The Seattle Star Newspaper, December 20, 1911, Page 4

' THE SEATTLE STAR | Phones: Private Bxohal Main 9400 and Independent 441 | ox of Wilted Press. Pub! Bt Seattle, Wash, poatoffice aa ii, a “gut of city, 30 conta, per month up to six month 4. One year, $4.20. Dhen Gw Wy: oe hut a Litfle Toy - ; Many cities of the country, particularly cities along the Pacifle) coast, aro, every now and then, all stirred up over the matter of stump | ‘ing in the public streets. The police become ugly and blood tn’ -¥ The jails are filled with I. W, W. orators or perhaps a whole 1. W. W. audience, Councils are damned for not prohibiting street meetings ‘or for prohibiting them, and there is ne “i to the hauling and yanking ad that, on the subject. ‘oye’ ohneon, the late famous mayor of Cleveland, settled this m: JOSH WISE fash ideration of all municipal executiv: My Uncle Jack says ain't It odd And didn't want to play with Satan, nglteher Seat scene” of core or three steps and a platform right buy —_ seidomest vt? shut your eyes and try to It wasn't that he was too proud, fn the public square of his ctty. allua throw down ‘Way back before the world, when God But likely he was not allowed, Wise mon of the chamber of commerce derided Tom's action and evord WoUrMOS Uy he W GINO OTT th’ money with a 7 just a little boy Ike me. f ould be done by anarchists and otber disturbers. Old Mother Goose, when she now wants to wander, sort 0’ flourish.” He was an orphan child, no doubt, ‘Cause Satan was 4 naughty thing if the anarchists are out there spouting they won't Refuses to fly on a very fine gunder, f And lonesomer than all-get-out. And used bad words and awful grammar. de in the back room of some saloon concocting bombs or other Altry. For old Mother Goose is right up to date, so Why, once he nailed a angel's wing So it is that Cleveland ts the representative city of free eee. She files fn a Farman or a big Bleriot, Coiba — aie He didn’t have an Uncle Jack, . ment 1 a bose A post } om a bammer! ere in the public square, right in eee es Ate? Ae aDteT grandma, or tt other; jut God got after him and so om pep y We as cans vas ‘of thom And cuas the government A GIRL OF SPIRIT. The chancellor of the exchequer No pa to ride him pick-a-back; He pried her loowe and let her go. Pluto's regions to breakfast. You can mount and denounce your Representative Henry of Texas, in an eloquent and caustic speech) was putting up the iron shutters Hi even have a mother! in-law, your home cooking, your butcher, or any other old thing|in the House last session, condemned the American heiress who mar |while the first lord of the admiral- Just think how dark it must have been For God was old beyond his years, t 7 ries, for the sake of his title, the nobleman ruined tn health and pros-|ty stowed away the showcase. With no one there to tuck him in. My uncle ways, and SO rell’ble. 4 Only the twitter of the sparrows will interfere. oon weer be ot every particle of inspisaated bile it bolds,|/ pects by dissipation. the “There's no use takin’ chances,” I #’pose he always washed his cars Ms you are saving them ¢rouble. Discussing this speech with a reporter, Mr. Henry said: says the chancellor as he jama his And s'pose he lost his latest toy, And every Sunday read the Bible, you Sree Gasecmme ts rece comers shy or stim have a par “L want to see our hale young girls marry hale young men, | jthumb, “Britannia’s shop must bo What did he ever do to play? While Satan was just skitin’ round heavy burden of domestic evils to proctaim to the bare limbs) want to soe them all showing the sptrit of a gtri 1 knew in Waco. |pertected at all ‘axzards.” The neighbors had no little boy With ears ag dirty as the ground, ‘the grimy park elms, you may draw a crowd of a doen persons, and She was proposed to by a rich bachelor of fifty. And she refused him.) “Right you are,” remarks the ad- And they all lived so far away. You've shot out into the cireumambient atmosphere your sur-/Afterward, talking over the turndown with « m tual friend, she said: |miralty chap. “W'y, them stone And when he went to find ‘em there. Poor little God! ‘Twas SUCH a life ‘of soul, some of your hearers may shake your hand and tell you “"Yes, I refused him, He has, you know, a past, He has 4 throwin’ lydies busted enough win- They