Lincoln n, D.C ie. Then they nas Jefferson and propose to erect nd the very latest memorial to the reermtows —S~*d MEANWHILE, Mexico continues to vindicate Diaz.—Topeka ote: oe HOWEVER, that man who tried to force his way into the White House with a knife didn't originate the idea.—Washington Post. e.fe3 ss is been discovered in Java. Still, Balti- mocratic national convention.—Cteveland Leader, oo 6 DON'T disturb Mr. Lorimer in the senate any more. It seems to be the only place where the poor man is wanted.—New York Evening Mail. Oe PEOPLE who are too poor to take an ocean voyage occasionally siso have something to be thankful for at times.—Des Moines Register and Leader. A LAKE of boiling mud more is to have the °o 8 © PRESIDENT TAFT favors a six-year Blame hi That's the only way some pre: fonger than four years. rm for president. Can't ents could hold the job o 8 AFTER the Illinois primary the Colonel said he was too happy to talk. it's a pity the Colonel has not been happier in the past than he has been—Nashville Southern Lumberman. o 9 © SPEAKING of nerve, three masked bandits robbed the passengers of a Pullman car right in the presence of the porter, and all this not far from Chicago.—Pittsburg-Chronicie-Telegraph, oo @ THE papers are still commenting upon the rejoicing in Milwaukee over the bier of socialism. It takes, it seems, something like that to make Milwaukee famous.—Nashville Southern Lumberman. °o 0 @ THE president of a buttomhole manufacturing company reports that this is one of the best years his industry ever had. Buttonholing Is always active in a big campaign year——Kansas City Journal. o. ee WHILE we are mourning the wreck of the Titanic, all civilized na- tions have aviators at work drilling themssives in the art of dropping bombs on ships for the maintenance of peace-—New York World. i Carey CS ILE : POWDER Absolutely Pure Economizes Butter, Flour, Eggs; makes the food more appetizing and wholesome The only Baking Powder made from Royal Grape Cream of Tartar Perry and the other at] rm goth drama the “Vaouut Hrowne—That some drawing power NO DOUBT Towne call my nor.” to ha’ “Regay's wife bas sued him for ja divorce Will she marry again or go back to the stage? 3 Me \y on 1”g | Jo | ated he j) ae . | CLAUDE RAD FALLed | ASLEEP UNDER THE TRee | BY THE BROOK WHEN WE BARKING OF His PET NOUN’? AWAKENEO | WE STRETCHED AND SIGHED’! | “IF THE WiNDow 13 oLass, || WHAT isadore f” it } CALL 4 doctor! | | A DIFFERENCE | Gibbe—And so your wife gets ory on comparatively litte, does lshe? | Dibbe—Yeu—that compared with |ahe ought | script is, on little hat she thinks to have.—Boston Tram THE OLD-FASHIONED WAY The fact that corporal punish. |ment is dixcouraged in the public jechools of Chicago is what led Bobby's teacher to address this jmote to the boy's mother | “Dear Madam: [ regret very much to have to tell you that your son, Robert, idles away his time, is dixobedient, quarrelsome, and dis- turba the pupils who are trying to study their lessons, He needs a good whipping, and I strongly rec jommend that you give him one. | Yours truly. MISS BLANK.” To this Hobby's mother respond. ed as follows Tear Miss Blank Lick him yourself. 1 ain't mad at him. Yours truly, MRS) DASH.” The Youth's Companion. ONE CONSOLATION If it wasn't for what the lawyers do to ‘em, few criminals would get jany punishment whatever.—Louls ville Courier-Journal | NO DISTINCTION | Seott—There goes Dr. Swellman Quite a lady-killer. isn’t he? | Mott—Ob, he treats the other nex too. ANOTHER MATTER Mother—There, now, don’t whip ny You know the Bible says t not the sun descend upon your rath ther sn't sa ‘ nd Transcript That's all right; but ft not to let your wrath upon thé son.—Boston ‘Gentleman Burglar’ Is Sentenced Harry Rogers, alias Harry Davi known as “the gentleman burgla was sentenced on Saturday by Judge Ronald to three to fifteen years in the penitentiary. Rogers | pleaded guilty to second degree burglary about two weeks ago. He od by the police and the ® attorney with aout 13 in hotels and rooming | houses since the beginning of the year. |EULOGIES FOR MRS. STRAUS PORTLAND, Or., May 6.