The Seattle Star Newspaper, December 30, 1911, Page 4

E SEATTLE STAR Private Bxchange Main 9400 and Independent 441 Phe Star Publishing Ce. tie, Wasi patottice as sedond-cta ark Cents per month up f0 six month Bix monthi, 2 This office at ance of any fathure y of he paper, or any attempt to tim the desire of the man agement complaints are given ¢ ourteoun fatten t ive any night by 6 at once, When you can't find any —, in on sugar and steel! bills, growing out of T fearful war (co! en the trusts, screw up your faith a little tighter and oe what the ministration says through the Boston Transcript, to Ww “ “It is pointed out that, although the day after the dissolution, so to apeak, the actual ownership of the segregated properties may be the Bame, the death of the owners and lapse of time will bring about genuine ransfors.” a Cheer up! The court of commerce may wobble and splutter, 0 U. S. supreme court may get unreasonably mixed, Tafis may come — rims, Here you have it! Wickershams may get “charley-horse” in their good eword Reosevelts may fail to tree the corporation behemoths, bat the hb Gost of living shall nevertheless perish from the land and honorable ‘eompetition blossom like a Kansas sunflower, for Death and Father Time @re on the job! The great dissolvers of all created things are doing busine the old stand. tag tion Hang on! All you've got to do is to outlive Rockefelier, organ, Carnegie and the othor kings of finance, and watt antil their heirs get tired of grabbing off 20 to 90 per cent profits. Meanwhile, the Mitting of the busy little Wickersham from Crust to trust, sipping a little mectar from each bud and flower, is merely a bit of vaudeville pastime for your amusement, You have to pay Wickershama, anyhow, #0 cheer up! DON'T CROWD I! LET THE GENTLEMAN OFF THE CAR, PLEASE! Automobiles to Burn Aa you dodge the automobiles in the streets, you wonder how so many people can afford to have them. You are still further amazed when you see the number of sales places that appear to do @ thriving Dusiness in supplying more of them, and when you read of the great fac fortes that are turning them out day and night. an “Won't th “Isn't there any bottom to the demand?” you aak, Strike it pretty soon?” Apparently not. Just laten to the facts given to a New York cham- Der of commerce in a recent speech by J. N. Willys: There are in American cities and towns 15,900,000 families, of whom 4,208,000 have incomes in excess of $1,200 a year—"All eligible as auto Owners,” he tells us. ‘There are in use today 455,000 cars, leaving the comfortable margin oe bs aged town families yet to be supplied, there are 1,349,000 farmers making $1,200 and more a year, ‘who can also buy cars, raising the total to 5,102,000. As we produce new rate of 250,000 a year, there's an eightecn-year job in sight factories. t all—not by a jugful. We're exparting 15,000 cars a yoar, lot of bachelor men and girls not listed as “families,” and we of possibilities in the line of commercial vehicles, wear out! hat of Col, Sellers’ estimate of the market Dut the fact remains that the automobile business is them. “Too many jewels and clothes,” Henry id them. He continued: her jewels, she | Whenever any portion of your ike a sore thumb, you are overdressed. To conspicuous than your costume.” secretary of the Social Science clubs, with too much. “Think of it!” she ex- , [those dice alone. -sized business man of Baltimore, Jauntily enough to raise $15,000,000 for an independent steam- ‘ship line from coast to coast via nal. He failed. The GARVIN’S CORNER BY REV. JOSEPH L. GARVIN, 8. D., M. A. Pastor of the First Christian Church, Beattie. MY KIND OF OUR NEXT MAYOR? Us guessing. We do not all a idea is a man the majority to elect. Such a one is more than angel, not a snob, not a but a man—clean in his pe babits, happy in HIS DOMESTIC LIFE, honorable his business relations. Naturally must qualify. There are today say levels of efficiency. 1 al] those things you are thinking of jast now. These are @ny mayor's earmarks. HE MUST HAVE BRAINS @hough to run the city business in 8 business way, and be man enough ‘ft respect his oath of office. If he) between. He faces conditions and ‘Will only do this, his self respect | strives to make them better. He 5 lige gl oe safe. But to be effi- Pabig erage Fad rights of all under it he must possess ¢ law and serves “ THREE OTHER QUALIFICA.