wasn't even anywhere! Just sittin’ round and bein’ good, often felt like that themselves. dreadtul past.’ dow giass on thelr last suffrin’ And #0, one week, he took his knife Tom's “rostrums” are the exhaust pipe for overcharged public and “Oh, but,’ said the mutual friend, ‘a man can always blot out bis |rampyge to build a battleship an’ And Uncle says he MAY be wron, And made the world as soon's he could. sentiment, and, wonderful to relate, they are really very seldom | past: art « doxen colliers,”—W, R. Roso But he thinks God began creatin’ Then, every year, when Christmas was, ‘What's the sense in talking publicly, if everybody oan so talk? “*¥ea, that may be,’ replied this splendid Waco girl, ‘but he whan't/in Cleveland Plain Dealer, ‘Cause he had played alone so long, Why he could play with Santy Claus. “s the use trying to start a riot if the police won't Interfere?|use me for a blotter.’ "--Coamopolitan Magaaine, breeds contempt.” and so if you should mount one of Tom's - “ “rostrams” and sbout high treason against God, man and your TOO MUCH IMAGINATION. family, the city would simply pass by intent on tts own business, H, K. Adair, the wellknown Western detective, was talking in with the indifferent hope that “that fellow over there will feet/Chicago about one of the famous sleuthe of fiction, says the St. Louis when he gets !t all out of him” Giobe- Democrat, “He's too imaginative, that chap,” sald Mr. Adair with # suile, “Ho's like the Tribune compositor. is, , Mned and amudged and crisscrossed Chairman of the republican committee of Indiana declares to the), ‘An editor noticed the paper, * y the fly, and he sent it upstairs, They put it in a veteran compos committee that Taft cannot carry Indiana. ftor’s hands, and the veteran, without any difficulty whatever, got a SPREE EEE EH AKRAM ot Usually the W. this on desk one summer day, anda fly, or @ swim in the inkwell, took « stroll over it. eeeeeteneese Bo 1s New York craps haltcolumn editorial out of I SAP Na Wisconsin is anti-Taft. SS ENTY OF NERVE©6©6FCN:~C*:COMRRAL, GaTEarLD! They threw at cach California ts getting ready to dump Taft. PLENTY OF NERVE REAL CHESTERFIELD ther.” echouners “Largely as naval war, then.”"— [s jassachusetts is Foss, after a hot campaign against the republican e New York Pross, € New Jersey is doubtful. Several other states are at least quivering. A Wedding or What? y Isn't it about time for some close and courageous friend to whisper 7 | “Bomething wrong with this nae D @ few Kind words into Cousin Hil! Taft's ear? ftom.” “aes ay) : ~ “How now?’ Gigantic Xmas a “Bays the bridegroom took his e tis saree. 22) Specials at the WESTLA 2,000 volts were immediately shot pecia Ss a , through his ivering frame."-~ Railroad securities commission, headed by a college president, did/ { Loulsville Courier-Journal. studying and philosophizing, took a nice trip abroad, at the peo- : . — expense, and now reports that it is impossible to place issues of tae —_ Gompering securities under government controi. (, “What's the matter with your Just another reason why people are heading toward that terrible ; ic doctrine, government ownership. You can't control a mad R gompering.” but you can kill it. Government's Impotency to control “prop : “Gompering? I don't understand gone mad, puts powder in the socialistic gun. Cd “He's astounded again at the | price of ma’s hat."—Detroit Free Prose, KE PUBLIC MARKET To ond the Christmas Jubilee Week, three days of gigantic special offerings have been scheduled. This advertisement announces the specials for Thursday and Friday, See The Star Friday evening for Saturday's announcement. The entire stlake Public Market resplendent with Christmas decors tions, festoons of green and miniature Christmas trees, while every nook and corner fairly radiates the Joyous Christmas spirit. Every Christmas table in Seattle will be more economically and better furnished If the provistoner stocks cupboard, ice-box and cellar with pure food products from the Westlake Public Market. Highest Quality and Maximum Quantity, always, at the Westlake Public Market. Booth 312 { Insure Your Dinners With WIEST GRADE BLEND COFFEE Telephone Your Orders—Main 6989—A 4506 Probably 9 eg ° igen sive me dat lawn mower PE AND now they've got a . C. Brewer arrested for dynamiting.