The Seattle Star Newspaper, March 12, 1912, Page 4

Secunda ae a THE SEATTLE STAR _Phones: Private Exchange Main 9490 a Independen' 5 Bt “at Seattle, Wash. powtattice as bd aS ee ‘iw out of ity, 38 venta por month Up te six montha Eien ka ile Sta F ta By no itying tot At once of an r ‘re delivery 0 regu! paper, or any attempt to subs ti anot per for ‘tee Beattie ree ie tho desire of t te secure th Ranh cor A ribaper dailou to arrive ony gh Rnalyghene,t ha a Taper kt Berise' once. Main 9400 oF “Kan! for the Clreulation - - tion, declares the court, isn't bound to the man gets the title, All it has to Btupidity goes for purity of heart, @ny corporation snicker with fol But how can you blame Gilbert -1N THE BARNYARD. IN BIADVILLE. vi “Look! Did You over see any Landlord Crow—What'’s the mat- ne See than thowe little ducky 14, sow? ‘Hm! Worth about 15 cents a . pound, and my chicks will bring 20 In refuses his potatoes. Says there's tn any market.” there no potato bug on them. dummy entrymen, were so pure : ing about fraud interfered of how to grab Idaho from BETWEEN THE ACTS First Ferocious Bloodhound — You're the most solemn-lookin’ member of this company. THE STAR—TUESDAY, MARCH 12; 1912. Owl—On what grounds? TINY PRINCESS, IN REVOLT, WISHES SHE WAS PROSPEROUS GROCER’S WIFE HOR! COSTS MORE BUY LA But the cost of living eat mens the rich,” declared the Second Feroctous Bloodhound — A dog star is always Sirius. Leopard--Why, she got Artist DeMonk to sketch windows her neck and went as @ skyscraper, Bequirret—I got an ancestor what ‘was a fyin’ squirrel. ANOTHER : eg ee eran coe srtene fe Bs apne som oer cum T° exclaimed Senator Goldentoga. “You ought to see the A woman entered Cossitt Library the other day and solicited the assistance of a lean desk clerk. ‘i “I am searching for a book called “The Dentist’s Infirmary,” she said. “The president of our literary club told me to get It. “The Dentiat’s Infirmary?” repeated the clerk with « flection, vainly trying to associate such @ book with euch @ stud; “vi replied the woman; “it's ali about devils and angele such like,” The light of understanding dawned on the puzzled face of the clerk: “Ob, you mean Dante's ‘inferne!’ ”—Momphis News-Bcimitar, * SOCIETY ® Mra. Newlyrich—-No, Tm no good at bridge and I can't run a gasoline cas to aave me. The Social Guide--That's unfortunate. It makes It necessary for me, to introduce you into the slow and respectable set.—Clevelaad Pials| Dealer. IT WAS BASY “Mary, did you break this cup?” “Ob, Mary, bow could you!” “It was easy enough, ma'am, Wan little knock against the edge of | the sink done it.”--Chicago Record-tierald. JUDGING FROM WHAT SHE SAW He—Did you ever observe what a difference clothes make on one’s mind? Now, when ! am tn my riding togs I'm all horse; when I have on my business walt my mind's full of business; when I get into my evening dress my mind takvs @ purely socia) turn. She—And I suppose that when you take a bath your mind's an utter blank ?—Stray Stories. AE ee lad is a dancing figure in bronze, which rides the cap on engine hood. < a e oe commission on industrial relations ls now proposed. its watchword. . aa: AMCHITECT CHAMLES E. WHITE, of Chicago, says 1912 ts the oe. eee Sent Ma? the NORSIRE: | satan Dilipiekion Hse Her a Moving Ploture Hereine Before advance by Standard Olt on naptha, We're dissolved Fling She Will Marry a Certain Sensitive Young Man. By FRED SCHAEFER. be is o 8 o _ YOU can talk sbout the muddy Mississippi, but the Amazon carries metric tons of solution and sediment to sea overy year. And oO ° newest grand opera star, is only 20, but & feet 1 only 98 pounds. But she’s all American, and she's her way. ° o 6 AFTER spending about $5,060,000 experimenting in an unsnccessful balloon, Germany has at last voted o o © TWENTY-EIGHT men and 2,003 women attended a matinee perform- eee ee She's not dis- e ting in numbers, the matinee girl. o °o “Of course I'll support the nominee, whoe is probably the oniy big hunter who expects from discharges at both the muzzle and touch-bole Home Baking, | | Better every way than the ready | Me and Alonzo talked over whether | should consent to becot a temporary fivecent Bernhardt, A BERTILLON EXPERT. “Ah! I ee you have a new cook, my deart’ “How do you know it?” “I noticed the imprint of a strange on my soup plate.”"