The Seattle Star Newspaper, April 10, 1912, Page 4

THE STAR-—-WEDNESDAY, APRIL 10, 1912. THE SEATTLE STAR Phone Private Kxchange Main 9400. “OF FAH SCRIPPS NOnWTHWEST LNAC wing full leased wire mews naw winttar your 65 postottice as second-c six mos, wx mom $1.8 hone: a favor by mpt and regular 4 rive any night by 00. Ask for the Cire pal at once a President Taft. has sent messag mending that a large number of federal offic holders be placed on the civil service list. It is sufficient to note that the proposed reform is not to go into effect until a year from hext July. congress Seattle Is Grateful, Also Amused Wonderful is the loyalty of these standpatters. We mean their loyalty to one another. Now after Taft was absolutely prevented from appointing “Lame Duck” Humphrey to that life job, soft snap on the fed- eral bench—prevented by the united and unanimous opposition of Seattle lawyers and people—Taft, the Was the bishop much burt by falling on the banana peel” No, i€ was what he couldn't say that hurt him most.” HOW HE KNEW NOTHING SERIOUS M6 any strangers in town, w + i gttese there must be, air, The hote! ts full,” “ esident, creates an excuse to save Humphrey. ~ Taft didn’t appoint Humphrey to the federal bench, he says, because he wanted Humphrey to re- main in congress! Oh, most noble Taft! : You see Taft wants to make it appear that during all this time he has been trying to save Seattle from herself! Taft infers that the desperate licks put in by Seattle to block the creation of a judge out of one Humphrey were all unnecessary, uncalled for, etc. Taft of course is following the old standpat theory that the people forget quickly and easily. Taft no doubt really thinks he is getting away with this flimsy excuse, invented to let the “Lame Duck” down easy. j The facts in the case, as every Seattle lawyer| knows, are these: Taft had it all framed up to dump Humphrey onto the federal bench for life. When Se- attle stood up and yelled, Taft didn’t dare to carry out the plan. Election is coming on, you know. So every- RESTRAINT OF TRADE thing is allowed to slide along for several weeks—to} “Hiclio, here's another counter. let the people forget—then the president explains to) se oie aor to make | Seattle that Humphrey is so valuable as a congressman} joney every day job. For this kindness the people of Seattle should be really grateful. It gives them a chance next fall to take Visttor—It is Mrs another swat at Humphrey—and it certainly will be|"*''*” some swat. Seattle is most grateful, also somewhat amused. Husband<-All te lost! Voice from staire—If that is Mre Tenstork, and she's very glad to bear it NO LONGER A DREAM ~_ “why do chemist? y you call him al 1 thought be wae a law "You; he turns brass to gold.” Tenstork, Mary, I'm not at bome. The NOT THE WORST Wife—Oh, beaveus' SEATTLE knows all about Humphrey's value as « congressman Hasband—My partner has absconded! - ‘That's why Seattle gave his opponent a majority vote in the last primary Wife (relierved)—Ob! 1 thought you meant the auto was stolen. Por a more definite and emphatic assurance on that point, wait until Pm next September. AN OLD HAND pare T “Have you had any experience as office boy? Judging by that Illinois affair yesterday, the Colonel bought an “{ should say I had, mister; why, Cm a dummy director in three Easter tid that seems to have better staying qualities than his old plug. | wsining companies now Brookiya Life. THE NEW “PLAY” Good nm Columbus Really,” said Mrs, Posossle to her husband must Ko and Joke o . see Sothern and Marlowe next week in ‘Repertoire.’ I've heard so <—tlmuch about that play, and | bave never seen it."—Kansas City Star, Once people begin to run a city for people instead of for - a lic service corporations and grafters and most anything DIPLOMACY Butler may happen. For example, with its eight street car tick Mayberry —What did you tel! hi ets for a quarter and universal transfers, Columbus, O., is as ‘There's a man below to see you, sir. m? h: " kid } ~ ¢ Biitler—-I told him you told me, if it was a Indy, to say you we ogg Petes > ager Deal 4 in, and if It was a man, to say you were out . Without the slightest intimation of what was going to Mayberry—-What did he say then? happen, the Columbus Railway & Light company, Monday, April 1, began selling eight tickets for a quarter The company was dite to begin selling eight for a quarter on Apri! 29. Switching the date to April 1 was meant as a pleasant surprise. It was 4 success as an April first joke Prior to April, 1901, Columbus had six tickets for a quar Wife (dining at restaurant) people at the next table are eating?” Husband—Can't see at all, Hutler—He sald to tell you he was a ledy.