The Seattle Star Newspaper, April 4, 1912, Page 4

4 THE SEATTLE STAR | Phone Member of United Pree. “Entered at By mail, ovt of of One’ year, $8 Wibr Fibers to The Seattle Star will contor a favor by wolliylng thin | office at once ef failure to secure prompt and regular delivery of the paper, or any attempt to substitute another paper for The Seattle Star. It ts the desire of the manager cure the beat service for all, and complaints are given court mn If yo falls to atrive any night by @ o this offi Main 9400, Ask for the Cir Private Exchange Matn 9400. [Mr. Taft et al. Might Say: | Muckrakers and neurotics, give heed to the Allen gang of Virginia! For a long time it had gone on unchecked in its march of progress. Then began the era of demagogery, screeching for punishment; a weak commonwealth yielded Did t commonwealth.stop to think how much it owed to this organization? Instead of hundreds of lone bandits rm community the evils of destructive competition, an orderly system had evolved, quietly taking the profits necessary to give employment to its many employes at excellent wages. [t was operated under expert management that had determined that it was better to let the ultimate victim live, so that he might ac- @umulate something for another hold-up, than o slay him or let him be subject to the swoops of a myriad separate high waymen, Occasionally life might be lost, but this was a re grettable accident, and no part of the plan of the benevolent system itself “But no, the commonwealth did NOT stop to think. It had one member of the band in custody and howled for his life. His fellows naturally sought to rescue him from the hysteria of the district attorney and the mob, at which time the court room was turned into a gencral morgue. And now all the Allen gang are “criminals.” ‘© such organization is safe. None can tell what they may be permitted and what forbidden to do. There is uncertainty everywhere, investment halts, and the throat cutting industry is virtually paralyzed We must have some constructive legislation! Congress could easily charter these bandits and define their powers, if necessary, to the point of determining rates. Thinking men realize that we cannot revert to the chaos of individual rob beries, and that the mere bigness of a gang is not a crime A well conducted monopoly of this sort is the solution of the problem, and would promote efficiency, economy and cheapen the toll paid by the victims. The time has passed when we should hark back to Mosaic or common law to tell when a thief is a thief, a robber a‘ rob ber or a crime criminal in its character, He who would have us do that is a foe to our national prosperity and greatness. All Against Wilson That an offensive and defensive alliance has been entered into between Harmon, Underwood and Clark is now a mortal certainty. The alliance is working itself out in a division of territory. Clark takes the West, Harmon the and ( derwood the South. They are to give or cording each man can muster strength—and the to beat Woodrow Wilson, Working out this general plan, Harmon and Clark have just withdrawn from Florida, leaving the field to Underwood _ sien has pulled out of Wisconsin, leaving only a Clark ticket there. In Nebraska the Clark ce: aign has been turned over to Arthur Mullin, who a little while ago was manager for} Harmon. In Georgia the Harmon workers have turned in for} Underwood. And so it goes. The “safe and saners” are united. They are the “allies” against Wilson. {r. R. May Tell It All | ‘That Roosevelt will at an early date liven up his campaign by telling the whole story of Taft's betrayal of the progressive pe is the prediction of those who are in a-~position to now. ‘The lid is off, and anything may now be expected to pop out of the kettle. It would be an interesting story, whether considered on the purely legislative, or the legislative and per- sonal sides. ast ee pose is > THE EDITOR’S MAIL les, April 1, 1912. rooster infested neighborhoods a Editor The Star: Progressives | wide berth. I know what it means and clean politics won out in Clal-\to work in an office all day half lam county at the meeting of the'dead from iack of sleep, being Fepublican county central commit-/awakened in the early morning tee, held in this city this afternoon.|hours by these pernicious early Primaries will be called for April/ risers. If one speaks to their 27 to elect delegates to a conven-| owner trouble asually results, No tion to be held in this city the fol- rooster neighborhoods for me, lowing Tuesday. Under the order thank you. Sincerely, made the republican voters will be) MRS. asked to name their preference for, cade president, and the delegates to the} Editor of The Star: 1 have been county convention will be duty!reading in your paper about the bound to recognize this preference residents of Ballard making such vote. A. J.C. |a kick about the cars running on | Western av. Now, we residents |that live in the vicinity of 15th av N. E. and E. 80th would appreciate Acar out our way, no matter what street it would run on down town. As it is we have to walk about 1% miles to the car, Hoping you will find space in your valua ble paper to print this ietter, 1 re L. B. M. Seattle, April 1, 1912. Editor Star: 1 have been in four city only a short time, but am 4aking a deep interest in the chicken discussion, having pre- viously had some disagreeable ex- pertinence in this respect. Like many others, I have no personal objection to chickens being kept | main, A SUBSCRIBER. within the city limits providing the rooster portion of the flock is elim-| “Which inated or silenced, and they are| belong to? kept in a scientific manner. | “Et doesn’t actually belong to no I am at present considering sev- party.” replied Uncle Hasberry eral locations in Seattle, but one! “but ‘casionally I hires out to ary thing is certain. I am giving the one of ‘em.”