The Seattle Star Newspaper, April 12, 1912, Page 4

4 ° THE SEATTLE STAR Private Exchange Main 9400. vee ay aa | THIS FINE YOUNG BABY SMOKES, CHEWS, DRINKS, ealtia, Wash,, postottion as wl -claae Ww fe ee eee ee FAVORITE DIET AND OCCASIONALLY PLAYS STIFF GAME OF POKE an deltvery. ot | RE AN Sl } ! te another paper The Seattle ure the beat service for is and prompt attention, If your AT THE THEATRES pa ttive any night by § o'clock, kindly phone this office THIs WEEK. Main $400, Ask for the Ciroulation Department w rm A ‘ Moore—"Excune Me.” ee te THE siGNe Metropolitan —Tulu Glaser in I know that spring ts here at Inst,|[ “Mies Dudolsack.” It is not that the oun shines out |} geattio—"'The Newlyweds.” HOW OLD FASHIONED | E ; lor that the birds are on the wing, m—"The Holy City.” FOR JUST EXPERIENCE TELLS, IN EVERY SOIL, And winter snows all put to rout; | Emprese—Vaudeville THAT THOSE WHO THINK MUST GOVERN THOSE THAT TOIL, I know it by far truer signs— ntages—Vuudeville AND ALL THAT FREEDOM'S HIGHEST AIMS CAN REACH The bock-beer signs upon the |] Orpheum—Vaudeville. 18 BUT TO LAY PROPORTIONED LOADS ON EACH, } fonce, Grand—Vaudeville —OLIVER GOLDSMITH, Died April 12, 17 The ball gan on the corner lot,|] Clemmer — Photoplays and And other. suchlike incidents, |] vaudeville. = \ {| Melbourne — Photoplays and . ‘ DID YOU KNOW— I] vaudeville These are the dog days in Seattle with the kennel show setllaicikew a. denkeeaneil’ s and tha dog catcher both working industriously. Also, there's |for outdoor use without impairing | b. = : efficiency by dipping their heads in| a Bi the “houn’” song. } uotted: pangtting ne ‘helr heads im) ivy the “Baby” of the “Newly: weds,” at the Seattle theatre, who | j Why do they insist on making| Smite thie sirentike nolee im thal Two Big Possibilities | § You have terribly rough |the groom 90 useless at x wod-| (iAE Ber Tin me te bal! Lit st—What do you think | audiences. Last night I was|ding? Why not detail him to| SR0® Min Toot en the “Baby” of my new musical comedy? fered watch the ice cream freezer? loheaee bass tungs for ene goed mn | You didn’t get excited over that South Pole business. It} Critio—Meantiful. Who designed) House Manager--Yep, Hafn an’| - | "The “Baby” is strange one. And| was just an Englishman and a Norwegian racing for an imag-|those lovely chorus dresses? logss Is a popular dish out ber | Col TP er geensio has been pro! you may call him unique alse, That 3 . . * th op : ire - Te x —— — " ” German |i» at one erceived when “Baby y stick that they couldn't bring home for firewood, and nounced a prevaricator by jis at once pe Yat singiotl~ Srudie dees stat 9 pith silty. sar) MOST LIKELY WHAT HE UNDERSTOOD =i newspapers, Most of us would like| tells you he once went into a saloon | the race was bound to be so tong that your en ‘ to know how to pronounce |and ordered a Dry Martini; the bar-| ; | boil much Goethals, jt almost tumbled over t "| But in reading about mountains of crevasses, glacier} 4 — |glusses, startled at such a work, and dog as dict, you overlooked quiet man or two The methodical fellow who keeps from a mere child We don't serve who were in that race—the professional scientists—and now an umbrella at the office and one | kids with drinks in this place, #0 who we at rac ofessions € ts v at home is always half way down | get out—get! it appears that their labors and hardships meant two mighty | town when the rain begt And “Baby” got things to you, much, very much more than establishment of 4 | Nevertheless, in spite of the bar- the fact that man could reach the South Pole, | | know that epring is here when | tnder’s vigilance, “Baby” drinks, ~ 7 a chews, smokes and enjoys a good Gold was found. Ah! That's different. How greed in begins to fill himself with bone | str eame of poker every once In & human hearts leaps to the name of gold! Is there another eet tea and also saaperiil’. while. Alaska at the South Pole? One more Alaska were worth a} Baby” was just coming out of ¥ One man solved the garden prob-| his dressing room when The Star thousand Poles! Only Amundsen and his handful of follow \ Jom by manicuring bis neighbor's | interviewer discovered him ers may journey to the limits of the Antarctic. "Tis but a Pole chickens’ nails. | “And you're the kid who plays they're after. But prove that the gx 1 has storehouse | Baby,’ eh?” there and, by the thousands, we will desert fireside, content Mustaches—like moons—wax and| “That's what they tell me,” re | sponded the infant. ment, our very life careers, and rush to the find, in daring of . ee The strange part of the “Baby” starvation, misery and death. . methods of grinding|!* that he is only years of age Again, it is found that in the Antaretic is a great place t caused an increase in|#?d wears wrinkles on his fore for the location of seismographs. to test and record the oscilla appendicitis, says an English doc. wend, ae, nO » that he is an ex 4 7 * ‘ 1 i r - _ perience tions of the earth’s crust It is, likely, going to be possible to Mra, Rhoda J, Swift of Cedarville, | vite name Js J. E. Rosen. He comes predict earthquakes. The Japanese, who quake about half the} First Lawyer—Your honor, 1] Lawyer—So you want to get al sass, aged 70, has 286 ‘ rom Broadway, New York. He h time, have thought this possfle and have had scismographic| Wish my client were here instead | divorce from your wife, eh?) r pines , et to reach the altitude of three ie ee : rp et ‘al of lying In bed. Aren't your relations pleasant? | , feet six inches, And he doesn't Stations as far south as possible, for some time. md Lawyer—He ts better ly:| Client--Mine are, but it's bers}, 7%® saddest nour is the hour af-| core if he never goes up, For with! HERE'S THE BABY Gold and warning against earthquakes! Awa ™MAN,]ing in bed than lying here. lenat do all the kicking [ter sunset, saya a poet. Specially |thig little natural inheritance, this | —————-——— awake! yee e . ee jf the home team Jones. Iittle abridged part of humanity can * THE FAMILY SKELETON an akon a do a Jot of things those blessed with How to be Certain of Ward heelers, forgetting the late Tacoma convention, still Pop, us boys is going to bave a minatrel show | unill at Carilale, P o. run & carp meee 0 ight and height could never A _ . ‘ t. “Yea, son.” ‘ a . e e believe that one delegation picked by hand i» worth two! «wei ‘can't we have the skeleton olf Mra. Gaddy says yours got! Win digsinc ap 1 af ee Curin ( onstipat People’s victories. im your closet, to rattle the bones Balti f | ening up last year's *) nore American spring suit, don’t forget to take the Ansther Customer 7 soe " . we e yb ol oko Portland man gets jail sentence and fine for swearing at A GOOD EXAMPLE itera —. sealed ggnezran “hello” girl. Another popular amusement getting out of date! Professor Robert Herrick, discussing the “double entendre” at the| Fooling the Bose. pe RR University of Chicago, cited an example of this figure from the Chieago| “You're working very hard “My son informa me,” said Sir] prejudice ts pal thine 8 {theth families eh j a ' Do etr tam as en Oe Augustus Lackeash to the beaming come, but where health is at stake | t¥e Re today, |Hlor. “that you have allowed him and the opinion of thousands of re-| win iene Se Geeue Dae law courts. | Jake, meson,” sald a friend to 2/0" & bill for three years, There itapie people dif.ers from yours i Idaho, r There is & court crier,” he said, “who fatled to turn up at the HM bric aa P | fore——" prefudice th corn our me To a Puzzled Czar feral Spas ope! i pond pda es A Aagid Rd or tag Le i pede vag ne Be vice on Oh, pray, Sir