}for a few utes T* all or—What wn the thing ever stop? “Gracious! And are you really saueee after OG A pth ig: me 3 going to push it a while? How) big car, Math? nice of you.” Willie—Oh, I suppose they f eo 0 (0 . NEW Christmas toy is a soapless soap-bubble blower. Ob, if they'd __ @nly get up a horntess horn and a drumless drum! No, mum, I'm not going to push adout his ‘The Poa ° oe 96 it. Tam going to put some ofl on |clothes WHAT Mr. Taft will do to the tariff this winter ts less interesting] it, go it will run castor. ‘De squeak. . GROCERIES han what the tariff will do sie — next year.—New York World. ling di “yy do gent me a. 6 tion tter tore No. 1 Soft Shell Walnuts, 2 tbe.8e ° ds ii ” ized _ ” ‘wo cans F Peach apeee dl S GERMANY gives those English spies seven to twolve years inj2 cima «Bins — ee ore Booth 318, off Corner Sth ‘Za. Tass, wean je Guess old England 's pretty well posted on the kalser's navy. HIS SIMPLE EXCUSE. and Pine rn es oe 6@ The Judge—The court is informed that you haven't worked fer HURRAH! Airships will do it! Didier Masson, flying © Curtis} four years. And See Our Christmas Gift Extra for Chris! at Frisco, ran Into & motorcycle going 10 miles an hour, and] "" che Oalprit—It le true, judge SPECIALS lines Eacsotien ap tte the putt-putt all out of it. The Judge—You have neglected your family, at the same time ta- Ger ies See eke "Saige Se ba o oOo oo sisting that your wi! 4 sons should support you, ATOR ROOT suggests that 150,000,000 English-speaking people The Culprit—True again, judge. mas Mince Meat, 100 Ib, 3 ii Meadowbrook Milk, 2 | Italian Queen Olives, pint -20¢ 25¢ Best Dill Pickles in prayer for five minutes. And during that period, who would| ‘The Judge--Well, what's your explanation? cans . Se | dos. ...0se.005 0s a“ * 2 uasen Senator Root?—Los Angeles Tribune. The Culprit—it's very simple, your honor. I agree with Dr, Woods “ee Carnation Jersey Butter, | Reid & Murdock Best Mince Meat aE, ae. Hutchinson that four hours’ work a day ts enough for any man—and om, Jom... Bt paneer 4 \ RR Ry HETTY GREEN says New York is a den of thieves. Hetty is the|by ‘not working now I'm trylug to undo the mischief 1 Gi wo many %00m! best in city, 40c Ib. ; 2 Ibs. , oid York lady who has got hold of so much money that she's apt to! years by working overtime. . Ps like Uncle Andy Carnegie, miserably rich. a ae ce NEW YORK SUN annoances that the divorce record Increases, aa] & | FOES REDE: y Butter @ne goes westward. Oh, yes; we have a number of them out here, but) » SPECIALIZATION Cheese, Ib. 18¢, 2 Ibs. .....366] | 4 Ibs. Best Cube Sugar’ Specia the record for nastiness rexains located right In the East! * —“Lunderstand your wife '¢ taking up scientific study,” once veod a tung. “STONG’S MARKET | | °° 22.2797 Hom st ces oy ee ‘ THE LITT Vittace oF STALLS 125-190 4 inna’ cane’ Min 4 Cans Jersey Milk ase KNOCKING at high cost of living, the French government now] “hg Whee Sense ie eho tnteremelt” > permits city dwellers to transport 22 "to 85 pounds of produce from the|» “Well, as the Christmas shopping season opens up, I should @ountry by parcels post. Uncle Sam is about the only fool left in the] ® call her a buy-ailogist."—-Washington Star. postal business. Best India Relish, pint - Pure Home Made Jellies. Investigate our Christmas No. 10 sacks Best Pat Fiour. 300 No. 60 sacks Hard Wheat 5 For Christmas trade our stand will be in the lead for poultry. Nothing but the test and really the lowest prices. Our present prices on poultry TAMA A MUTE WALKED wWto a Bice SHEP, PICKED UPA HUB AND sro STONG’S GROCERY STALL 210 $6 © SUPREME COURT of Wisconsin rules that false teeth are not a Juxory, but a necessity, and a husband is legally bound to furnish them to his wife if she needs them. If she throws them at him and they break, must he pay for a new set? eeoeeeeeeen * i ONE WAY. Yell, I have gotten rid of half my Christmas shopplug.” ‘All thage presents hid away?” Turkeys, Te. 200; Ducks, 1b. 220; Geese, Ib. 200; Chickens, 1b. 200, Happy Home Raisins, T pikes. 