The Seattle Star Newspaper, April 3, 1912, Page 4

_ THE SEATTLE STAR Private Exchange Main 9400. od at Seattle, out of sir be Wash, postoffice aa per month up to six months, a ia The Reatile Star Wil Gonter a favor F “ottics at once of any fal DIPLOMATIC ‘ k t one thin olfice standpat rive any pleht by 6 00, Ask for the Clrow |Story About a Picture \ nicely done cartoon is going the rounds of the pretty dirty and tremendously hungry. Over there, a little way] «arior walking the floor all night Probability is that he will try to eat more than is good for him All he can do with all that food is to hold it as his. It is his t he has it IMPOSSIBLE ‘TO BEAT IT i w him what we need. That's what we brutal barbarians will do, and doesn’t it appear to be the just and humane thing to do? Well, put this picture out of your mind and turn to that of the standpat artist. Before the grandson of Rockefeller and his two billions, got from being put in trust, there are 150,-|° 000,000 people of the year 1962, A. D. They've had near 2,000 pears of Christ's teachings and 5,000 of other teachings. They're Christianized. They've fought for justice, and arrived at what they call But the ten agin your tive that my name'll beat yours. “Done,” cried the commercial traveler r in the country. It is Stone.” The old man took a chew of bis tobacco, National Monthly “EXTREMES | or.” Ww His LINE zed, educated, bled for freedom and equality, a high state of human development in every respect ae vast majority of them are very hungry—hungry for food, ae | clothes, shelter, equality, freedom, life's comforts, happiness. In fact they are hungrier than we were back there in 1962, B. C., when we had caves and our bearskin aprons or goatskin blank-| ets, and only wanted food. Isn't it very likely, indeed, that the millions of 1962, A. D., will cure thre situation as our situation in 1962, B. C., was cured? Sure, unless we find some better method than arbitrary confiscation and division ‘That cartoon first referred to was a real good picture for fun and for serious thought, and deserves a story BECAUSE Milady Fashion was so fond of untrimmed hats during the past year, French exports of artificial flowers dropped from an annual $6,000,000 to a mere $1,600,000 for 1911 RECALLING certain judicial decisions may be all right, hat It would be a good sight better to forget a lot of them. —Philadelphia| Edward—Yes:; if she ordered up North Anerican. angel cake be'd order up deviled “ eee ham. F [Not __P an Anarchist ‘he situation in America today is that of a vast reservoir fiitea to the point where the dam is breaking, with the valley below filled with homes. The water must be led away. In case of hesitation, the valley will be devastated, We must de- vise a method of carrying the water away, and we must work fast.” oo Edward They are exactly oppo site in thelr tastes, ernest—That so? marry him.” you, dearest ; CALLING HIS ATTENTION “How do you know?" the young man. “I've tried it; I had to give it up.” “Why sot” “Because,” she answered, with downcast eyes, “No, for heaven's sake!” Is this an anarchist spouting? No, this is the report of the words of Woodrow Wilson, guest of honor at the Iroquois Club, Chicago. When Chicago Tribune. you recall the recent words of Cardinal Gibbons, EXPLAINED where he said all the conditions preceding the downfall of Rome were in evidence here in America today, what should you, a thoughtinl citizen, think about it? . WE THINK of Afriea as a savage country. Buildings in Johannesburg alone, within two years, cost $15,000,000. to be taken violently ili? tean. VERY QUICK NEW YORK caterers are getting ready for the biggest ice cream season they have ever had. The erenmeries, however, will not be af- fected. —Dayton News, [The Question | One of Col. Roosevelt's New York meetings was nearly broken up by a voice, crying loudly “How about the women Queer that this question.should rattle a great 1 ng} "most ath. It is the question that's right in cur midst at} all times, particularly now. “How about the women?” It has got te be answered by individuals, parties and r and don't you forget it! | eed!) NEXT on the demoeri ithe tarift reduction program is a chem Its immediate effect on the cost of living would be almost as grea e steel-tariff-reduction bill—New York World bill as The Widower I would die for you. The Widow “Is my son quick and bright?’ He's a streak of lightning at p.m |Correct Charging re Judge Carpenter, in charging that meat packers jury, said} the question of injury done the public was not to be considered at all by the jury | Law! Mighty correct law! “A second Daniel come to} judgment IN THE EDITOR’S MAIL SAVE THE CHICKENS; BANISH HORSE STABLES Editor Star Allow me a few Doing the public injury comes by divine right. | SLAP—I understand you ing bail again this year, what team are you? THUD. Stars. are) nant? On| THUD—Nope—becanse |waye “chase the duck,” SLAP—What aay they did Any uptodate poultry raiser will tell you that roosters are only need. They call themselves that} pany? more serious problems in insanitary flock of hens or pullets, as they lay| Were with the Lilacs? |training; and there are bad, very bad: and breed flies. Yes, Remember, | sald any up-todate| SLAP—Do they call them the|so many bases? stables; private ones on Woodlawn wate: § et oD PI becar ay've ne av. and latger public ones om Fitth| 3° let us banish the rooster out-| because they've been in hot water orgags that contains food for thought, It is figuredjout that, if Jom P. Rockefeller's fortune were put in trust, there would be two billion dollars for his grandson by the year 1962, and the standpat artist gets in his fun by picturing a crowd of socialists, anarchists and progressives dancing about and howling like savages for a 100 per cent inheritance tax on the two billions. Funny, isn't it? Let us suppose that we are all ancient barbarians, We lAaven’t heard Christ’s message of love. We've known no Soc rates, Pasteur, Edison, Washington, Spencer, Darwin, Watts, Shakespe Raphael, Beethoven, or any such. We've done no thinking or fighting for rights. We've invented ge W e Newlywed seema to be an advo. “He's working on a fool don’t know what civilization, arts or progress means. e'TCl vate of peace at any price.” just plain barbarians of the year, say, 1962, B. C., pretty naked, Boat 4 that?" Te Pike ny edly es a am I not an‘ oculiat? THE STAR—WEDNESDAY, APRIL 3, 1912. ® || [NOTHING SERIOUS NOBODY WOULD BUY IT inven fume that will drown the amell of gaso- from us 150,000,000 stupid barbarians of the year 1962, B. Colwith his son and helr he hurried ling, but even If he Is successful no is a barbarian who has food enough for at least a dozen|downtown and bired a $15-a-week selfrespecting “automobile bug full meals fdr each one of us. He can’t eat one per cent of it.|trained nurse,’ would bay any of it” a tavern where a newly arrived commercial traveler wae simply because holding forth. “I'll bet any $5,” be said, “that I have got the hard. What will we hungry barbarians do, in our ignorance and| est name of any one in this room, starvation? Shall that fellow over there have all that food, and An old farmer in the background shifted his feet t6 @ warmer part ve 8! ¢ to death? No, we'll ge into him and take from) of the fender, ee Share leath? No, we'll go over unto him a x Ye will, will ye?” he drawled, “Well, I'l take ye on. I'll bet ye got the hardest name “Mine,” he eald, “is Hard- “When Edwin proposed to me I said T couldn't see my way clear to “| euppose I ought to be wearing eye-classes,” she said, “but | can’t.” “they did me more harm than good. My eyelashes would brash against them every time I j “TD might prim my pardon me, Miss Thornhill —Lucy—bet lt never noticed before how lovely your eyelashes are”— Manager—-Why don't you give a real whine when you are supposed Actor—But, my dear sir, that ts only sham pain.