—Reso- lutions eulogizing Mrs, Isador | Straus, wife of the New York mil for the nobility of her life grandeur of her death, | when she chose to die with her hus | band on the sinking Titanic rather than live without him, today have been passed by the Portland coun- cil of Jewish women. Helle r a gold brick? Harry--tad to, It wae the only way | could get my name tn print, NO DOUBT ABOUT IT eratood you bought “Are you sure your chauffeur can trusted?” “Yes, air; we belong to the same [college fraternity.” | “FSO YOUNG Little Clarence (who has wh inquiring mind) ~ Thieves 1 Mr. Calltpers—Now, Puck. THE STAR—MONDAY, MAY 6, 1912. “What sort of a hit did Reagsy make with Peay?” “Sort of a dull thad.” CRUELTY Myrtle-—-Did you hear ho awfully sarcastic Miss Bangs got even with little Arthur Jones? Marion—No. -ryle—he got up and gave him her seat in the street car, Papa, the Porty . my son, You'are too young to talk polities, —~ ‘Do you think selective memories are the best?” VERY OBLIGING | ation.” Baltimore American. i don't know about that, but they are mighty bandy in an tnvestl- REFINED ATHLETICS “There is a great deal more refi to be.” pement in athletics than there used Yoo,” replied the sporting man; “but every now and then some Dugilist breaks loose and talks about ‘slugging over the ropes’ like = political candidate.“— Washington 8t ane <a THE PLACE Mise Gothar—I have just been reading an article entitled "Have sometines We Ever Lived Before?” Mr. Rowtham—tndeed!' re Miss Gotbam—Yes. 1 frequent! fancy we have ty find myself moved by « weird, transcendental emotion which seems to be the unquenchable, strugeiing consciousness of a proexistence, could It have been? Hut if L have lived before, where Mr. Rowtbam—Judging from the kind of emotion you have describ- ed, it must have been near Copley “Why don’t you give your wife “I did, once, and she spent it Washington Herald square, in boston. —Puck. an allowance?” before I could borrow it back.”—~ OUTBURSTS OF EVERETT TRUE ALL OTHER STOMACH MISERY GOES may call it by some other name; your real and only trouble ts that which you eat does not digest, but quickly ferments and sours,’ pro- ducing almost any unhealthy condi- tion. A case of Pape's Diapepsin will cost 50 cents at any Pharmacy here, and will convince any stomach suf- ferer five minutes after taking a single dose that Fermentation and Sour Stomach is causing the misery of Indigestion. No matter if you call your trouble Catarrh of the Stomach, Nervous- 1ess or Gastritis, or by any other ame—always remember that a cer- tain cure is waiting at any drug store the moment you decide to be- gin ite use. Pape’s Diapepsin will regulate any out of order Stomach within five minutes, and digest promptly, without any fuss or discomfort, all of any Kind of food you eat, If your meals don’t fit comfort "jably, or you feel bloated after eat- ing, and you believe it Is the food which fills you; if what little you eat les Iike a lump of lead on your stomach; ff there is difficulty in breathing after eating, eructations of sour, undigested food and acid, heartburn, brash or a belching of gas, you can make up your mind that you need something to stop food fermentation and cure Indiges- tion. To make every bite of food you eat ald in the nourishment and strength of your body, you must rid your Stomach of poisons, excessive acid and stomach gas which sours entire mi “interferes with causes #0 many suf. ferers of Dyspepsla, Sick Headache, Billiousness, Constipati Griping, etc. Your case is no difterent—you are a stomach sufferer, though you GAS, DYSPEPSIA, INDIGESTION AND Always Something New! Ushers in Pacific Northwest Are in Seat#h miss ETHEL On!y Girl Theatre ° FAY AND TWO OTHER PRETTY GIRL THEATRE USHERS {f you watk right down Second) to your seat by an old-fashioned boy{much at home here as they av. during the rush hours in your wher, and— everyday clothes very few people | will stop to look you over unless, | oq to your plush lined “asciento” by | trouble of course, there is something unm a very pretty girl wearing tl» usual sbout you that appeais to | form of a house maid the crowd—and you wouldn't want to do the eccentric stunt, would yout If you're mighty good took ing perhaps a few afternoon shop- and done It pers will squint at you. If you wear a straw hat while the rain is ing ping-pong on the crown there'll your sweethearts to your seats be a few of us to snicker under ovr) breaths Now suppose you entered 4. porter. in rest room in a large Suppose that instead of the very|ment store. I've found the boys | old-fashioned usher you were escort-|frevh and always getting ; The girls attend to the all the women and is nothing The scheme ni-| wants of dren sc their well E And the girle—they like it, Seat gone Of course it was a little hard used to it, but the novelty wore off. There are six of them. And three would allow have their pictures “took.” Am if it hadn't been for the head usher Miss Ethel Fay, you wouldn't Just suppose! The Albambra theatré thought of it, the Amambra