The Seattle Star Newspaper, December 8, 1911, Page 6

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THE SEATTLE STAR pange Main 9400 and tn mt ait Published Daily by The Star Publishing Oo. wity, 50 One year Cents per mouth up to wix montha Bix w That progressive meeting in Tacoma Tuesday ac- complished one thing anyhow. It may not have ac- complished its direct object—an extra session so that the le may vote for their president—but— It did drag out a lot of standpatters and near stand- patters and just plain trimmers and put them on record. It’s a fine thing when you can get a trimming poli- tician out in the open and force him to a plain answer to a plain question. g HE TRIMMER USUALLY VOTES RIGHT, ' AND WHEN YOU GET HIM IN A HOLE, HE AL- ' WAYS VOTES RIGHT. BUT HE AVOIDS VOTING AND AVOIDS COMMITTING HIMSELF TO THE BITTER END. Take Howard Taylor, speaker of the house, as an Howard isn’t any worse—maybe not so bad ‘as some of the rest of the trimmers. But he'll do as an Be i “I voted for ever, the yp ssive measure that passed last house,” he acne That's right. He did. ’s the point. TAYLOR BURIED A LOT OF GOOD PRO. GRESSIVE LEGISLATION. HE NAMED COM. ‘MITTEES THAT WOULD BURY IT. HE 'PIGEON-HOLED PROGRESSIVE BILLS AND FOUGHT LIKE A TROOPER T? KEEP THEM PIGEON-HOLED. ___ Whenever the progressives were able to force a Bill to vote, Howard Taylor and his fellow-trimmers oe for it with great, loud “Ayes.” They were out open then. _ That's why it’s a fine thing to get these fellows out where you can see once in a while. INCIDENTALLY, IT WAS A WOMAN WHO OUT ONE BIG, PERTINENT THING THE CONFERENCE—NAMELY, THAT EV- LEGISLATOR WHO HAD TALKED TO CONSTITU! WAS FOR THE BILL. ’ The women are going to cut a bigger and bigger) in Washington elections. And if Hay bars! from voting for president— Well, it’s good-bye, Bill, for him. Councilman Austin E. Griffiths has given notice that he! ie en Is THE Griffiths would’ (without knowing it) give the Seattle Electric Company a chance to blacklist the city’s car line bonds by offering them for sale NOW. He won't stand for delay. The bonds were voted for by the people, and now is the time to sell them, says Griffiths — EVEN IF If KNOCKS THE GAR @OCKED HAT Griffiths doesn’t belitve in Erickson’s way of going about The latter would wait until the city has a big bunch of © Bonds to sell, then link them all with the city car line bonds » and *make the Eastern money trust take the car line bonds ‘or sell the lot somewhere else. The trust would take them. That might not be the hair-splitting technicality that qwould carry out the letter of the law, as the other program - would, BUT IT WOULD GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT ) THEY WANT—TIRE CAR LINE AND IT WOULDN’T BE ILLEGAL, Councilman Griffiths is a man whose r Putely above impeachment. He is on the right side of nine ‘fen public questions. He stands for purity in the city’s gov- lermment, and does not hesitate to make a fight against cor fuption of any nature But he goes to pieces when he faces so much as a straw in the form of a legal technicality And it would be a downright shame if that were to block Beattle’s municipal car line The people who've got to stand on the corner, waiting for cars, think so AND THE PEOPLE ( (AGAINST GRIFFITHS ON LINE INTO A EITHER °s are abso. in EATTLE WOULD VOT HIS PROPOSITION. ‘TH EATTLE ELECTRIC AND OTHER ENEMIES OF HE MUNICIPAL CAR LINB WOULD VOTE WITH HIM. ®. Y. C. 8. €&. Then you can lie back on your oars and wait for = presents from others to come to you. eo 2° 6 A GEORGIA fan has just been convicted for killing an umpire. ‘Thus, one by one, our rights are taken from us! Se + HARMONY is a fine thing in its proper place, but municipal har mony usually serves as a cloak for the big boodling. ° ° ° WHILE holdups and burglaré run riot, some of Seattle's brave ‘cops earn their salaries by breaking in doors to rooms of decent people! oo 8” @ A SEATTLE woman estimates the Jove of a husband at $100,000. an average estimate, it ought to make other married fellows li puffed up.” feel 0 # HARMON, Wilson and La Follette organizations have been started on their political way in Seattie, but no announcement of a Bill Taft lub has been made yet. | i ae TURN the pages of future history rapidly—10, 20, perhaps 20 from now, what will the opinion of the MeNamaras be then? "s a subject for some mental speculation, anyhdw. 