The Seattle Star Newspaper, April 15, 1912, Page 4

ed Ss THE STAR—MONDAY, APRIL 15, 1912. EATTLE STAR | Private Exchange Main 9400, THWHST LEAGUE OF NEWSPT ed wire Gwe service eee JERRY EATS PIE AND WATCHERS REMEMBER pee re onal eas SHORT-TROUSERED OR PIG-TAILED DAYS.ORO}p Jerry Cobb, the stage driver in - e. : If y (Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm,” at [but a are excellent in hele way site to arrive any nig « ok ne this office the Metropolitan theatre last night, tne © not ple. Pie a la mag, Stain 9400. Ask for the Circulatien Department : ate & plan ot Boe / { not pic. Phe with cream po | An elderly man occupied an or uatard thee chestra seat and saw him do it. The rom ard , at looks Hike yellow elderly m: having been born in and feels to the tooth i i. In Terms of Comfort eb Mg pial Pn = y won ber is not custard ple ke ruby cet tion. He wiped a tear The Yn sweet emotion. ‘ 3 1 | meat and call { he Lawrence strike increased the wages of 300,000 poorly from his eye, m all it | jan imitation ple workers by a total of $10,000,000, This is an average Jerry ate the pie with his fingers. He ate it as if he enjoyed it—in big which they call a aphe yi of $33.33 for each man, worhan and child employed, they have pastry which What does it mean in the way of comfort “ e elderly man’s companion re 4 ‘ but there is nothing inaide tg Well, it would buy each of them two suits of cheap clothes ; t \ marked: “That's good acting.” The atati nn to the SMCeTS phe ites 3 as The dictionary ways 4 ; le to their meage wnished homes; or s ly a The elderly man repited: “No; . v1 Pie~A pr add fle to their meagerly furnished homes; or supply a We toed poi % ‘ baked with ‘something jiaite, few luxuries to their tables; or pay for a nice vacation in the = Er te A Serek, ital , under {t’ The dictions rountry; or provide interest at 6 per cent on more than $500, who in real fe is Samuel Reed, are er get tired re, Do Which they could use toward getting a home. \ i y ing sien - os rd friend? 1 eat ong ‘ | A i , jab of pie daily on the The sum of $33.33 a year isn’t much to some people, but a eae you noticed I really i aoa when you add it to the wages of father, mother and children Q a ‘ ial {Late aaln: deont thé great Amer, D with euch Rea working in the mill for onc h to keep them in com “iteve asic " said Reed, | and one before gol : Mr. Hippo-W you to the| Mr, Mowse—We've been pretty ’ ‘ pet apa "| ay, Always Wants lee, rm dance last night? }good friends al! our lives, but can| hire you as my | . nares ch ple et aa ; ‘ ; ruil Mr. Bunny—Sure. We were danc-| you tell me why it is that Mr.| Mr Sfonk—What, and have to ve never tried. And to think how those poor, innocent, guileless standpat-|).¢ tne “bunny hug” all the even-(Catt don't like mo and why youlearry your trunk around for you ail|| AT THE THEATRES much ple | eat, | always ters, who merely wanted to “hand-pick” the delegates, instead | j),¢ don’t like Mr, Catt? the time? I guess not THIS WEEK When I'm tired and tu of letting the people have primaries, allowed themselves to be § tEK. hs i is j A labs of en J tagged with red tickets by Chairman Murphine before he led NOT NE NEW tT. A SURE CURE. VS GAUSS Moore—" Madame X plant And, by the wee Die. them under the steam roller! Metropolitan “~ Rebecca not want to hurt the “ Yon to iTS r wanyarook Vs of & native of ple belt, never eter Seattie—Shirley § to plep t as ‘rhubarb’ The Lily and the Pr i a How long hay b $1,000 an Acre | . have T been room. He was eat fort, it helps a whole lot | Coliseum—Halley Stock HERE'S JERRY COBB pie? Ever since mother showed ecshen e = | neighbors my first tooth. Seg . ‘ a j Emprese— le crisp and flaky, not too “short” and | that’s one of the Martin L. Ruetenik makes his 12-acre place near Cleveland : Pantages—Vaudeville Anything but tough, Tt was an inch | pl 2c iy it Ohio, pay an average of $1,000 an acre, and has done so for . a Orpheum—Vaudeville thick, and the apple was perfectly|the ple belt. A slab of ftp say He has 18 men working in partnership with him. They f Melbourne — Photoplays and}! cooked, yet each slice retained it#|to remind you of mother, aad t " udeville. P r a ave three acres under glass and raise all sor yood thin: vau H individuality, as it were. Ané all the litte, tender ave Ay bs € A nm th a fagiea B i Pores & Grand—,audeville and motion There was a sprinkling of cinna-|of boyhood flood up, and many of them when they are scarce and dea pictures, mon and nutmeg between the ap-|swallow the lump im. your. He says the secret of success is “learning how and stick-! . % + |] Clemmer — Photoplays and }Ip ad the upper erust. And there| “It starts a train of thought ing to it,” and that the trouble with many city men who try) vaudeville. | Was a sprinkling of pulverized sugar) hurts and sweetens and ‘ it is that they get discouraged and drop out instead of master fl pete fi pelt Rime dll er Agta barcrene samy 2 | £ traced dents and pretty squiris. thinking of the ti ing the business and ing out / - poll ig the ess and winning “ fk kt RIO ttt te tet te) “You like It?” queried Reed. “Yes,| house, and the chorus you hates Si A j of Sad * * | it is good pie. But then, all pie is|and the swimmin’ hole which Wow! How the bosses yelled when boss methods were } * AT THE MOORE * | good. ft we writer | could) you from school, and the adopted Saturday to do away with bossism in the selection of | p * * | write a deathiess classic about pie.| where you used to fith, and the boyy J kek thhhhhhhhhh hhh) Pie for Breakfast. | You used to know—where ame they Gelegates. ak * x D Madam X" does not tell a pleas-| it i san inherited now?—and the frecklefaced, pig “ ing story, nor is it meant to b taste for ple. I'm a Ne tailed girl you got stuck i a gratified taste. But the audience |and when | was a boy we always|is she?—and the day you left ‘Tain Mr. Bunny—What matter, | at the Moore theatre this week will | bad pié for breakfast. The pu to face the world, and the be au means wR... ; is ek a } eHow ts it, Mins fr ger’ : mnie ante (200. ® real sta tle taste for ple is degenerating. This| and setbacks you had in which ~ - - ott, lows fe some {ns hat you are not afrald of} Mr. Tige , a this | Adeline Dunlap. She plays the role| fact is discovered in the ple vocab | were strengthened by Tammany Hall has given $1,000 toward the monument to on ton about the race saf ¥ r c et heal morning, and greed = with unk level of | wlary of today P . | home and mother, and—and sicadin Tofteaiih ; ia: ehcaiidn’t : sflerson 17°” iex Elephant . my trie i |the gutter P yerately Sometimes I order ple in the] “You just can’t eat ee ups ig n ; my you shouldn't think hard of Jefferson} yp yronk-—You, that may be. But! Mr. Catt, fs now on the police foree,| Mr, Bunny—Must have been my| sven at the life. fair b toned vedtaurasin, antl am | and be bitter, or cyeleal aaa lor tha e can't help it don’t think for a moment that I'mland he says if you ever » melwife. She dixagre with e@¥ery-| the hope of kee r cha om | always disappointe 1 get dihses or mean.” ng inside to find it out again he'll take you tn body Jher son And 6 < _- Lost—The control of a well-lubricated G. O. P. steam roll- — - - | heig cause dc "3 SA RE SA fe: er. Insurgent finders please return same to Taft headquarters. OF COURSE i~ u sympath | a “Ho ta a man of fow words Ss te E tones down tie ; “You mean? | er P that the role| } <4 ’ When his wif around y Mada x 2 Shuster’s New Job ips ee —. 1189 deaven is tts proper place the the0h SUBSTANTIALLY TRUE ,! ed question of responsibility for he F eS -& 5 Fi: a Loeal pride is strong in ry anecdote | fall n Shuster made such a good fight Paw Knows. ne shows how it may be satisfied without e 1 he inde ent of Persia (and got so well ad-|o¢ truth Willle-Paw, what doo risking Aleka kk kkk tt tte hhh walty: costdin: his-ahrvices would Be.tal hi ss!” the Ja rox 4. The| Sigh stake meas? i \* * Any child will gladly take Cascarets Candy Cathartic whichad ewhere. “Uncle Sam will find 1 him,” was tted tha: ' Gh af Denar yl ea yng of sirloin) AT THE METROPOLITAN *#| gently—never gripe or produce the slightest uneasiness—thoagm * . v i 1 t va n an »cked ice box, my son. * * t a ’ Thim's the highest the little one’s system, sweetens the stomach and puts the liver remark in Wa: on last winter. But Big Busi oa dant say aot” the - incinnat! Inqu tek he tt tk kee Dowels in a pure, healthy condition ness beat him to it. ‘Ol do, air, iIndad n’ yo! t : tains,” ¢ iver went . : od dramatic interest” | Full directions for children and grown-ups in each package. | 4 Shuster goes to h America to establish a great system |on, Micking the whip towar other range; “thim's the bighest in the; Bee gr telonne ma » achieved without the ald] Mothers can rest easy after giving this gentie, thorough laxative ®) 1! op npeee J o£ a purt, battle,! children. ike of branch banks which are expected to drain a goodly share of | — 4.