The Seattle Star Newspaper, April 5, 1912, Page 4

ia BEA MARRIDAY, MARCH 5, 1912 THE SEATTLE STAR | Phone: Private Exchange Main 9400. The 5 tae Pobliabiog c tle, Wash. » ‘ yz. 380 per month up to aix moutha Bix months, $1.30 soutor w tavor by notltyly ure prompt and regular dell tute another paper for Th meant to Hocure the best service fo mpt attention. Tf your kindly ne this office on Departay The Seattle Bar will fany failure to OF any altergpe l te the desire of thé@ima mplaints are given courte arrive any night by Main 844. Ask for the Cire an ber Call ‘once. Challenge toaFinish _ Coal at Neweastle g., $20 per ton Coal at Pittsburg, U. 5S. sibility Laughable to those who have the $20, Horrible to all others. Shameful to a government of, by and for the people But Bob La Follette has the remedy. He would have Uncle Sam MINE, TRANSPORT AND SELL those moun tains of Alaskan coal. fortably and become patriotic citizens. The day of the Penn sgylvania slave and the Pennsylvania Cossack and “divine right” baron would pass, and coal—light, heat, power—would not be a luxury for the exclusive rich, The carpenter, the mason, the machinist, the railroader, the clerk, would not have to freeze and starve because their fellow man, the miner, could no longer bear the awful conditions of his life. But do you appreciate what La Follette has challenged? HE HAS CHALLENGED THE VERY LIFE OF MO- NOPOLY. He has challenged the infamous combination between rail- road kings and coal barons that has, in spite of all legislation, made Pennsylvania a travesty and ‘dishonor to the ve ry idea of freedom and brotherhood, that has filled with skeletons of fathers and sons the bowels of good old William Penn's com- monwealth of “brotherly love” and made it a stench as the commonwealth of brotherly slaughter. He has challenged all other propositions for immediate re- turn to self-government by the people. Let Uncle Sam do it! It is the hand writing on the wall WRIT BY THE LIGHT- NING OF JUSTICE. And crying Aloud for the truth, sense and justice of it is that incomparable patriot from Wisconsin | whom, sick or well, underneath or on top, alone if needs be, they cannot conquer, buy, fool or frighten. The mountains of British Columbia may well tremble. @rade expert and hill hater Is coming their way. Seattle's re- Groceries and Christians/|) Albert Ehrgott of the East Side Baptist church, Port-} Rev. land, Or., got his theology sadly mixed when he spent so much time maintaining a labor bureau and organizing a co-operative |.» grocery for poor sinners, who probably didn’t belong to any church at all. His “flock” fired him, It really was rather stupid of him not to realize that plan- ning church bazaars and oyster suppers and making calls on wealthy church members are of far greater importance tha attempting practical Christianity by getting jobs for unem ployed men and trying to get their food for them at a decent price. Of what weight is the growth of bodies and souls among the very poor when compared with the spiritual adjustment of} the “people who support the church”? Anyway, here's to the practical Rev Albert! The youth who stays up to see the day break is most likely te Rimeelf by that time. ; rit peopecsies ____] “get- her” is invading every rank of society. Now groups of are joining in the movement for r ‘he ion ¢fiect of this is the Congress of Festivals which was held in San Francisco April 2. Practically every city of any size onthe Pacific coast holds some kind of an annual festival or carnival celebration. Instead of each one trying individually to grab off all the publicity for itself, the cities decided to get together. Each city planned to get out 100,000 or more folders advertising its special celebration. By the co-operative plan cach folder will include paragraphs concern- ing the beauties of each of the other festivals to be held on the Pacific coast. It’s the “Pacific coast for the whole Pacific _No back-biting allowed.” Spring Dandy Lions are with us agai coast now, Observations MONEY has wings for the angel of a show. o © © THREE weeks since election, but those ballot boxes had better be Watched. oe ey 9 — book made by a cook is better than a cook made by a eo © POUNDS