The Seattle Star Newspaper, April 1, 1912, Page 4

1 ~Womber of United Press. Entered at Seatfia, a By mati, out of otty, 360 per month up to six months, One year, $3.26. Babecribers to The Seattle Star will confer a faver by not Office at once of any fallure to secure prompt and remy the paper Star. dt | all, and paper Falln t at once. Main | Look at This Specimen ! Richard A, Sloan’s name is before the Ugited States senate nation for the LI JOB of federat judge of Arizona ent Taft has named him for the job sacred and that the recall SEATTLE STAR Phone clase mattor “ BIX months, $1.80 itvine UM ht leh Ask for the Clr arrive any 9400. Taft says judges are akin to murder, arson and treason { Dick Sloan, who is about to be translated from the ng humanity to the plane of a sacred demig Arizona aft tory: When statehood was being worked s head and front in the fight to give the new state one that suit the corpora a judge out in and was named by ter 1 constituti would ral employes and railroad lawyers lifed up with utfit Then President 1 until the recall of judges was taken out tution . took it out and were he recall back—but it runs offly The first statehood election was a hot fight and Richard A i the power of the ‘Taft administration and the road behind him, ran about as fast a did in Dakota primary Che people of the new state said “skiddoo” to Taft asks the senate to make Sloan the sacred dic 3 will sue and defend in the federal courts e courts altogether of Sloan as a judge thinks he Listen In December, 1905, a negro sleeping car porter assaulted white woman passenger and nearly killed her in her berth He was arrested. Tried before Sloan, then a territorial judge. Found guilty, Scathingly roasted by Sloan and sen tenced to 10 years in the penitentiary. The woman was offered money by the Pullman company, but refused to settle. She sued for damages. "Phe arrest and conviction of the porter would have been proof positive of the terrible outrage she had suffered, and so— Pullman and Santa Fe railroad detectiv - The porter was granted a new ¢rial. He was br same Judge Sloan NOT A WITNESS WAS HEARD; NOT PANELED; NOT AN ARGUMENT MADI t Sloan discharged the négro and HE WAS HUSTLED OUT OF TOWN ON A SPECIAL SANTA FE TRAIN This was on April 3, 1907. Just one year after the judge in the same court had coudemned the e pi most damaging evidence against the Pullman company been removed. And this is the sort of which that sacred thing—A JUDGE FOR LIFE—is to be manufactured and that, too, after he has been utterly repudiated by the people over whom he is to be the rtiler tor 1 Oh, Wake Up! Mr. Hearst's papers gleefully announce that he candidate and that the Califormia delegation to the democratic national convention will go to Champ Clark We would like to ask the California democracy how long Hearst has owned ber, soul, body and—skirts. Has anybody save Hearst authorized Hearst to pocket the delegation and go down to BaltinYore and present it on a platter to Champ Clark, Or tradé it in for some advantage to Hearst ? Seems to us that it is about time for the California democ facy to wake up and show that she has a soul of her own and that her soul is for Woodrow Wilson of New Jersey in par- ticular and the United States in general California democrats probably have nothing €lark or any other democrat equally as nationally, surely ought to be somewhat more brilliant than that of mere shoe-polishers for Willie Hearst's patent leathers. Get a move on! Seeing Things “Things are bewyg said now simila said just before the French revolution” rk may burst into flame, and that flame “Unle capitalists and the corporations and the rich and powerful thems: take a leading part in trying to improve ditions of humanity great changes will con ghty quic the mob will bring them.’ Was it a wild and woolly soapbox orator who said that half-crazedanarchist who shouted it Why, no! Thatis a report of what Mr. E. H, Gar of the board of directors of the United States Steel said at one of the “Gary Dinners gentl ere “bottle up 1p p Se aid it to the h Club. ————— Observations $200,000 gues fr such narci $365,961 ,000, « tional re nopoly HERE'S | for you. Mi » Turkey have sf cial a for that quality of the b age which i with water but the people won a8 Imitted to statehood and to state judges n.” Now ator. Corpo So escape He may be saered, but Arizona work ught before the $ went to A JUROR EM ame The had mer naterial out of inst Champ worl, their position, to the things that were This sy yet may soon come the ; | | from the street rer chairm where nen He bulb | | mesty * adulterated LABOUCHERE, famo man ct officers. H “Lam detained by an Over not dine him ahead « writer, wa eld up by Ger marek i tom wrote teleg 1 | sto’ t rat aying.