7 eee 17) HG. EXO. -~ “Haven't bought any present as yet, Just scratched that many Be Re Rope «5 Lael people off my list.” Ghitatdstil's ‘Chocelate: ib!eee a Yakima Burbank _—- - . ‘orala is, deliv sack $1.35 WEARY'S PRECAUTION HE MISUNDERSTOOD He Knew Stalls 121-122-123 ; = Extra Fancy Jap Ocenges, box-608 y. = Smart—-Bat even if women had STALL 200 Article No. 6 r | the right of suffrage they couldn’ king Appl tienen BY EDMUND NORTON ie be Induced to vote. j fe Wise—That could easily be rem- y Two Ibs. Pure Lard .. The whole question of taxation is simply this: Governments do n ‘@xist, and they must take money trom their people to pay the expenses | Of legislative, judicial and execative branches | Suppose we should stop collecting taxes in the Three Ibs. Compound Leaf Lard, !b. * Cottage Butts, Ib. edied by having a bargain counter at every polling place, -17¢ United States—any kind and every kind—for five| Suspicious ‘ pray, the president, bie cant, the aupreme court When the fourandtwenty black paiebgie dnl re, oa, tl 2 J ; birds which had been baked in the Paco cious Hams, Ib. fe STALLS 13-14 the army and navy, would all go out on wouldn't they? There would be no money | Cpe ple began, immedin' Fresh Beef Tongu to pay thelr wages, which are sometimes called “sal-| was opened, to sing, the Ring sew Il Fancy Local Hen aries” for euphony's sake—a he “higher ups.”| Tee” demented Wis. Maseety; Breer Reet, teak. Ib | Roas The same condit would oceur with governors, courts and legislatures of states, along with mayors nd governments of cities. so county officialdoms. he debt-collecting power of governments having| “were you #0 remarkably pre ‘served | The blackbirds, visibly discon serted, offered no reply. ‘Was it by the use of benzoate FRESH ORESSED TURKEYS A. A. HINTZ, Stalls 11-12 ur Christmas Gift. Pure holesome Butter, Egge and OF canned Milk Fanoy Black Apples i. ST. Give Us a Trial. - ae. ceased, the billions of municipal, state, county and Potatoes, sack 2 % national bonds and all others depending on govern * bs r a2 ment would immediately stand repudiated, So, also, of soda?” thundered the king, thor- M.A. HANSEN CO. $$ | es a S Sua it pe with the other billions of public service corporation and oughly aroused.—Puck. an Bananas, doz. . 15¢20¢ | lane N - z Eeaesieia) tends, etc, Anarchy anc chaos would reign supreme in all - {0c Supreme B Cranberries, 2 gts. 4 bt sane ee Sean OO 5 4 government and business affairs. é ‘ Modern Improvements Three Ibe. Japanese Oranges, box ....60. asa simply suggest this to show you that: Taxation is the top, bot “What! You back here Mra, Bloodgood—I want to got a Fancy Delicious Apples, bor. $2 ft tom and middie of all government, without which no government could| “You never ride on the oll tank |alms? My good fellow. why ion divorce. ° Ms ® . je know it. cars? Why not, my poor man?” lyon try to be a man? | Lawyer—Will you take {t with talls 6-34: 4 “what difference does {t make how or where| “Well, I'll tell you, mum, I don’t | stand sAbedh ? sal ry you or shall I send it home?—Life. + Ai i si 32 2 “Por Fancy Christmas Cakes, Pian ) ye collect taxes, so long as we get the money want any free graft from de oll| “Well, I should say I could ptand 3 Big Days in Cheese mes ty | Suppose we accept that theory and start tn tomorrow to collect all|trust dat might be thrown up to|n loan Anything from a nickel up, Reasonable Enough New ©; e i — onda e Pein ace Ban | e jexpenses of kovernment from Rockefeller, Morgan, Carnexio andjmo in years to come, Some day an’ you kin have my hat It was at the dentist's, and Pots WHERE? New Cluster Ralsinay box. !222308 | 4 > Fonds for your Chek reet—would it make no difference? Wouldn't we hear of it “right|I might run for president,” * ” 4 Now Walnuts, Ip, ees mas Candies. Highest 4 x a SEY Ga ad thy Datthiven alt? /Or Wat ve pot all takes on fem hha nn a mg Pa gr | Stall 19, Basement 460 Hill's Coffee. Ih Moe | cot price, Sead sok ee: Ow. ; high hat Would you find any high hats in America the next day? SUR erable, dejected, forlorn object to 400 Hill's Goffeo, Ib. 380 |-"5- >. SAYER, DE = ‘Wouldn't they be very low “for sure”? 1 think so. I belleve they would she Pi te Brandy wht. Mild Cheese, Ib. $a a Gone BEALiS 06-000 MINTER deere desc the cdae-tine Chinses tastet a with rte — ~ is evidently sure that he is going to propose to her,” ‘The operation was ended and the y Sa . rhese Specials for Thursday and ya e bas , In py hat makes you think so? t dentist was ostentatiously cleaning |f Special Mm eat - | Friday only order kinds fancy ple didn’t wear them on their feet for safety from the tax man, Or “She intends to spend $15 on oC me } Suppose we again change the method and tax only drunks, dogs, peanut| Press #18 of ble Christmas: gitt.”