The Seattle Star Newspaper, March 13, 1912, Page 4

THE STAR—WEDNESDAY, ‘4 THE SEATTLE STAR Phones: Private Hxchange Main #440 and Independent 441 HE COULD TEACH THAT ~~ EAT CABBAGE, ONIONS OR SAUSAGE WITHOUT DREAD OF INDIGESTIoy “"Waimber of United Pre lished Daily by Phe Star Publishing Oo. — | Mer ae ane A bene par mente Sp teak meatiia Mls month | No misery-making gas, heartburn or sour, upbet r you will cat a few Diapepsin occa ionally, he Seattle Siar will confor a favor Gye tying Tile any failure to secure prompt and regular delivery if her paper for ‘The Seattly OUTBURSTS OF EVERETT TRUE. | HT lets Menite of the manawament to neture. the Lene service all and re a are Sigal ght by enoeMe i pitantion wis — Your paper failed to arrive any night’ b ete a Ea r he Clreulatton Depart- - Bhice ‘at once, Main 9400 or Ind. 441, Ask for the Ctreu! " mech SAY EVERETT, | 968 THAT daca. ae a orrodite. rit munct. “ROW UO noe as pastas eae DIAPEPSIN opposite my PLACE. HOW MUCH We wonder what sort of a pension, if any, congress will give Hd Fickert, a Spanish war veteran now at Stockton, Cal He is alive, yet as good as dead, He has a wife and four children, yet they are not his, He bas youth, yet he is old. He has a future, Yet no hope, He bas committed no crime, yet his every step will be under guard. He is not vielous, yet all men will avoid him as they would death. Ho ts « Uving, breathing, walking corpse, He ta human, and his tough moans the tortures of hell, He ts created In the Image of God, wad all men's eyes tarn from him tn horror. He 4s tnnocent, and those tlesue paper flowers ter pay her dart Dip YOU PAY FOR ITT way through a course o° FOR INDIGESTION botany.’ - “A ‘bon vivant’ a feller who koepe on eatin’ till he can’t git up from th’ table” ‘ “Even of th’ tent were empty, people would continue ter crawl under th’ canvas.” . . vhat are you going to teach the children in your school of de- Do some foods you ent hit back-taste good but work ; ment into stubborn lumps and cause @ sick, sour, gassy pelea “Abe Lincoln didn't lai Mr. or Mra. Dyspeptic, jot this down: + Lieye jt it deem th ee aud fortunate beside him. A portment? 4 8 ye aah eo See sisters toss he laves and who love him, All the gold them anecdotes some o' th’ time, he |" siiow to sit, stand and He prop-| thing, leaving nothing to sour and you, ‘There never wa of Croesus caunot make bim place amongst bis fellows: Amidst mill- didn't tell any o” them ali o’ th’ iD thing so safety quick, #0 certainly effective. No ditterenes hee time, an’ he didn't tell ali o' them your stomach {s disordered you will get happy relief in fons, he is alone. “Avast!” Ba Fickert ts a leper, United Press dispatch from Columbus, O.: “When Bryan had finished his address he was accorded a tremendous ov tion, even greater than that which was given Re He is the one thing that society will have none of Not vast wealth, nor mighty product of brain or hands can win him a corner in which to live as do his fellows, side, the footpath to the graye, and all those hurrying thither ory - We wonder if, from the mess of fraud and jcane and political pollution, congress will bring forth the right thing this veteran, bis wife and babies. He walks not tn, but be- nosevelt a THAT 1S NONE OF | YOUR BUSINESS #! any time.” Warning Him He (anxiously)--How long, dar ling, will tt take to complete your trousseaut She-—All the rest of my married life,—Life. Bhe Indeed “Well, I see that that jackass El derberry has gone and put his head iy. “Yol, you only need to teach my children to sit and stand. 1 the press agent of the Folly thea tre.” - THE REMEDY The itinerant preacher was look “No Wonder,” he mused, ithe congregation didn't get power today, for I see that this is indeed a short elreuit.” Hin sermon that evening electri- “that arm | bu ing over the morning's collection. | sto stot wure. no bell the | you feel fine. Go now, make the best investment you ever made by fifty-cent case of Pape’s Dinpepsin from any drug store, in five minutes how needless it ls to suffer from Indigestion, it what pleases you moet ts that fr mach so you can eat your favorite foods without fear, Most remedies give you reilef som condition so the misery won't come back You mach—diat strengthens and 5 mee—they are \s your stomach ia ad different as soon as Diapepsin comes in contact ress just vanishes—your stomach gets ching, no eructations of undigested food, your head Diapepsin is quick, positive and p i. sald Hawking. “He's got it in the noose-papers. Harper's Weekly, On the Prince “When I was abroad I was con stantly taken for a certain crown prince whom I believe I resemble.” fied bis audience.