| an} id sent} marck bearing custom ho They He na special train didn't even know HEADACHE, SOUR STOMACH, ~CONSTIPATION—CASCARETS) Farred Tongue, Bad Tagte, Indigestion Hegdaches come from @ torpid liver and cle your stomacli to become filled with undigested food, which sours and ferments like garbage in a swill barrel. That's the first step to untold misery—foul gases, bad breath, yellow skin, mental fears, everything that is horrible and nauseating. A Cascaret tonight will straighten you out by morning—a 10-cent box from your druggist will keep you feeling good for months, ° jallow Skin and Miserable bowelie which cause 10 Gents. Never gripe or sicken, 5 will not be a]} the “CASCARETS WORK WHILE YOU SLEEP.” out kiowin’ didn't fit” Though is rough th this world to be left in the cold Don't complain of your lot; ‘Twere worse when the gates of hereafter unfold, To be left in the hot POOR PLAYER Rloobs—My wife thinks ICs wick ed for me to play poker. Slobbs—It is, the way you play it, Philadelphia Record SAFE PLACE TO DRAW There is a venerable professor in the faculty of a Western upiver. ality who is the greatest sort of a fa vorite with the students there, says the Buffato Times, Indeed, on more than one otcasion numbers of the students have gathered in the old gsentioman’s quarters for an even ing’s pleasure, & most unusual feat ure in college life. Once, when the professor observ ed a new atudent gazing admiringly at a magnificent swora that hung | over his mantel, the instructor took tt down and waved it impress ively Never shall | forget, Sentlemen, said be with « Courish, “when drew this biade for the first time. Where did you draw it, sir?” asked the new student, unwarily. At a raffle,” sald the old gentle man. LIKED THAT OWE How do yo ike the ne church’” asked Mra. Gottalotte, as she hung one of her ropes of pearls! over the gold-plated electric bracket. It ts very beautiful,” replied Mra. Oldcastle, “bat it seemed to me that the acoustics were rather bad. ‘Oh, didn't you like them? Me and Josiah thought they were rath: er nice, expecially the one at the leftof the organ. Chicago Record Herald Hight} THE STAR—MONDAY, APRIL 1, 1912. Willie, if | ever catch you peely ing again when I'm kissing Mr Softy, I'll spank you.” Wor heavings’ sake, Sis, don't let om what a nasty disposition “Bought your seeds yet?” » and tell him.” “IMPOSSIBLE 1 wive :0u & aime If you'll tell my vival, Mr, Jones, when he calls that your sister is out.” Well, hand it over parlor wit Sis now He's in de rn go in “Nope; there was something wrong with those seeds T bought last year. ‘How was that?” “They produced exactly the kind of vegetables pletured in the cata logue.”-—tHouston Post, LOGICAL, BUT WRONG “I'm going to ride al the country,” said a Frenchman whose Hnglish waa not very perfect, to a friend in You should say ride in the country,” responded the Frenchman; come back T will knock tn your door.”—Huffalo Commercial “Ah! yes—very good, “ONE THING AT A TIME 1 came to awk for your hand and heart.” Well, you've got my hand haven't you? and my heart ix busy at THE RIGHT DEPARTMENT The meeklooking man walked spend my “Hold on, old man,” ment’ Record. LADY SAT VERY Quiet, Suarousven BY WER Two GRIPS AND MANY BUMpLES A SUDDENLY SHE JUMPED UP AND SROVTED FOR | THe conpucroR. WHEN || HE ARRIVED SHE SAID; } “IF THE CAR TURNED WouLD THE AIR ORAKE 2” || | BE GENTLE, SHE HAS HAD A Lor oF Trovee! FICTION AND PICTURES She--I've never yet neon a hero of the fiction sort There! | He—And I've never seen a girl of the fashion plate type. Bab! Cleveland Plain Dealer PRELIMINARY Mrs. Brown believed in treating | her servant ke a human being. So always al d her to have ee man in the evening. Mrs. Brown was also of al disposition, and, knowing} was entertainiug a new! stole, downstairs and! kitehen door. She got no reward for her pains. All lence | morning said to her! young But curious the girl he ened at the wa Nex maid Ma ms that young man of yours | very quiet. I never hear any { talking while be is here.” 1 you, mum,” replied | girl, with a blush « Kele that shy he’s done nothin but eat up to the present! | sound 0} bless A NEW ONE Peck's wife walks all over bim. He's what you might calla tel! escope husband.” What do you mean?” She draws him out, sees through him and shuts him up.”—-Boston Transeript AS FAR AS HE KNEW ay, old man, is your wife a * was when she left for Palm . last month, and | haven anything to the contrary in the ty papers.”"—Washington Her SURPLUS REOUCER Mother—I weally think you'd be}/ happier if you married a man who had leas money, Daughter—Don't worry, mother; he will have less in a very short time.Boston Transeript, SMART a Gabe—Perkins is a pretty bright fellow Steve®Yes; he has been married for tey years, and bis wife has nev- er been able to find ortewhere he hides bis change.—Cincinggti En- quirer, Counsel—Teh me, wae not the defendant in the habit of talking to himself when alone? Witness-—-I'm sure T don’t know, Counsel—You don't know? And yet you were intimate friends. Why don’t you know? Witness—Because | was never with -bim when he was alone-~— London Opinion, — Record again said the clerk; Marriage bureau on the left; three alsien down.”