Augustus,” inter. sriagresrgl ro bane ig ti it poor Ma ee Tleen a witee eather tied ak cheating. Hesed 1 wit| hat ladder since starda’ Umer” | Tieseast barry, i eosure you” |anttoring tras rani Sonstige Thousands of Russian Jews have gone to Argentina andj} >® “able to cry today Detroit Free f la kg Tm ‘esta tee eae Tre} nee Stet,” solereed. | the Non ‘of ‘tegions @aid the czar is puzzled. He can’t understand why a people a al toe. ve Moran be thinks I'm) want to get my clothes from you, who did so little at home have shown such skill and energy oo Sneek serene a eee, Ot ee sakes —— too,” ave heard of It befor wishing to make « betore f De Andree—How so? atid ; in a new land. Mr. Jimiee—Whea the fire broke out in the office, he 1 wot with A Puzzle. tet Gute @ count, er because it bee. he regular, way gf @ ‘ Did it ever strike you, Mr: Czar, that possibly you and|fountain pens.—Chicago News Little Marle was sitting on her sibs aa blatantly advertised. It has fifty cents or a large | your autocratic government are somewhat discouraging to — oes |qrandfather’s knee one day, and,| “I can understand spread-engié 20'S oc rece on pat “nen enterprise in Russia, and that when your subjects breathe the NO HOPE | after looking at him intently for ajtactics, but here's something I are giving it to their children t harge by simply D air of freedom, they are altogether a different sort of a people? oo Ons) enderstnnl. ind {thas boom trutheuliy said tha bhi ie ured by dwells Syrup ‘out and bowe: ny “Ho seems pretty heartless.” : rent os ; - and it has been truthfully waid that | M ze ~ epi ona Heartless! Why, say, that man hasn't any more heart than a taxt- Pers pa, Was you in the ark yhat's that more druggists use it personally in| dress on a postal card THE ordinance proposing to give it to the rooster where the chicken | ™eter! 06 the sete eg met, Saawe) “Why cheuid ® eongressmen or: proverbially gets it, is liable to get it where ft wants the rooster to get|~ aaa ATTA LE ae RUC MC Te mag eg | ww a el go cere it, If the howls raised by the chicken raisers are any criterion formation seeker, “why wasn't you|the crowned hesds of Euoper,| SAY YOU SAW IP IN \R eae 2 formation seeker, ; Europe?” — THE . STAR Les Angeles Express. @ MISS DILLPICKLES PARTICIPATES IN AN AVIATION MEET WITH A RIVAL BIROLAOY WHOSE VINDICTIVENESS Seattle, April 7, 1912. time to find a newsboy with a WOULD ALMOST TURN THE BLOOD 10 ICE IN YOUR VEIN: Editor Star: If I am not too late, white Star after 6 p. m. BY FRED SCHAEFER I would ike to say a few words — ‘ e9 through your paper on the “Seattle Seattle, Wash i! 10, 1912. rooster.” I'm for the rooster every| Editor Star: For what have we| time, and hope the ordinance pro-ja health department? For what} } na posed for his ; have we a commissioner of publie| 4 : finda resting place the|health? 1 have written letters tim i antiemoking street car ordinance, {and again to the health authorities,| ‘ after getting it where it intends my/apprising them of sanitary cc cause the raisers to dispose of the|sefd these letters to the official Smale of, the species’ before It representing the steamship con Branch Stores—406 Pike Street and 3rd at Madison Street reaches the crowing stage of the! panies, w , red them Mansa: bet ‘Seid 68 the citlseus: ollOne steamer ; whi YN - x The actual work of remodeling the building for our new store at 1118 and 1120 Second avenue this town depend on the rooster as have reference to, t 5 + . ° . & Thankagiving turkey moro than| Rosalie, Inland Navigation, com 4 c now under way,sand we are closing out our entire First avenue stock prior to moving into the new : on spring fryers for their diet | pany, has a forecastle P ; : righ , : See et een Cae wit nce ee 2 remaanie whieh hae» ‘ Hundreds of real bargains are offered during these last