The Seattle Star Newspaper, April 9, 1912, Page 4

4 THE SEATTLE STAR hange Main 9400 ST LBAGUN OF NEWSPUPRNS ire news service of the United itile, Wash, postotfice as second-class matter * mon, Up to six Mom, Atk mos, $1.80, your © Publishing Co. Phone: Hae © Main 9100, ar w iter a favor | attempt to mubett kindly Departinent r this office paper falls ( [Behold Two Pictures! } i Look upon this pictare #| San Francisco has 40,000 unemployed men, ‘They recent et ly sent a committee of 400 to Mayor Rolph to demand work or bread, or both, “We are trying to arrange something for your benefit.” “he told them t we can't wait,” they an-| ft swered Wehave ho place to sleep, and we are starving.”| et Now k upon this picture } q In San Diego county, Californi one ranch which con-| sists of 242,000 acres It belongs to one family, who, of] course, can make slight of it It is a little kingdom of] fertile veet pastures, charming foothills and mountains,| fronting the blue Pacific, w a climate that is divine r. Conservative Citizen u who denounce the disturb ers, the ators, the dissat try to be a little kinder m your judgn ents. What ii YOUR baby were vainly calling for bread in the land that the Lord, thy God, hati en us! The Way of the Coward . | Which would you rather—live with your wife or lose your vote That's the question 1,600 men in Philadelphia are facing They must register fr their w domiciles; they've lett} ‘em and asn’t; they've got to “make it up to her” or be} disfranchise | Which reminds us of a story | A lion tamer stayed out late one night with the boys When he got home a light was burning; he knew his faithiul and punctilious spouse was sitting up for him. He didn’t dare go tr The next morning his wife sternly demande Why didn't you come ne last night, sir?” \ “I was afraid to,” he confess So I just opened | cage and sl with the lions “Yes—you coward!" she hissed Are the 1,600 Philadelphians brave enough to go home and save the votes [the College of Today | $$ ——_———— TT Owen Johnson has written a novel, “Stover at Yate which tracting wide attention to the thing Woodrow Wil son fyight for at Princet democracy in education. He} conten hat the great unive s have becdme “mere social} cleari houses”; that .what en w get there “is not an educat but a social experience He cries out for the abol f clubs and exclusive cliques; for the free mingling of n without regard to their} poverty or wealth; for the opportunity “to meditate, to re- flect, to dream, and to satisfy their own craving for growth He thinks the university should be salvation of America The tratly is that the f democracy is working every- where, in college and « ere and abroad. Sdcic is in the throes of a new birth [Money to Burn | Think of a fire loss of $70,000,000 for the first four months/| of 1911 in the United States alone—at the rate of $210,000,000} a year! Think-of the irrigation ditches that sum would dig,| of the homes it would build, of the mouths it would feed, of the little ill-clad bodies it would warm! , Isn't it about time this progressive modern world began to put itself on a fireproof basis? Ob: tions BRE'R BRYAN, he says nuffin’, but he lay low ge THEY want Uncle Sam to pay army airmen double sal ary while they are serving in the aerial corps ee JUST as soon spoil our old geography lessons as not! Engineers propose to make inland sea of Sahara desert ENGLAND is talking now ing a bounty on home raised wheat besides to stir up the far mers of untaxing farm land and giv o OWNER of famous s vk farm in Kansas has sold out, changed his clothes and gone back to Maine to grow up with ‘ “ | the country Here's a tip for a walter: Don’t tip it off to me that you're trying 9 We 6 |for a tip! NOW that Canada is talking seriously ity again,} This is the time of year when people come to me to borrow my there's an effort to repeal the law in the United States. I[t’s}lawn_ mower. This Is also the time of year when they don’t get it at cur Our statute books: | The bicyclist who races head down on the sidewalk generally | a Cee: yt |doean't see me until | rock his head back with an uppereat - ee © I do not believe in visiting the sins of the father on the child, but GERMANS claim tl take better of th in the nce of the father the wireet car strap the street car com- nativ than any other ropean over And at that/Pany