The Seattle Star Newspaper, January 3, 1912, Page 4

Phones: Private Hxchange Main 9400 and Independent “Fntered at Seattle, Wi ce Tall, out of elty, 50 cents por month up B1Lt0. ” One year, $i20 : ones of an oF any attem all, and complaints are given e ovr te ateention. fallen. to . a : Madly phone thin Re eee ee Vee or Tad dtl, “Kak for the Clroulation Depart- ment. 400 oF Ind. . . Eating With Your Nose know that, in addition to all your other sins, you are “un yee? You ponte of ua are, tn other words, we don't know it t. Ite a national fault, ™ yet bose Sat mouth, aren't you? Depending on your sense of ? fe thought so! And you get hardly one-sixth of the fun ont of for. f Henry Te Fine is the fellow who knows about noses, He's been @tudy: rs. He says Vivien tre envestion of sweet, sour and bitter, all our countless gn%® delights come to us th our sense of smell.” do you ke candy better than sugar, and wtilingly pay ten times for it? “Because the sugar appeals onty to the taste,” says Mr. . “whereas candy is usually perfumed with the aroma of sarda intergreen, vanilla, hundred other flavoring tance of which we enjoy by inhaling through the i glimmer of Mr. Finck’s talk about Now, this is only the ws Ali Sed He tells of chem- “Ungastronomic America,” in Novewber Century. smoked bam, cold storage poultry and fish, oysters spoiled by fone in fresh water, and all sorts of other crimes committed by Ss Duainess against the great American nose, “Denatured food,’ it. 7 things we eat haven't got the right smell, wo don’t eat ‘em with , the saliva and gastric juices don’t work fight, we get indiges- ve miserably and die before our time, ‘Say, friends, let's have all the delicate favors that are coming to it with our noses, be healthy, happy and live to 130—as we Counsel Bradford to say whether or iy, is Blaine and jcularly one well dis did he vote “no” on the Congresaional Record, he regards the relief, mot aa a reward for. patriotista, because fuur or five children and finds her who can least afford to pay it. declares that he believes in social justice; that y man of woman who has done bis or her ed to suffer in old age. He would gladly From each according to bis ability; se he stood almost alone among bis Fepublican colleagues, and because he had the full courage of bis con ‘Wietions in speaking and voujng as he did. Blaine and Wardall, knowing they can’t fly the recall fence, . up and down like two agitated ganders looking for que to crawi through. upon it,” says Thoinas ve his life away.” @ man that ts putting bis own pleasure or prosperity by any stretch of imagination, could be said to be ? And do you know a man who is thinking and who Isn't “giving his life away,” from the ordinary and see if that isn't about the size of it? Well, THE STAR—WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 3, 1912. =n YES, | ALMOST FORGOT TO TeLt YOU THAT PART OF IT= AFTER CHARLEY Lert —— — + } 1 YOU DONT WANT A LIGHT Let 60, 1 DO AND |! BET Yee G&T 17, TOO Mt! After an hour's hard prevarication, the musical instrument dealer suceceded at last in working off the choap cornet on a customer at four times ita vaiue. “Where shall | send it?” be inquired biandly, when the customer had signified that he gave tn. “To No, 969 Fig street. My fat ts on the third floor,” was the ponse. The enterprising tradesman’s jaw fell. He had moved bis family, the day before, to the flat on the second floor of No, 959 Fig street, on a three years’ agreemont. HOW IT HAPPENED Condescending Chapple! weally can't wemember your -n bat | bave an iden that I've met you here before. . Nervous Hoat--Oh, yea; very likely its my house,—Sket: Steer eater teen ewe eee ef t * A “QUICK-CHANG ARTIST” : * Inquiring Vieltor--Yesterday you appeared as a fireeatey & --today you are an Eskimo swallowing raw, frozen fleh, ¢* * “Yes. My doctor ordered «a change of diet.”-~Mégxendorfer ® Blactter. * Reet ee tee eet eteeehane th --——— e ONE OF THE MYSTERIES “The railway business ia pretty complicated.” replied the traveling man “I don't suppose T ever wi ble to understand why two towns that look so close together railway map get so far a) when they come to measure up thy tance with @ mileage book.”