The Seattle Star Newspaper, March 22, 1912, Page 4

THE SEATTLE STAR Phones: Private Exchange Main #490 ang Independent 441 J "“Wismber of Waited Freee, Published Daily by The Star Publishing Oo. Bitored at Beattie, Wash, postoffice as second-class matior math out of clty, 20 vents per month up to six month Six months THE STAR—FRIDAY, MARCH 22, 1912. YOU KNOW THE KIND. Gaso—What 1 runabout? Lene—I guess so, it w |run about two milute and | enquirer. Ollie Fridemugy ' other day that pod him at the gate. “Brown,” he said firmly, “I'm sorry, old fellow, but 1f you don't way that Smith te better than Robin: | son you n't Sleep hete | And it was 2 in the morning Brown was 16 miles from home.— our mac plerg hut Yon 9 By, UL Te” One year, $4.28 Sabscribers to The Boatile Star will Office at once of any failure to secure 1% paper, oF Any attempt to substitute far it Me the re of the Management to F AIL and complaints are given courteous an Your paper failed to arrive any night by ¢ o'eiook kindly phone this erat once Main 9100 oF Ind. t41. Ask for the Clroulation Depart vent. “Alone With the People”’ The battle of the politicians, the songs of the hero worshipers, the plaudits ‘of the job holders, the mumble of the money changers were hushed. They used to hear the voice of the plain people expressed the first time in the presidential primary. “North Dakota,” called Uncle Sam on the roll “Will she answer ‘Taft’ or ‘Teddy’?” asked the country. “North Dakota,” repeated Uncle Sam. Then camé a roar out of the heart of the prairie, out of the free land at the foot of the Rockies, out of Mr. Slowpay—Where are you go ing? : . “ san} Tho Grocere-To the posteffice to the untainted air of the Great West, “Robert Marion) (0 oo vie poor delivery. serv La Follette!” . What La Follette? Bob La Follette, the man who stood:alone when the “progressive” leaders of state turned tail and fled, who deserted of his weakness and misfortune. of dearest friends or the the man who lifted him- the name “coming back” in Canada’ It was besten in the Is reciprocity total vote of the Dominion by only 38,000 votes, though local majorities Slowpay—What's the mat ter? The Grocer—Why, check you promised to mall me a week that Were so well distributed as to give its opponents a strong preponderance in parliament. | Now Western Canada ix plied high with wheat which can’t be sold.) ‘The coalition ministry at Ottawa is having lots of friction. Sir Wilfrid! & good many thonght-provoking speeches. The rect procity law is still on the statute books of the United States, We may reciprocate with Canada yet. Mexico and Uncle Sam E A good many thoughtful citizens fear the United States may be! : @rawn intg troubie with Mexico, while a good many others cannot see such a thing could possibly happen, except as a mere wanton act. Hes > English, German and French citizens are it large property interests of their countrymen. revolution, harm should come to those foreign citizens, | London, Berlin and Paris would promptly say to Wash- if the Monroe doctrine stands, then you must protect us us, the Monroe doctrine cannot stand.” case, the Stars and Stripes might cross the border ever come out again? the situation. “Ia your boss a kind man?” “Bure. My wite came down to It so,) Be ago hasn't reached me yet rouse id. The man not long married was look! julte dejected. “Why the matfer with you?” inquired one long Married “Well, my wife doesn't resemble my ideal at all.” “Umer,” heattated the off one, rubbing his chin thoughtfully- “does your ideal live anywhere ta your neighborhood? ton in Lippincott’s, W. J. lamp A Successful Run. “That Mexican revolution.” “What of itt” “Ie it a successT” “Must be a success. It bas been running more than three hundred football team, On leaving the place they con tinued the argument, and bad not "Treached any decision as to which was the better halfback—Smith or Robinson—-when they reached Mul- Mine’ front door, As Brown lived right out of the town he had arranged to sloop at his friend's, but now Mullins stop “Will you be my ownest own for ever and ever, darling?" pleaded |the lover “Do be reasonable, Percy,” lremonstrated the lady socialist, You know | don't approve of grant ing epectal privileges or encourag- ng Monopolies, #O please put your fn another form.” night? now, I understand,”San | Prancisee Chroniele, Naybor—1 sayy Subbubs, have you a footrule over there? | Subbube-—-Yea; one my wife made. Tt fo: "Use the doormat before en. toring.” | Naybor--Oh, . that | Teat's a twofoot Transcript _ won't do. rule.