that substitues | them for seats is entitied to a spanking | Germans find “the white man’s burden” re mably profitabl | Se ee eae ange i | — — ——— —— A PERSONAL INTEREST Mrs. Swift—1 found out the other that my husband had been in at another little game with some of his old friends, But, | iidn't say as much as | meant to say, because just as soon | gan to scold he handed me this neckla | Mrs. Drift—Let mé it, please. I have quite a personal interest | Bake your food witha pure,Cream of Tartar | Baking Powder aking Powder A pure,Cream of Tartar Baking Powder -A product of Grapes No Alum No Lime Phosphate lak kN RRR RR “He was knocked down by a trol lley car.” TM bet it wasn't the one he was waiting for.” PROBABLY NOT ‘x When he kissed the girl he got all powder j Pide’t know her face was load-| ed, did he? PERFECTLY GRAND ~ ) What i a grand jury? ‘One that gives a verdict in your|tration between a man and hin | favor.” twit ! Vee eee eee eee 2) LA ‘ t fe (at the play) at ae “How do you explain the pecaitar actions of that euffragett« } Zetlan ‘tole a eee meee +! cada oe ~ ne ones | |® Husband (delightedly) — 1 #| But she's married i |* suppose that is why I am so ® wo men adge. 1 ® thirsty Excuse me a minote 3 ‘ 2 SN & —Tit-Rits THE OLD DODGE f * . Brown has refused to give us an extra day's time to mm re KERR EEH Tha THE STAR—TUE “1 don't like to have to ‘pay for w dead horse,” It's an unesatinfactory as cough ‘ing up for a smashed automodtig,” NOT IN HER LINE You want an absolute divorce Sure; no limited partnership for |mo | WITH THE USUAL RESULT | “What is the matter with Gruet? He is in bad shape. “He tried to be “Didn't you tell him we'd give him a check for the full amount wanted it in the morning.” bill, He says it's been running long enough.” the day after tomorrow? I did. He said that wouldn't do. He All right. Mail him a check today, ‘There's more than one way had Brscnbane hing credit if you have t and forget to have it signed. My husband help YOU TAKE How far back does That air.—J you know in it wrieh Genealogi ish to pay for. r you to ge The Rat and Some Liquor. A rat found his food supply miss ing after the distillery was closed and there were no more seraps from dinner pails. He had always been @ precise rat and a teetotaler, but now the emergency was extreme and he took to drink A small quantity of young liquor had been left behind and this the rat tasted cautiously. It was like liquid barbed wire and the jolt was instantaneous, He took another drink and straightened up, . filled with new sensations, A third put him on his haunches and he ex claimed loudly Bring on your ecat!"”—Chicago Post . . * Tee eee eee eee) * * * Just Like Will, * * Mother (complaining)—WIl * * seems to have forgotten us at * * college. His letters are short. * *® Father (tersely)—So is Will ® * when he writes them—Tit- ® * Bits. * * * Wonderful The Inventor—This little arrange went will be a wonderful thing for automobiles, the Manufacturer—What's it do The Inventor—It registers the number of arrests every hour and drops out the amount of the fine. 1 to pay for it YOUR CHOICE my family ran? decide, We'll go as far back as you Swissco Grows New Hair LARGE TRIAL BOTTLE FREER AT TH® SwrITcnt Xourecit Out Pixing a Head of Own. the, hair you want. Chan, to a youthful, or stalning, hair and a 11 Cofor without Aayein Stops dandruff andpa Ip troubles. sliver, or ata pt to «°, winsco mada B.D. Square, aid get w large free by Swissco In on sale overywh trugmiste and drug dopartments ie and $1.00 a bottle, a board of arbi-| SDAY, APRIL 9, 1912. presses you, lookin’ out o’ a dinin’ car winder an’ inte on upon so often to deny relationship forters that it brings.” Ser ye Girlish actresses who have climbed to @ pretty high rung on the theat rical ladder \n an incredibly short time. Two years ago Mies Murdock was attending boarding school in “Deacon Winesap attributes his prosperity ter th’ fact that he never in his life bought anythin’ adver tised as a ‘anap’.” Pationce—That woman does love rT’ canaries so! Patrice-Any one would suppor | i — wae @ regular cal, to hear you }tatk A Social Wrinkle Mr. Horan—O! thought yer were jaotn" to have yer party at noight | Mra, Doran—Ot decolded on the jaixt a in’ be that’s the tolme }O1 always think av the witty re | torts. Doubtful Baggs has gone up. In wines or aviation? 