|tures in a m 4 Seath he tourist expressed t r © proteste a io a mm Ps ow sudden death the per that nent int W tre : Bure sue.” the driver ee oe av coorse, t i Fath: nd 2 Rebees > brook Farm Say what you please about Big Business, it knows a bright] for thim fr ‘ newer do cocoanuts really €fOW | ooened at the Metropolitan theatre man when it sees him. Perhaps that is one reason it’s so “big.” | A diicoaenyies Mink | Yankee story wrung. noite aid you think /ryj Yankee story wrung moisture I al h |from many eyes unaccustomed to| pa, I always thought the uierk 5 * It is a gripping story, for! Observations pe Boston Tran its Reuben setting. And’ the! } , mpany at the Metropolitan tells | it well, It ie a story for tears and SUFFRAGETTE hat has appeared in New York city, Costs 38| | HOW 01D THE con 0 0p le vg tego | laughter, and it is a reminder ents, untrimmed. No gleam of hope there, fellows. They can put $28} | GAME Come ouT that Piute Po > game nensh the Seneueds ees “ ‘orth of trimming on any old frame of } EVERETT; wHaTS s gettin’ kind o' soli $ » exterior the Yankee heart 'CASCARETS WORK WHILE Yt oo THE Scone ? (, What's the trouble? é AND now they are to retire that nice, smooth, reliable old “Every time he picks v | i: A patter, Shelby M. Cullom, stall-fed by Illinois for 30 years t a <5. Jan’ finds less than three SERRATE ot Jame duck for Taft to provide for at the expense of ihe people» ge thinks 1 wasn’t a square ibe | Renton, Rainier Valley, ‘ , on Evening Star | * a } : | 4 LILLIAN RUSSELL ‘says that flirting is detrimental to be , . tate tresen renee! J k: St t d C I sy SiLLIAN RUSSELL vars tha, irtng ie detrimental to beauty (os oualtt. ewer taom — *ateeeneeeeess***! Jackson Street and Co hed hook into them and yanked ‘em aboard with « strong, straight, we hear about?” asked Mr. Corn.| ting, Jessie Shirley and her com-|—— a PRE over-han aul, did Lily ~ i. : a i scored in the first inning of any as , ining of PATRONIZE THE FOLLOWING FIRMS IN YOUR i" ‘eplie the ‘arme t r engagement in Seattle yeste . fue bay otnod io bee on Ehore ta ene mea Whe. hes Gong) s dunno,” replied the farmer It was after the second act} DISTRICT, THEY ARE RELIABLE deinen ras | can make ont - J etl ayge ; The Lily 4 the Prince” | | | More than any other to bring civic honesty to the people, William Jen-| ‘ 7 hae folks that make pings Bryan.” Great Caesar's ghost! If the tickets are he La} by 4 A ‘ : & continual procession of 1 ¥ dnd Bryan, there's going to be a third party su regular habit o” wearin’ their Sun-|07¢" aden with flowers. > COLUMBIA ese would never lie quiet under an arrangement like ths Hi i: ated triumphant march to the s CITY SASH & DOOR CO. | os f b . ; where Miss Shirley, visibly affeet-| — Saat | UNREASONABLE . : 3 aan | Another interpretation. [or ee oe Oo) SCREEN DOORS AMD |hicle, a play of Florentine was of our public ‘ All kinds of Fresh and Salt Meth Weil, I should s « But even at that, he acts as tho well taken by the first nighters WINDOWS at the lowest prices. | A s ere - t echox od by the teacher = Poeageeste vy Deceseug vg A IO neg a ine above ble. mesns.”—Fiegende Sisot | BUY A PAPER Me rae te Merehing throurn|vilil, who encounters adventure of ' & and Fly Seree ‘MEMBER OUR CLlS SEs t —_s tae ort. . . " , Taenestal ar Satan) much variety as sbe seeks the re-| 5000 Rainier Ave. . DURING THE COAL STRIKE AND FIND OUT !! Aiton Telegraph lease of ber fathee diame 8 Rome Beattie, Wash Renton Public Market | Ip " . = e y 1 suppose your chief creditor is very rich Passenger—Why are we so la ‘ 7 v What Did It Mean? nt Guard—Well, sir, the train in front was behind, and this train | fb emotional skill. | DUDLEY & SONS rormorty the Ceattal behind before besides —Punch ba abe oa te . 