4 o o ° & BY the way, who's heard of Aviator Fowler lately? Last word > was that he had butted into a tree somewhere in the Lone Star state and smashed that aeroplane of his. The prairle schooner of '49 beat Fowl cross continent record. — = ttle, but am struck with the In the Editor’s Mai Editor Star: I am a stranger in extreme high cost of living here, as ¢ United States. From a canvass of the’city for a month, I have reached 4 the conclusion that rents here hold the record. Certa ) higher than at Bisbee, Ariz., which I belle record, and El Paso, Tex., isn't in it rive people out of Seattle. of living, certainly, in ¢ Landlords « on inflated values created by the speculators, people are leaving the city Editor Star: My husband cannot get work of waiter, union, but wo Np aaythine at All now and can do most any kind of work fam willing to work, but am in a position wher 4n public or do very hard work, for a time, at least pomething, such as helping with housework or washing dishes in a gmail restaurant or 4 hotel for a short time, I would be very glad MRS. L. P dreas The § ei The rent is the big factor in the high cost to be trying to realize Instead of realizing, BWCOM Kind. He is a He is well educated I could not appear But if | could get L, Editor.) | NOICE UNDERTAKING PARLORS BROADWAY AND UNION —PHONES— (it anybody can help the above, pleas EAST 300 IND. 3965 Tiss je The Fine Art of Trimming | [Lezat Monomania | to fight Erickson’s city car line program, WHICH] PROGRAM OF THE PEOPLE. | The bigh rents must inevitably? . | THE STAR—FRIVAY, ache Most | 1G ay | ( JOSH WISE SAYS “Sue Logan berry allus does most of her rub bering while she ait rasta th’ side walk.” THE ARTIST His was a lowly task; Xt digging dire ryin » And yet he worked with joy, and at the end Of labor he could say? only toiled through the haven't you just joined jety for the Prevention of The There is a ditch a man may call a) Cruelty to Animals’? diteh; Whyt" Honest as I am-—ballt straight “Well, all last night you were talk and true No man could build it better, I'd be glad | To have God look it through ing about ‘fattening the Kitty,’ * VALUABLE a7 HELP Cheer up! Christmas will soon be over An Arkinsas platform was candidate whose a flat and a piano for every working n was badly all, there's a deal ling left in the mass vate Thaw is studying law Harry used to Harry Strange! take any interest in the law never Customer—Do you sell Invisible | lhair Sa'eslady-—Yes, ma‘am. Customer—Let me 800 ploase.—-The Sketch one, The men who illustrate the pop- ular novels are wiser than we are wont to think—isn't it evident that, at least, they don’t read the novels? | understand that your wife col loborates with you? “Yes, her work aids me immense ly." 1 don't believe T have ever seen any of her writings.” “She dovsn't write; she prepares my meals.” Where there is a will there will) be lawyers. TR % @ practical antitrust | law is casy enough to make, so he) leaves it to others to frame it Nothing but the REAL jobs for) Harper—Did you see that stov tho sidewalk? Parker—Yes. Harper Parker—Why, she’s been readi placing mon in all the walks of life “Why not?” Press. > = | the atmosphere TWE FARMER ANQ HIS SOME || LEPT THE PLOW STANOING IN “Me FIELD AND RUSHED TO” WE ROAD SIDE TO AK _A PASSERBY BTHIS : “cant You Tei wi THe Zoek: Pace Sf | | Tit Bits. Talkative Passenger (trying to | you've lost your arm. MAKES} |. Tatth “Why didn’t you ask for your d the conductor. it,” the woman replie That Tacoma con have made the gove take notice We know one joke thal retired for good: C. De Histories of nations are hist of kings and other rulers and mis} rulers, and not at all about the people. | Genevieve Clark, daughter of Speaker Champ Clark, has Mterary ambition. Can't feaze those Clarks. Fishes eat the they'll gamble. same af you; too, the same as you. $0 make your balt look like a lunch; some fool fish'll fall for the hunch } | “Senators for Sale.” This from a sporting line. But it appears tha the Columbus baseb: has been thrown on The market for mains firm #; whenever she cuts for a prize she always wins. Not Hitting the Pressmen. The complaint editor was trying to pacify an indignant contributor who was scolding him through the telephone ‘We printed your communication the day after it was received,” he said 1 didn’t see it and I looked all through the paper “It was on the page where we al |ways run such things, Didn't you sewriler, firat-| notice a blur at the bottom of the ary ambition fifth column that you couldn't requires now?