The Seattle Star Newspaper, January 11, 1912, Page 4

THE STAR—THURSDAY, JANUARY II, 1012 4 THE SEATTLE STAR Phones: Private Exchange Main 9400 and Indepen Wemiber of Waited Preas, Published Daily by The _ Buteres Seattle, Waah., po: t NY cents per She’s Just “A Rag and Bone and Hank of Haig” in Drama Based on Kipling’s Poem, “The V: THE VAMPIRE _—_——— ——+——-——— —o By Rudyard Kipling A fool there was and he made his Aen matter h up to six months Six & Til Gonter & favor by hatiFy Ime this rompt and reeular, delivery of rt nother paper fe to secure the beat service for all, and co ints are given courteous and prompt attention. If | & @olock kindly phene this) ere ae Wed “or Inds del, “Ante cor the Circulation Depart- Toa rae and ‘a bone and & hank of — on JOGH WISE (We called the woman who GAYS: did not ) “You, tt’ worl’ But the fool he called her his lady fair— (Bven as you and 1) ae mestic rt in Now York t# doing good w : a Gastron pF ag sry: Reni tnd but fn that time it bas patehed ap i ken homes, and 400 of them have “stood pat” so far. They have a kindly, sensible woman to assist Magistrate Cornell, When he sees that the trouble between husband and wife ts not hope Oh, the years we waste and the tears wo waste— And the work of our head and hand hem to Misa MeQuade to talk tt over, Very often she eva ten ‘iat toete Sasenme are due only to misunderstanding Beng to the ial: aria tlk al ‘and that there Is no reason in the world for the tragedy of permanent separation. Then they go on thelt way rejolcing. Domestic happiness is not wholly a matter of love. Of course, there must be love, but sometimes nage bg george ed ; ; lacking: pect, What ts lacking is the ot \ 7 fn ey) art, too. This is what Miss McQuade (appar fs p. N pacts ope A toot wiepiian' tis ait Si tS So aap en ee 7 ( Toe, Deri See. Sel coven ah aie at “Th that th tlys’ mar] * Wifey-—aotwer ls going to apend| of straw, does of dog salmon skins, discon Simectic relations court sheult podtish « manual bebed on its riage was a ‘tere ea. rea | the winter with us, as she used to eS cme tee and window panes and faith and sons. do. woe a joast what the For divorce reasons, I shoulé| Hubby—T don't care for these old But meant) This town is still waiting for Blaine and Wardall to come say.” fashioned winters. ste = week ehtes bow teen te nat 0 font senet Galen bie antuel forward, waive technicalities and face the people squarely.| "7,7 Was THE REASON cus lemonade of hydrochloric seid, Incidentally that would be the safer course for the two wob- . re) councilmen to take. (And now we know that she Hi (Even as you and 1) F To Councilman Erickson: hig Sang a gg RT: . 4 planned VIRGINIA PEARSON ‘ prayers for speedy recovery. e you, Mr, Brick-} | 5 I . the ho + gion gg Sincerely, { :.. — Siow Torte tie NINETY PER CENT OF THE PEOPLE. haow wash & diplomatic mission, '| Protect Yer (Bven as you and I) Got the Original walked} Which she might have seen when sho ' ORLIG 4 MALTED ‘i i | f (But it ien't on record the lady 80 some of bim lived, but most of him died— (Bven as you and L) But it isn't (he shame, end it isn't the blame That stings like @ White hot; if g | E not a ninelived cat, Vou toe SS Sere te grees. And work like mad might and day Te keep the pupe in pants. te it a iy i 5 i u : if H i 32s brand— moa / : It's coming to know that abe never] 7/9" child, their dagger-like hat|just after I gave you "eee (Boeing at last she could never|2%4 yt} lec wosken wiheah of cigars with those lovely unty building tnstead of efty know why) on them at Xmas, You'll got a laugh just the|And could never wf Fifteen carloads of crackers are