—Memphis News-| or any stomach disorder, Beimitar, Bryan had declared UNRE- ndges, few days ago.” By the a, SERVEDLY for the recall of jv ‘A Seattle woman suggests to The Star that if Roosevelt would confine his work to The Outlook and Bryan to The Commoner, both might do the most good for their country. Come and A SIX-CYLINDER COURTSHIP “Bo you wish to marry my daugh- ter?” “You, sir.” “And can you support her motor car in the style to which it has be re “1 suppose you had to outicome accustomed?” — Houston |h ceeccmemsesemmnmetommm theisn Trath of the Situation some large tiga ete “No, I let the prince get the rep- mt We do not need to argue for the quality and reltabitity: We wonder if the railroads, chambers of commerce and various AMBITION furniture we sell—but any live business, growing and anxioug “So your daughter haa decided - to go upon the stage?” A Ready Giver “Yea. We talked it all over, and “I approach you in « worthy | decided that some one will have te cause, Mr. Titewad. We want to} fill Sarah Bernhardt’s place soon.” raine $100,000. prominent philap- |—Detroit Free Press. thropint contribute a weil! wi quarter of {t.” “Oh, well” sald Mr. Titewad,) vac; hastily, “1 don't mind giving an ROCA other quarter. Can you change a half?" —Housekeeper. is going to persistently present its facts. The store that serves: should be modest. Our new stocks are now bere and we wish you to come: them, No store in Seattle sells reliable housefurntshings than we do, and our iiberal credit service is always open to institutions of California will take as much trouble to spread Srondonst' through the ast the resolution adopted by the board ef warning the unemployed away from San Francisco, as they Tecently took to circulate a postcard invitation for them to come. The railroad postcard depicting a prosperous condition of affairs fm California, and conveying the impression that exposition work had Deen started, proved, no doubt, an excellent thing to separate a great many Eastern people from their money for fares to California, But these boomers for personal revenue would play the game a whole lot fairer {f they would state the truth. Calffornia undoubtedly presents Wonderful opportunities to the investor, but not, at the present time, to the laborer who arrives, expecting to find a job ready for bim to fill, hen there is not enough work to keep those already In the state em- ANCIENTS UP TO DATE Adam confost. “There is probably a dictograph up the tree,” he remarked. The Ancient Mariner mourned. “Water, water everywhere, but not an Individual drinking-ecup!” be cried. ‘Yherefore he went thirsty. Jack the Giant-killer lamented, “Inatead of an invisible coat, I'd rather bave invisible Mannels,” he erted. Herewith he dutifully donnéd what his wife commanded. Noah took the donkey and clephant aboard. “Lookout and compass,” he explained, “They wil) point with pride and view with alarm.” Would Linger Longer | In a storm at sea, the chaplain asked one of the crew if be thought But the railroad booster and “Big Business” do not spread broad- It would mean less revenue in railroad east this sort of information. ysatom was banging by his hair, fares for one, and fewer poverty-stricken people for the other to hold aria fh was a charey-tren and Witie George Washington Wool | y danger. @s a club over the working class, . = - replied the sailor; “if > a a ik come along, . it blows as hard as it does now we Say, Mr. Seattle Visitor, have you any weather like this shall all be in heaven before twelve “back home It couldn't be any more than matched, any- YEARS WELL SPENT o'clock tonight, The chaplain, terrified at the’ ox pression, cried out, “The Lord for- bid.” —Life. One of Pittaburg’s leading manufacturers Goes not think so