—Baltimore, Amer Ob! sweetest one, ala. rty)— Quickest man out of the of That's just what my finet ooand said, and he made good, too, they al- other clubs are I've signed up with the! there in this galaxy of fast com. , ance, |e4 for breeding “purposes, and if|because they stay out all night, it) THUD—Well, there's the Ca- words about the chicken ordinance exes are only wanted for the table| "DP. | booses—so-called. because they are please. Wt does seem that there are there need be no male with ‘the| SLAP—I thought perhaps you|always behind when it comes to the Big matters than chickens. For in-| better, and there Is hardly any| THUD—Oh, no, They're in the/ Kars, known as such because of stance, horse stables, large ang| °S¢ling, and they are all around bush league. By the way, I've got) their little pitchefs; and there's the eee. eee ae ij, move peacab#e without the male|” chance to join the Hardbolled|Forty Thieves, cute Gr vst ths hy, COR SON than with hin Pegs next month, | SLAP—Is that because they steal piggy a ia prego Macy Pride raisers, not the people who do|Hardbotled Eggs because they can't) THUD-—No, that’s because they Lake istrict Is prolific with these |t2inss as their grandfathers did|be beaten? are all ex-umpir And there's p h these | them, THUD—Nothing of the sort. It’s| another team called the Sob Sisters, because they always play to empty have our hens without any males in| our back yards, BANISH THE ROOSTERS Yours for our neighbors’ rights ROYAL Seattle, March 29, 1912 as well as our own oe Editor Star: The truth of the A POULTRY LOVER. | matter ig that roosters are a great — - | disturbance in any neighborhood, . and they should be put out of th é No Excuse city limits, and why I know fs that| “We sball never have her in an a I have raised them, and they have| her clifh we get up,” than myself, and { must have some|her for that, It seems to me that regard for my neighbors, as I wish-|she did the proper thing.” ed them to accord as much eonsid-| “I knew you'd think that. But it eration io me in regard to their| was her turn to entertain next,” ebilaren and pets, which I must/Detrott Free Press, | NO ALYM, NO LIME PHOSPHATE BAKING POWDER disturbed me at all times in the| “What's the matter? night, and I got rid of them because} 1 Hor mother died last week and Absolutely Pure I thought they must disturb others/#he resigned on that account.’ who did not love them far more| “I don't see how you can blame The only Baking Powder made fromRoyal Grape Cream of Tartar ay, Watch them and smell then: in| #4@ the eity limits, and let us buy|They finished last season away be-| bleachers, about a mouth. And let the poor| OM °888 for hatching, and give the|hind the Chasers. SLAP—I don't quite get that, man have his chickens, but pray l#!8@ poultry raisers more of a mar-| | SLAP—Call ‘em that, do they,| Empty bleachers? Mauk. Wie Gelcitana: ‘nace. tes the ket for hatchable egg Let the! because they always chase the pen-| THUD—Yesa—idle tiers, tabton A, H.” health department regulate us as to| _ ; , @leanliness and order, and let us Seattle, March 31, 1912 | Eliza Crosses Soap Boxes in the Same Old ¥ a Darn you, Simon Legree! Wel we're glad whe got across all right id| before the biack-« jheve always hated you. | We woul! 11.6 ploodhounds and there lent dtane—we moan |The children th got her Wo're all frm ; jike to whale you with @ blacksnake | oe ge eee no. just growed”! Cabin we rt whip and make you holler. She's just ax comical as how we seem to And Little Eva is dead! We caw! A sock company is playing |cxcuse tor sotng f her die, we hate to think how many| “U fncle Tom's Gavin’ at the Colt old play. 80 we aap Weve keen her|seum theatre this week. They're like it, you knows prrign Ake igh Wb lise | doing & bang-up busines - Mothe® tecth in anger Defiance. i fathers are taking the childre log nto & Tom, The mothers and fathers say {children like it, youknoy.’ Good joke, that. Of course the that tableau where the turns on Little Eva—dead-—though us weep. <a “There in a place awaiting you The |and we w ia the abode of future punishment jit make: said the man who, even though! And Tom's dead, too! Poor old} angry, styigés (% be discreet of| Uncle Te Good, faithful Unele| ehildren do tike it—all except the! Aand we wea speech Tom! But be bad spirit, Tom did.