The Seattle Star Newspaper, May 2, 1912, Page 4

THE SEATTLE STAR rivate xchange Main 9400 gS PPS NORTHWEST LRA OF NEWSPAPERS WIT lensed wire mews service of the United jd-clase matte year 03.38, | 3, That was Taft's plural given in today’s dispatches. A plurality of 3,655 and a delegation to the na- tional convention nearly split even between Taft and Roosevelt. Realize what it means? The stronghold of standpatism, the state of tariff- protected barons, the home of the shoe monopoly, the wool trusters, only gives half its strength to the na- tional figurehead of the standpat crowd. And a significant detail: Lawrence, the scene of the great textile strike, went for Roosevelt to the tune of two to one. Wonder if some of those blind standpatters are BEGINNING to see the HANDWRITING ON WALL? If not, what an AWFUL jolt is coming right their A philanthropist should not be without Country, and so we'll tell you a nice story about Philanthropist T.| Coleman du Pont, of Delaw We take additional pleasure in telling thie story, because it shows that the reader, no matter what bis or her | Glreumstances, can be a philanthropist. } ‘The state of Delaware was badly in need of a public highway, but | Delaware is only a quiet little old state, with nothing much going on im it save telling infernal fibs about frost, so's to justify a raise in Prices of peaches, and how to get the $2,000,000 to build that highway stumped her. Private monopolies were using most of her good peach | Jand, and dicging clams on the beaches was failing off. In her dilemma T. Coleman du Pont, the philanthropist with the bay-window Bame first above mentioned. Grant me, offered Philanthropist T. Coleman, state power to con- @emn property along a right-of-way 200 feet wide, and I'll build you a Bighway the length of the state. The legislature—representative part! @f the people governing of, by and for the people, as Mr. Taft would pat it—grabbed the offer Philanthropist du Pont has announced that $2,000,000 in that highway. Incidentally is announced that of his right-of-way will be a roadway for horsedrawn ve and 40 feet for automobiles, Mr. du Pont, like a true philanthroptst, desiring to please ‘em all. The other 130 feet Mr. du Pont will philanthroptealty | Fent out to trolley, gas, water, telephone, of! and other enterprises that| have money enough to pay for the peachy kind of philanthropy that Brother du Pont seems to be full of. | See how nicely it is arranged’ The people get their highway for Mr. du Pont’s $2,000,000. It's a peach! Mr. du Pont gets control of a strip of land clear across the state. It's a tree of peaches! Dear reader, doesn't this story clearly show you how you can be come a philanthropist? No? Well, then, given what the Delaware leg felature gave good Mr, du Pont, you could, though pe: ae af a father! With nine unmarried daughters on the eve of Dec, 25th, get all the} hard-hearted, unphilanthropic capitalists you wanted to go in with you| @ developing that 200-foot rightof-way. Of course, the state of Dela ‘ware could socialistically have done the same thing, but the state, of} Delaware is run by a “representative part” of the people, and that part) knows pie when it sees it. | | teervations Sid DEMOCRATIC county convention lasted only four hours yesterday. » Ghades of Jefferson and Jackson! Have the fiood-gates of oratory been ghut dry in democratic counciis, too? : o @ °o AFTER recent occurrences in Michigan and divers other places, there really should be reservations made for the state militia and the train leaving Seattle Sunday morn- with the two contesting delegations from King county to the demo- @ratic state convention. : oe ee THE price of beef has reached the highest point in the history of the Northwest. The beef barons are frantic with grief t! ge scarce all of a sudden, but business is business. fs eustaining. There is nourishment in roots and herb: wp and have another saucer of sawdust. e o ° THE governors of the seven Northwestern states want to stem the Mide of emigration from the United States to Cana Gre. tet’s do it. One good way would te to offer farmers inducements as (red as those offered by the Domir ion government—or a little better. ‘DrPRICE's\ Ba CREAM Made from pure, grape cream of tartar , FOREMOST BAKING POWDER IN THE WORLD Makes home baking easy. Nothing can equal it for making, quickly and perfectly, delicate hot biscuit, hot- breads, muffins, cake and pastry, Protects the food from alum. repute even in his own he will invest over 30 feet) What We Want to Do! | We do not alm to please all the some of the people all the time, all the time. When you contemplate MOVING your HOUSEHOLD GOODS or SHIPPING same out of town, give us the privilege of proving this declaration people some of th® time or but we try to please all the people Yours to be SURE, ALES or & ERRELL Elliott 2679 EATTLE 305 MAIN ST. ity in Massachusetts, as) STAR—THURSDAY, MAY 2, 1912. Agytilas JOSH WISE BAY’ Noobrood- takin’ @ spondence court in automo bile repairin’. He spent all forenoon yistiddy straight enin’ th’ axie of a racin’ auto that run Into a fence at Paim Beach, Fia,, but he dunno whether th’ thing'll run till he gita his papers back.” “Cal er is cor Not the System's Fault. “I see that Counselor D'Edbroke} “I used is courting a rich old widow “He seoms to be up against al! got her,” | court of last resort.” 