---Washington Star. NEITHER GOING “How quickly our new Americans assimilate our ideas “How now?” “1 asked an Italian friend of mine if he wasn't going home to fight, and he tells me that be is paired with a Turk on the next biock.”— Washington Herald THE REAGON £5 th’ man did he ex- him ter go ter York ter T have it cashed.” f THE OTHER SIDE If we could peek beneath the snow We'd very likely see ‘The rove, the daisy and the pink All happy as could be, And in some hidden corner mot The springtime and the violet If we could hear the songs that flow Beneath the waves of front, We'd know that in the winter time The summer ts not lost; Hut where glad dreams of sunshine pasa It holds communion with the grass. Ove advantage of boing fat is that you never have to alt bealde a fat man on the train. Sti some people can be mixer- able cnoagh without reading Ibsen. Hine blood and blue milk are very much alike. Both have been watered, One way to get a supply of cab- baxe without paying for it is to stand behind the seenes when the Irish players are putting on “The Playboy of the Westera World.” No man has religion who cannot onsite, “Two cannot live a cheaply # ono” may be axiomatic, bat they often do. IM THE PAWN SHOP ALL DAN AND NOT A CusTomer CAME IM. HE FINALLY LOCKED THE Shor FoR THE DAN | STOPPING JUST LONG ENOUGH To. SAY,—" te GEFFLTE Fis 13 TenoER, This Is Now, If Mabel Taliaferro had not become It! and couldn't go on with her part ae Polly of the Cirous— well, maybe ida Leon's ploture would be seen today on the big bill- boards advertising the Ringling Bros.’ cireus. For Ida, then 17, and only a little over two years ago, became & leading tady overnight. From child hood she has followed the circus tents, a momber of the St. Leon family of acrobats and bareback horse riders, Bhe never expert enced that shaky thing called stage fright. She played to crowds— monster crowds, Hut, while going through the many serial gyrations above the sawdust, she dreamed the dream that has ever entered the hearts of many pretty young girle—the dream of being a real actress. ‘Then came “Polly of the Clreus,” produced for the first time in 1908, with Mabel Taliaferro in the lead ing role, It had a elreus horse, and | the St. Leon family became mem | bers of a theatrical organization They, of course, gave the elreus color to the show. f But Ida got bitten by that bug)’ called ambition, and from the wings ry night she watched Mins Tal- faferro, She studied her as Mabel was never studied before, or per ther actress. Every lit t of Mabel's had a caning to young Ida. could repeat every Hine in the leading lady's part, And then Mabel felt {1 The show manager waa up In the alr, and, not being a circus performer himeelf, he felt unbalanced there, Wherefore {da St. Leon, sweet 17, came to the resene. “Please, rr.” spake she, “I can help you out tonight.” Then followed, of course, the nual series of exclamatory objec Hone. “What! You? noted in your life! only a etrews child. had a peaking part!” ike that Now, course, vince, t wonderful Refore long You never acted Why, you're You've never And more are, of to con- while managers proverbially har they take a chance they know that they're bound s some real coin of the realm they have to stop the show And that's how Ida St. Leon be-| ing lady. She played during the exposition at the Moore theatre, and ts now recelving a} hearty welfome on her second ap pearance here, at the Seattle the “Polly of the ¢ ally fite her as the skin fut Ida doesn't want jto play the came part all her life And she's looking for a new play lthar'lt fit her a fortune in store for some playwright who} jean accommodate het jthe ambition, the p willingness to study. : Schneider Kept Order. | Por forty years old Schneider jthat ts not bis same-—kept a saloon | lfor lonaehoremen. * Longshoremen | fare thick mnacled, excitable per lxous, who havé a fancy for using cotton hooks when they are in thelr cups A Weat street saloopkeeper ie not 13 MASSEL ToFFE © js thetic fixure, but that pieture | MY B0Y smoxes dope! ot old Schneider tending bur pa-| |tiently for forty years in order thet | jhe might end bis days on bis own farm had something touching in tt an | Stottd, quiet, unimaginative old Pennsylvania produces $15,000,000 | man, he bore with an oceupation worth of garden truck per annom.