| But they don’t like it half and fathers took us to the mothérs and fathers Do you remember what Simon Le-| & os mage tong ety, oma ; ’ @ Sad one, “It don't seare me none,” replied Tom's Cabin” for the. the janitor, “I'll be kind of glad 10] gree says to him and what he says years and rears a get some place where the tenants|to the slave trader? “Now, nii : = hever complain because the radia el” nays Leg N tors are cold,”—Wasbingjon Even-|And Tom says, “An’ de good Lawd she abiindiia: euias NOt $0 sr nAnee, ‘ ing Star. hab merey on ‘ma soul!" . 1 Count Spaghett, And again, “I own you, body and] ™*"Ked the heiress stn Yh, not at all,” replied the disappointe me t” sage the . 4 suitor, St 3 soul!” says the trader, crackin “ a Sy ; mest a oe ages Rp whip, and Tom answers fo, ME he tells me he bas been in New York for quite a aid the man at the railway ticket| M&S": yo" own dis pore ol’ biack “Yes; but 1 always shave it : peer nat the railway UCket) body ob mine, but de soul belongs , always shave myself, you know,"=—Gathaly gi “{ didn’t notice anything peculiar wll = eee eee “Lam afraid that Bliggons plays golf on Sunday* about her,” replied the one who was) qafy.* . y "wuld the contemptuous rival. “But, A ae, waiting for his change, “When I gave her lower 8 she didn't ask if | couldn't fix it so she could be nearer the center of the car.”"—Chiengo Record-Herald he seven on which he does play it What a mean cuss Lawyer Marks We hate Simon Legree, but we despise Marks, Longer ago than we can remember, we have despined him. All the time tagging round ¢ after Simon Legree and doing his Tit-Bita, ENDS MISERY FROM INDIGESTION OR A SICK, SOUR, _GASSY Delicacy. dirty work. We'd like to kick Law-| _Th# question as to how long you! Stonmch, a and Mrs. Fite-Mle—Of course, I knowl yer Marke. are going to continue a sufferer |eat will not ferment re you do not care for me. Why, you| And Eliza Crossing the lee! We fram indigestion, Dyspepsia or out breath with % even forgot my birthday always think in capital letters when of-order stomach is merely a matter these aymptome Fite-Bile—A bit of delicacy on my|eontemplating that incident. Those| of how soon you begin taking some sour. out-of-order part, madam. [ did not fail to re-|bloodhounds! Whew! We know| Diapepsin. member that you had come to the|/fow they weren't really blood- If your Stomach is lacking in di pepsla are minutes after ¥ of digestive agents, such ss are; Dow, aid you will mt naturally at work in the stomach [table with « hearty People with weak Stomachs| ¥ you eat will should take a little Diapepsin oc-| cause your stomach castonally, and there will be no/ Will be clean and more Indigestion, no feeling like «| will know there fare mot gal jump of lead in the stomach, no *ny more bad heartburn, Sour risings, Gas on/|days for you. Stomach or Belching of undigested) and make you feel food, Headaches, Dizziness or Sick} living. point where your birthday ought to| hounds, but mastiffs, and pointers,|Gestive power, why not help the | pepein be forgotten.—Tit-Hits. and spaniels, and any other dog| stomach to do its work, not with) Go to your that happened to be handy, And] drastic drugs, but a re-enforcement 50-cent case of sometimes they refused to bark and growl Sor imes they waged their taflx, But what's imagination tor if it can't make you believe that even a Boston terrier is a blood hound? We know now, too, that it wasn't really blocks of ice that Eliza crossed on, but soap boxes. Any it was a risky thing to do, and Easily Arranged. “It seems to me,” he complained, fp you think entirely too much plothes,” 5 I don't, dear,” she hastily replied. “1 don't really think any-) thing of them. ‘an't you get some extra work to do or manage in some way to increase yout income, so that I can have something new?" — Chicago Record Horald. The Difference. “So Jack's going to marry her! 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