wey e of a college career, He wan taking « follow magnate to ther day “Well, 1 bear your son is through college.” Yea, be's through.” “Put in four years, | « pose™™ “Four years.” “And did be learn anything whatever that wae useful during those four yearst™ “Ob, yea. Ho learned to operate an automobile so well that we have put him in charge of one of our big electric trucks,"-—-Pittsburg Post. + 2 ay. Good evening. Fixed up your garden yet? Let's make - Beattle’s home more attractive than ever this summer. . We Guess Yes! “Does Massachusetts stand for anarchy in untforms?” asks Boston Sausages and Art Robert Henri, the painter, was talking about those millionaires | who buy, merely to show off, doubt-| ful “old masters” at fabulous prices. | “Thelr knowledge of art,” Mr. Henrt said, “ts about equal to that of the sausage menufactufer who Absvent-Minded Professor—Piease ‘At this distance, she so appears to be standing. CYNICAL * jeald to Whistler: cancel that order I gave you you tapped Leader Ettor into jatl, because It was feared} “1 don't believe that story about Noro fiddling while Rome burned” | | ° What would you charge to do/terday for gas fixtares, Clerk—-Why? 2 sald) Absent-Minded Professor—When Whistler promptly I got home my wife reminded me of “But euppose I furnish the ollt fact that our house ts lighted) said the millionatre."—Dallas News, | with electricit say something, at Lawrence. pom uniform, proclaimed that children even with their parents’ consent. how this belonged to military business it to the fact that Sweetzer was in untform. Marshal Sullivan rushed departing children manhandled their mothers, after a fashion Cuba blush with inferiority, and, there being “Why? “Any true musician would have known better than to try to hold an audience while the fire department was turning out."—Washington Star. A WINNER “Was the charity ball a success? “Oh, yea, indeed. They say the gowns tnust have cost a half-million, at least.” “And how much was raised for charity?” “Why, nearly $700, Wasn't that flaeT”—Cleveland Plain Dealer, AFFECTIONATE Scads—Blinks ts a lucky old dog; bis wife fairly worships bim! Stacks—Yes; but she carries it too far sometimes, I was out there| to dinner unexpectedly the other day, and she served up a burnt offer- Labor pothog “Ten thousand dollars,” = a noose SAY, WHAT’S BECOME OF OPERA GLASSES? THEY’RE SCARCE NOW a Solid Oak Center Stand A popular straight line Stand made of solid oak in the mission or golden finish, made with 24- inch square top and square shelf. Regular price $4.50. Special to morrow only— $2.85 Seattle’s Largest Housefurnishing Sto-e Buy Now Pay Later aniforms. ‘There has been some Iittle criticiam of the bloody, brutal business, to be sure, but we guess that Massachusetts stands for anarchy in ant forms, all right. We grieve to see anarchy in uniforms take hold in | Massachusetts, too. It is apt to encourage anarchy tn overalls. A wonderful value suitable for Mase ot te houses, ete. golden finish; $7.00; special for Wednesday DIANA’S DIARY Miss Dilipickies Has Her Fling 8 Moving Picture Heroine Before She Will Marry a Certain Sensitive Young Man. THEY'RE «getting Teddy mad! Oh, they're a getting Ttddy mad! o 0 °o TWELVE new theatres to open in New York by Labor day. Gay old) lace, that metropolis. o ° o HARMON-UNDERWOOD press agent says Underwood “dethroned” W. J. Bryan. Yes, he did—not! ° IF NEVADA were as thickly have nearly 66 millions of people. By FRED SCHAEFER, o °o populated as is Rhode Island, it would Did you ever happen to stop toythe kind audiences took pity ponder on this fact We seldom |'em! fee bow opera klasses in use at Eleanore Falke, comedienn: the theatres. playing at the Orpheum this week, And why? You'll find no one; has a little idea of her own. The who cnn answer the question sat. | little dancer seems to think that the infactorily. use of opera glasses has a tev At one time it was all the rage| dency to take the edge off a per to be straining your optics at the | formance, as their use enabled the on} o oO oO THE only thing settled In polities is that Willie Hearst won't take fhe democratic nomination away from Champ Clark o ° ° WE WANT a commission to interpret the