| WITH STRAIGHTFORWARD, ‘TIONS. —_ sg arb wu | God fearing, man-loving justice and os eae oe ana |@F play. Can any one ask for castes etentniottevan Beat ‘of | more? It is a big man’s task Dros} 5 | ther all, you, yourself, will acknowledge |o¢ pt a tie snongt , GIVE ME A MAYOR OF BU: RST, A BROAD SYMPATHY. be boride sense a mayor is city |NESS sense, level headed judgment, father and he has to deal with ail |{ntelligent sympathy, construetive kinds of children engaged in alt|!magination and with a sense of Kinds of businesses, He may ap- {ir play. Let him be an impartial e or rebuke, sometimes spank |Clty father to all his children and and sometimes: counsel, but 1 will trust my interests to his care. HI8 OATH OF OFFICE will de- ‘cide his actions. If he has a genuine | @ympathy and can put himself in| other shoes, even the naughty , take their punishment with a growing respect for author. | DELIVER US from a good man ‘With narrow sympathies. He would 40 more harm than good. A bad! man is unthinkable, because he can- Rot possess intelligent sympathy. SECOND, A CONSTRUCTIVE! blades. ONG AS MUTT’S. An air. castle architect dreaming for fifty years to come and stumbling over present problems is out of the ques- tion. We want a stargazer who keeps bis feet ou the ground makes Seattle of today the prom! Seattle of tomorrow. THIRD, a sense of justi He is mayor of big and little busines good and bad people, and all way have the bargains; to take advantage of th re will be no one but yourself to blame if you only get half as for your money later. Here are a few reminders $1.00 S-inch Wr . 49e 11-16 Red D Blectri or Carpenter's Auger Bit... . tbe Wood Handle Coping Saw 180 |] 28 &inch No. 20 Stanley ry Square ...... 4 190 S0e Perfect Saw Jointer $1.26 Stanley Ratehet Brace . 880 2.00 Stanley Concealed Ratchet Leeds ¢ 490 } clan's Continuous Performance of High Vaudeville | We serve a special New Years Dinner, with pint of wine, one dollar, from 6 to 8 p. m. Cor. Pike and Westlake 500 ¥ CMAP VISE eee e sees ees «ss OO 3.00 Bergman's Improved Corner Ktundreds ' of ‘equally "an good values; come and buy today for 1435-17 Fourth Avenue. ||; Ace A PRoresr -wite You If UP-TO-DATE “Well, Won Lung,” aaid the customer, “1 suppose that you are going back to China to help organize the republic.” % suavely repited the laundryman, “I wait until the new republic ie organized; then | go back and organize a laundry trust.”--Chicago Post. A TACTFUL MISTAKE “Mr. Joblotse knows how to please lady customers.” “What does he dot” & “He calls all the married women ‘Miss,’ and all the single women ‘Mra.’ "—Housokeeper. FRIENDSHIP “Are they friends?” one of them lends the other money, but I'm not sure which Kind-Hearted Stranger-—See here, my friend; take my advice and let They're loaded. Intoxicated Gambler—Coertainly they are! as ‘tls for the other! —Puck. So'm lL Fair for one Oe" (ar “Rain™fails more frequeaty be. tween the hours of 3 and § o'clock {a the morning than at any other time.” “She seems to be very fond of music.” | “Yes, indeed. You'll always find | her at the plano when her mother in washing the dishes. Impose! “Johnny, did you have a good time at the party?” always get into a storm when I reach home between those hours.” CH SAFETY WAS UNDEGIRABLE to consult yoy on a cer 1 promised mother to behave my- self.”—-Answers, London. 80 CONSIDERATE OF HIM “So you are a bill collector?” “Yes. Here is one—" “Keep it, my boy, keep it. You seem to have a nice collection there. Far be it from me to break it up.” —Tit-Bits. done me the my band In Making the Best of It. “I don’t think I care for you for 4 son-in-law.” “And I know I don't care for you for a fatherindaw, but with the daughter you have I don’t see how we can avold it. However, we won't heed to associate with’ one an- other.”~-Houston Post. 4 land Plain Dealer. HE COULON’T DO IT “Did you get on your knees when you proposed?” “No; the girl I proposed to wag Strange. using them!”