—Boston Taking a Mean 5 Brown and Mulliss were always arguing. Ove night they had been to the theatre together, and throughout the evening had discussed the focal ABSOLUTELY PURE The only Baking Powder made from Royal Grape Cream of Tartar If you | BS jdraw my pay one day while t was | J out on a job and he wouldn't let ]| her have 1."—Buftaio Express 2 More Dignified Now “When I was a@ tiny ‘ringh " said the man with little, CAB)| hair, “they used to call me Archie.” | “TI suppo bey with |§ Saves Butter, Flour, Eggs, and makes tere. plied to yourselt? Tt is eaventiad Prescription Pinkbams Compound ...+ fal Hepation a 8 & oa Warner's Sate Kido Cure an <4 dyrop ot Pigs Caxtorta Hromo Quinise Wine of Cardut Zymois Trokeye loriick @ Malted Miike «os Cascare ‘as Cooper's New Din- covery wy Cuticura Pills. Fy Doan’a Kidney Pills. S90 Garticit'e Tom : " Hood's Rersapariiia. 61.00 Tooth's Hyamel, COMPIOL® o. eee ae ALO Baby Foods Horlicks Matted Mitt Mellin’s Feoa 100 ned Sé0 Nestie’s Food ... 40c and 93.25 ale Mith Powder .... Imperial Grenam, 60-, te Brand Co: cs Relays Voos. 500, Se. Che, 83.10 Borden's Malted Mim " ose Be, The, CLOT Robinson's Barley . ‘me Nobiaees’s Greate Me # Pett FF FF edd Codd di deddd eee cree cere r eect e! Ssops « § “I believe you think more of your dog than you do of me.” “What makes you think that?” “Well, you never allow him to eat anything you cook.” A QUEER COMPLIMENT. “1 wish I could get my daughter interested in literature as you are.” ‘The lover of good literature has foys of which others have no con- ception.” “That's what I tell ber. And then, too, the well read girl can charm men with her conversational ability. | tell her that some day pauty and then ing to fall back jouston Post. @he may lose her @he won't have on like you did, WHAT MAKE? . ‘Tittle-—Hardup bought his wife B machine. Tattle—Touring, talkitig, sewing Br washing ?—Judge. Setting Him Right “Wasn't it David who sald: ‘All men are liars?’” asked the Office What We Forget Tommy—Pop, what are the sins Of omission? Tommy's Pop—The sins of omis- gion, my son, are those we forget fe commit.—Philadelphia Record. the c Plenty to Do “Don't you think the government @ught to regulate corporations?” “I don't know,” répiied Senator Borghum; “sometimes | think a Government official has enough to do to get elected to a job and hold On to it without assuming any more responsibility,” — Washington Star, Every Garment Progress | “Mabel, you're wasting your time With that young Mr. Poonkley. 1 don’t think he haw any idea of be- coming serious.” “Oh, mother, you're mistaken, Hie told me last night that his hat was in the ring. All I've got to do fow is show him that dee wants me@,”——Chicago erald, ey Oo N We Guaranteed to Fit and Satisfy Answers, London. “Binks ‘9 @ very selfish man There waa only one time in his life | ber when he showed an attachment for | quirer, any one but himself.” “When was that?” sheriff.” Advertised Family Remedies You have undoubtedly noticed many times w the usual crowded conditions about the patent Have you stopped to consider the signi THESE PRICES IN EFFECT EVERY DAY IN THE WEEK HE MEANT WELL The Club Member—#he graceful carriage. The Rounder—You ought ta ner motor ¢ Cincinn i * has When It Was , “in movin’ picters a farmer's yhon-he was serving a term a4| daughter ailus carries a sunbonnet Baltimore American, jan’ a milkin’ stool.” f EVERY day is cut-price day at “The Owl” Store. We keep our prices uniformly low level always. 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