—Harvard Lampoon. FAMILIAR NOISE John, but it dear, can you see what thowe sounds like celery.—Brooklyn ter, but transfers were issued only with a straight 5-cent fare The people wor a big victory in 1901, when the company had to seeure a new franchise. Provision was made that} there should be seven tickets for a quarter, with universal transfers, until such a time as the gross receipts of the com pany reached $1,750,000 a year, when eight tickets and uni versal transfers should be given. ‘The gross receipts will equal that amount for the year ending April 29. Columbus owns its own electric light plant, which has reduced the cost of street lighting nearly 50 per cent, its own water“ works, which has a filtration and purification plant in reduced the cost of street lighting nearly 50 per cent; its own asphalt street repair plant In addition, the privately owned ga mmpanies sell ga at 30 cents a thousand cubic feet and turn over to the city a percentage of their receipts. The independent telephone com- pany also pays the city a percentage of its receipts WOULD ALMOST TURN THE Judge Dykeman, in denying a divorce because he didn't think one can | realize perfect bliss in matrimony, evidently didn’t think it could be) reached in alimony, either. | [woir and Sheep | “When a lone wolf preys on a hundred sheep, it is not] because the wolfiness of the wolf, but because of the sheep-| iness of the sheep."—Bouck White, in The Call of the Carpenter | THE STEEL TRUST WOLF IS AT YOUR DOOR, ‘ALONG WITH A WHOLE PACK OF OTHER TRUST WOLVES. They propose to prey on you and your children and your children’s children forever—if you are to acce their trust “remedy.’ Their “remedy” is to have you accept the trust as a perma sheepy enough pt fent condition and to have the government fix prices on all you consume. Their capital stock is watered all the way from 5 to 20 times its actual value Steel monopoly, beef monopoly, oil monopoly—every kind| in the common necessaries of life—will be loaded on your back, and the backs of your posterity, with endless dividends on oceans of watered stock, if you are so sheepy as| to let the Wall Street wolf prey on you in this fateful year of 1912 Bob La Follette says: “Private monopoly is intolerable and SHALL NOT endure.” He demands that profits- be limited to PHYSICAL, valuation, instead of MONOPOLY AND 1 | loves heptane ake Once more I'm back in the whirl of she D STOCK v ion; that surplus profits go tOlot excitement. I've got an engage- f, 3 ES, and to give the people what they|ment as a birdlady to do flying consume at LOWER COS And if that doesn’t produce the} stunts for six days at the big Bee! ry desired results, Bob La Follette “LET THE NATION |eysport aviation meet Winging MPETE WITH THE ’ |through the her is the very ee LTE TBE TRU fan [breath of'life to me, but I haven't waamemg (hind a chance at it for some time n account of my folks being afraid would get killed if I'd fall from Ja high altitude, and 1 don’t know | but what they're right tut this is such a good offer that they breathed a silent prayer for my |safety and said [ could accept if I jdid it without telling them. The Beeleysport meet is a ble thing. Mike O'Pylon, the great air pilot is bringing his whole stable Absolutely Pure [oC d¥istors, sixteen—-count: them |sixteen death defying cigaret The only Baking Powder made fi inoring “svasnnuciion of the planes. As a special feature two fromRoyalCrapeCreamofTartar Ji thei wi be women, but, wha I said about cigarets doesn’t go for them, because one of them is going to be Me NO ALUM, NO LIME PHOSPHATE From Diana’s Diary DILLPICKLES PARTICIPATES WITH A_ RIVAL BIRDLADY WHOSE VINDICTIVENE IN AN AVIATION MEI BLOOD 10 ICE IN YOUR VEINS. BY FRED SCHAEFER. We got quite chummy and looked over our machines arm in arm. The other one is Tessie Flutter. She's been making such a hit round the clreult that O'Pylon decided it was good business to sign on another one, and that’s how I hap- pened to ride in, Tessie seems a right nice girl, although she blondines dreadful. We got quite chummy together and went