The Seattle Star Newspaper, March 2, 1912, Page 4

Attie Bia © Will Sonfer & favor by Hou ty ina tals Hiare to secure prompt aid regular delivery . be tity ther pap T 4 pron by 6 o'el Ken tor the phones: Private Exchange Matn 9490 ard Independent 441. ‘of Wiilted Press. Published Daily by The Mtar Publishing Co. “Tintered at Reattie, Wash, postattica as #ov mail, out of city, 30 cents per month up to elx hea TA Ons year, bas Bubweribers to Office at once of Any he paper, or any attempt to star! Te Ie the gosire of the all, and CS ga as al = ft u an Beeloe'at once. Main 9400 oF Ind. 441 Winaiy. phone. t ‘reulation Depart: The Piatform and the Man Behind It A candidate for office should take the people into his confidence. He should tell them what he stands for. We all believe it; we all wish that all candidates would do so. But how few candidates there are who Mra, Homer——-Willle, did you give your little brother the best part of Wiltie—Yeu'm, center part that contatned all the He cap piant ‘em and have whole lot of pears. THE GYMNASTIC DA NCE Mr. Portleigh—What are you go- ing through all those crazy move-| thorough ments for? Mrs. Portleigh—I'm merely tak ing steps to reduce my weight Seattle, the public service, all the| “Docs she love her husbandt” le “It's the kind of love that you can exploiting the peop! send on & posteard.” < : c F tH ¢ f uess now. —London Opinion. r F 8 F j i: Z the position. § 4 § [ | well, I z of literature advocating that| Te Masazine. | \ THE STAR—SATURDAY, MARCH 2, 1912, Parker—Do you think it patriotic of Dobbs to send hia daughter to 1 gave him the! Burope to study muate? Harpor-—Sure, I do; think of the sufforing he's saving his own coun trymen, “Did he kick the bucket, doctor? Landaman--Ip the achooling very on board the training ship? Satior— ts tnut ‘Very. Even tho rigging “Lata of people die of overwork and underteeding” “Put not nearly so many as die of underwork and overfoeding.” THE WAY OF YOUTH Friend—You took your son into your establishment a few months ago to teach him the business, [ understand. Business Man (wearily )--Great success! How did be turn ? Ho's teaching FAST COLOR, TOO Mrs, Moneybage—Why do you apply for the position, When I stated specificaily in my advertisement that I destred a colored chauffeur? White Applicant—Because, madam, | am quite sure that I could fill lam very green.—Jadge. WANTED TO KNOW A doctor, attending a wit who was very fll, apologized for being late one day by saying he had to stop to see a man that had fallen down a 9. groaned the incorrigible wit.— A BAD OUTLOOK made a sentient through daughter.” reducin i. “And why not?” was adopted _ fire-insurance agent.” Editor of The Star On behalf of the good people of Alaska I wish to enter a protest against the repeated assertions that Alaskans are intensely {ater- ested in the ma) Last September Joe Smith brought on the fight ee ee eneny cnnty sched y wish to see " erected whereby they may be relieved of their coin in a speedy and painless manner. have al © by politicians in Seat tle in regard to the political affairs of that territory, belleving that the people of Al are fully compe. 9 their own political affairs and shape their own polit- ileal destiny, and they accord to other people, Including Seattle, this same right, Seattle's business with Alaska, including exports and im- ports, exceeds thirty million dol- lars per annum and the mayoralty the polici WHO. BELIEVE AS JOE SMITH [S| election in Seattle will not change CONFIDENCE, VOTERS WHO WANT THEIR OWN|'"s\,3!.°- INTERESTS IN THE CITY COUNCIL PLACED|——— =e — ABOVE THOSE OF PUBLIC SERVICE CORPORA-|CONSTIPATION, COATED TONGUE, -Alaskant who TIONS, SHOULD VOTE FOR JOE SMITH FOR THE alty campaign in} Real | Se: ‘8 resented any |“ “No, I can't get up enough courage to ask old Patterson for his “Becanse I'm a bull§er of absolately fireproof buildings and he ts a leveland Plain Dealer, cae claim that this commerce will be entirely diverted to some other point unless Seattle, through its mayor, oe a partner of the the “thug” and despicable wretch on rth who lives from the earnings of the frail and fallen women, so far as | can learn, are mainly the people who joined the exodus from attle at bex ing of the loned season” about year ago and Immediately succeeding the re- I election, and 4 rule, did not y in Alaska long enough to change either thelr vocations or their clothes, and do not represent Alaska or Alaskaus, and have no authority to speak for the people of that territory Alaska, like all of the western portion of the United States, by. its citizenship represents every