11 nnd your system proved to be a mene | failure? HIS SHREWDNESS t Ney the cnses far as I know it First Actor—Have you a good part in the new piece? Second Actor—Part? whole show ~k QUEER FELLOW Tm the a may be all rig She has nev me try Chicago ald. eee eee ee oe What Her Mother Was. Helen—My mother’s a Pros. to think I would know just how to manage my wife whea Record- AT THE THEATRES THIS WEEK. Musical } concert May Robson. Shirley Co, The Love Route,” Orpheum—Vaudeville Club's ie Vaudeville, Grand—Vaudeville and pietures Clemmer—Photoplays and vau oville. Meibourne—Photoplays and vau deville. —_—_———— Coleman is the orch at the Orpheum theatr We ail envy Coleman. He's seen every show the Orpheum has sent over its cireuit for the last 20 years. When you see Coleman standing be- fore the orchestra with his little stick wirelessing to his hired men to “soft pedal” on this and siow up on that, you imagine it's a cinch, don’t you? But it isn’t Take in an Orpheum rehearsal any Monday morning, for instance. It's Hable to be at 9 or it may be 11 o'clock, It's agcording to the time motion tra leader ht or AFTER \\ yy trunks—Ray Cox, the tmperson-| ator, leaned against a wing and de- | w her waiting time “kidding” manager of the house-—while |little Mins Muriel Window was fighting it out with Coleman on the |way her little song should be fid odek finishing of the (aan | Seaclaniinuameasaneeisenenn aa kind, Remember, “Im at 1, at 5 they're done” JACOBS PHOTO SHOP ¥ wttinoniane member all those things that t to his head during rehearsal morning? ennai KING POWDERZ: odd sort of a chap. about the tariff What's his reason for not argu ing? | Saya he doesn't know anything about It buy a new suto- mobile I $500 in the bank.” ‘Why do you do that?" So ns to bave « fund I can draw on to pay for repairs.” SHOPPING _ NOT BIGHEARTED | “I hear yo matinee today 1 fear that I have enlargement of the heart “Cheer up; you could stand some- thing of an addition.” No Place for Him “William, come. I refuse to sit through another act of this show with you “But, my dear, it may not be “No, no. It tan't fit for decen' people to see. I refuse to stay he: with you any longer.” ENDS _| eis ae CATARRA ort how the pilot is finally un | Sprays, Douches, sodf. y0e"~ and Ointments Won't Kill the Persistent, Catarrh Germs. t a matinee ticket and teil hicago Record-Herald. One Way to Tell, City Niece—What kind chicken I» that? Uncle Josh—That's a Leghorn City Nie How stupid of me I ought to have noticed the horns on Its legs.—Hoston Transcript of 4 b Hyomei, the Antiseptic Air, Will When you can @o to any drug store in any civilized community on | Jearth and buy for only “The | ety quickly ¥ a | A Suggestive Title. chool Girl—Have you any hooks The Y Librarian Chink in the Armor.” > ing Sun on * have New troy your effict rays and douch Liquid ee. ee ee oan Justified. Judge—What have you to ® say for yourself for beating * this man in such a brutal man # ner? * = Prisoner * asked me * Ismay. * Judge * a i a de ai ead * * * * thrive and’ mulfipty. If you believe that liquids reach the alr tubes, try to swallow a littie| twill, effectually demonstrate to | the idle theory’ that opraye ane en cere catarrh pleasant antiseptic ry he was honor name Your if my — Dischar, eee eee tees bx > | trates into the folds ore, germ-inte: deep into killing all germea outfit conte $1.00 of HYOMEI, If ne Literal take the A HYOME tra bottie 60 conta, “Did West?" “No to do.” you fast train I left that for the engineer Baltimore American. Just Like Father. AMUSEMENTS daughter is improving,” said a musie teacher, “but when she gots to the scales I have to wateh her pretty closely.” Just like her father!” said the mother. “He made his money in the grocery business.” Answers, London Seattle Theatre Main 42 Toniah oe “an THe Delightful Your Week Trouble Ahead. Night#—10c, 200, 3 “Jim proposed last night “I heard that rumor, too; evidently believed it.” What rumor?” Phat you Inherited a fortune.” Houston Post. but Jim Just a Slight Addition A minister in an Illinois town al ways sent to the Saturday paper an announcement of the subjects for] the next-day Sunday evening his| | Joint Headiiners Miss Ray Cox, “She! one as Settle your sult out of court.” \ Perhaps it was press of circum stances that caused the printer un consciously to make the slight ad dition which made it read Settle for your suit out of court.” York ing Sun 6 MUSICAL MACLARENS? Bill Jenks—Crook PANTAG Matinee Daily “SLUMS OF PARIS” ® Introducing Sensational Dagger Dance Father Explains. Pa, what is equanimit Something that neve: a house wh there are of tays in two or Twice Ni tla byterlan. What's yours, Mary? Mary—-Mine Oh, let me seo; mine ia a Methodiat What ts yours, Bella? * = Bella~-My mother never told wwe but I heard her tell her riend that she was a dyspe; ® tle. —Tit-Bits fs an aeae