|make anything of?” real senators Ye-| On the day of judgment it's go ing to be mighty unbandy for some i for they won't be able to get a change of venue aw yers "Most forgot there was such a as Nick Longworth, hadn't mi you? He has a good typ class stationery, a lit and what is it h MANANA | I, that Despite its proximity to great na tions, Honduras is one of the least developed countries in the world An Actua . “Now they say t a good word | Will Inst 10,000 years, Wireless teleg- | “Mine won't last a week."—Pitts- burg Post was Tribu aay oal supply “Aewograph: in coined to describe raphy cused a auffraget Carnegie continues to talk peace | and manufacture armor If a suffrage’ —— the horrid thing padded.-Louis- DO You KNow— ville Courter-Journal where the fish worms go In win ter? ‘ WE CONSTANTLY PROGRESS m to thing that le like an ear Some people s nothing fits a key! It's most too much ANY to expect man from Borneo not to be About the only footprint of us make are made in snow. | | India is paying several million dollars for the privilege of looking ata king, Rather high, isn't it, in |these days when kings are not sure of lasting over night Don't bother abopt the high price of food. Go get dyspepsia \y Which is easier than getting food. | An Epitaph The reason I am here A hunter took “How true Me for a deer 1 was happy ~Detroit Free Press, [play bridge.” only ‘Our older.’ ideals alter as we grow before I learned to a aeamAN sine WHY NOT SMILE AWHILE? POKER THOUGHTS if PRECIOUS LITERATURE What did she do it for? TOO SHORT “I don't like these modern sermons much.” “They're over before a man fairly gets to sleep.” HAD PROOF OF IT } Fire Youth--Scientists say that trees contribute to the heat of Second Youth—That's so, A Birth bas warmed mo many a time.— ——— or CARELESS" OF HIM Gentleman (trying to read)—So I have, une | saw a seat and wanted to get it before the man behind { it."—Chicago | jof stuffing a ballot box she'd say | Now I used to think] DECEMBER 6, 1911 it's good to see one of those | TRUTHFUL stories come true-—the | used to eat up, when teaoner wasn’t looking, about that poor but honest newaboy, bootblack, office kid, mes senger, eto., who hits the villain a powerful biff at strategic moments, and finally comes out at the end as labnk president, or head of an in surance company, or cleaning up Juntold millions in Alaska, or the | South Sea Isiands, as an incidental part of his aim to cop the girl. Occasionally, you know, those stories happen fn the humdrum of istence, with in the gen e's Kood “i ie or lens varia al plot, of course. in such a story newest assistant Cor poration nel of Seattle—-Meb vin 8, Good. He took off his tux edo and botled shirt one day—his waiter’s untform—and walked right Mis Askitt<-Doctor, in it di gerous to the Drain to bleach on hair? down the job, and thus maybe had somewhat of @ bulge on the other wal Of course, thus far there haa been ne Chicago professor to ak forth and show acientifically king wel Dr its likely tOlinto the job of helping the eclty make ope lt 4 run in legal channels, Melvin was > oy 7 sure south waiter until anost re cently—and he worked where you could get something besides just pop. He br it ‘em as fast as they were ordered in a downtown cafe. He delivered the goods, did| Good. Ho had ‘the assistance of two college degrees in holding an A. B and an L. L. B. de| Here’s One of: Thcs> Dime Novel Stories in Real Life; From Newsboy and Waiter to Counsel’s Office Te oe bie t 1 wiohe 1 those degre , corpora’ e 6 ft up at « p legal bar From bar to bar,” ax we might have read in our kneo-trousered period Newsboy at 5 Years of Age have had any number of titles to from, He was a newsboy nd bas been king ever , Waited on t | picking up his A. B the University