out to look over our machines arm in arm, She uses a Curlin-Martiss bi- plane, while I'm to have a triflit- tle Kazoo. We walked together among the hangars, swapped chew- ing gum, told each other what were ofr favorite authors, “And were admired impartial by ruflber- necks, We also made ft up be | tweon us that she was to wenr a white sweater and me a red sgme, nd that we'd eat our meals to ether at the hotel. In fact; swore eternal sisterhood We were on the program today, t didn’t fly. Because hope de- red maketh the crowd copie~ tomorrow, we (Continued.) on CONSIDER ARTISTIC TEMPERAMENT OF MONSIEUR AFFRE, RICH ARTIST, AND THEN PITY HIM | AT THE THEATRES THIS WEEK. —"Exeune Me,” Metropolitan — Lulu “Mine Dude! hk.” Seattlo—"The Newlyweds.” jum—"The Holy City.” ® H t Honors Even “1 wouldn't marry you it you were the last man in the world.” if | were the Inst man in the world you wouldn't have @ glance, Vd be making love to an heiress right now,"--Detrolt Free Press, Glaser to Grand—Vaudeville Clommer—Opens Photoplays, One Way to Stop tonight with Marke-How did you break yourself of smoking? Parks —( acquired a taste for ex pensive cigars that | couldn't af- ford to buy.—Boston Transertpt. ake to Monsieur Affre is devastated with grief, Mile, Martha Richard- ” fe son Is decimated with sorrow. Where Honor Counts’ After that dear Paris—Spokane! She--Oh, yew: whe married a man|After opera which is grande— with a highly honored name. vaudeville! He—Why, 1 never considered} Of @ certainty, yes. The eyes a weep. The heart breaks, By gar! Sploxgs a highly honored name. ha aoe ee anaes She—Well, you should see the - “\selle finish singing thelr abridg- as honered at the ban’ ment of the a 4 act of “L’Af caine” at tages theatre this week, they smile and bow aa the Making Father Pay Up curtain falla, The audience ap- “Do you expect to receive an.ove|piauds. The curtain rises and tion when you go down to see your|monsieur and mademoiselle smile consUtuents again and bow again. And again the cur- “1 don't kno replied the fi-[tain falls, nancial politician, absent mindedly ; Then does the demeanor of mon- ‘how much do ovations cost?’—|sieur and mademoiselle change Tit Bite. completely. Then do the smiles vanish. Monsieur rages. Made molselle sobs. “Send for the manager!” shouts monsieur in French, “Never will I sing again in vaude- ville, weeps mademolselle in rooklynene Keenest Fiattery ssassins!” roars monsieur, | ———_—— Sillicus--What do you cousider| shaking his fist at the hard-work-|up in the banks. Faugh! struction which will im any the most delicate form of flattery?) ing and well-meaning orchestra. “Oh-00-00!" sighs Madamoiselle! tend to the comfort and Cynicus—Telling & married ma “Amateurs!” wails mademolselie.| Richardson in the French as she) of its patrons. he doean’t look it!—Anawers, Lon. It Ie not that the orchestra of ig epoke in Brooklyn. “There is of) The color scheme is French don. Monsieur Pantages te not a good) audiences such a difference. in| with trimmings of gold and tvor orchestra, Tt is an excellent or-|§$an Francisco they wefe so sympa-| and draperies and carpets of Only the Head chestra, and the members of it are|thetique. They loved us and we|brown. The old Roman So Alice said I had a thick}®#0 members of the union, loved them. In Seattle you are architecture has been head of hair? But, dog of a dog, what can one| much the samme. You r-rr-respond! walls being paneled, each wit Sbhe-—Oh, she didn’t mention the /e™Pect? Ragtime and opera) “Rut Spokane- fn Spokane attractive scene from nature, hair!—Answers, London. which is grande! live idiots, jouts, mumakulis, We) The proscenium arch te al lAttle by little monsteur’s anger/sang; we finished singing; they) jarge and handsomely 4 ; Moving Pictures cool Little by little mademol-| continued to ait. In Spokane they either isde being niches “2 jut lord moving plsturen.” : 9 ae dry and she consents/have hearts of stone. be large organ to be insta “All right. Come wp to the] “Come,” gays monsiedr. “we will cumin: S| agg Oe gy eo or | month. Until the arrtval of thie house and help move ours. I never|try again. They are excellent fel-| wood.” “ | Sea Oliver G. Wallies, Se oar be Sn gh nod ay tte, any those musicians of the or ied how."