The Seattle Star Newspaper, March 11, 1912, Page 4

a THE SEATTLE STAR Phones Private Exchange Main 940¢ ard Independent 441 ~~Siember of United Press. Pal siaet Sally by The Star Publishing Co. a tered “Fi oat je oond-class matter. By, mai tet ae hiay Sy beats por’ month up te pix tmontina. Bix: month B70. year, Vise Subsertbers at once ol favor by wotitying tits nt regular deity r paper for The Seattle the Lest service pt attention. | tf night by € oolock kindly phone th hd Et “Raat oe the Clrquiatton Depart- 0 The Hoattle Star will confer ¥y failure to secure prompt m or a ttempt to substitute an Bir It te the desire the management to ‘all and complaints are given courteous an! p fxilon Wo arrive ‘a Bérice'at once “Malo ¥400 oF ment a | Progressive, But Timid While he has progressed considerably in his views on recall of the judiciary since his attempt to turn Arizona from} that policy, Col, Roosevelt still has much to learn on that subject before he catches up with the common people. itsel ys the colonel, which shows that he has at least got as far as Judson Harmon, who thinks the recall bad for the Ohio constitution, but likely enough a good thing to try on justices of the peace in townships, , ay Recall of the judiciary, Theodore, is mainly aimed at fed- eral judges, the judges who are not selected by the people, and hence are largely the creatures of party necessities or ad- vantages; the judges who are appointed for life, and hence are even irresponsible to the appointittg power, as well as all others; the judges to whom may be carried, provided one side to controversies has money enough to fee lawyers, almost very important issue, no matter in what community oF court it originated. “There is one kind of recall,” declares the colonel, “in which I very earnestly believe, and the immediate adoption of which I urge. When a judge decides a constitutional ques- tion; when he decides what the people, as a whole, can or can- do, the people should have a right to recall that decision.” Tr Mr Roosevelt will study this declaration of his, he will see that, to be consistent, he must favor recall of the United States supreme court. This court, in the Standard and Tobacco trust cases, clearly read into the law matter which the people, through their congress, said should not be law. Those United States supreme court judges declared what the people could not do in the making of law. Moreover, they made law, and, as the 1 himself puts it, became “the irresponsible masters of le.” Every poor man who engages in litigation, every ing man whose liberty or rights are attacked by a cor- poration, knows that the federal judiciary, selected thi Partisanism, irresponsible and unreachable, is master of the le. And master of the masters is the United States su- ¢ court. » Your “community experiment” idea, colonel, means simply “trying it on the dog.” There's no sense in wasting time on the . The people know how it affects the dog. What will to “the irresponsible masters of the people,” colonel? attempt to govern other,” says Hel Ware, actress, “Man the same mold, No two patterns are alike, nt are expected to conform to the same t Would you raise the the most morally inclined wouldn't bave to stoop to standard so the mass would have « look- scale of ice? Im the latter vee on the chafacter of the law on delegate power to determine and an rying to do dow slightest trouble of any sort,” says young done for them and work in two ways. The work on the pidiy than the city could have afforded . And, even more important, she ts h community has a right to try the experiment for) THE STAR—MONDAY, MARCH 11, 1912. REALISTIC MABVE ARREST AFTER ALL Bank Prosident-—No; the cas! tage Manager—When you »ay|ier's gone out of town. i that line, “Save me; I am star) Galler—Gone for a reat, 1 x0 ing!" make it convincing. pose? eaten) Rank President (i Actor—-1 wil; I haven't anything for two dgys. know whether he's gone or to escape It, WOULON’T BURN Green—Sinnem ie making plans THE USUAL WAY . Firat War Correspondent—Any news today? Second War Correspondent—| Zor the future. None whatever. " Wise--Well, if be wants to keep First War Correspondent—Th Bb ye hing cable a vevetiomney them he'd better make them on as victory. bestos DIDN'T HURT HIM. Towne—My wife's doing her own cooking now. Browne—-Well, you don’t seem to mind it. Towne—No; I aay she's doing ber own cooking. I get mine done at & restaurant. 