The Seattle Star Newspaper, January 1, 1912, Page 4

Phones: Private Exchange Main 9400 and Member of United Press. Published es arin t for all, and oe hain ton. Tf paper falled to arrive Betive’ at once, Main 940° or ment. To stick for the big show. Not to repeat the baby's sayings. To confine our gossip to people’s good points To keep our virtues off the band wagon. To rest between drinks. To tell the truth only when it is helpful To kick no dog. To hurt no child. To sneer at no man, To reverence all women. To tickle all vanities but our own. To laugh whenever there is a chance. To share all our joys. ‘To keep our sorrows to ourself. To carry no chip on our shoulders. To love our neighbors and still leave them alone To divide our punkin pies. To give no neckties for Christmas. To work as hard as we rest. ‘To rest as hard as we work, To remember the honey, not the sting. To see the rainbow, not the storm. To keep the rose and not the thorn. To worship as we work. To dream while we dig. To live in the sunshine. To fill the soul as well as the pocket To keep an open heart for all wanderers. To cling to eternal things. To love man and trust God. Rarest of the Arts Robert Louls Stevenson, prince of literary stylists, wrote: sex citats bat ong arto omit. Oh, if I knew bow to omit, I would no other knowledge. A man who knew how to omit would make an Sia of a dally newspaper.” ‘We omit comment. phone this Yad 441 ott tor the Clroulation Depart THE STAR—MONDAY, JANUARY 1, 1911, NOTHING SERIOUS | fe HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYBODY !! The Walnats and the Wine The food question ts nicely solved by London's medical journal, the It tells us that walnuts and port are the things. “Thirty large walnuts contain as much fat as two and three-quarter’ pow of lean " according to this authority. Port goes fine with the wAlnuts. a leroee ret the walnuts and port? Are they available nobody but themselves. Now, what do you have? Suppressed plays, Oscar Wilde, Ber ions too strong for general consumption! ibmerged tenth!” These precious aristocrats tiie ciel aasete enclose” itt sock 20 be teeaen tate ayaae and that “beauty parlors” will soon all be turned into gymna- o 68 °o BUFFALO has one schoolroom so noisy that the teacher hagto use Tt tan't the children’s fault, ether. Big Business makes io: an noise outside. e ° o MULES of the U. 3. are valued at $561.000,0900. Long-eared crop as valuable as corn. ° ° ° BETHLEHEM, Pa, was named on Christmas eve, but that fact seem to. make much difference to the steel trust. o ¢ o * E way to save money is to pare your apples and potatoes thin,” @ays Uncle Hez. That's all right, Unk, but if you are too careful, you'll what the potatoes are worth in time. Has to be some oo voices. Wasn't he ever at a footfall game? Every man and woman can get the clothing they need here with the right sort of credit terms. This store not only affords you a@ selection of the best in men’s and women’s wearing apparel, but the ready cash is not necessary. Under our broad, liberal, convenient credit plan only a small pay- ment is made at the time of purchase, while the balance of the account is paid weekly or monthly, Outfitting Co., Inc. =**Seatile’s Reliable Credit House” Hotel Milwaukee Stenm Heat Hot and Cold Water Electric Lights Telephones x EVERY noo A Now Motel, © enteniiy Located Over $20,000 Worth of High Class Furniture in Rooms aos Single hooms, per week . Room and Bath, per week. 7-3 Hired ‘$5.90, Meath $20.00 Inspect this hotel — Everything complete—A beautiful lobby and correspondence room si ORNER SEVENTH AND KING STREETS Dining Hoom im Connection. Phones: Ind. 2071; Main 4504, Cedar 414 East 414, MADISON At 12th Bekins Vans are waterproof, dust’ proof, all padded inside; safe as in your own home. furniture is as Get Bekins to move you. An invent dao deomendes in a fleld and said to @ rather well dressed individual: “Here, mind my machine a min- i dressed ——_ wal snarled. “Me mind your chine? Why, I ama United 8 States “ what of it?” sald the art Th trust you.”