Lede. wix stanzas been turned tn eaten dally in |Z EF EE EY EEE HY lois havo been turmed into ‘plays Epica by famcus poets such *% Only thet day dawne to & “ a Goeth & which we are awake—Thoreau. & 7 bceaiag ~ jane" by had man, pyramids In Egypt all covered with |® *| wrights as the basta for the plots. Mra. Smart—A hackman—and | hieroglyphics, and-— SEP EE EE ESSERE EESES) Bit to Rudyard Kipling, the fa at i aor ld * = aire oor ge es many 204 mous English poet and novelist, £ f shad Don't ask us to cleave imart—Sure, that's where yro—what? Shure, did any istinction of having in- Seattle. est busmess training: hgh fizet learned the long drives.—|thim get on ye?—Frank Fogarty. " oo fe Enc \ feast i econ Gea basa " " t Mayflower, | Lyons and Yosoo. — tpi gh ge asecmd Schwarts—Would you lke to try and young women as stenogra modern liner like the Olympic?) pirst Colored Man—Dere’s pin) me of new skin food? priate secretaries and helps -the Stevens now. Cohen—What kind fe it? secure positions. with the lead firms. of Seattle. Taw and Olympte through eran Colored Man—What de oo ee - i want ‘im Barnes. compass of this bite. " é 2 rs pire,” it is said, from the famous Fourth Pane : Sea | painting of Sir Phillip Burne-Jones, | and be ® real American every day in the mgr ome Man—Dido't you | depicting & Delilah gloating over jones have been dramatized; Well, he was a hack- Jones—-I hear Brown had a rab ‘eat clection day. endl Monday dat you cud lick Second Colored Man-—-Ya'ns, ab says now bo one can say he's bald. Those Biaine-Wardall rowdies who are annoying and/‘id; but dat wur tis’ Monday — ws snticolooal M Sings fonhog alt | wens an wel ie a” BALLARD BUSINESS DIRECTO! fontaine are furnishing a fine exhibition of what men) |. as deus, tek Gee Because he has hare | 4 will do for money. —Fred Watkins. BE GUIDED BY THE ADVERTISEMENTS BELOW. _WATCH THE SPECIAL FEATURES THESE PEOPLE. A A WILLING MAN “Do you believe you descended ONLY WAITING Fiub—Have you laid anything by » | from a gorilla?” on Fire Em! | “Ne Hed the professor, calm- hi RELIABLE AND WILL MEET YOUR .E' ERY ¥ ly. “But if I were up a tree and =D _ Congress is asked for another $225,000 to maintain that tariff|a gorilia came after mo, I should | jreraig. rr GROCERY _|PAINT AND WALLP, board. There are at least two rats gnawing at the public cheese that|be perfectly willing to do #0." — — yo if you want @ood| Bay View Pai ‘we want to see Killed off. One is that tariff board and the other ts) Washington Star. ‘ Goods at Lowest Prices for Cash P. ‘aint hat court of commerce. Neither bas the confidence of & per cent L. C. Hotchkiss Is the Place aper Store @f the people, and both are worthless as to any final effect upon public PURSUIT Pes pra a ccaie ‘aka: tha ASX US FoR ial The democratic house can have but one excuse—a rank one—for|,, “You are not pursuing the same agents, 0 af rove orn fo cut off such waste, and that is that democratic prospects | ites of argument as you were some ou . GIVE HIM A TRIAL Phone Ballard 1505 ho . . : re Sonato: —Harper’s Basar, hate 5309 Ballard Av. Bee be Wiehe Gier Gemmcccnth Will yrvbedty cove bar thetr turn at the| 7% iH ted + ‘headin arte ‘ J we —THEIS of BALLARD BAKING CO. _ Headquarters for imported Proce Fish and Of course if these Gill fanatics insist upon riding their|argument are now pursuing me.”