4 THE TRUTH OF IT. “Who's the man who just sneaked away when he saw us?” asked the newly arrived shade. “That,” replied the old inhabitant of the Kiysian fields, “is old Diog- ones, He always avoids me.” “And who are your” “On! tive proof that he swiped the lantern with which be weat bi for A DEFINITION. “* “Pa,” said little Willie, looking up from his paper, “what is a pBil- anthropist, anyway!" “A philanthropist, my son,” replied bis wise pa, “is usually a man who spends his time getting other people to spend their money for OTHER HELLS. Satan--1 don’t like this talk about war being hell. Imp-—-Why not? A PARDONABLE PARADOX. And maybe he's right.” a the trouble?” their 1 objected to his attentions to Now I'm objecting to his inattention.” Washington Star. Mrs. Peck—Henry, what would you do if burgiars should our house some night? Mr. Peck (valiantly)—Humph} Tf should keep perfectly And when, a few nights later, burglars did break in, Henry prowmise—he hid in the icebox.-—Lippincott's. WHY HE LIKED THEM. Wifle—Do you like those beautiful suspenders I embroidered for $5) you, dear? IG scrubbing machine, capable of scrubbing many foet @ floor space per minute has been invented to take the place of the @erab lady. And darned if they won't invent men to run it, . © © @ A MACHINE has been invented for places of amusement, which ‘Will teke the money, hand out one or more tickets, together with the a change, and also return to the owner any coins that were placed the slots not intended for them. o 0 © FURNACES of the world are burning about 2,000,000,000 tons of @oal a year. A NON-COMBUSTIBLE fis valid to be a complete success o © oO LATEST for motorists is the “trouble-finding” head lamp. An elas- Mie band holds the light to the forehead, leaving both hands free to ‘work. Wonder if it will prevent cussing. oo @ ABOUT 2,350,000 cubie feet of earth will be used in a railroad trestle $i near Lamont, Wash. Hubby—Yes, darling. They don't show when I am G@ressed—-Mil- wankee News. REMEMBERED Archdeacon Fisher was not without a little vanity im se I'm jost an unknown contemporary of hia, but I have post-|- juating |Dr. Wiley’s First Food Article for The Si Readers: “Raw Meat Doesn’t Make Cou —~sv— Btonographer- I think, is going to married! | olce = Clerk ~~ do you’ 8 walks to work, smokes a pipe and eats 19-cen! “You need exercise, cld man. Come cut and go skating with me.” “Why, I haven't been on skates in 20 years.” “Well, come right along; I'll get up « party.” os Auto Aristocracy. i “He bas @ grodge against the plain people.” “On what score?” “Gays they wear so many rubbers that it forces up the price of tires.” Loutevilie Courier-Journal “Louis Edmonds, a little 12-year her hosband tell her about the fine bread his mother used to make."—~ ‘Youngstown Telegram. His The author's face brightened. “Oh, theo that is just what you want,” he deciared. “It describes an ad venture with a cinnamon bear,”— The Youth's Compayion. ‘The great emotional actress was Yaboring under intense excitement. a tare has beon “It ought to be worth at Puck. economize, | suppose you'll ceed to give up the motor car? Gramercy--t should say not. We'll have to do it in some other a ga our neighbors can't see. Py so’s he kin live i box car.” ing. Charles B. , the comedian, is almost as bald as he can be. One A Concrete Example. o 0 6 motion picture machine recently perfected |. and once received a quiet hint from Constable on tl Having preached an old sermon once, which he was not aware that constable had heard before, bo asked “Very much, indeed, Fisher,” replied Constable. that sermon.”—Tit-Bits. him how he liked it, “I always did Ike A DIPLOMAT “Did you hear Congressman Wombat's speech?” “1 did that.” “What did he say about those charges of grafting which have been brought against him?” “He didn’t touch on that subject. and shall be preserved." —| HER LONELY all your husbands?” “You are very expect to go to heaven.”—Tit-Bits. retorted Mra. Muchwedde. But he said the constitution must oulsville Courier-Journal, JOURNEY “I suppose,” said Mra. Tartieigh, “when you die you expect to meet “When I die I IN MISSOURI A Belleville merchant has this sign on his store door: “Come in without knocking. Go out the same way.”