-— NEW CLEMMER THEATRE OPENS 00:0" Sein snce | Seattie’s new photoplay house, | 89's a pelbamect been like | erected at a cost of $100,000, and eae ~ r io marches, | jone of the finest, as well as the tig AO oa esther largest of its kind in the West, will ™!'Sht—Tit Bits. be opened with a public reception | from 4 to 6 o'clock this afternoon, and the first showing of photoplays The Happy Mar “Susie's getting married.” “Who's the happy man?” “Her father,”—8t. Paul Dispatch. MONSIEUR AFFRE | Opera at Home “admirable in every way,” agrees . Oletimer—Is your married piselle, “Yes, we will try Tt is the tem- johi ux in that dear France. Also | vineyards. | It is vulgar to be as rich as Mon | jaleur Affre, who ts the richest man | lon the stage. But does monsieur| Will be at 7 this evening. | Dine? leare? Not he. He is artistic. He| The Clemmer theatre has a seat-| “Certainly, madam.” — jxings. He laughs and weeps, and|ing capacity of 1,200, and no ex-| “Could I see them, the interest on bis money is piling! pense has been spared in its con-' Fiiegende Blaetter, - A Feat “Have you any ine?” WE CORNER CoP HELD DP WIS RIGHT WAND, BENNY ) MS CAR "TO ASTOP, AND LEANED ovT To BE GREETED WITH THE FoLLomiitcs "IF THE Cow SuIPS WILL WE BUTTER FLY? THE MILK CAN. STEP ON TIT STILE Moves, fe Most Convincing Letters Ever Printed Tell of Wa ' ful Cures of Stewart Sulphur Compound Poison Settles In the Weakest Part of System That's Why Blood, Skin and Stomach Troubles Develop. A True Sport | “Why do you live with your hus- tband if you quarrel! all the time?” j* “Well, my sister bet me a box of tehocolates we would never cele trate our paper wedding anni- wersary, and I'm going to win It gust to spite her.”—Pliegende Blaet- ter. MAN NEAR DEATH FROM RHE! CURED QUICKLY BY SULPHURRO A. prominent Seattle business man hearing from his fam HF nei president of the Fireproofi: Ce Youngstown, Ohio, that the foreman of the fireprosfing near death from rheumatism, obtained a bottle of Sulphurre: Cc. M. C. Stewart, of the CM. C Stewart Sulphur Co., the Ohio city, accompanied with directions for its use The man believed Sulphurro would effect a cure. _, Here is an extract from a letter received a few days Stewart from Mr, Foster, telling the history of the case: 5 % e facts are that we sent is man (the foreman) to Clemer and to sanitartan in the vicinity, but m - ing this he continued to grow more ‘ble, am tl confined to his thered around his heart, until he w to Suipnurro, and within four weeks d he was gol ‘We gave him nding to his duties tn the shop, and he hi ever since, This was about six or eight months All for Nothing “I always was unlucky,” he said with a weary sigh. “What's the matter man?” bis friend asked. “i've spent over $500 on having my boy taught to play the fiddle. and now bis hair's all comin’ out.” Chicago Record-Herald. now, old } | | | | Music Taught Free Home Insttuction Special Offer to Readers of The Star In order to advertise and intro- duce their home study music lessons in every locality, the International Institute of Music of New York will ago” IMPURITIES MUST BE DRIVEN FROM BODY Let 1 the” Quick Relief From Bronchitis, “When my baby was three weeks old she took whooping cough from two of the older. children. It left |them all with bronchit Sulphurro Is Form of |{"Woutd to relieve it, have "net f ‘vent | found anything like Suiph f Nature’s Best Germicide and| the continual werrsing. of and T assure you we are Disinfectant, and Provides ain, Pave. Soma an extiqne Just Proper Qualities for Re- storing Perfect Health. from similar trouble, «ratulate you upon Extracts trom written from various country, follow in as graphs T was in very much first began to take Sul rheumatism), but — it quickly, and in a few feeling fine again.” al irre Quelis Bad ‘One evening T had & thache and was in post I could get no toot sof used Sulphurro, tooth and gums with than an hour the tool gone. We all think e. y in seven years old now and eats her food as if she relished it. She does not complain of being so tired all the time. The children are happier as'a result of It. Sul- phurro fs a sure cure for bronchitis Hoping Sulphurro may do for others what {t has done for mine.” Sulphurro is proving the great sive free to our readers a complete/ medicine of the age. ate, See woman writes to Mr. erful course of tustruction for either) | 76 now Stewart Liquid Compound) | “sulphurro_ ts a wondérful, medi: | Sulphurro ¢ ; - J of Sulphur ts proceeding entirely on| cine. Tam 71 years old and could| claim for it Piano, ae Me on esate Gul-lits own record of cures, and those hardly, waik (from Fheumatiom) |ine it, to ail, wae” aa tar, Banjo, Cello, Brass Instruments. are 00 when I started taking your medi-| knowledge an i ar, Banjo, who write letters of praise for Sul-| cine. My case was & voy tad one.