phase of political, civic and social thought, and no one is authorized to speak for them as a whole. ALASKAN, HEADACHE OR SICK STOMACH CITY COUNCIL. UNPRECEDENTED prosperity in the Philigpli tig rl pines as the result of een COUSIN BILL TAFT “fells deeply hurt” by Teddy's anouncement. Bob La Follette might offer Bill a kind shoulder to do his weeping on: one THE femaie fly you fail to swat now will have 199,000,000,000,000 de. fecendants before the season is up. Every one of these 000's ts an ege, some of ‘em with twins, too. Tart progressive LEAGUE taunched tn Callfornia, Before he’s done as -bearer, Bill's going to have the most remarkable @ssortment of standards thi y candidate ever waddled with. "RASTUS WAS INNOCENT ‘Rastus, with his anxiety plainly apparent, inqui f * - “What you tink is de mattah wit me?” sipcreatenic ioperaese “Oh, nothing but the chicken pox, | guess,” replied the doctor, stoutly, “I ‘clare on mah honah, doctah, I ain't ‘San Francisco Argonaut. Furred Tongue, Bad Taste, Indigestion, Sallow Skin and Miserable Headaches come from a torpid liver and clogged bowels, which cause your stomach to become filled with undigested food, which sours and ferments like garbage in a ewill barrel. That's the first step to untold misery—indigestion, ioul gases, bad breath, yellow skin, mental fears, everything that is horrible and nauseating, A Cascaret tonight will straighten you out by morning—a 10-cent box will keep you feeling good for months, Millions of men and women take a Cascaret now and then to keep their stomach, Iver and bowels regulated and never know a miser- able moment. Don't forget the chfidren —thoir little insides noed a good, gentle, cleansing, too, occasional GES there weren't sil- ly people.” Warm Friends Mrs. Flat-~-What did you say to the janitor, dear? ) Mr Fl 1 told him he could |make some warm friends if he would only tura om a Hitle heat.— | From the Boston Transcript. Mutual Regrets “Does your wife regret that she married a poor man?” “Not as much an ft do.” He Got His Anower young man at the feet of his lady that roused the tre of the y bachelor 1 would ever kneel to a he sald, “I would encircle niy neck with # rope and streteh i.” And then, turning to the girl w..o kat near him, he inquired: "Do you think it would be the best thing | could do?” | ‘It would, undoubtedly, be the best for the woman,” was the quiet reply. | |] PERCY WAS MAKING AdovT FIFTY MILES AM HOUR ON WIS MOTOR CYCLE WHEN He RAN RIGHT INTO A TELEGRAPH POLE, WHEN THEY PICKED HiM UP HE ONL MURMURED, * (F THE Mechanic's WIFE REFUSED YO COOK WovLO THE BOLER MAKER?’ ANOTHER INJECTION | i } How It Worked Out |. “I understand she married her acre to reform him.” “And she succeedded?” | “You; but after she had him re- formed she wanted something to occupy ber mind, so she became « suffragette,” “Well?” “And that drove tim to drink again.”—Doetroit Free Press, Burglary Miss Vocolo—I'm never happy un- jews I'm breaking into song. Bright Young Man—-Why don't you get the key and you won't have to’ break in?--New Orleans ‘Times-Democrat. Where They Go To “I thought you «ald he had three children.” ‘So he has.” ‘That's queer. hs He always seems to Louise—Clasping me in his arms. he murmured, “At last-the time, the place, the girl.” Julia-—And was lacking? jay Bali “I tear we are losing our ideals in the mad rush for wealth.” “Oh, I don’t know. The mad rash for the ball park will begin again before lon, Loutsville Courter. Journal, up if a rooster crows to wa kes up the rooster? people, who is a sheep stealer a shepherd's crook? When aviators eat, do they order from a bill-of-air? f a door is merely ajar, is a can opener? Is a “groaning board” a noise anything like a boarding groan? By a sky lark do they mean a joy ride in an aeroplane? if they “launch” a ship, do they “ship’ launch? 1s “A History of Soft Coal” a vol- ume of smoke? PURCELL SAFE CO. Raclusive Agent for the OENUINE MALL'S GAFR |now go to it not It was a pleturo representing a] & there nothing] - ron nove AND GIRLS — a%\ KR a - * ‘ S A MEMBER FROM OAK * NEXT CONTEST * 5 ed *| j “sn TSR RRR SSS eee eel > * ‘> « ae 4 Uncle Jack thinks the following @ “ difficult be- ck ray hairs Saturday j he thinks t it. Here it is, Cireleites “Suggest a Contest for the Circle.” It might sh w hard proposition to you boys and girls but there's @ reason—-Unele Jack haw thought up more than two hundred contests for thin Cirele and idea 6 getting as searce a8 non-members of the Cirele, Only one prize will be of- fered in this contest and the oqntest suggested in the winning letter will be the contest for the following