—Kansas City A SCANDAL Visitor—Oh, how many nice dolls you have! this one? The Kid—I call her Lady Jane. Visitor—And here's, little boy doll. BREWING What's the name What is his name? The Kid—He's Lady Jane's husband, They're just like mamm: pa, Visitor—Well, well, well! Dodds—Aa one grows older there are certain things in which it ts dit- fleult to keep up one's interest. Don't you find it sc? Hobbe-—Er -- yea; there's the mortgage on my house, for example. Boston Transcript. Johnny's Burmise. pa,” whimpered Jobnay, “Well, I'm going to wallop you for it, too,” retorted hie father. “And do you know why?” “Well,” said Johnoy, resolved to) get the groatest amount of satistac- tion out of a hopeless state of af- fairs, “I guess It's becor what's sans, for the goose is sass for the gander.”) Whereupon pa laid it on just @ trifle harder.-—-Harper's Weekly. He W: rgiving " is of @ very forgiving ne ture,’ “How do you know?” “He says his wife made him what but still seems to love —Houston Post. How Skade Lost a Fortune. “Old lost every cent he had PROF. NOAH LOTT HI® COLUMN. My Dear Professor— y correspondence of Ananias and Sap- phira in existence? MARIA. my dear Maria. But If it were, : tional “Yours truly.” ene Dear Prof. Lott—Why is the ocean salt? INQUIRICUS, Child, it ten’t. t . Prof. N. Lott—Can you tell me a good way to make disappearing ink? SCRIBE. The best way, Scribe, le to fill a fountain pen with it. It’ into the Hning of your vest. Dear Prof. it proper to return .{® borrowed umbrella by messen- What a nice little family they are must ive very happily, And what is this golden-hatred doll’s nan ger?—ONE WHO WANTS TO KNOW. Sure. Have you got mine? day at the Lambs Club he said to the barber ; “I am ina great hurry. Can't you cut my hair with my col- lar on?” “Sure I can,” sald the barber. “I can cut it with your hat on.”— Housekeeper. = Edison's “I understand that ison sleeps Nke a baby.” “Why, | read that he only sleeps about four hours a night.” “That's what I said.”—Houston my hat,” she cried. Sadly she regretted the room pros od on live animals—New York message “Would you kindly tell Jack that his mother is dying—(ramble)— ‘when he is through”—— “Is dying when he is through?” “No! She is—(rumble)—to see— imble)—-his work.” is to see his work? ‘Wait! I say his mother ts dying to—(rumble)—work.” ‘Do you want me to tell him lease. And also to come as—(rumble)— All ‘All right; be him.” And you proceed to tell Jack that his mother ts dying, her up,--Harvard Lampoon. sure and tell has shown methods of strict econ omy for producing definite results The ox that draws the plow re quires a different diet from the ox that le fattened for the butcher, and the same is true of other domes tleated animals that are used for food and also are kept for other purposes, The man whe would feed his race horse as generously he would the draft animais in the fleid would certainly lose every race in which he was entered. The principle, therefore, of special food which it f herbiveroug hon-combatlve, whether @ tho so-called the human Inasmuch kets all of big he offort to Very little tained at self for his ‘e no longer @ sion but purposes is definitely es |, said then of the The subject of not reéelved by, the attention which has what foods a at random. He generally | te good philosophy, but | piel! 327 engaged in some sec | profession, xo called, not re | active physical exercise, for Wterary man, minister should rise from the ta . On the other hand, the in active practice may ly because his pro ity if he be a coun E8ee2 FF professions are supposed to require large quantities of meat while the DISTRICT, THEY WING ARE ¥ will tell perry Renton, Rainier Va ris Jackson | Street $080 Balsier Ava DUDLEY & SONS Sunset Beacon 1371, Ind. Col 46. W. P. PHALEN Phones, Beacon 1622, Columbia 1. Good Silk Beavers Good Wool Felt WHILH THEY Last 08 Rainier Ave. JACKSON ST. HOTEL IDAHO ag tnd. hae” Newly Furnished. Hot and Cold Water in All Rooma. One Block From All Depots Rooms All Prices. TAILORS M. OLSEN 2417 Jackson 9. Meecen 1476 FINE TAILORING ag 30 ial re yephe a atest ep ti made in our own shop. <= RAINIER VALLEY D BRUHSTS FLORIST ROSE BUSHES, SHRUBS AND SPRING PLANTS at J. A. 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