The Seattle Star Newspaper, March 7, 1912, Page 4

; ‘ait, Father-in-law Roosevelt declares for himself. swatting sourfd means that Nick is out behind the barn f@ TOWsiaber of Wited Prous. Published Dally by Tho Star Publishing Go.” x ered at Maattlc, Wash. postotfice as Becond-clase matter. tor chy, a0 cents per month Up to ix montia Six montha, 86, By mall, ou 4.70." One year, GA25, Subscribers to The Beat lee at once of any failure @ paper, or any attempt to Siak Will confor @ favor by notifying this secure prompt and regylar delivery of sbatitute another paper for The Seattle anagement to seoure the Lest servi all, avd compiatn’ n courteous and prompt attention. re «i per tril erty night bi oolvck kindly phone this Berice”at Soca "Mala 2400 oF Ind. 441 ‘Kew cor the Ciroulation Depart- The Call of the Spoils Democratic senators at Washington are urging their na- tional committee to postpone their national convention, so that it may be known without doubt what the republican con- vention creates in the way of a ticket and platform, To choose June 25 and Baltimore was bad enough, but to make a change merely to see what the other fellows do would be superlative stupidity But it is stupidity that seems to have become chronic on the part of democratic leaders, That rty has long carried the odium of being merely a negative y, a mere kicker, a would-be, an also-ran, Time and again it has delayed declaration of principles in order to cut {ts cloth to the other fellow’s measure, and the old mossbacks of the senate would have it again fall in at the rear of the pro- gession to whine that the fellows up in front weren't march- ing straight. ; More cowardice and stupidity, at this time, when the is- gue is more clearly than ever before between oligarchy and democracy! A sickening greed for the spoils, when the people n’t care a continental who gets the spoils, so long as the Socios of progressive democracy triumph! : The duty and the opportunity of the democracy is to de- clare, bravely and definitely, for progress and return of the governing power to the people, regardless of what any other party, sets forth. It ought to declare for its own principles, sharply and defiantly, if it has any. If it can do no better than trim its sails to meet the Chicago wind, it ought to retire ‘and make place for some other party whose cardinal prin- lar, It ie the desire of the «@iples don’t require wet-nursing by the opposition. It Is Probably All Rig ‘The cable has told us that J. P. Morgan intends bringing hhis collection of art treasures to the United States in order flo escape inheritance and other taxes in England. The cable has told us that Michael Nathan, the United States customs department's chief fine art expert, has been gent to London to appraise the Morgan collection, so that duty may be promptly and properly assessed when the collection fomes over to our customs house. The cable tells us that after this job is finished Nathan will resign from the government service and enter the regu- far employ of Mr. Morgan as art adviser. If you had agreed to sell a horse to Bill Jones, who keeps @ livery stable, and had agreed that Joe Kerr should name a © price to be paid, which you would accept, and if you that Joe was then going to become the regular salaried for Bill's stable, you might be led to suspect that Bill " etpreae the cards a bit to your disadvantage. ut perhaps it’s different in matters of high art, and tariff, and Pierps. ST a month after Son-in-law Nick Longworth declared That ing himself. TEDDY says he'l! ngt make the issue with Taft in any a personal one. Alas! if Bill feels similar, we'll never what they think of each other. AND now there is a growing demand that Champ Clark @eclare what he stands for in particular beside annexation of Canada. The life of a candidate is not a merry one. REV. JOHN WILLEY of Pittsburg says there's an ‘angel germ in every man. We've seen men who were just foaded with angel germs—jiallen angel. ELBERT HUBBARD says he’s for the Aldrich bank plan. Declares he views this weighty question from “the angle of a farmer, a country banker and a mantfacturer.” All