—St. Paul Die returning with empty baskets and tried tempers. As they entered the village — dog ran at roges barking y. One of the fishermen kick- it away carelessly. “Aren't you afraid he'll go for you if yo@ do ina” asked his friend. His companion looked sadly and fully into his face. ‘only wish he would,” was the M “T'd chance almost i Head Clark (to applicant for gov- ernment ee] these » your identification papers? Applicant— Yes, * Head Clerk—H un ator. pateb. HOWARD MANN Jack Spfat was far from fat, His wife waa very lean; And so, with both together, A shadow scarce wax see! UP TO DATE (iain (shouting)—Back to the mines! Manager—No! Bo more up to date. Say, “Back to the hangars!” and show you know something about an airship. A DISTINCTION “t have perfected a furnace that I think will make a hit.” “What is new about itt” “You don’t shake ft down; you crank it w NEW TO HER Ageut—Miss, coula I sell you @ patent vacuum cleaner? Maid (foreibly)—No, aff. don't keep a vacuum here. HUBBY's Views “Do you believe in ghosts?” ‘We I believe im spirita.” Stace Menage elt I think a trip to Burop@ have to cut out that fair|do your wife good, Ho Lydia, I want to die! I want to|shall call fn another phys die!” see if my diagnosis is Roderick De Butt—Why, sirrah? “T guess it's Stage Manager—Some of the au-j| Better call in j dience might accommodate you, want to hasten the cure,” 1 him. “Anita Fride mush is discour a with fancy: Looks Kood, doosn’t it? But bet a dollar you can't write it off without a mistake, TO 1912. He, Ste en St nt in— for you to dance, yo 09! Pull up by the fire, I've @ cozy room for you In my Heart's Desire! Still, the Old Yoar waan't so bad, was he? Will your resolutions eat out of your hand yet? Do you think 9 you will give up |Your good resolutions before Lent? It is better to lve resolutions | than to make them. The New Year will mean nothing! except an the Old Year's meaning is added to ft. We havo to keep the Old Year| ——— around Hke an old shoe to slide into after working hours, » Happy New Year, thing | pray— Don’t increase my appetite Uniets you raise my pay. ENQUIRED, “ JUST Bi we'Rm Ab. FULL OF HOPS, DOES THAT MAKE 1912 A LEAP YEART WURRN WrTh THAT CR ice] tions, let us.try and keep some of the old ones. As the New Yoar comes prancing in jubliantly we trust his spirits will not be crushed by the spectacio of the woolen trust singing “There's Bo times like the aid times.” This is the one day of the year when the water wagon can charge what it pleases and sell all tts stand- ood gaa ‘Tomosrow the accidents in. A New Year resolution is never kept as long as a borrowed um- brella, It is not easy for a housewife to resolve to remain satisfied with the husband Fate has given her. The New Year is @ baby left on every man's doorstep. Don't take the new until you have sef old year away in stranger in tucked the It isn't so much what the New Year brings you that counts as it is what you give the New Year. It's hard, though, to get all the Christmas cigars out of the way in time to begin resolving on New Yoar'a day. The average resolution smells strongly of mote | dalla. if you'll just nay, “God helping 1 wilt be kind,” you needn't any other resolutions. The Now Yoar will be much like _ Old Year for the baseball um- pire. The Most Nu: “Abroad they for millionaire Dixey at the iy Club, in New York, “but, as # matter of fact, the majority of us are a good deal like Brewster. ‘Grandma, sald Brewnste: young son one day, ‘which of my its do I resemble? Both,’ the grandmother answer- ed. ‘You have your mother's re- markable capacity for spending money and your father’s absolute genius for not making it.” Claas. ) Americans Henry 5, Too Talkative. It was a beautiful evening, and Ole, who had screwed up courage to take Mary for a ride, was car- ried away by the magic of night. “Mary,” he marry r “You, Ole,” she answered softly. Ole lapsed into a silence that at last became painful to his tances, le,” she said desperately, “why don’t you say something Ay tank,” Ole replied too much said already asked, “will you y bane Success. What sort of a part has Fish in the new play?” “An emotional one—at least for He has to refuse a drink in the third aet."