——Brown- “Bee here, Mr. Huggins,” said the trate landlady to one of the board- x been flirting with my daughter, and last night I saw you kiss her. Now, I want to knew AL LESE MAJESTE. The chairman (suffering trom nervousness on his first appear. ‘ance in the chair and rising after the toasts have been drunk): “Gentlemen, now that the King and are drunk—you may smoke.” Sketch. HE KNEW THE PARMERS, “Things look very bad for you out in the county.” “Ie that so?” “You, they're all waiting for a chance to ask you some rather 3REAKS UP A COLD AND CURES GRIPPE IN SEVERAL HOURS You can surely en@ Gri sroak up the most severe and ther sft SE EE $i 88% Heat irattt fy Join with others in congratulating you upon the noble stand you toot Believing that in behalf of George F. Cotterill's/ ance we have sigually honored our- Ives in our attempt to honor tim, PEs the cause | power mt ot the ‘people o> woe of pro-|fest itself until by common consent found satisfaction to us all. If you) he is proclaimed en ideal mayor. could hear the encomiams of praise Very be ier uttered in behalf of The Star by ALICE McCANN, the supporters of decency. during 620 Melrose Ay. N. Petarat ‘ait right, my boy. Don't fan't this the Frivolity worry. Jast issue a statement that he inquired. 3 T'm one of the original Roosevelt was the . “This is third term boomers. That will r.”"—Tit- swing them into lise.”"—Detroit COULD COMPR' looks so like her daughter that you cannot tell them apart. And thea try it on the daughter.”—Variety IT USUALLY DOE Life. eros csanae te Bukicat” change in ne Ni Swissco Grows New Hair it has made small change.” Judge. HIB COOK A REAL TREASURE After addressing a women's cook- ing club, a famous lecturer was be- sloged by the members, who ques- ‘tioned him about his own household, al bout his kitchen in particular, you satisfied with your someone asked him. special tertais work used tw be made foods 1. It never rains but it comes down in bucketfuls, Just now I am the LUCKIEST of girla. I have be- come engaged to be MARRIED! And at the same time I've con- nected with another life ambition —I'm going into moving pictures. Of course the main event is iny engagement. Alonzo is the DRAR- EST boy. I have known him a long time and he is « perfectly model young man. No bad habits and a good steady worker. I promised to be his, gun to embroider E's for my trousseau-~-Alonzo’s last name be- ing Edam—when atong comes more good fortune just at a timo when it was rather embarrasing. The re- sult Je that I've had to postpone my wedding day. But I must explain. Mr, Motion of Motion Bros., the great film peo- ple, has beon here with o dazzling ‘Offer. His leading lady 18 on the bench with several broken slats 9 cotved from jumping off a oli and missing the met in @ lover's leap stunt as an Indian maiden. And he came to me because I'd an application in since the summer of 1908. He said he'd let me work un- til his leading lady recovered. Of course I was simply wild to take it, but there were my wedding bells to consider, ani Alonzo bas been so patient. Me and Alonzo talked it over while Mr. Motion kindly awaited to find out whether I consented to become a five-cent Bernhardt, “Let me enjoy a little farewell excitement, Alonzo, love,” I pleaded, “before I settle down with you for life.” Like the noble soul he is he Jest gave way. And because I bave to go down into the country to Motion Bros.’ studio, he will keep in touch with me by mail and by watching me every day in the mov- ing pictures as they're exhibited, (Continued.) tive In appearance as one wonld = about her disposition?” “T think it is about perfect. ‘on e wae jnaynel exclaimed baie the ma Take harmless Gompo' trons, who had been having trouble directed, without interference with] with her cook. “It's a wonder you and with ¢he/don't marry the girl. Knowledge that there ts no otber| With a satisfied smile, the lectur medicine made anywhere else in the) er replied, world, which will oure your cold or] =“ xactly what I did. My ‘tthout any other ugsistanee of Sed] yu nen Soieotny, oe —Younstown Tele; 5 after-effects as a 25 cent ae ASLEEP AT TRE SWITCH: Wala “er Yourself Out Whee You hs, Sites Same f Pape’s Cold 4, which want "Changes gray Stceted iit , Compoun any WRONG BOX OFFICE to ot dyeing truggist in the world can supply. She was a vory naughty girl tojor H yontneal eofor win vt ot "I Pape’s Cold Compound is the re|put the subscriber on the wrong ee * ete) troubles. sult of three yoars’ research at a}number, and she ought to have cost of more than fifty thousand dol-|known better. Being in & hurry, lara, and contains no quinine, which|the subscriber promptly asked for we have conclusively demonstrated] a box for two. \s not effective in the treatment of] “But we don't have boxes tor colds or grippe. * sald a startled voice at the! nae | you. vice without ehand