-—P@tladeipbia |, town. remarked the friend and when I INTO THE FIRE “rll Sx you for telling your fath- or 1 kthwed your alster.” “it you touch me, I'll tell ma about it, too, and dat's worser still” up to the book counter, “I want | Something to keep me home at night, show me my fanita, tell me how tol, you're in the wrong depart SHE. KNEW What is conscience *” foliowed by a dead silence. | ¢ call the thing that tellw ue when we do wrong?” agked|® What do the teacher ‘Urandma. HIS Dolle—I don't speak to Jacky auy Nelle-—-What's the trouble? Detie—1 told him the ladies’ ak askdd the Bunday school teacher. promptly replied "the littlest girl in the class approved the nd he had the impudence to agk iC it was ratified The was Phila PUN more. y I dressed by hair, Philadelphia Record. ‘WOULDN'T BE CAUGHT If | ever catch you Hatening you'll get a wotse one.” * I'll be much more carefal about it in de future, Sis.” “Here, Willie, take this nickel and] keep away from the parlor tonight.” “Bis said never from her gentl men friends, but Tl} tell her you" . Delicious Cake Pastries ) Fine | ddings Flaky €rusts The only Baking Powder made from Royal Grape Cream of Tartar “Original Mayors may come and go—out of town, The council may leave in @ ‘ody. And the board of public works may join in the trip. if it were not for the newspape the public would miss the bunch but vary little. Tig what would happen if the Called S Mayor’s Secretary Must Have weeney”’; But Listen tos [never exhibit @ a. | KoIn@ to have am tells the mayor, 'o spewk, ang what you're ‘lmore friendly spirit should be cul j unbert ‘|NO QUESTIONS ASKED to take bribes eet | S mayor's secretary left? Specula wolens in the matter, for the mayor's ctury always remains on the fob. He's there all the Um Ho's qne of the first to arrive in morning and one of the last to the evening the at's how it tary who annwers « Indy in Mal teband pickeg =a «though the the mayor who It's uch reg More Al Catlett has aoa catia about, ‘the fob ag i soni 4 secretary Catlett loaned the hicken ralsers tie ear this woek when they could not tell their troubles to the mayor and the c@uncll for the very sufficient reason that the latter were out of wn “The original mayor's secr must have been called Sweeney, says Catlett, “That's my explana jtion for ‘Tell it to Gweeney.’” It's up to the secretary to listen 70-YEAR-OLDS FORM A CLUB MONTGOMERY CITY, Mo., April] #omething important t tell The old folks of this city and] mayor. And of course every ‘ itor has the most important vielnity don't propose to be neg- n porta lected by the younger generation in| Des that ean possibly interest the Pi least 1a) ‘ol every ar ys #0 him thelr sel for pleasure dad workdly | or herself, as the case ma Porn this ond ® score of old men|¥e. They don’t have to’ prove tt who have passed the scriptéral age | ‘ey sdmit it It isn’t every one who cam be the of three score and tem have signed a call for all real old citizens to] M#YO"® secretary. That individual meet and organize an association | ha® gph Pan rg ae ¢alled “The Old “Men's Brother: Scaplaeer iS beseenen & teen 02 hood,” adopting this motto: “Hard-| 112°. statistician, and about every ship to none and helpful to all hing else; and, above all, he must The Rev. D. W. Graves S8¥® &) be “inhumanly unemotional. He must have no temper. He must inted by Mayor practicing law, and joe to the legal % ue into publle ¥ when he é r forees, vublle speeder ourgent ¢ ‘* message who has the via-| Catlett ea f ite @ tm received both an aw degree, being last year on eo under the of Harvard. He spring of 1907, fall, and Selle ae month later, Whea he gees to Wellsville some “is mer Om a vieit, with i vaby, the town . him with a pate: Moy. : ull remembered ag . or Wellsville ever mi x sid iene | & if, Any s om tivated among old people so they ‘ous aud heut one. ancther’s bur-| A FEW DIAPEPSIN WILL REGULA’ A BAD STOMACH IN FIVE dens, It is $0 needless to suffer from Indigestion, THIS PRIZE DOG PUTS OUT FIRE Heartburn or 2 sour, gasey, ues LOUISVILLE, Ky. April 1.--Af fuguishing a fire caused by hot coal falling from ® grate, a prize-winning collie owned by W. J. Atkinson, awakened its master to have a look at hie bilstered pews. The dog sleeps on the rug in front of the grate and during the Right live coals fell on the rug. 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Ita the quickest, surest and most harmiess stomach terres weennee DOG MOURNERS QuirT TOWN MONTCLAIR, N. J. April 1. A. ©. Lindsay and Miss E. ® Lindsay have anneunced their & intention of removing from Montclair because of the no- toriety thrust upon them through the elaborate funeral recently bestowed on their pet shepherd dog, Laddie Mise Lindsay and Mr. Lind- say displayed neuch grief over ‘& the death of Laddie, ® buried him in a $75 coffin and ® with $15 worth of flowers * See eee eee And He Still Lives | REDDING, Cal, April 1—After being knocked down and run com- pletely over by a locomotive here. Albert Johnson, the 2-year-old sot) of Jack Johnson, an electrician, tx | alive and well today. The child) was playing on the railroad tracks, | and Was unnoticed by the engineer. | The pilot of the engine struck the} little fellow and knocked him dow’ between the rails, the locomotive! then pasting over his body. 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