—Judge, “HAPPY NEW YEAR” THEY ARE RELIABLE Renton, Rainier Valle COLUMBIA JACKSON ST. Beddow’s Jewelry Store TRANSFER ; Phone Cedar 1178 COAL AND WOOD In Large and Small Quantities. WATCH BEPAIRING Whea It Lape 5 Here it Will Keep. me My en Will Guaran- tee You Safe Work. Columbia, O14 Reston Line 8811 Jackson St. HOTEL. IDAHO “Poove tnd. tenn ———_ CENTRAL FEED STORE moeam & mooan $006 Mainier Ave. Columbia. Hay, Grain, Flour and Feed Bescon The tee Tork 24. CONFECTIONERY gIBBITTs & Son 4200 Rainier Ave. Columbia We Are the Leading Place Here. A Clean Store. Prices Right ‘The Best Goode —_—_——————— Columbia Laundry, Inc. All One Bigck From Depots STAR MARKET HARRY MUHL, Prop. He Knows Your Needs ket in This District. PHONES, USE THEM Your Mome Leunéry. Phones, Beacon 2168, Ind. Col. 168. We Deliver Anywhere OFFIC AND PLANT 4806 Rainier Ave. CITY SASH & DOOR CO. BUILDING PAPER na eh, per toi 8 , per equare .. tise $000 RAINIER AVB. Beacon 1967 LUNCH AND CAFE A Lunch or Meal SERVE You. Home Cooked. Pork of My Specialties. MRS. O. McCOSKRIE, Prop. Gor. Jackson and 23r@ Ave. BAKERY ‘York 66 DRUG STORE —WE NEVER SLEEP— At Your Service Night or Day THE GOODRICH PHARMACY 5700 Rainier Ave. Phone Col. 44. Beacon 4390. ST. LOUIS BAKERY 9418 Dearborn st. Phone Cedar 1391. Ten Kinds cf Bread, All Made. ns DUDLEY & SONS GRAVEL AND FUEL —PHO! Bunset Beacon 1571, Ind. Col. 46, FUEL, ALL KINDS Cortifies ——, Certificates Tes QUALITY AND wzIcET FUEL Co. Beacon 1068. Ind. 3801. MILLINERY TAILORS M. OLSEN @ CO. ‘Fhe Up-to-Date LADIES’ AND MEN'S TAILORS Wee Our Phone, Ind. Cedar s67. Good Silk Beavers... 75 Good Wool Felt ....$1.50 WRILE THEY Last. Enterprise Millinery Co. 4908 Mainier Ave. GROCER PLUMBING a Meating ond Gas Fitting WILLIAMS & GoweY 2209 Dearborn. W. P. PHALEN Phones, Beacon 1522, Colunibla 1, ‘The ‘Date Grocer of the ler Valley. Pure Foods—Full Weights IT Witt, BE RIGHT. Ph Maple 596. “IRAINIER VALLEY DISTRICT FLORIST GROCERS Full Weight and Prompt Delivery. teattic. Mewly Qurnished. . Wot end Cold ‘ater in All Rooms. Oldest Mar- LIKE YOUR MOTHER USED To and Beans one Home LAKE GRAVEL CO. and VICTOR MUTCHINGON & GETCHELL, Prope. RD We Will Call With Our Automobile, Let These People, Estimate Your ‘ork, Ingluding City, York ani PATRONIZE THE FOLLOWING FIRMS IN YOUR DISTRICT RENTON _—_—_——— Renton Undertaking Ca, Best equipped parlors ia rection Lady attendant. an service, Low One of the best ‘oxperteanall men in charge. Phone BM. 151, Ind. Price LAUNDRY Your Clothes Come Back You Right PRONE BLACK 71. CAI —_—_-_- -— rere THE MELROSE FRED UDER, Prop. —-is the—-- £ “GOOD FEED” PLACE WELL MAKE FEEL cl Central Meat Now is the time to order as poultry and save time and the worry of CENTRAL MARKET, €. G. DITLEVSEN, 2 Sunset M. 61. Ind. Waite GENERAL MERC. Country jobs a specialty. and masoline engines sold and Agent for the Fuller & Farm Punp Engine. Fite Sm and makes it bump. White 491. Rew, HARDWARE Renton Hardware Ca” Some Big Speciats on COME AND SER. BIG SAVINGS _ Phone Ind. White 201, GROCERY A Dandy Clean Store t s Pure Foods, Right |W. } Megaure. Cor. @nd and Burnett REAL ESTATE = Six lots, $0 feet of water mM ayn Mawr, only $1,200. ny fortunes have had ¢ gin in the property. lor you if you WILSON & M Marries Bldg. Star Want Ads” _ Bring Resuils g Rainier © Beach, Dunlap, firichton, Millman city © Valentin tions. PHYSICIANS ROSE BUSHES Phone Beacon 966. Sahli’s Greenhouse and Nursery Brighton Beach Station, Renton Line, Go Bast to Lake. BELDEN, THE GROCER Phone Beacon 449, Cedar 1354. 1808 Rainier Ave. CASH STORE A SAVING. OE | ‘ ———— J. 8S. ROOK Hammond's Best Flour Beacon 1295 Gotumbia 5 $1.88 for 49-1b, Back. Southeast Seattle, Pure Foods, Full Weights, &: ‘We Surely Gan Ploass You.” WE SAVE YOU MONEY BI@ SPECIAL. WHITE FRONT GROCERY Ind. Col. 96. Beacon 2999, QUALITY COUNTS ———— am. P. MAPE! Fairview Station CERTIFIED WEIGHT Certificate Receipts Phone Beacon 3345, Prop. Phone Beacon 3629. Orchard Beach Grocery Strictly Cash—Wil Save You Money. 7829 Rainier Avo. een BRUHST'S GROCERY Phones, Columbia 75. Besse Columbia 44, CARL E. KOENIG, M, 8710 Rainier Ave. Hours, 9 to 11 a.m. 3 to § a By Appointnemt. Rainier Beach Pharmacy | Phone Ind. ©: DRUGS, WOTTO: Stazzo CIG4RS, CHOICE © Best Drug Store in District RIGHT PRICES. REAL ESTATE 160, Beacon acre on Renton fe —small house, good houses, Pine chance for raiser, $2,150, on terma. DUNLAP & CO, BEACON SthsrozEe ronzesrasy