|he frankly 4 o& emnnne of the MBB reward it promised. His only refer- | ence to thoas Weat sigect years now in his gocasional dec fon that he | A boy remembers his mo ran a qilet place the Story of How Ida St. Leon, Now, Became a New Leading Lady Overnight An Important Sale of Ladies’ Tailored St high grade hand tailored Suits, ranging value from $25, $30, $25, and in many f 1332-34 Second Av. Interest on Savings™ stances as high as $40, in all this models and roaterials, including the begt | qualities of broadcloth. and worsteds, are now offered at the WE ses ° — in Seattle We are making this special reduction order to clear space for 1912 models, whieh: are now coming in. Come at once, make your selection, beage EASTERN Ouathtting Co., Inc. “Seattle's Reliable Credit House” $184,631.40 ie, * | er in mein | dey coult| I vould not hat! “T always had ¢ * eaid bh fight 4 The man who invented pa leathers has sever been found. As announced in Monday's paper, Interest credited to Savings Depositors ip] going without wives if you don't get busy ink so? That's because you don't know. iacreasing much faster than women in the United are 2,691,479 more men than women. There at least that number of lonely bachelors using shingle nails to suspenders and consuming canned goods or restaurant fare. simply not women enough to go around—106 men to 100 getting worne ai! the time. ald you keep a bunch | it} rnd it. Bat woe unto him when we get “Bat how of jongshoremen from fighting ted to?” ost by Nitting dem om de The committee recommended the! vit de bode. rtor,” explains purchase of four Winc! hneider, simply.—Cinctnnati | @auge repeating shot guns at $2 | VERBUM SAP the Scandinavian American Bank for year 1911 amounts to $184,631.40—the year's total in the history of the bank The bank is a little over 19 years old, earlier years it didn't pay so much tor rifles at $11.36 each tiot was presented by Kellar that the committee purchas the guns and 4 suitable supply of ammanition for the protec . the sheriff —Whéeaton Minoian. “Fr r a 3 4 it an! of Pine Cam Take these two ingredients 4 jut them Into a half pint ke well. ‘Take right off and avoid the rash. Six out of every 100 as fate, (Or get a widow.) Get This for Colds because naturally the growth of Savings De Prescription for Posttive Results. }/ posits to amounts that earn these large | Don't Experiment. 9 has been gradual; just as gradual, in fact, the growth of that man’s deposits who J to save and bank a little from each pay velope—and sticks to it. two | ann Regsy—Aw, pwoud beauty, you spuro me love, now! Let me tell} Wicks-Why is it that you're so 3 Little Tariff Lesson jyou 1 will not always be alsore on your fatherin-iaw? = i jelerk—I— Ticks—My wife wanted to get a Pegey—Ot course, you may be/ divorce a couple of years ago, and ‘The cost of raising wool in Obio te 19 cents a pound. fired. ‘he persuaded ber not to. 4 tea b — me Ty Og Te eT oe i eae tas ohare aia cents a pound. THE SUBSTITUTE EASY MONEY States arene Ses ae tariff on wool—a tariff HOGARTH and Co. 16 Viet . mportation FI t he eta! st et ee at Stn., Lewlsham.—-From the Sid-|# result? ‘ | PAs ney, N. 8 W., Herald. ANTIPODEAN CIPHER Who wants an Xmas box? £100 knocked off price In order to effect | of immed. Sale, Will sacr. D. F. COTT., ideal res. pos., d. and 4. rms 36 ft. fold. d., ball 7 ft., 3 1. bedrma., brifst. court, kit., 1. ptry., 1. bathrm., | seul,, Idry., tiled ver., refused 27s 6d wk. rent. Immed. poss. Only £650.) if you are not saving money, or if you kt your money idle, these simple figures provide food for very serious thought. to share in this large distribution of int is to miss the easiest, the surest, the method yet known of making your earn more money. es Dae Br paeice. = the past six yours this has had @ The meanest man we ever knew] Wontorful demand—Advt used to feed his horse sawdust In the dark so the nag would think it was bran, ‘We welcome