| The Stranger—tIs there a hse. Thies hobby too far, Seattle may land a blow that would make last|—Wsingion Bvoning Star cimtnal lente ln yor ovat’ Fg Bag age Rigen ig ope manne nanes OF Werxer inde fixe, pte sie a year’s affair seem like a slap on the wrist. Tho _ Native—Wall, water wagon and New Year resolu-| A¥STTEES © tion jokes these days. ais atte Ave. H.W. FOR VALUE REC! 0 thinks we've got one, but Hubby—I won't say marriage is | been iden & failure, but some are more for . Cubs tmports most of ite stone ead Use Our OS t 4 in what they get than others, from Canada. Potlatch Doughnuts ife-—-You are quite right, dear.| What's become of that happy old — For instance, you got me, but custom of pouring hot water down| The jail bird wishes he might use CIGARS the pump to thaw it out? wings. —_———“ > > eBLane BEING FITTED OVER 50 per cent of New York city’s waitresses are married women. 4 ° ° ° NEW YORK’S subway and elevated roads recently cartied 2,500,000 people in 24 hours. o © © AUTOS are being built with a smali tank and spigot just back of, he driver's seat. What'll ye take? o 0 o CARUSO has gotten up a society opera with seven apes and four Hons as jeading characters. Too many lions, Enrico! o o °o SOUTH is talking of a monument to Dr. 8. A. Knapp, who defeated the boll weevil, Pretty good idea. It was some victory. ee ee WILLIAM C. BROWN, head of Vanderbilt railway system, began by piling cordwood for engines to bur: Get busy, sonny! eee . “THERE'S a fool in covery family!” declared the California lady ‘voter to her caller. He was a bachelor and could see his hat from where he sat, too. o o o MICHIGAN tnventor sent Consin Bill Taft a back-scratcher as a : ‘Market St. It doesn't seom reasonable to give oo & man a pension because he lost his Best we cot ca ae Fruit and Confectionery If there was any entente cordiale in Ballard. Saturday Only Coffee 25c Ib. Lakes 35TH AVE. GROCERY — House, we are sorry for it. ROYAL DYE WORKS Ta ovmcms eae FOURS An unmarried ‘preacher is pretty | “SPECIAL Quick, Prompt Service Use the Phone—Ballara 831. sure to break up the church sooner WE ARE MONEY SAVERS FOR ned i Map. ¢ Italy Olive Ol, Ballard, Bega, Net ted Gem Spuds. or later, cleaned and Sugtights. Blow Pj jutters, Hotel Wor Genera) min B1t4 Ballard Avs ____ TOY SH ALL BASING STOVES 4% CONT. PALACE OF 3 — —— _ -~ |ansor raom Th be rh ote of Cream and Ice Cream er 5 ere can no ghosts till some. Ballard Hardware Co., Inc. TOYS! TOYS! > Now thas abrinthe has been boy- ow cotted by the government, the man- BALLARD HARDWARE CO ufacturers of wall il be Sesiant BALLARD HARDWARE CO obliged to color and adorn. thetr Phone pe product themselves, DAIRY 26th Av. and €7th St thing is alain, FOR THE HOLIDAYS Sbiieah Prices. 260 per Christmas present, If Bill hurries, he can give his whole back a thor- “G” STANDS FOR— tee Cream str at Factory. 5201-5203 Rallard Av. Ph. a none tlie See anima Colle, Cupid and carrot; tor cow| THE ROYAL DAIRY |—— HOTEL BALLARD ~ catcher, oan opener and colfish; for oat Seer £™ cheose, circus and cud. An Ballard Ave. anf Dock Place 180 ; 9 es Maisie—-1 hate sofa pillows, cosy for old Doc Cook. (A few tears, CASCADE DRUG CO. Th Bs WALL P, a] " ‘ b ————— ie Onl: eae 5 the Editor Ss ail corners and tidies, If I ever keep| “She is being fitted » for the| Please.) _ Only Modern House in |—Bajiard Wall house I'll arrange everything sole-| stage.” es . 2 8403 odd fie Ballard. 