10 Wise Dame j Also 2c and | Mra. A.—What did your husband bp danead jeay when he saw the bill for your Sage ag reer } LI didn't hear. 1 started 7 |te play on the plano.Boston Tran-|, Thess 28 get. Firat come script. adie No Need | She Had it Why don't you one of there | “Does he know bis own failings?” |new talking machin at your | “He ought to. His wife keeps | house? }the bat Birmingham Age-Herald. Don't need to. I have onc Have you had it long? | | “Ever s 1 married her Baltimore American. Couldn't Get Out Penelope—If you toved him, why did you refuse him at first? ‘TWere APPrARED TU BE [] SOMETHING OF GREAT WEIGHT Anation riadne—-Oh, locked —Jud, VERY NERVOUS, WHEW ASKED THE TROUBLE, HE ONLY iF THE 1 bad’ the ON BERTS MIND Wied HE Ariadne—I wanted to see how he ould act REACHED WOME, HE SPOKE Peels. inut he mieht have! TO NO ONE AND SEEMED | rushed off without waiting for an door | FOR HEADACHE, SOUR STOMACH, p} “Boxs Steer Clear of the Chocolate-Fed Girls,”” Says Little Ann Murdock, Star in “Excuse Me” Banish the thought, True, she) \ has—er—-er—red hair, and her jright. It ie Vontigena, | name is Murdock, At least, the even by any means for con. } tre programs at the Moore felt, | Am not conceited, net im te | tre say so this week. But Ann pu Dir gage Bly not to | is no cousin, daughter, granddaugh- | te fidow One ti be to get | ter, sister, or niece of Congressman | ywhere in this beetnaaet | Victor Murdock, the auburn-locked ¥ , a = chs home i on I loved @ maiden poor in purse n from Kai ‘ sland, N Long | Who edited « ashion paper; “Beouse me,” Ane eald,.“bonest You know, Teddy Roonewele ty To ask her hand in flowing verse liy and truly, and | have my fingers on one end of the island ang we pod | [thought would be « funny caper. | crossed, too, | had nothing to de the other. ‘That manag - I bought the ring; | wrote the} with the selection of my name,” ance it pretty well, | rhyme She paused to laugh test man viet | You, raved a bit, but still Lmeéant] “I don't monn what you mean,” aealnat a third term for apy i it she told The Star Interviewer. “You H 3 ndeed, | am not a afte | 1 stamped the package with a dime; |}know, my «eal name is Coleman than gry shall vote, 1 woulg move | With lovers’ kisses sealed and | Murdock was just tagged on me as Whea * place where women . | went It a theatrical label, Harris, my first When women vote if takes mae, Alas—~this nol me back, Lbet |manager, told me that he would a, a and that woulg Some cursed der intercepted!) |chauge my game, 1 wan so glad to Sales Se it? “Your ring’ returned with great |#¢t ® chance on the stage that | sighate irdock tried to look very regret, didn't care # 1 bad be name at ail oon seine The poe e1 «| just then, He aw me how wou lon’t mind met The poom, dear str, @ socemiet-" | Murdock do? 1 don't believe I “Sometimes | act ike Manet really heard what be said, but I the play. She's a crazy in JOGH WISE SAYS: answered that it was perfectly sat she? I'd never marry @ ma “How different th’ world Im-|isfactory, How could I imagine at that if | were a man. The peg, that time that 1 would be called Poor fet, re to the honorable congressman from pulses and whims, indosee “Th' most painful thing about) Kansas. just because I have red oe, who has ‘any werk o a bile on th’ neck is th’ Job’ | hale?” jould steer clear of the * com) Ann Murdock ie another of those} —s§ ANN MURDOCK Hirresponsibie chocolate gina Philadelphia, in less than two His Part years from now you may see her He—#o young March and his|Mame a8 the star featured in the father are carrying on the bus-| electric signs over the theatres she inoss? 1 plays in, She-—-Yes, The old man rans the he ie a bright, cheerful, quick + b , , F ; little lad e, the rascals out—the headache, the bilh Gesinesn, while youne Ma mn ittle lady, lithe, trim and ‘arn ourness, the indiges womaea And she is so confident. | on, the wick, sour stomach and foul gases—turn them out tonight mind you, confident,” she| them out with carets and Millions of men and women take a Cascaret je sure you get that word ake a Cascaret now then er renee Impulece j 4 2 never know the misery caused by a lazy liver, pot. ~~ PT is an wnennny sort of — | upest. stomatts bowels or an Z Don't put in another day of distress. 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