of tin exported from the four Malay states in Yet stew pans are just as high as ever. o oO ° NATIVES of Vera Cruz hold the peanut as a choice and necessary article of food, Only they call it “cacahuate,” o © © AN ALARM clock for deaf people has a long hinged arm, which falls at the hour indicated by the alarm and strikes the sleeper gently on the body. 1911. ° ° eo ABOUT 1,157,965,672 pounds of olives were harvested ia the province of Sevilic, Spain, last month, while the Italy crop is estimated at 2,820,000,000 pounds. Olives for ours. Makes delicious home- baked foods of maximum quality at minimum cost. Makes home baking a pleasure The only Baking Powder made from Royal Grape Cream of Tartar A., $20 per ton is not an impos-) Miners would be fairly paid, live com-| The Jokesmith—Some keeping the what? trouble} Mr, Newpop wolf from the door,/shall we do? These confounded scales only weigh up to 15 pounds, The Rimesmith--Keeping the! and baby wetghs more than that, wolf from the door! Why, if t The Hachelor (calmly)-——We wolf should come to my door I'd| might chop off the legs and weigh lure him in and barbecue him. them separately INCONSIDERATE PHILOSOPHY (excitedly) —-What “He ts constantly asking favors] his friends, “le her He (as the auto stops)— |break that'll cost at least Sho—Never mind, dea think bow much we've saved by |qotting out as far as the he has asked me ten times for $5 that | owe him.” NATURAL REDUCTION | ’ She—Papa owns stocks in 37 ait. | ferent corporations. Lenmily He—Indeed! He must have been} She—I imagine they were pleased in politics quite a while. to have you go, FOOLING THE LORD “Mother,” teased a little boy of 6, “does God know everything that I'm going to do before I do it?” “Yes, dear, everything,” she said. “Well, does He know that I'm going upstairs in a minute and put on my pajamas and say my prayers and get into bed?” “Yea, dear, He knows everything.” “Weill, tonight He's going to get fooled, for I'm not golng to say my prayers.”—8t. Louis Republic. He--I come from a very good “Your husband must be @ model man, Mra, Graylock.” “What makes you think so?" “You've been living on thin street for two years now, and none of the neighbors ever heard him come home at night in a taxleab. SAY, TRU®, THOSE RADISHSS 4 LOOK PRATTY GOOD, MY wire WAS GOING TO ORDER SOmE FROM THE GROCERY. You WOULDN'T MIND —<—- ===): "TAKE BNOUGH THIS Time! WEREN'T SO ALL ~ FIRED LAZY YOuD HAVE A GARDEN OF YouR own! arrerR Trg 1 DON'T FALL FOR ANY MORE ol ir VEGETABLE GRAFTING! YOUR GREEN that thei, parente tet ‘er cat it out on th street ter le sverybody know know it” BIGGER GAME “Burely, you didn’t reject that young miliionatre when he propos ed to you?’ “You, I did.” “Por goodness’ anke, what fort” I've got my eye on an old bill- ragson girl claima to have made a thousand refusals of marriage. Hoston Transcript. COSTS NOTHING Mrs. Byron-—That's the kind of a hosband to have! Did you hear Mr. Dike tell his wife to go and look at some $20 hats? Mr, Byron—My dear, have | ever deprived you of the privilege of looking at §20 b ‘Tit-Bita, Re RRR ARR ek * A Troubied Girl “You look annoyed. What's & ® the matter?” “Bertha told me @ secret the * other or and J can't tell you © what it te. le now” * forgotten it."-—Pele * Ree RRR The Duties of a Fiction Editor Gabe—Yea, Bpinks had a good job in Washington. He was fiction editor of the Congressional Record. Steve—Fiction editor? Gabe—Yoa, he inserted (cheers), (laughter) and (applause) in the speeches published every day —~ Cinciunat! Enqutrer. SPEED “Papa, what ts the difference be- tween the quick and the dead?’ “The quick, my child, are those who hop out of the road tn time.”— | London Bystander. HIS KICK My wife bas positively no idea to match a $10 dog.”—Kansas City Journal. THE TROUBLE Lawyer—Don't you think I acquit- ted myself well in that trial? Friend—Very well, It is a pity you ditn’t do as much for your cHent.—Baltimore American. WORSE Goob—Jones was fired ont of his house yesterday. Boob Was-he behind in his rent? Goob-—Naw; the place burned down.