Gheatre started and now the Alhambra has fort hers and They've got the only girl in the Northwest to show fine,” said the Star re women “And it manager works yesterday We want to a our theatre and expected to be guided | patrons of the house to feel just as|any pretty faces at all, MY WORD! WON’T LORD AND LADY LOOK ODD WORKING ON A FARM?) Whe GO GET THE NOBLE FARMER AND HIS NEW JOB. TORONTO, Ont., back to-the-aoil British nobility going to work Forsaking an ancestral hall May One of ‘em in section from Burke's Peerage is now settled on a farm in Canada: Lord Hyde, son and heir of the Earl of Clarendon. Lady Hyde, his wife. The Hon. George Herbert Arthur Hyde Villiers, his six told son. year-old daughter Baron Somers, law. Theso marine blue blood and equipped with ancestors running back tll you can’t see ‘em for the mists of antiquity, have taken a 200acre farm in Ontario, near Pickering. There they are going to build a new ancestral hall and go into the ancestor business themselves They are going to be regular far- mers. They will raise grain, fruit and green truck Iike any other Ontarto farmer. Furthermore, Lady Hyde says she is going to do her own work, She brought two “servants” with her, but she says she intends to let them go. J dipping her lily white hands into the dough and the suds! Lord Hyde won't go quite that far back. He says he is going to keep a hired man. Lady Hyde thinks it will be great AMUSEMENTS 6,-~The | for the youngsters to know the free- fever has hit the|dom of American farm life. and bis family, too.| dren to forget the tit in | racy Herfordshire, the following family | work, ‘The Hon. Joan Villers, his three-| jolt his brother-in- | complaint foiks, all full of ultra-| Harvey of ub fawncy Lady Hyde_ (ce eee eee jw * AT THE METROPOLITAN RRR EEE (Editor's Noto—Fred Henry, Star's office boy, has two af the company at the Metro this week, as those who read |urday’s story about “Patsy” # | will remember. So Fred wap | to criticise the play lest sight) } BY FREO HENRY I wouldn't mind being with | Juvenile Bostonians myself. something like the Pollai putians, you know. The girls all over the country, and have of fun. I'd lke it, but I thin a star reporter would be just # tle bit better. ‘4 “The Dream Girl was what lied the play last night i it from me, it was SOM | Patsy Henry (she’s my “big sister, you know), and Dode field are fun makers. They: tl your funny bone, all right. of the little girls appear in tv ual songs, and they certainly Bat sweet voices. The scenery is and the costumes perfectly geous. I think it’s better (ham circus watching those girls act. 4 fine show, and I'm going “We are going to teach our chil- of aristoc- id buckle down to hard she says. TREK * FISH TRUST |; GETS BUSY): The alleged fish trust got its first | Saturday, when the superior refused to throw out the for $100,000 damages a choise a “ jbrought against it by George L.| er" rua oe ‘ae sult in directed principally against| Proves, himself a true od directed pri 1 ities Shi 7 the Chiopeck Fish Co,, and Harvey perscapimning dip Hirweiwegd alleges that a trust bas been formed | tive husband jealous, TRed which ts forcing an agreement upon | deals with the old story of & 6am retail fish dealers to buy of no other | ging ‘out for a quiet time: concern except those in the com:| are geen by a friend of both —, |to give the necessary noto _ srry the incident, there is a raid | PROBE MARRIAGE restaurant where they dine SPOKANE, May 6.—An investi-| the theatre, jgation is being made here today = asi — ae by the prosecuting attorney's oftice| WASHINGTON DENI of the marriage in defiance of court| WASHINGTON, D. C., Magy orders of Edward Robinson, presi-| Emphatic denial that thi dent of the Arcadia Orchards Com-|sending the company of U pany, to Miss Ethel B. Irving of San | States infantry from Monterey, y Al AT THE SEATTLE — kkkkkkeata keen In the comedy, “The Gay Pa ians,” presented this week at # ttle theatre by Miss Shirley |court players, the company Robinson and his wife have re turned to Spokane but are living} day by the war departmenty apart till it is decided whether|troops were ordered to Yi |Robinson is in conempt of court | was said, merely to appease for disobeying an order of Judge | sire of the residents of that Webster him ajfor a strong guard to preveatt divorce t when he granted Seattie. Theatre iain 43 ALL WEEK—MATINEE THURSDAY | Laughable French Farce, “THe GAY PARISIANS” Nights, 10 to 60c. Thursday Mat, 20c Next week, "The Primrose Path” Roth Phones 6108. 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