af Califorr t | \eated the performa: nine years It in Seattle, where he got his la meth wa gular rah rah d easy ~ 1 ing the day, and explained th Ge } menu at night that i With all that, Good landed a« dort | lace on the school debating team © the | Good is one of ‘Frisco’s native 7 In | sons, When he was properly la sold ;beled on graduating day in Berke. ina i|ley, Good had a perfectly lovely that couple of letters added to his han Po e, but narry a sou in his pocket into Free Lance of Fortune c whic So, for the next few years played the role of “The Free | of Fortune.” Me traveled all ov the world, with more or less con- ventence, and paid his respects also to the frozen north He ran a stationary engine, dug in the {| mines, Alaska, All this while Was carrying a paid-up unk walters’ and prospected in he union—he's d years now. j/ S80, when he finally retorned to Beattie, he had tackled a few hard “That horse you bought yeater day ix a vicloumlooking brute. Is} he kind?” ‘| should think so, Why, when he came out of the stable he stood upon bis hind legs and tried to em ‘brace me.” it woman shove that little man off ng somewhere that women are dis Detroit Free fet into conversation) —I see—er— How careless of me.— transfer as.you entered the cart” 4, calmly —Buffalo Express, ' | / | on Hand. | |B $10.00 Musical Albums cut to... +++ $1.89 $5.00 Comb and Brush Set cut to vee B1L.48 $5.00 Military Set cut to... eee seeeees BLAS $2.00 Toilet Roll-Up cnt to.. ereeeees 28¢ HM 25c Playing Cards cut to.. .. .8¢ Hi $15.00 Toilet Set with Gillette Safety Razor cut to. .84.89 {Mf $15.00 Shaving Set cut to.. seveee. $4.89 ti $15.00 Ladies’ and Men’s Toilet Sets cut to . .. $4.89 $10.00 Toilet Set cut to....se0e - $2.48 | 2.00 and $3.00 Razors cut to + A8¢ ff $2.00 Sewing Baskets cut to ws BS¢ | Jardenieres, Bowls, Be a “PRR i c and 25c Envelopes, pa ye, cut to.... $1.00 Crane's and Hurlbut’s Pound Paper cut 75c Christmas Box Paper cut to... to eee Stores Open Saturday at 1013 First Avenue The only Baking Powder Made from Royal Grape Cream of Tartar —made from grapes — 9:30 Quaker Dru 406 Pike St. 20 Salesladies Wanted. Apply at 9 a. m. First Avenue Store Indispensable to the house- wife who takes pride in her baking With no other baking powder can biscuit, cake and hot- breads be made so pure, health- ful and delicious The Greatest Sacrifice of DrugSundries, Holiday Goods, Etc. Ever Made on the Coast FARE SALVAGE SALE The Entire Stock of the Quaker Drug Co. Will be Slaughtered $25,000 Worth of Holiday Goods Will Be Sold at 25c to 50c on the Dollar. Out Our Entire Line as We Have Ordered a Complete New Stock Which Will Replace the Lines Now The Damage on This Stock is Slight. Our Holiday Goods are Nevertheless We Must Take a Great Loss in Order to Insure Immediate Disposal. We Won't Have Any of This Merchandise Held Over, so We Have Decided to Dispose of It at the Following Prices— Wholesale and Retail. PRP ws $24.00 White Ivo 3.00 Ladies’ Ha nn a 75e Box Perfume 5c Christmas Bell 10c Christmas Bells cut to SeToilet Paper, package, cut 25e Bottle Drugs cut to 10c Package and Bottle Drugs cut to With exception of a few contract goods EVERY ARTICLE IN OUR STORES WILL BE SOLD AT A GREAT REDUCTION a. m. DAIKOES: CRE 20:5 5 iine ss ss cchnc sh pupeasbcieceesss 10m 00 Toilet Sets cut to... 25 Sewing Boxes cut to Toilet Set cut to. d Bags cut to Se Lead Pencils cut to 1,00 Pocket Knives cut to | $10:00 Brass Coal Hods cut to }nuts, but not Blackstone. He got |busy immediately, took a law de- gree from the University of Wash- married in ington in 1909, got and was made assistant cor m counsel if 1911. He has wented the cooks and waiters’ unions for four years in the Central bor council Information Wanted A reward of one thousand dol- lars ($1,000) wil be paid by his sister. Henriette Moutonx, for ine ry Moutonx, last tle, Wash. Julyy jermany Nov. 16¢ pounds 6 feet $ bi 1 rs when he lett. Height hair thin and of ligh decp-set and Wore mustach Sear in whiskers. CONRAD KISSLING, 1005 Larkin St. San Prancise?, Cal. It is Our Intention to Close in Perfect Condition. 1.89 .. .2¢ 29¢ 48 17¢ wee BE +. 4 - le to Get There Early z Co. Third and Madison

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