—Cincinnat! Enquirer. HOBSON'S cHoice Modest Suitor—I am going to marry your sister, Willie, but T = 1 am not good enough for Candid Little Brother—That's “You, sub,” stated Col. Bourbon, “the people’ of this city waste more than a million galions of wa- ter every month.” “Ie that a fact?” rejoined Maj. ‘ You reckon they —Cincinnat! Enquirer. REMOVAL SALE 20 to 50% Off on Wall Paper C.H. Dahlem & Co. 1508 THIRD AVE, Phone: Elliott 5108 STEVENS ACADEMY eat-0°n ntnss Tienes This Choosing of a Presidential Candidate Under the Old Political System Is a Funny, Crooked Way of Doing Things; How ies Tn & sort of a way Seattle is going) to help nw a candidate for pres dont this year, In a way, And for that we are to thank Marion KB. Hay, governor) of Washington and pliant tool of the old standpat interests, By denying the people a chance) to vote direct in presidential pri-| martes Hay has forced the people back to the old convention system. | The old guard politicians who formerly ruled the state would like) to send @ hand-picked delegation | from Seattle to the state conyen-| tion, That is, one nominated by the county central committee, In) the face of ‘oused public senti- ment they baven't quite the nerve) to do that, Bo we'll choose delegates to the county convention by precinct cau- cuses, dust What a Caucus ts. Did you ever attend a precinct caucus? If you never did you should attend this year, It'll probably be the last one you'll ever see, Also there’ chance to break the old combine if you do go. Here's the way they always work the precinet caucw he way they'll try to work it again this year. It's a keystone to the whole system. A dozen mon, or maybe 30, or six, will meet some night at Brown's livery, or Jones’ empty store balld- ing. A prominent citizen will be nominated for chairman, When he is seated another prominent citizen will Jump up. “T nominate these gentlemen for delegates to the county convention,” he'll say, and read his list. The names will be well known in the locality, usually, “I second the nomination,” say third citizen. “All in favor say chairman. And it's all over. No mention of or LaFoilett This is all you do toward ealesting until election day, between two — parties. These men named do not vote for pai! trol the convention they will in struct those delegates to the state convention as Roosevelt delegates The county delegates are supponed to follow instructions, But there are plenty of ways of avoiding the jasue at the state convention Those delegates at the state con- vention, already twice removed lfrom the people, don't vote for LaFollette or Roosevelt or Taft, “anyhow. They can only vote for delegates to the national convention, And they © instructed by the state delegation, not the people. All the people have to do is to vote for men who will vote for men who will vote for— well, for whomever the inter- ecte in control of the state convention tell them. That's a fine young brace game for the people to go up again fon't 10?) = Yet Hay and bis gang ,| from say itn Mad Maybe the enough into the fight me yet. They m izing, howevey are stacked ngete ee |. And for that we | May, puppet governor, clal Interest | between Bryan yeh’ tween Harmon and Sl Good Politician, “What are your tess tl jment the Hay crowd | “I don't dare tell, Pm the ler of the best brass M bead and am liable to gh either Star, mr YOU WILL WONDER WHAT BECAME OF ALL THAT ST" fOMACH D If your stomach is sick, sour, gassy and upset you can surely get relief in five minutes, - Wonder what upset your stomach—which portion of the damage—do you’ volt; Well, don't bother. If your stomach ts ta) if sour, gassy and upset, and what you just ate has stubborn lumps; your head dizzy and aches; belch gases and eructate undigested food; breath foul, tongue coated—just ts Diapepsin and in five minutes you truly will wonder what the indigestion and distress. Millions of m: & bad stomach. A and women today know that it ts tle Diapepsin occasionally keeps this regulated and they eat their favorite foods without fear, If your stomach doesn't bellion; tf your food is a damag: care of your iiberal limit instead of a help, remember the LaFollette or Teddy or Taft. They | ont. surest, most harmices relief is Pape’s Diapepsin which can only vote for delegates to the, state convention. 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