The Seattle Star Newspaper, January 30, 1912, Page 4

fh THE SEATTLE STAR __Phonea: Private Exchange gd ely ny Boe Bee Ba iain = Sa eaee Say Wo als, month Bix monte a or w for seture, the. beat prompt attention. lock Kindly phone this for the Ciroulation Depart- re to substitut the management fven court e any night ‘or Ind. 441. ees nal plan unfolds, more fis tha Hiasber bslend Sernite Soate Ayan 5§ ui? < i i i i : 3 é ups ttre H i a is iF MR. NOT among those present at the quis congress dest ight? iia NOW is the winter of our discontent made glorious summer by the eo o @ 4 MORE bald-heads among the lawyers thag in any other profession, sags an observer. 4 ig o o o SECRETARY STIMSON fixing of the canal tolls left to Taft. aon A , * Why not let Pierp. Morgan oe e coming election and its candi- with the terminal proposition leom- ° ministers have always said that children are harmed by read- comic supplements to newspapers. And only yesterday a laughed so heartily at the funny pictures that he fell out of and seriously injured himself. There's a clincher FOR HEADACHE, SOUR STOMACH, BOWELS AND LIVER ‘Turn the rascals out—the headache, the biliousness, the indigestion, and foul gases—turn them out tonight and keep s. men and women take @ Cascaret now and then and never! misery caused by « lazy liver, clogged bowels or an upset Of distress, Let Cascarets cleanse and reg- ‘ the sour, undigested and fermenting food misery-making gas; take the excess bile from your liver and ate matter and poison frqm the intestines feel fap! * Cascaret tonight will straighten out by morning—a 10-cent box mean: clear head and cheerfulness for month ‘Don’t forget the children—their little in aides need a good, gentle cleansing, too. , | book “Why ere you golng-to church s0 “Yea; I Have pictured my sweet- heart in my verses.” “Oh! does sho limp?” SOUNDS REASONABLE early, Mildred?” “To pray for my sweetheart.” “L haven't-—that’ “But | didn't know you bad one,” Maude—-Don't worry. Your tura' will come,—St. Paul Dispatch. Different Now. “I can remember when you had to work eight hours a day,” said the “If you want to communicate with, the spirit,” remarked Jocular jim, “I suppose the first thing to do is to learn the dead languages,’ TRY SCISSORS NEXT TIME “She meant to“ehop off the chicken's head with a issourt editor, “but obly succeeded in cutting off her ; next time she bas designs against the life of a chicken, we use of 4 pair of sciasors.” % COLUMBUS’ MISTAKE “What BE gets men make sometimes. I've just been read- nae. ei temnennn, Cems, Came teres ee Se Se ee & worse mistake than that. When I married my wife I made thought’ Fa discovered Paradise."—Tit-Bits, A GOOD EXAMPLE “Don't you think there is a great likenses between me and Mons dear?” Yee You cap follow her example and get stoles, too, if you like.” Blactter, & HARDEST PART tia has managed cortince bimsll thet hie poor children, seed new mother.’ “Got her picked out, too, “Yes; all that remains now A GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY ead to convince the children.” ller—Do you need any typewriter supplies, str? Our'nor—typewrtar anpolos? No. - I've just bought her a tes,—-London NOT BEFORE LADIES * “What kind of an automobile have you?” “Don't ask me now,” replied Mr. Chuggins; “wait until there are ne ladies present.”——Washington Star. OKE WAS ON HER A German was riding on « erowded Broadway car the other day and a wee) See a was gs om enya LP co ge She sald: oi “Why don't you up ai ve tl ly you your seat’ Whereupon the German broke into « loud laugh aud sata: “Dot is @ joke on you; dot ain't no lady; dot is my wife.” HEARTLESS FRAUD DO YOU KNOW? “That rich old man that Maud married was a regular cheat.” “Why, wasn’t he as rich as he said he was?” “Yes; but he wasn't as old as he said he was.” “Who was the inventor of wireless airship?” “Don’t you know that? Any fo could tell you.” “That's why I asked you.” A WISE WOMAN. low for $2,” announced the star-gazer, “I wil] furnish you with @ which will make your husband love you to the exclusion of all don’t think I'll invest,” decided the practical. housewife, “But if you have a philter which will make him bring home some of his salary On pay days, I'll allow you a percentage on all sums realized.” Newlywed—I didn't see you Sunday. Did you stay home? Oldhubby—Yes. My wife taught me a new game called bashmarah. Newlywed—How do you play it? Oldhubby—You hang a carpet on a line and see how many times you can bit it with a stick—Cincinnat! Enquirer. ’ HE WAS IT. 