the show people get up after thelr long trip from Spokane. The things that Coleman does, and the things that Coleman must know are quite distinct, Coleman must know, for instance: Every little piece of music, every cue word, every step and everything cise in the way of music that the new show brings in for the week's entertainment. Last Monday morning Coleman was learning. He was getting wis to the quips and crank of each |individual performer. Coleman en tered his little orchestra box with an air of superiority. He glanced the vacant stage, and then sat down to wait for the first victim His hair neatly waved just like the hair of all musicians waves, A sig nal and the rehearsals were on About twenty vaudevillians were e * * * * * * * * * * * * * + * * * * * * ‘ thane One Way to Escape Work. “Do you always keep a-amiling about your daily duties!" “Naw; | always look grouchy all the time. Then I ain't asked to do no extra work."—Louisvilie Cour. ler-Journal, FOR TACOMA Stra, INDIANAPOLIS and ¥. mt. ae flow piinkety-plink, plinkety 3 PS DAILY ‘Trip See. plink, plink, plink,” she raised her; voice high and low as she explained to Coleman. “When I come tn you} start low,” she continued, “then 1! dance. Then you stop.” (All this time Coleman was following her fogtwork with his hands.) Coleman's hair wasn't so neatly done up after rehearsal Number 1 ehearsal Number 2 introduced weet little Miss who insisted that Coleman pick up the tune only af ter she walked around a’ chair. “When | walk around the chair,” she said, “you pick up the tune. 1/ won't walk around now, but when! 1 do you start. Get me?” Coleman got her, and she off with a catchy little tune | going to tell on you.” \ | Coleman scratched his head: “t] “ | guess we'll get that all right at the| surfer at times with some form : show,” he explained jindigestion. If neglected, it foul z | “All right, let's get that storm} ¢y#pepets. One dose of te itarted, houted Jack Pres- seston saitandmn's| SCotch Stomach Remedy hé sauntered into view and leaned | over to where Coleman was letting Will cure indigestion. You shy jalways keep this wonderful rei & thousand and one instructions} soak” tn. "The storm swells,” shouts Pres-|{n your house or traveling cot, and in an instant Coleman | Made and drunk Uke tea. - Fi ready to| gives the cue, the drummer strikes | '@ the taste er for the stor it should be|the drum, and you tmagive Sea.tie | H, gp Ba Ma A jin in the midst of a wicked thunder t Coleman can take ‘em one at| storm, bake I yyy 4 time, so the rest had to sit down) When the storm subsided Cole- 50e—R on soap boxes, step ladders and|man was resting easy, Could he AT BARTELL'S Erne FOR EVERETT AND EDMONDS STR. SIOUX 700 A. M.. 12:00 Noosa, 50 P, On Sundays Leaves at 7:30 A. 12:00 Ni P. Thanks for the Suggestion. “Have you a spare cigar about you, old chap?” “Certainly. Hut I thought » golng to quit smoking. “So I am, but not too abruptly. lve already quit smoking my own igars.”"—Boston Transcript you w siete ar Rt Font howe ion, Memonts Avowg rater, ofivetive Dee. 18, aie hd " and Schedules Subject nge Without Notice Office, Colman Doek. 3. Ind. %3@ She Had Met Jack. Kitty—-There is something draws one to Jack; I it te. Ethel—I know; it's his arm.— Botson Evening Transcript that onder what A Perfect Seasoning It satisfies the most fastid- tous YHE OMraimar wonceerenenine Tt delictousty flavors more dishes (han | Snr other tatte sauce in use. An Appetioer Joun Dewcay’s Sows, Agents, N.Y. ‘ Only Cut-Rate Dentists in Seattle Special Dental Prices For Thirty Days Only THE BEST IN DENTISTRY AT THE LOWEST PRICE SEVEN EXPERT DENTISTS BUSY ALL THE TIME These special dental prices make it possible man, woman and child in Se- att Our staff of seven graduate dentists are experts the various branches of the. pro fession—for examplg one is an expert in bridge wort and crowns, another in plate work, while one has made a study of children's work—each depart: ment in charge of an expert. 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We use the best materials that money Filling tooth as soon as decay shows will save it, Silver fillings do the work quickly and can be used where they do not show. Priced for thirty days at i¢ crowns make badly decayed teeth as good as new in both appearance and use fulness. Our special price for thirty PAINLESS EXTRACTION FREE. EXAMINATION FREE——COME IN TOMORROW. NOTICE TO OUT-OF-TOWN PATIENTS In order to avoid disappointment it will be necessary for you to write or telephone for definite appointment. Naturally all of the operators are busy right now, but your time will be reserved for you if we are notified. OUR TWELVE-YEAR-GUARANTEE warantee our dental work to last for twelve ye have made this same guarantee for a period of twelve years and are now ca Ning guarantees made in the year 1900 and the work ia still good as new Ohio Cut-Rate Dentists Second Avenue and University Street Opposite Stone, Fisher Co, We Private Operating These Prices Are For Thirty Days Only Rooms for Each Patient Entrance 207 University. hree —_ boys.”"--Chicago Herald, Record Other Bi and Acts—6 200