-—Detrolt venders and vegetable wagons—what would happen? The tax on ase M & eats, Sausages «: lads. Good Butter, ab. 300 Stall 15 thing under gins and sanite waTionaL : his forceps and smiling at the re- : S00 CREAMERY BUTTER | _ sult of his muscular efforts. 3 dos. Cocoanut Cakes G@runks and dogs we call “fines"-—that on peanuts and vegetables we call anaes aaah a | “I must charge you five dollar: COMPANY, FO. ——————| No, 10 sack Best Flour | Pilennon’ the only ditterence is ty the abeling Adam, tn tho Gatton of Bon, Red fost mamed the anima. [eadeete Shas fe hed tester ete seauk es __| BY guprewmap suneare, a uate it makes all the difference in the world where and bow you place a P ygmce Lie ep Riemann nimals. patient, whom he reated w “high quality which you, got | Hastern Bacon, Ib, tax—just as much, sometimes, as to how you would carry a grain of | wi) (A erely, Die JO,” he announced, “but Just think of the fellow who|more force than. ski. 10 Ibs. Sugar ..... .49¢] fere'tor Thanksgiving, “Prise right, | Cottage Hama, 1b. in your pocket or the corner of your eye, Serewith he pitied his pony a Pathe Win unlucky victim turned upon ‘With $1.00 Purchase. Place your orders early. Salt Pork, Ib. ory i 5 ~Puck. 8 persecutor: ny Taxes are the moneys taken from the people to pay the expenses Te ge What! Five dollars! = Why, | AU, Puy yuae of specials counted J. F. MILLER, Stall 2 on eae foe ee ae hig tee promised to charge me only|f 7 1 000 P . trailer’s shop baa butt a big] mak Fl in nearly all ages and countries there have been but two general (2)) boc box Cluster prioan. Yin ay hate ethods of collecting taxes. One {s the voluntary method—or free con- i agreed the tooth-tugger Se test tee at allies, tae ihe eonee ge vet Stall 309 { gira od Suete the souest Jews, at first. cheerfully, “that, in truth, was my paste cas MSA i bac inaves Gulinge Heme e other is the “knock-down, drag-out and take” method, W. contract price for the perform. pt patina | Brand bee ‘hacde” of binehes Mgnight call this the Roman method—they were experts with the ciub, come sainenic Lamb Loins, Ib. . “A avee | Bred Be Made” of Bitlsnuryeg of these methods are in use in various ways over the earth ™ queried the tormented Ponitin’etisplax of fancy corn fed | gerictiy wresh ‘Turke: se f oultry. for Chri pines yer ety ar enna the, free, churches of the world that are not supported by gov- , oY ontut you yelled so loudly that orders early. mae Mee your Saiere. "ou know es for Wi ment “tithes” are supported by tree contributions. you've scared away four other dol Phone “8 aa, ‘club method in general use in this country and elsewhere wo QP und Jol) Nag ba 0-5 daeatinl 5 iytmas Mixed Nuta, i A. WRIGHT 9. te ae lane bd name Iss der vorst part of a man. Most peoble nefer smell ae bo Sunkist Oranges, dos. _____| CARRICK & MYERS sauorkract till you tell dem vot id iss, A Man's Idea Fancy Apples, box Lainb Chops, Ib. THE CLEAN MARKET THE HOMEWARD WAY Der reason of der long neck on a ostrich 1s dot he hass such Hddle| “Is it a good show?” re napatonye St ik i Teka and Loins of tar, Ib” vidtes amaaea 131-544 ei brains dot 1d don’d matter how far avay from him dey are kept “Fine.” offoos, Butter and Exes | Prime Ribs of Beef, Ib. ;....:18i¢0 — curfew tolls the knell of departing day, . . ‘Pine, at lowest prices, All kinds | Eastern Bacon, he A man is nefer a philantropist until he hass got all dot 1 1 01 1d wish a ) i i gheoper SMe cable On kar meee i got all dot {8 caning! “One you would wish daughter nrted Swodish and Nor: | Porterhouse sienk, Tb.’ ...; 8 7 She ; to him, |to see?” nots Sirloin Steax, 1 EASTERN BACON } keeps sx more beside her all the way, Dere iss # stlfer lining to efery goltbrick. | “Well—er—not exactly; but why W.S. tase And Greasy-looking strap for me. A tramp 186 a tourist who don'd expect accommodations better as ehould a girl of 18 go to.a the: C. A. SWANSON .S. BURRELL Pound, 18¢ « Ds & theatre, Chicago Record-Herald. dose he gets ad home. wean, mo THE vioNnan RUTCRER [anyhow ?"—Chicago Record-Herald. STALL 116