remaining days in our old location. Only a few guarantee his eggs for hatching to| is provided a hatchway about 4 the bargains are advertised. Come and see for yourself, K Produce only “the female of the|two feet square, which | Species,” will be the m of the|a means of gress and 4 PT botth avelopes t hour, and those who ré that}members of the crew TOILET DEPT. KODAK DEPT. corine tees DACKRBe seeewseses 9 Eausten mar mend mat F al Quaker ‘Theatrical Cream, pro NEW CUT PRICES, bettie s1 waabl end f m her ‘ need by the professional people ‘ Wate eS running free moosting qua st s which ply the w i the most delightful of creams epogure time de- . ater . ket Knives Toosters hatched from t cz) Puget 4 which have w 2 One pound, In screw cans, 50. a oe So bottle Peroxide Razor from “crowdom till Christmas.” quarters that are unfit for human! for traveling C | 12 exposure time oc Spc att ARS COR yond an An O—no, not an Old Subscriber, | habitation. Large porcelain jara for developed for tee ne, bottle Besenep . = FA — but just a fellow who has a hare TOM GAUGHAN . house use T Atcsd UM 1 Oct dour under. tins : permint in ‘ountsin Pen, guaran 1 Wp Tooth Powder .. .. 15¢ Se hetta ten Bath, rah ag ) Pa bee Saget dnmvetan Mane 3 7eq] PATENT MEDICINES | 10°" cio Giscung «Sad Bac Baking Powder \* Dd] betes ecm 5 wa > oe an Peroxide ‘Absolutely Pure &X | ee ce Me a | a ocamgte Reena pe cane ae falas Seren ilies Vi 32 sare 156 | Fee anes TG ee tl jters calmed her down. “tHehave! Compiexion Powser., 08 Sige SBE | oe ice e . There's nol oing a slove|he said © a for you spe. a hg c cody Where the finest biscuit, B lost between te and Tessin Flatter |to. win, the ‘next. race* with Mies i 1S mers Scls.. ae tt BIC | cake, hot-breads, crusts ort aviatiog, mISth. ahs prevetided|” We eeell tie We tk adic GD 85c | on renee BURG | Senne... or puddings are required i Saihe anh eect Guar sae tala tie ane eee 296 Joins elie ite package. FY £. 2 eve wa She's been “kic n omy ha ne. he A ep Ls paom Bal ES? ie yntinued,) | Prtnen 100 package For my part, I've let Tesi most ¢ t remed} we 50c rowderer um leratand that I'm des wise to her _ Royal is equally valuable ter rival, We aven giare at each LEADERS Bde cane ae in the preparation of plain, the ozone, Hike two. harples. " Our| + poensl bat OMI Boag b Ri caes voscs sass” lac substantial, every-day bs rue cetudlonr acer acan relieved) DSSit, ide (7m ats Men BP cece ee ee eee a BOO cay 25¢ SUNDRIES foods, for all occasions. Se Me oor Tiete SUNOS) Au belosel sxtd smastalin oust lM Pane Lottie Beck, Gee: cee Libis, bls muiskeeto $8.00 ony St k me on} jy < rug, othin " i pulp off his clothes. Ev waited! f° ¢ ‘moving: treck ‘ ‘ pigh ound to get Mike, but Mike didn’t, '°" giving a cloa 11 Three packages Chewing ubes .. $1.75 % qt. Hot W The only baking powder made come down, at least in this count plexion thas it 1s sold t _Hiartel) Gum - ..10¢ om egal The feature today was a ‘ace in| tee to refund the i $1.5 SABES aie shay Jac! : from Royal Grape Cream of Tartar the alr between me and ‘Tessie. Her| , Dont. hide ACR St a, Horgehide ‘ae ee DRUGS pies oe G9C | syrinxe Curlin-Martiss biplane ia faste ene 3 othine and r ! . 0 : . o oat le Denatured hdc Razor a than my Bady Kasoo, but Thad bet.| ney ent Sat cides 25e box Cupid Garden cage vevee ABE | Roce... vases tle ° > alg f it c No Alum—No Lime Pho da ter control of my machine on the) ment, sor tha } i CR FS Niiteatine ve GO | Bu nae 48c | fysre arcommbane’ 2 shor® turns over the half mile! }"?! abe bottl track, and I beat her in hollow R ; Camphor cercoes IL Rolanete ne os ssectccc Meennin style. My, she was sore, and went sure to ask Bartell Drug: Co. vo lagged Titer pament | thin that'ts aotd on the money’ back EXCLUSIVE AUTHORIZED AGENCY SEELEY’S SPERMATIC SHIELD TRUSS—FIRST AVI , SU : Advt