2B, MITORRE: A ly for comfort, for— “Studying hard, I suppose?” No sermon can be as eloquent as Ballard . . Wi.) HALL WE not less than a minimum price reg-|” morton—-Sweetheart, name the| “Oh! no” Just’ being ftted ‘with |® clean life, ave. ing Wy, * Wer Ol RATES $2.00 AND UF. Good Work—ratr, Just Mia i DO TO BE SAVED? | “lated and controiled by the monop-| day. the necessary gowns Emulsion = with MICHIGAN LAUNDRY |Let Me Figure on Your . olists, It ts farther stated that one SS ee Hypophoaphi —_— han —} 5029 2 T Méitor Septtle Gtars hundred men now have the power MEAN. Ser Rat ee ee | eb toth Ave _ Phone ae Under the present financial and jig dictate prices—both purchasing When Your Hair ee 6 eee MICHIGAN LAUNDRY Solicita Y | Enterprise Wine & ___EMBALMERS —__ carers aor, ate A Full Une of . ~ - COLLARS 2140 Calls Might or Day. CUFFS So PAIR your # 6 Both Av. W. W, watlard, Wasn, | Remember me for i business condition of the country|and selling. By reason of the mo- the great queation before the peo-|nopoly and cold storage plants the ple of the United States is, “What | consumers are in the absolute pow. shall we do to be saved from the |er of the monopolies represented ‘ | “A boautiful growth of long, gl b i and from the monopo-|by the one hundred men, and the: sy and fluffy hair ean be had by Ae Dre Using of trade in the Wnited|controt the output as well as the every woman—hair of a rich, even | COOK'S RESTAURANT | enterprise WINE & States?” it appears from the re-|price of all the necessaries of life. olor,” writes Mrs. Mae Martyn in! PHONE . > “SEALSHIPT co. port of the trial at Chicago that the|The lumber, shingle and timber the Washington Leader. he | we Joe Kehrmann, packers’ combine ba for years,| monopoly controls the output and only condition to this is that sham Oysters” - | and ors. at he Present time, price - lumber, shingles and logs | pootng be indulged in at least once SALMON BAY WOC - fixing the price of cattle, bogs and |\on the Pacific coast. By their shut And a word about what Carried in Stock |" % 0. HEWDNIG] 2 sheep. They not only fix the price|down of 62 days they throw forty Ne “no, never employ ___ WOOD AND COAL . FLORIST ——| Office Phone Bal, 475, Ret] to be paid, but they fix the price |thousand laborers out of employ- soaps or mixtures containing ‘free’ ¥. J. RENSEL ind I Picadas in N BAY WOO! to the consumer, ther reguiate te ment and leave them utterly help- alkali, because of the disastrous) WOOD AND COAL Cc. W. BRIDGES SALMO and Coll both ways. , pay for their ho sffects following Coan: 0 We ‘ood ose La Poliette that the num-| groceries, clothing and a nanan! : Ye i vec? tt bi ty able and really delight-| Qur Delivery is the Best in | Phone for Quick Setvice Ballard 1000! pars, warger AND Der of combined organizations, in| saries of life, » mixture can be made Design Work Decorating Stimaon'a Mill ta) restraint of trade, have swelled to Remedy by dissolving & teaspoonful . af Bellare Big Selection A ESTATE | More than ten thousand, capitalized! The remedy is vigorous prosecu- camthrox in a cup of hot water ard. ‘8 1 Cut Flow Potted Pi REAL st more than thirty-one million dol-|tion of all violators of the This {is enough for a thorough Jars, not including the consolida-|state and interstate laws in re- cleansing of both scalp and hair. WARFORD RB tion of banks, insurance companies straint of trade, and munielpal and After @ canthro S | AR enn trust compani government ownership and control “She 1 not at all bout b tries evowly and quickly and re. 4 paid, for $6! Fhe menatosterere and wholesal-|of the plants necessary for the use,| tHoax—-Did your landlord remem: Feit arin esibougt eee Wasurat ‘cause | 5alne Mt shade, soft fluff Bith Pave car ore ir, = and edibles have|support and maintenance of the|ber you this Christmas? to be.” | mess an " thing is so . 1364, ¥ P waa og trode fn se | Joax—Yes, He raised my rent to, “How do you know?" effect ; pving dandrutt ASK W 7 retall dealers for JOHN E. HUMPHRIES. |ten more a month, | “She told me so herself.” and k 5 calp healthy and 7 Office, 6516 24th AY plant Advt,