Sherman anti-trust law, Bays Seth Low. Jerusalem, Seth! haven't we got Taft's supreme court? ° ° ° BLOCK of granite estimated to be 230 feet long, 65 feet wide and All the feet about 75,00 A , ret re Tren te renee mention wt graceful figure of the play houso|spectators to too readily see the | wi nee Citi we ae | woubrette through the lens of the | faults of the performer AND now maybe we'll have to go to blacking eyes to decide whether opera gli in ite day was just as| Be that as ft m the nickel-in PIKE 81. AND FIFTH AV. Amundsen or Scott has found the Seuth Pole. with any lectures, gents, this time. But you don't catch us o © ° REV. CLARK CARTER favors child labor. He's a city missionary, hired by that American Woolen Co. He'd took fine in old man Rocke. have the glasses you were consid ered entirely out of class. Now it ig different. The opera glass has come and nearly gone. And why? ‘The theatre managers can't tell us, nor can the actor the-slot opera glasses have been re- moved from the backs of theatre chairs, and only now and then do You seo glasses leveled at the stage. Alveolar Den Does Away Entirely With Partial Plates # Ordinary Bridgework feller's galaxy of smocked nypocrites. the public don’t | °o ° o MME. PAQUIN, big Parisian dressmaker, draws a salary of $60,000 @ year and owns a large interest in the very profitable establishment besides. Not bad for a “mere woman.” oO o o 79,549,951 BARRELS of Portland cement were produced in the U. 8 fh 1919, having a value o1 $68,206,800. The cement industry is one of the know, ‘They each have an idea, all| different, yet one as reasonable as the other. j Carl Reed, manager of the Moore, | says it 1s just due to fashion. ‘The opera glass in it sday was just on the kike derby is today—a fad for a Alveolar Teeth, wun” a wy ‘Tho average dentist practicing his World's three greatest extractive industries, day, and then it dies. Manager protecsion and. the qvermge patient) =). sees ee oe 6 McKenzie of the Metropolitan | }availing himself of the service has only ae FIFTH Missouri district votes Roosevelt 5,565, Taft 290, and Aaso- thinks the actors Influenced its |but a very faint conception of the importance of dentistry and the re sponsibility it involves. In its pre eminence it covers a vast field of knowledge, experience and skill Resides his labor and time, this ts ta dentist sells and when you oth, his KNOWLEDGE and his | 1 Ceeth, a ee Y And these are the things done by the ridgework i t you most, since the Ciling | bridgework the constructing und re ri a betes ae constructing of the tooth is merely | /Atk® hensoneke oy mechanical engineering whose value | oul nily high-class and perfected quality Is dt pele at Nth. the beat disappearance. McKenzie says that | actors, being so modest, disliked to be scrutinized so closely by the j audience, and that it had a ten- dency to unnerve a few of them, so ciated Press hastens to say that Bili’s friends “did not actively partic! pate in the primary.” Golly! it looks that way to a man up a tree! “Please,maw!” “Speak up, Edwin, my cherub.” “Have the Italians whipped Tur- key yet?” “There {s absence, Edwin, of any news of capitulation. It is there fore safe to assume that the Turk is, technically at least, uncon- quered.” “The Italians haven't quit trying, you have only two Side, say molare, we 068 Tront teeth chat are, stiful, serviceable, o 0 °@ A VERY literary editor down in Boston says that Cousin Bill Taft sprang from the womb of time a generation too early, with his ad- vanced ideals of pi jon.” Gosh! And there isn’t any incubator big enough to dully develop Bill, even if we could stuff him into it. The Calocide Foot Treat- o ° o WHAT won't that fellow Burbank discover next? Now he says that the fiber of the spineiess cactus is an excellent substitute for rubber in the manufacture of auto tires, and that one leaf of the plant can be ment Really Works Wonders converted into ten gallons of paint. Millions of who endure | have they? entirely by the Knowledge wh Pintic Alveolar ee - i datly torture m nore feat will No, Rawin Peace, although it} behind it. All things go by s i jon thi here ideratum, remati | ¥ painiess, T) A SIDE-STEP is now a simple treatment that poai- | ™8Y, be & des! , FOMAINS AS) Foccion . which iasue. mat “What is your occupation?” asked the good woman, as she handed pl i a A foot” all- [de Mang» The Ghoose your Dentist a. you would | cutting Inte the GAkE . cs ' handes é is Fe ° ni c 0 , ° ¢ he tooth question is} 1 P hi , ut the fourth roast-beef sandwich. “V've seen you,” he wrote, “as The Little Mother of Slattery’s Alley,| joudnye to worn and cailousen, bun. |" ete ine wena on.’ |S'tmportant ome ang one watch wit | equal. which Weuiitaaas “L am an ex-pounder, madam, My delivery has become impaired and | worship the kind-hearted disposition you reveal. nai awollen.| erat ts, just what I have | pA pe, SR Bl age Peet ted | 2 Carine Po ap hy Ota and I find it very difficult to get a bout,” answered the weary traveler. IL Alonzo, ‘The picture is being iis “an dletated, ny chia.” ave lucldly | anewered only tn. setking dentistry incurable, t= anpmn aaa ‘Thereupon the one-time pugilist took his leave, and the good woman| As moving picture leading lady|Shown at home, and Alonzo, you sweaty feeti! “But it's funny there ain't substantiallty and truest merit murmured “Poor fellow!”—Judge. at Motion Bros.’ studio was a suc-|°88 bet, was a first-nighter. “I've chilbisiog sacl more battles heard of. How cantthy meneethine oes ee Re seen you,” he wrote, “as “The Little Ee Wee 201s war oo oat cess at once—I may say, right off| Mother of Slattery’s Alley, and I the reel, I'm features this week in| worship the kind-hearted ‘dispoul- ete ere |. “Ob, tt ts easy enough, my boy, asas nue in Alveolar | Dani “The Little Mother of Slattery’s|tion you reveal. I know I am get- ment because | for the war to go on without bat-| Portland and Seattle offices, and we A of our Alley,” ‘which is a plece where a| ting @ prize in ypu, Diana, for your it works right tles are confident that nearly if teen times, and @ lass of the wlums gathers in all of tenderness and sympathy ts some- m the causo of the|,. 1 Understand, maw—it's easy for| fret the fwork is reterens * the poor, neglected brats whose|thing rarely met with.” ur feet {the war to co on now because there| tory in every way ar exc | city and state enki jparents are in jai! and washes| This should have made me feel folightful: use it for a week and /ain't no fighting.” thelr expectations. We can refer te ALVEOLAR DERE |their faces and feods them mo-|right chesty, and it did. Coming Will be « {hing of) Then Edwin went out and played =¥ we have actually of unque Pyorrhea 1 Abington Bldgs t cable Haight Bh war with the boy next door, but it * wasn't an easy war, because Ki win found the other lad wouldn't jatand for any of that “statu quo” stuff and insisted upon bloodying his nose, ound in a basin he feet in this ites, gently mas e parts.” This is a home t 40 fined to d druggist not happen to lasses bread and teaches them to from Alonzo, it is no hot air. T say their prayers. It is very sobby,.| know Alonzo too well. Alonzo, like | but has a happy ending when a rich) so many of your Irresproachable BAKING i 0 W | gent who wears an overcoat with) young men, can't kid, But in this Absolutely Pure |a fur collar discovers her and|case it sort of worries me. Does The only Baking Powder made to boost the good work, tkesw|SULE? faut aituye chneat ia fromRoyal CrapeCreamofTartar ably cured (loose teeth.) ment Ci 6 but supply it. If he ¢ have tt In stock h wet It in a # from his w slo house, cent package Is said 4 Private Lessons | © © mien, | SUSE P every day and evening). 1013 THIRD A |MAIN 1043 ays (ree, Dano- |that when Alonzo Edam, my fiance,|"Little Mother” films. They're saw it he would be real resigned! making me*rehearse one now that's to the postponement of our wed- called “Lady de Menthe's Stolen ding day to allow of me taking this| Nail File,” and in that I don't pull Job, ‘any sympathy or tenderness. 4 Sure enough 1 got a letter from | (Continued.) “Did you lend that forgetful friend of ours the book he asked for?” “Yes, But I took care to borrow his umbrella the same day.” Washington Evening Star, NO ALUM, NO LIME PHOSPHATE be confused with patent medi es. Insist on getting the genuine lole. Adve, rar Wednesday, Friday urda Main 11; ted, TOR Bs