'd ike to look at one of your best sellers,” said ore. “Well, look at me, ma’am,” responded the clork. “I’ve sold more books during the holidays than any other clerk in the store!"—Yonkers Statesman. the lady in the PAYS TO BE UP-TO-DATE. , “A man has to be up-to-date to do anything nowadays.” “Yes,” replied Mr, Dustin Stax. “When I talk to an investigating committes I find it desirable not to dwell needlessly on the past.’— Washington Star. tooth out? Father (un! ‘of ‘em, my Transcript. “East Beeleyeport is goin’ drive out th’ rum demon. West Bee- leyaport hopes they.will head him in their direction. [RRR ARR ARERR * * ‘The Usual Way. * * “I notice that old Billyon- # *® aire made his fortune out of ® * a simple invention.” * *® “No, out of a simple im & ventor."—London Answers. * * PREPS RER ERE EERE A at‘the Jury. Lawyer—Are you acquainted with any of the men on the jury? Witness—Yes, sir; more than half of them. Lawyer—Are you willing to swear that you know more than half of them? Witness—If it comes to that, I'm ‘willing to swear that I know more than the whole lot of them put to- gether—Tit-Bits, Wants to Find Him, “My doctor advises me to go South for my health.” “Who {is your doctor? My fool Jof 4 doctor advises me to sleep out- @oors for my health."—Chicago ‘ Record-Herald. | nthe Editor’s Mai sulting the people, who are to far nish the bonds and money. - Why those large headiines? Why this uproar? Who is expected to pay for this wonderful display of elvie patriotiam? Who, indeed? ¥. A. STIRTAN, 2914 Ninth av. W. Beattie, Jan. To the Aitor of The Star: Dear Sir—The death of iittie Clarence Bracken at Second av. and Beneca st. brings Sorcibly to mind the fact that pemey ge cross: pens today |Becond ev. at any time are to meet a similar fate, Second av., which is our To the aac i eS An article in jay’s papers | gh “Bush Terminals” ought be shown up to the gullible pub- Vo In its true light. It looks to me like the most gigantic fake yet attempted. ‘With the completion of the Lake Washington canal fC . pone waterway, factory sites water frontage for docks will be plentiful to buy 112 acres of Then we dig up ‘This is to build six fortait it all if they So far as would appear, every he pro; comes oo nfoaateg oi department, which There is no way by which the/force such an ordinance, public may know the actual cost, passed. of the docks and buildings, has all been settled. No public bids way than the ready made foods ure,Cream of Tartar Powder Made from Grapes ASK YOURSELF THIS QUESTION “How will I be financially situated ten years hence?” Can you consistently say you will be independent? Are you making any provision for the time when you will be unable to earn? Isn't this a matter that should be given serious consideration? The safest way to for your future is the Sav- ings account way. weekly or monthly deposit is the surest passport to success and independence. Begin your Pension Fund now. Don't allow another day to pass without a Savings account in the Washing- ton Trust and Savings Bank. AM "SS LS AY, Washington Trust and Savings Bank Second at Cherry New York Building | Washington argest Savings Bank or Trust Company | and the parable, 1 come of this 4 you read, aad! that this is : contribution Special 8 seo. TA plan MISS DO’ LANCAST: 25% J ‘mR. Sopranv. HARRY GiYR—The Bloomin’ ‘Buglishman. BRAMBRILLA'S FAMOUS ORCERSTRA. THE RIDGV Spring and New SAY YOU SAW IT IN THE STAR.