—Washington Star. political party do you | Made from grape Cream of Tar- tar; absolutely free from alum. For sixty years American house- wives have found Dr. Price’s Cream Baking Powder a guarantee of light, pure and wholesome food. THE STAR—THURSDAY, APRIL 4, 1912. ROLLER-SKATING, AFTER LAPSE OF YEARS, COMES NOTHING SERIOUS ONE FAULT meing in turn upon the wayfarer, and bringing upon the! Parrot--What is it you don't Ike] about bim? Owl--Why, he's so easily rattled. | te It makes me nervous when some joker playfully points a gun at I tremble so that I can't keep from breaking the gun over bis me head. The bill ¢ When he ts a gentieman, { am a gent Don’t put off until tomorrow wha ing hog bas his baggage piled on the off right away I don't like a letter with a the one Who writes it, after I hand hi It always gives me a thrill of pl up behind me and startle me. Wha I have him where I can get my hands GETTING LOCATED petor, maybe, is a necessity lawyertsh” TURKEY TROT, ETC, “Th feller who's lookin soft job can't git It by usin’ th’ rough stuff.” . “Bome people never take a good Neither do some photog: “Th man who wears a imade necktie doesne much." Almost Worthiess “Don't you think, dad,” asked the 4\multimiMonaire's son, “1 ought to #0 through college?” “My boy, i's @ mere w of time, I tell you, If you want wir. | J dea dhe . }dom you can hire any quantity of : ene mow Semeen sre hard iit for $00 h week"—Los Adgeles Hees “em Herald, Friendly Tip “Does her father Ike you?” “Very fond of me,” “Tell you sot” 'o, but when IT asked him for his consent to our marriage he gave It, but at the same time he warned me that she had been tak- ing cooking — lessons.” —Houston Post, |S *eankenwaeeeee Encouraging! He~You know I only live w to make you happy. She—You really oughtn't to & hd go to all that trouble. Boston : Evening Transcript. I welcome him as such, leman, When not, he tan‘t. { ean be done today. Uf a travel only remaining vacant seat, put It tone to it. Neither does m my reply in person easure to have some cut-up steal t accentuates the pleasure is that on him "TN BUGLAND Why Johnson Is a Dead One Two vaudeville performers were talking about pugilists. “I think Jack Johnson's a dead one.” said the taller of the two, Why?" ked the other, “Because he's on top of the scrap ROLLING INTO SEATTLE AGAIN, LIVELY As hale and hearty skating boom in, son to another.’ Beattie, if you were to ask H. G Another one strt Koller, the chief high mogul in the | tion thusly Kes At loeay Broadway rink. Bringing liquor drinking qlee aa into Around and building is forbidden ® Another is a wtickler and reads thuswiger for Areas, “Our gentlemen 4 be as well dressed F-smpped should | the rink as when ty tre or any other trot ase, : isernent.” tee the caretdy ast one? be wure to hoes and a The ) around the #kate or cain oD the with serious looxs upon thelr f But most of them wear a wmile in the ecstacy of the They skate single, in pair ward, backward, and oc m1 downward T two-step, waltz and just skate plain, everyday skating, A big electric organ grinds ont popular tanes, and out side the rink, when the music | not working, one might tnfet the merry whir of the skates for the busy wheels of soine hoge in dustrial enterprise, And, talking about wheels, the rink ha ic | 3 ators ceeded in turning out an aatomo- bile garage to make way for the skaters. Koller has preseribed 26 for the conduct of the pla rs, some of One of them hits the many gray hel right where it hurts. List |too, not to mention Agmanae “Gentlemen will not approach or who are troubled ‘to be & boom there nan with any lady with/ ail. Just what had no previous ac-| cent skat quaintanc Our instructors are | authoritative explanation, Ames not allowed to introduce any per-' it's here. happy sport for ally y eater wame, there every day, in thetr’ id girls a * nO age limit. rules mashers anderi Makes your hair grow long, and luxuriant and we can py Get a 25 Cent Bottle Now and Forever Stop Falling Hair, Itching Scalp and Dandruff Hair Becomes Soft, Fluffy, Lus- trous and Abundant After a Danderine is to the hair what fresh showers of rain and sunshine are to vegetation. It right to the roots, invigorates and ed ws them. Its exhilarating, stimula- mr ‘and life-producing properties cause the to grow abundantly long, strong and | lustrated, London. jus was taken sick last | heap.” jew York Telegraph. beautiful. 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