4 ott 6 ——|a complete stock of i dh PS 1 ults and Taking No Chances. i ae A FAN’S HURRY ( ; ‘ eer carikine to carn = don't you put a ‘wet paint’! pono pecs eenine. cot ta | ee OP t, Harold, why are you in such haste? We can get marrie > . r in your porch? a ‘ rHON " be gone as long as we like on our honeymoon, and borat . ‘ t much, I did that last year FUEL, ALL KINDS | sone. mats Se and the first thing we know the baseball’ season will ope - nd all who ‘ abbed rg GE b sche = ng we know the ba: H mn will of - and ho p A . ~ Certified Weight, Certificates GENERAL ME z 1% en. I don't think a | Williams & McKnight See - - " : ot. eunctly: whet thai 1 year I'm taking ALITY AND WEIGHT | ‘vow! ‘WIL! Father's Spring Training i Be ————| LIVE WIRE A His Fate. I notice your father put an un-| W. P. PHALEN Phone Black 71, Ind. Waite Sh. w a man who knows | planed dd across the chair and] HARDWARE af | Oo ———— r at on the dinner table. Was| Phones, Beacon 1622, that some sort of Lenten penanc | whe Leading Up-to-Dat | “Oh ‘ . the Rai ; Renton Hardware Co. Balti-| himself for t her eve Some Big Specials on Hae F YOU CAN'T GET YOUR STOMACH JACKSON ST.) prone BIG SAVINGS REGULATED, EAT A FEW DIAPEPSIN! HOTEL IDAHO REAL ESTATE { BARB yt oro. yn se.-sare: SAMO Ne From Diana’s Diary Time It! In five minutes there will be no Indigestion, AL, THOMAS, Mer. F , pr rears Sourness, Heartburn, Gas or Dyspepsia. Newly Furnished, Hot and Cold poi | aging A wife | Water in All Rooms. MISS DILLPICKLES PARTICIPATES IN AN AVIATION MEET WITH A RIVAL BIRDLADY WHOSE VINDICTIVENESS J S . One Block From All Depots WOULD ALMOST TURN THE BLOOD 10 ICE IN YOUR VEINS, SAX Rooms All Prices. To have pure and wholesom BY FRED SCHAEFER, —— food, be sure that cau baling BE casita Sk itmnstan on] tee se” bot sae. cece sepeoonl | DIAPEPSIN i yr RAINIER VALLEY DISTRICE ° the aviation field is a rejuvenat tter, I caught Te monke 7 OCERY © for a te ur tile i wee © with my bv azoo. Say hat Ye . $ BRUHST'S GR’ ~ powder is made from cream t 1 turnstile. The. acc t Baby | Say, th FOR INDIGESTION 7 FLORIST - — st fent to ‘ensle titer me is a yula Laurajeanlibb: ~, - f tartar brought a double mdance toda lainess, I never let on, but went wy Se lg Bs Grocery o and not from alum. rerrtote teasar lame’, wits, “al culties, Seek tos antes haha y See ts Seas Rai x onecthird “*| Orchard SO of lunch and a whole after-|that thwarted her fell de \ ERS ; . 2 p. Strictly Cony A ; supply of gasp know what she was aiming . ‘ | aa h n Rainit ve. »¢ the whole thing in|take out her Curlin-Martiss against | . 5 ; SD PHYSICIANS a Royal is the only baking pobtling sruesa on wouldn ool peer oat or an wn, | — maonen owcoant AG, M.D t y 1 race—t ' ain one--o you mustn't Hammond's Best Flour CARL E. KOEN powder made from Royal i NG vacs | cde al sae, = ee ee omsne G ie t ' $1.25 for, 49-1 Sack. | Rainier AT, ang Olt y bent, In 1 clr the ain if f . you t ean the'® Diapepain 1s noted for ts speed in giving relief; its hari 4 4 3 m. 4 Grape Cream of Tartar 4, making ciphers In the agur tote two Iesnone, “he eartain nating ation tn reguting ack, sour aay | 1 oN wy eon ana ‘ay. Appointment. é nat oka he: . ‘ other stomach trouble has made it fagous the world over. : a : Pharmacy take Your will com te ’ K op this hee wr a eckeetn sees Pete naa Se ae Te ee Rainier Beach —* No Alum No Lime Phospha es S| ait tare | @ large fifty oon case from any dr ‘ tore and then If anyone si Star Want Ads Phone Bnd Gol, 160, Beacos Oi ‘ nit t " neans. Dlana| Something which.don’t agree with (hem what they eg » le STATICS f y chmerzen PickiGe. will tainty sau’ with s | tfermenta and sols and forts gas; ¢ aed londeahe } niineod ‘aie PR aa. EMO! ; wan uotations of acid and undigested food—remember as soon @ B ° Best Drug Store This ape Manepsin con in contact h the s c MH auch ¢ 08 is [Sats ht iaee’ atta ignated Dring Results| Dian | Stomach disorders is a revelation to Luose who hayen't tried it —_