| with complaints which jor Sight Singing. In return they|phurro to the C. M. ©. Stewart Sul-| You may use this letter from me,| the sphere of Sulphurro. I used week: ly disapp: ing of it . for the grea “Tam very health. Sulphurro has wondérfully. I have g ds in tour weeks, | Sulphurro | Simply ask that you recommend their Institate to your friends after you learn to play. You may not know one note from |another, yet, by their wonderfully simple and thorough method, you can soon learn to play. If you are an advanced player you will receive special instruction, The lessons are sent weekly. They and I will testify phurro.” Olympia Maa Gratetal. “Please allow phur Company, Seattle, will be glad myself for Sul- Indeed, to talk with others who are affilcted and relate by mouth the story of thetr cures. It is safe to say me to express my Appreciation of your wonderful rem- edy, Sulphurro, ites a prominent man in Olympla. “My wife had been sorely afflicted with rheumatism in the left shoulder for two or three winters past. She suffered greatly with it, but through the kindnegs of Mr. Stewart in sending me a bot- tle of Sulphurro, ai i that no remedy was over deluged with such a flood of appreciative letters as has been ecelved at the Sulphurro offices. @ small fraction of these has publle—-news- t dy as a great re that time wi ch troubles, #kin diseas ec is now w lare so simple and easy that the: betes, goitre and all » and feeling freer from all pain op parr: nen Th it Bh “4 yielded by the hundreds—eVen | than for yeara. We are enthustas. find Suipkerre& | peri sands — before Sulphurro. No/tio over it, and are recommending m regulator llittle child who can read English f rheumatism has b known | it for other troubles, especially ec- fi Photographs and drawings make monte the system. Tel aes. Another lowing: “Tam pleased to*say }everything plain, Under the Insti letter contains the fol- |tute’s free tuition offer you will be jasked to pay only a very small! jamount (averaging 14 cents a week) to cover postage and the necessary the desired results you must the booklet accompanying tach bottle of Suiphurro. and follow the directions to the letter. that Sul- Dame Nature's Own Remedy, y trouble (dla- sheet music. Common sense is the basis of Sul- , mve suffered for — No one should overlook this won-|phurre's success, for It is Dame |} eto you tor the help Tt bave olyn {derful offer. Tell your friends | Siipiurrd’ cleanses tke avec tt mi Sulphurre.” || Mr. C. Mt C. Stewart Jabout it—show this article to them.|impurition and gives the blood |e have been much relieve rence Beate ae |Some ti rom rhe they t Nasal and throat catarrhal tre &8 Sulphurro has done me a chance to bulld up and restore the affected parts. he International Institute has sefully taught others and can in. badly The natism } suce poison in your know absolutely noting whatever > body and settled in Me Mire Tienes, [1809 Moye, Me Le Be Rae about music, The lessons make ey-| the, weakest part of the structure. Another Tac an | F he, ant writing |/and took it for quite ® |i has red me Jatism. Sulph ja great deal tion to your Using dor that other 9¥ of Sulp ytruty Yours “HIA STERNBERG lym 3 St., maw That accounts onney tinually upset at Salenae of the akin in it lous eruptions, and internal disorders. show you why and how a thorough cleansing must be given the system: Read this letter trom Mra. Emma Young, 4601 Garden Street, Mathie- son Station, Brighton, a suburb of Seattle: r tonsilitis, ¢ ch, breaking les or more a multiptielt The booklet will m the Hotel thusiastie oy expresses he! “Twi ure you that T have ived great benefit from Sulphur: ro and consider it not only a very markable cure for rheumatism, but also a wonderful discovery tn chemistry. take great pleasure in recom ending it to friends suffering le, is so en- ‘0 that. she ae words: erything clear Write today for the free booklet, which explains everything. It will convince you and cost you nothing. Address your letter or postal card to International Institute of Music, 98 Fifth Ave, Dept. 261M, New York, N. Y.