S:vings Accounts from $1 A POPULAR PLACE upwards. Deposits may be sent by mail fee] SRWELL & McCOY CO. leas than street car fare. aa iotlons, diationsry mad Contes: It Phe THE HEN AND THE DUCK nery oni in, We will save (By a Girl of Seven.) “Oluck, cluck, cluck,” Said the hen to the duck, Who waa picking at the ground, “Say, what is that sound ‘That sound like my chick, In these woods so thick? But it can't be he, For it's up in a tree,” “And when one speaks of Banks) that have grown without consolida | — tion, Banke that have become big because they are popular and sue cessful through no other power than — the good will of depositors, your mind instinctively turns to the good tion 1718 Yester. Tnd. Cedar 1947. & good work, but it doesn’t meet the greatest need of America connection with home-building on the soil What Is needed is an outlet for vast numbers of men and women are not down and out and don’t intend to be. Depositors’ Funny how some of these big fellows seem to take it for granted that they have sole authority to say who'll be mayor... Gen. Nelson A. Miles Gen. Nelson A. Miles publishes his reminiscences under the appro- Pirate title, “Serving the Republic.” He was a major general at 24 and in some of the biggest battles of the Civil war; beeimée our @reatest Indian fighter and the conquerer of Chief Joseph, Geronimo and Sitting Bull, and took Porto Rico in the war with Spain. It ts a record, in which all Americans take pride. If McKinley had sent Miles instead of Shafter to Cuba It fs possible Miles would have been president instead of McKinley in 1900, but— Kinley didn’t. Observations FIRST Jap auto dealer has sailed for the Flowery Kingdom with a number of American cars, eeeee MORE than 200,000,000 barrels of oll—the record—produced in the U. 8. in 1910. John D. can endow another hospital. eee ee PORTLAND, Or., council, drives out the loafers and ropriates $10,000 to employ idle people who really want work, Socialism. “4 . eee $1X or seven centuries before Christ dentists did pretty fair bridge- work, according to recent discoveries, Wonder if they had those darned ‘buzz-saws, too? eee ee COUNTRY DUST Is irritating but mainly harmless; city dust is not only irritating but harmful. Moral: Don’t raise any more dust that you have to, or else live in the country. Kitty--Are you sending many things away this year? Daisy—Dear me, but picture postal “How itors? “Pay ‘em something on and they'll all drop dead.” can | get rid of my} ¢ Nothing ards. JUST THE REVERSE Cuts Mrs. Barnes-—Ie that euchre club! “Daughter, has the you recently joined a progressive|the old, old story; as yett” euchre club? “Yes. Ho says he Mrs, Wise—Not very progressive, 200,000 plunks,” Now that’s quite absurd To take a chick for a bird. “Cluck, elack, cluck,” Said the hen to the duck. Under the Veil of Tears. Edgar M. Church, the famous foot- ball veteran of Philadelphia, was fea at Franklin Field about foot- charms. “When I was playing tn '97's class games,” said ‘there waa a ‘91 chap who lost s dear relative. The funeral took place the day wo play- od ‘98, and, at the gamo's ond as I was crossing over to the college the funeral procession — THE EXPLANATION * are asteroids?” - “They're the things they cut out boys’ noses, #0n."— Baltimore American. ies She—Mr. Sinnick te very polished, LX aaa Loans N stating that the customer's balance is the basis of ac commodation, we do not mean that only depositors with us can secure a loan here. But it is a fact that we always give our regular customers the prefer ence in such matters, because we believe that a bank's first obligation in extending credit is to its own customers, whose ac- counts and standing warrant credit, and who at spectal sea- sons need loans in their busi- ness, THE irst National Bank Organized 1883 Ploneer Square, Seattle Eatorest Paid on Time and Savings Deposite. Scand old Scandinavian American.” Extra Days for Savings Deposil Savings Deposits made up to aid eluding Saturday and Saturday ev will draw interest from January 1. is an excellent time to start a new $ ings Account or to add to an old one inavian American Ba Resources Over $10,000,000