that’s needed is Jack Johnson's approval and we might as well make it unanimous. GERMAN physician has discovered a process whereby whole animal bodies are made transparent—so that -nerves, s. vessels, muscles, bones and the internal structure can ‘be distinguished and observed in minute detail from all sides. PROF. CLEASE, British writer, says Americans will be the finest race in 25 years. Here's hoping! D? PRIGE'S CREAM BAKING POWDER . Sixty Years the Standard for purity Made from pure, grape cream of tartar, free from alum and phosphatic acids. What Do You Think? The advertising man of one of our local papers called on us Wednesday and lost no time in finding fault with our m: vertising, ce To tell the truth, we do not. think much of it our ves, conse- quently there was no chance for argument, but it would have been “a horse of a different color” if he had attempted to criticise our man- ner of MOVING, STORING, PACKING or SHIPPING HOUSEHOLD goons, Yours to be SURH, ALDE & ERRELL EATTLE 305 MAIN ST. Ind. 2679 OF “Helen Jones said you amused, her more than anybody she ever) mot,” “That's very strange. All the jokes 1 told her med to fall fat.” } “Oh! ft wasn't your jokes—it) waa your fac | A SISTERLY COMMENT , y, I understand Mr, Close ts full of generosity?” “Probably, None ever came out.” “EVERVTHING LOVELY AFRAID OF WAKING Boy Scouts’ Department 1 [hp Established Feb. 17, 1912 Contributions to thie column must be received at The Star of- fice not later than Tuesday evening of the week of publication. Gooo peebs Over one hundred Boy Scouts, representing 17 different troops, did knightly ser vice Saturday by 00 | in the interest of | the Anti-Tubereu-| jowin league. The} Seouts were @n- thustastic in the work, and carried out instructions to the lette BADEN-POWELL VISIT | By Maj. Ingraham i Interest this week i» centered in the coming of Bir Robert 8. 8. Baden-Powell, chief British Scout, id Mr, James EB. it, chief Scout | executive of the Boy Scouts of | America. They will arrive in this! elty Sunday morning, and remain) until Tuesday. By special request) of Gen, Baden-Powell, all parades, | banquets and receptions in his honor will be omitted. The atten- ton shown, the # so extensive in eastern cities that it became necessary for him to in- wt that the western cities should omit all public demonstrations, or he would be unable to continue his lecture tour, His public appearance in Seattle will be confined to his Mustrated lecture on\ the Beout Movement in the Metropolitan theater, Monday night, and to an in- formal meeting with the Boy Scouts Sunday afternoon Mr. James E. West will give all| his time to matters pertaining to} ptme scout movetnent, He will meet) Be Biff in a financial optimist.” “How ta that?” “Ho always tells you be is going to pay interest on the little sums he borrows and forget LATE NEWS AND PRACTICAL SUGGESTIONS FoR: SCOUTS AND SCOUTMASTERS The above picture shows Gen. Get Rid of . Piles at Home| j Try This Home Treatment—Abso- | lutely Free. | | No matter how long you've been hat Mra. Foosleby in in the Imelight quite often.” He-—Married? She—Ob! yes. | Tom--Did Mabel's father call you down for staying at her home until 2am? the Scouts Sunday afternoon, in suffering or how. bad you think | conjunction with Sir Baden-Powell,| your case is, send at-once for a/ and on Monday noon will meet frée trial of the wonderful Pyramid He--And@ happy, I hope? “Heavens! With that plexion?” Bhe—Perfectly, Haven't him in five yeara, BRAND NEW CRIMES A policeman brought a man before the judgn. “What's the matter with this man?’ came the question from the bench. “Ho's guilty of bigotry, your honor,” replied the officer of the law. “But what did he do? persisted the judge. “Well, your honor, he married three wives.” “Pebaw!” explained the rural jadge, “that's not bigotry: that's trigo- nometry.”--Brooklya Eagle SIGNS OF LOVE “She's dreadfully in love with him “That sot” “Yes. He’ haan't threatened to sue for # divore: A GREAT INDUCEMENT “Tommy, if you'll aw some wood, I'll tell you what I'll do: “What's that, dad?” “Pl Jet you have the sawdust to play cireus with.”