—Answers, London. Mrs. Highupp—How was charity ball? Mrs. Bi All right, but it wonder they made anything when you consider the small amount they spent on it. Thelr expenses were actually .v#s than their recelpts— Puck, the A GENTLE HINT He—Don't you like to eat a pea with the skin on? like kissing a man er—4 think I hear New York Times, with @ mustache mother calling. | It's a bad thing to have a reputa |tion, for the public always insists on taking liberties with it, WHAT CAUSED THE BREACH. It was a sad day for Samson when he inaugurated the habit of having wives cut a man’s hair, HAS TO THINK UP NEW ONES, as ae we YOU GONT Speak to Loraine any more?” “She won three of my engage-| nous.” ment rings from me playing) “Say not #0; I can't tell tho sane bridge.” | Me to my wife twice.” “How could f have a good time? |“ Nat Goodwin in still tom; unmarried. We often wonder how @ man who chews tobacco can get a wife, We notice @ remedy advertised guaranteed “to prolong the life of Old people.” But we are looking for one that will do the trick for young people. Platonic affection means a neat im the balcony. {The best necktie Is the one that Wears out most rapidly. Dreams go by contrartos. Womea must be dreamers. Swearing at angel cake strikes us aa the height of irreverence. No man ought to live on anaes SANTA CREPT QUIETLY INTO THE ROOM AND Fou! THE NOTE WILLIS HAD LEFT For Wied. IT READ, IF MERCURY Loves Venus ANO EARTH MARS MS SUIT, WOULD SATURN Down & tA HaTen | Uptodate churches will guaran- tee that when you fall asieep a. polite janitor will wake you without violence after the service is over, Lov is not blind. It eves more folks than we see in them. Few mon have to advertise “standing room only” for ideas. There are always folkg who are willing to die for prin But what the world needs is the mi who is willing to live for a prin- ciple, And living Is the harder too, task, A preacher not only gets a small salary, but be has to take the Sun- day achool papers also. Boston is lucky in not having to support two ball teama. Unavaiting. Being threatened witu a visit from his motherin-law, a husband decided to resort to strategy and estic felicity. he said to his wife, ‘ou have asked me to do two things. One is to give you a new silk gown and the other to send your mother a check to defray her traveling expenses. I can't afford to do both, but I will do the one you prefer. Which shall it be?” “Bend mother the check by all Goosey, goosey, gander, Whither dost thou wander? Upstairs and downstairs And in my lady's chamber, There I saw a paint box And a hank of hair, And then I knew the reason My lady was 20 fair, KRKERKEKRKRRKE CHANGED Hi8 MIND. * * Nagesby — I thonght you w * were never going to work for © % those people again, * = Waggsby—I did say so, but & * since that time they have de- #| * cided that I might come back. * RRAKERERR ARERR Too Soon. The caveman was gifted with prophetic vision, and when he per- ceived how hideously hairy he was, a discontent took possession of him. If automobiles were only invent- ed,” he muttered bitterly, ‘1 should be setting the style in winter coats,” That sense of having been born too soon, when has it not served to rob men of thelr peace?—Puck. A Slight Jar. Motormaniac—-What do you think is the most difficult thing for a be- winner to learn about a motor ear?” Frankenstein~-To keep from talking about it all the time.—To- ledo Blade, you BOY AND GIRLS Circle Photograph Contest Closes--Ann Contest Brings Lots of Photos— Interest Pieases Uncie Jack. The photo contest announced in ‘ole brought in a nd it wae difficult work awarding the checks. Jack was much pleased with, interest the Circle children toa, he cont The lucky ones wer ex Connl Ines Lindwall, War- fen Holt and Thomas Jones. HONOR ROLL Milton Warrenthauer. Gladys Costello. Archie Strange. Anna Sutton, Mabei Parkes. William Clark, Audrie Thomson. Peter Wallin. Francis O'Neil. Donaid Moore. oe Wilkes. 1 Ridgiey. Adeline Barge. Minnie Williams. Hazel Ostrander, HERE'S LUCKY TOT F little fellow was a win- cle’s photo contest old brother of of Gi Here's Inez Lindwall, who was one of the four successful competi- tors in this week's photographic con- test. Inez is 13 years old and has been one of Uncle Jack's nieces for slong time, A check has been mail- ed to her, LOVES CATS The average boy takes delight in heaving bricks at cats, but the Cir cle has a member who is the cats’ protector in bis neighborhood, and, besides, has a cat of his own, The! discovered ts Warren K. Holt, of Auburn, and he may be seen In the photograph with bis straw som- brero and barefoot, with his kitten chum in his arms. Warren sets a fine example for other boys, and he says “If you don’t like ‘em, leave ‘em alone.” He lives at Auburn, Wash. Your Doc You may cough tomorrow! Bet- ter be prepared for it When it \comes. Ask your doctor about \ keeping Ayer’s Cherry Pectoral