week. Explain why the contest you suggest is a good one. Letters must be received at The Star office not later than Friday evening and must not contain over a hundred words and must be written on one side of the paper. Prize $1.60. most difficult contest une it gives Unc suitable een A ‘The Star Circle boasts many faraway members, represented as far back as New York and has « spritkling and nephews all over this continent, The latest addition tte Hat is wbown by the following letter Dent Uncle Jack: My father lives in Seattle and sendy Star way down here in Onkiand, Cal. Have you any other 1 _? r correspondents #0 far away? I am in the high Sixth | Sudan dndadndindndedainanananina tre | ‘erage and am The following are boys and girls 1 have a grandma doll with gray hb who are successful applicants oF jony curis, a Ked Riding Hood doll admittance to the Circle Ciub. They | which 1 wheel out In a large doll pers have written the Circle during the terns and then make thelr clothes, for I would like to correspond with a LORRAINE GORDON Pee ee eeCe rT rere w * ADMITTED TO CIRCLE : * * HERE JHEY ARE—THE GREATEST INVENTIONS av. Otto Sorensen, Edmonds, Wash. Oma Henson, Edmonds, Wash. Albert Kirby, Pall City. Marie Schotz, Startup, Wash. economical invention has saved |dollars, as many @ cargo {ts point of destination wher chance witfout wireless it lie_on the bottom of the ova. — After weighing the value and’ Therefore I think benefits deriving from the count-/raphy is the most leas inventions which the brains| modern inventions, man have produced, I think that 'y Osterman. Dewey Dahiquist. Geneva Miller, Lestie Davidson. teens + ges Stuart, Port Townsend. Marguerite Bugnon, 6247 Pala- Esther Pittetkau, 4471 Whitman |i. yuntion of today. Firet of all the For instance, if It were not for)/from other vessels {m & | We would be ignorant of what & HONOR ROLL Cocitia Britz. tion Without the printing prem ¥ Oscar Johnson. Fall City “ Second Prize Grace Lovelace. Carrie Trunk. we re, Skykomish, Wash, |i or’ Fay, 6518 tet av. N. W. Kirby, Fall City. % tine Place. SERRE EEE AETHER EEE RS, Leona Lante Anacortes. First Prize [the wireless telegraphy waved thousands Nearly everything we learn Is by jana Ps « the printing press and The Star) wireless te had never been printed where! com | | going on in the world. The priat-| wing press is the ne of obtaining Dorothy Anderson. where would old wort ? Of) Paul Meyers. course, it is the greatest invention | th Willle Johnson. Hazel Hauck. Amy Hagener. David Bernstein, Grace Stuart. Jeasic Evans Startup, Wash. Eves, Poulso, Wash. Minnie Freiwatd, Startup, Wash. | The printing press is the greatest | line . means of the printing press. Many a ship hes es) ae, ee BEERS EE HH Bw! WOUld “Last Appeal” have been * SERRE eH the knowledge of Rita Meyer. of today. ALBERT KIRKBY. Lenore Schoenhelt. Bert Lioyd- Elvey Lovgren. eeresy 2 * * LETTERS TO THE CIRCLE & . * RED EEE ERED EHH HH! Dear Uncle Jack: I have been watching the Circle every Saturday, and see that some of my friends belong to it. I would Iso. 1 am 11 years fifth grade. | go to . Allen school HAZEL FAY. w. Asleep Upon the Window Silt : aes deals, 2. j And grabbed at clothes rele Is good! it's great to be a cat,” said he,) st » and is a good) ~yOU wouldn't dare, I know,| thing to do when you have nothing To sweetly sleep five stories bigh,| rs ' to do or are lonesome. Iam going| With nothing over you but sky, Then to our anguished to join the Circle and will try every|" And nothing MUCH below.” | L 3. came week. | _A reassuring I am in the lx grade and am |*oh, dont be Bea oft— 1 ditt? twelve years old. 5 PAUL MEYERS, "Twas very careless—quite |T've SIX lives oven it He turned and twisted in the air,’ I lost one when I fell” ® What Will the Bog Plan Do to Your Section? Did the Municipal Plans Commission Consult With You or Consider Y@ Property Interest? The North End Improvement Club investigated and protested avail. In a report unanimously adopted they say: “There can be no doubt that these plans if carried forward @ present form will result in a radical regrade. * * * We at this tmewe to enter our protest against the outrage about to be perpetrated uped people of the North End, and advise that this club most heartily re action of the Arterial Highways committee in disregarding the wishes of large majority of the property owners in this section of the city and mend that this club go on record as opposed to any plan so seriously ing existing grades.” Are You Opposed ! More Regrades? Then Vote Against Proposition No. 2 on the City Ballot Somebody must have pushed him