——Wi Herald. poken sharply to her four or five times now, and she —Detroit Free Press. bington EXCEPTIONS “Skipping the rope t# a very dangerous practice to the “Not to a convicted murderer with a smart lawyer.”— American. THE DOCTOR'S TREAT “Doctors are the meanest class of men.” ‘What makes you eay thatT’ ‘Even when they treat a man they make him pay for it." American, ARE You DISSATISFIED 2 oF COURSE, you ~_ THE €FFECT OF YOUTHPULNOGSS 13 NEVER AmBocIATED wirn A HANK OF WHIT® WHISKERS, FURTHERMORE, THE OPINION IS GAINING GROUND IN SCSNTIEC CRCLES HAT THEY SAP A MAN'S STRENGTH. CUT THEM OFF { NO wondeR! DON'T Tou KNOW Dean Jo, tHaY ANYBODY wire A MOP Likg THAT ON WS FACE 1S BOUND TO GIVE INE IMPRESSION OF OLD AGE You DON’T LiKE IVA BT WHEN THEY SAY You'Re OLD! DISAPPOINTED “1 dreamed last night that I went to your funeral.” “And that is why yo ‘e looking #0 glum? Good boy!” “Yea—because it was a dream."--Houston Post, IDEAS UNNECESSARY “I don't quite grasp the idea in this poem of yours.” “Don't try,” advised the author, “A man doesn’t always have idea every time he writes a poem.”—-Washington Herald. “KISS PICTURE” IS VERY LATEST LOS ANGELES, March 6——Los Angeles society maids are excited today by the arrival of the “kiss: pic- ture,” any number of which may be slipped inside a let- ter and sent to some one who will recognize them, wherever he may be, just as easily as the expert crim- inalogist recognizes “Four ngered” Fred by the im- print of his missing thumb. The sender of. the kiss puckers her face and lips, dabs them with powder, then presses them fo a sheet of highly sen itive paper. When she removes her lips the kiss picture is there, its voltage is figured with ease, and its identity, say experts, as easily may always be determined. Shorthand vr ' fx R lly Ype WItinO: Dook Kce Pie Thellvatt fowells Schoo! fourth > Pane an |i members of the councl] and scout- masters at the Y. M.C. A. at which time he will be pleased to discuss jany questions pertaining to the | scout movement. Dick--No; he couldn't. As I was) ‘going out I met bim coming in. BADEN-POWELL’S LECTURE | By the generosity of Manager Mo-} Kenzie of the Metropolitan, that theater has been given to the Bog) Bufficient Evidence. Scouts free for the general lecture | “What makes you think that/ The lecture ts to be illustrated by) ;man will be a vacuable addition to| Mattern slides and moving pictures. | lour staff of salesmen?” asked one | There will be no admission charges. | partner, |A section will be reserved for the “The clevernoes and serene ae-| Parents of the scouts and some oth | wurance he displayed in getting me|"™* Who have contributed to the \to give him a fob," replied the | **Pppert of the local scout move- iher.--Washt 5 jment. The lecture will begin by ington Evening Star. | vromptly at 8 o'clock. Monday eve- ning. A general Invitation is extend ed to al} who desire to learn of the nature and aims of the scout move-| eg Cad } ment first hand. “A wwindier al-| OBJECT OF SCOUTS tue fete you! ‘The primary object of the boy think you're hav-| scouts is not military, but peace wey” |bullding for good citizenship, The jmilttary virtue of obedience, neat | ness, order, alert beering are, virtues. lai A Diplomat. “Don't ask a girl for a kiss un-/ however, GREEN LAKE PATROL NEWS Three candidates for tenderfoot | Houston membership to the Green Lake Baptist patrol appeared before Maj. | Ingraham to take the necessary ex-/ aminath yesterday — afternoon. | There are about 20 in the lake pa- trol and nine have already given | the satinfactory, answers to the| | questions asked TAKE CASCARETS IF BILIOUS, HEADACHY OR CONSTIPATED Turn the rascals oyt—the headache, the billousneas, the indigestion, | the sick, sour stomach *and foul gases—turn them out tonight and keep em out with Cascarets. ae « Don't put in another day of distress, Let Cascatéts cleanse and regulate your stomach; remove the sour, undigested and fermenting food and that misery-making gas; take the excess bile from your liver and carry off the decomposed waste matter and poison from the intes. nes and bowels. 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