in the house. Then when the |hard cold or cough first appear$ you have a doctor's medicind at hand. Your doctor’s ap’ Pproval of its use will certainly set all doubt at rest. L.0.t7%402 Have Your Phove saxen Real Auto POST CARDS—$1.00 PER Doz, Kodak Films developed, 100 a roll, any size. A. M. FROST 1332 Firet Ave. Seattle. */mountains. Forest Unele | R\ ounce Winners As I was golng to sell my exp 1 met « man with bandy lega— Bandy legs and crooked toe I tripped up his knees and @ fell on his nose. NEWS OF THE | OY SCOUTS BY FRED HENRY. Scoutmaster J. V. A. Smith, who left with the 20 scouts to spend the week in the Cascades, returned last night. Mr. Smith reports the boys are having a great time itn the Supervisor G. L. Nelson took the scouts on a trip to Laconia, at the summit of Sno- qualmie pass, Wednesday. The hike was made through a raging snow storm, and at places the snow was over two feet deep. Yester- day they arrived at the old moun- taineers’ camp, Bide A Wee, and spent the night there. Today they are walking 22 miles to Falla City and tomorrow will start the 22-) mile hike to the Kirkland ferry,| where they will be met by over three hundred of their companions. Hiker, Not Scout Leaders of the scout movement | are notifying scou leaders in other) cities that Stanley, the young man | formerly connected with the Wild) Weat show, is not « scout, as it is sald. Stanley is hiking across the con inent under the representation? that be is a scout. He is too olf to enroll in the movement, and things he does are not approved by the scouts, Scouts Aid Injured Boy. Joseph Nagenast, 12 years old, owes a lot to the boy scouts of Babylon, L. L, and their knowledg: of the “Firet ald to the injured. Joseph was picking chestouts from a high chestnut tree and fell, frac-| turing his wrist. Scouts nearby dis-| covered his plight and gave him as! much attention as any average! physician could have. Likes Scouts’ Manual. In a letter to Jas. B. West, ex- ecutive secretary of the Scout Harold Parfitt, chief scout of the Belgian Boy Scouts in Brussia, Bel- gium, sald he was very much pleased with the manual of the Boy Scouts of America. He writes: “The Scouts here who read Eng- Ush almost fight to get hold of one of your books. The work is cer- tainly in advance of anything turned | out for Scouts in any language. 66 74 99 Humphreys’ Seventy-Seven Breaks up Grip and COLDS The first feeling of a Cold is one of goneness, lassitude, exhaus- tion and weakness, as if some ser- fous Illness was pending— The use of “Seventy-seven” at! this first feeling, before the Sneez-| ing, Cough or Sore Throat appear, will stop further developments, A small vial of pleasant pellets, | fits the vest pocket. At Drug; Stores 26c, or mailed. - Humphreys’ Homeo, Medicine Co. Cor, William and Anh Streets, New| York. i (3) 3 | im PROF. S Fourth N P= OE ——=7 | dancer is always i | in any ball righted system, do away with all ment, =] always free, Refi and Saturday evening. OS= room. Stevena has his own WINS A PRIZE Thomas Jones, one of the Cit boys, has a great liking for spins on his wheel. Bicycle is Thomas’ hobby and he sure fide some. His figure eights riding without using his pome to this lad and ti off on this to take long rides on the wheel anf he dotes on beating the other kf who are lucky enough to possem bikes, down Rainier av. He lives 903 Rainier av. A check has matied him as a prize in this contest, NEXT CONTEST Can you draw? Next week's contest will be ly for the Circle's young arti and anything in the drawing Il be eligible. Some of the ts might have a specialty — penning dogs, cats, ete. s0 Circle, for the benefit of ties, will accept any kind of drawing. The conditk are tf the artists’ contributions must original and must be drawn black ink, and not in pencil light ink. Drawings must be ceived by Friday evening, LEAVE COLMAN DOCE ‘As Follows: FOR TACOMA FOR EVERETT AND EDMONDS vunday| 12:00 Noon, 6:00 P. Mt THREE ROUND YRIPS DAILY, Single Trip, Everett 0c, Edmenda, Round Trip, Everett 1e, ‘Special low rates Steamers and fichedutes Subject Change Without Nottos, START THE NEW YEAR RIGHT Learn to Dance CORRECTLY TEVENS ear Pine Will teach you the two-step, three-step and walts in four private lessons. A graceful in demand Prof. copy: Private halla embaras- Every day and evening from 10 a.m. to 10 p. m. Trial ved dancing every Wednesday, Prof. Stevens Friday Main 3911; Ind, 704