The Seattle Star Newspaper, December 7, 1911, Page 5

% <#t fe) ‘ } could afford the price * precincts by installing “looking glasses” THE SEATTLE STAR Private Weohange Main ___ Member of United Prove. , Waa is per month up to six m Phones and Independ Entered at Seatele ba saa, out of city, 30 ® One year, $4 postottlon Ae meoond-clawa matte nthe. Sle month, Speaking of the judicial temperament What would you think of that conviction in a burglary the that there were six persons in the evidence showed that only the first That's what the court of appes tham case. Some other instances of the pointed out by Carl Snyder in Coll In South Carolina an indictment the word “father” In Alaby letter would reverse indictment charge a court case because five were designated? s of Texas did in the Gran judicial temperament are er's was dismissed because was spelled “farther.” ama another indictment was quashed because the was left out of the word “malice.” in North Carolina a decision “breast” was spelled “brest.” In West Virginia a horse thief got a new trial because West Virginia was abbrevia’ “W. Virginia.” In Missouri the court of appeals set aside the verdict in a ise of rape because the indictment said “against the peace and lignity of state” instead of “the state.” It's no joke, either, It’s the judicial temperament! A battle that is fairly upon us and that few appreciate is precipitated by the Owen bill for a national department of health. It will be fought by Christian Scientists and all other advocates of mental healing, who declare that among their inalienable rights is “the right to employ in the hour of illness any practitioner or system of our choice.” impressive declaration . “We oppose the establishment of state m would oppose the establishment of state religion The questions involved are broad and deep the heart of the new spiritual movements of the time. waters of controversy will be lashed into an angry sea. was reversed because ficine as we They go to The rossing the Sea to Dine Back to old England for Christmas, ss than two weeks t's the program of jolly crowds who ave engaged passage on the greyhounds of the sea. Think of crossing the Atlantic to dine with the old folks, then crossing again to resume business in America after a fortnight’s absence! What would Columbus, the Pilgrim d@ads and al! the slow voyagers of dead and gone centuries say to that? Well, for one thing, they would think “it odd that anyone nd that sort of staggers us, and home again in too. Mrs. Harriman is about to found a school to train busi- Ress men in the admirable methods of her late husband. But, Mrs. Harriman, can we stand so much business genius? Suppose you turq out 100 proficient business men every year, who proceed to get their hands on $250,000,000 in the ext 10 years, like the lamented railroad magnate, what the rest of us ge Some folks get mad because they can’t plant bird seed and raise canaries. They're all telling how Rockefeller got his dough. But what tickles John is that he’s got it. Seattle DOES things. Witness the 42-story building under} construction, the tallest west of New York. A man in Oregon last week ate 32 beef sandwiches in 58 minutes. Yet we abuse trusts for the high cost of living. Poor old Judge Harlan! Thirty- -four years on the bench and died poor! How some judges despise such shiftlessness! Wise election judges in Los Angeles swelled votes in their in booths for the women. A Scranton woman threw her jaw out of place twice in one suse burglarized and the! And they add this} do} JOSH WISE SAYS: “Only a deaf man can be a op. timiat in a hotel dinin’ room, He ; can see people ting soup, but he can’t hear th’ It makes our blood run cold to come in contact with the suffering caused by society in denying men the right to work. And it that same blood boll to com miact with complacent cons tlam, which eure to demand for change. the A good stenographer $90 a month, daughter Yes, and with a fine alimony, too, chance for ome milk dealers refuse to de @ quart of milk other instance of holding up [the poor, Seoms as if Santa Claus, whit he is at it, might just as well clean the chimneys, too. | He—Where are you going, pretty maid? She—I am going to police head- quarters to report you as a masher Many a draft at the bank works no better than the draft in the chimuey my The suicide may be making an awful poor guess as to where one can have the beat time. SHOPPING TIME The melancholy days are come, The saddest of the year, When hands full and vy dumb, Laden with Christmas cheer; With bundles and with packs we stand | To walt the cars, And thew we've © To grab the loath Later in lite « man wonders why he was so proud to be photograph ed with twins in bie arms. eos mayhap, to find a hand strap con trivances do not seem to warm one up 40 gorgeously old soap-stones Somebow or other olectri a8 grandmother's d to, Folks who won't let bygones be by-gonea get the goby A LITTLE FAVOR can earn | tc sald he himself to an Clara—Geor never reconcile but me Maud—Why, he a reconciled girls all the engaged to you time he ha Well, old man, how did you ge’ Get home all right? No: a confounded nosy 5 [ spent the rest of the night Luc log! 1 reached ho JONAH SNICKERED A fine Meet,” he » talk aby eried, “but yut if he reviewed m Herewith he entered the first submarine. AN INJUNCTION WANTED Do you favor 1 J ow.” replied the states: What | want is some way to get a tions from putting all the funny sto to toll ‘em to my constituent niting the pow HIS LUCKY NIGHT the president w it’s the perennial grouch killer.) ~ It's a cure for all blues, It's the for all baim of the panacea Gilead, i's, the the fountain of youth, eldorado of happiness. The seoret It's RAG the wiggly, swaying stuff is out TIME You know, wagay, raggy, I's got pills and powder a fre « Mi high priestess of the boat Ray Samuels, art playing at the his week If you're Orpheum theatre afling right into a anguugelferous solar plexus from | eorindaw, just wing her a ltt pledge, climbing nd Jumping through a doughn a little ragtime to tells you could win | pea of Chotly—Do you think f your sister? Johnny dunno irut influence a hat whe saw alan nothing But say, son,|" tory than paying the your way fer t that hat hubbte uly Ragtime infallible, ways the ming lady who ia billed as The 1@ Streak Ragtim It's} than r q th n-| along after { left you at midnight? dd me to the station, where dinan “There's nothing Miss Samuels.. “Ragtime’s the arti cle, It's the stuff that delivers the goods, It's got the label, Rag time has the tin can tied tightly to Trouble, and you can’t loosen it with a can opener.” Sing it, play like it,” says sid have something New York T dance it Let * of the courts?” mi » you by th I'm tn favor of extending them | volee, or ales Som n injunction that'll prevent publica- |! ries into print before I get a chance |" and this t in anything but her first season in « sim ‘Ragtime Ties the Can to Trouble; It’s a Sure Cure for the Blues,” Says Clever Ray Samuels deville, | Washington Evening Star HEARD IN AN OFFICE joor. (Irritably)—Say brought up im a barn? Office Boy—No, sir shut that door, {n the elevator will yout Were Boston Evening Transcript TWO wom EN “I'm going to Vassar and try for a degree along Thanks, dear; ington Heraid but I'm going to Reno and try for a decree.” this year, Wash WATER ONLY GROUNDS Visttor Lawyer Visitor I want to get On what grounds? The Very Spot Husband—Are you aware, my dear, that on this gr spot be- «on & War that lasted ten years? Wife—Why, John, it was he that you proposed to ne. Husband—Yes, junt ago. ten years CAUGHT Ralpb—Beautiful vt minds me so much of Scotland, you kuow 080 lecture, Ob! then you went to that too? Don't let one beating whip you, Come back and fight again, Defeat has always hung around The path of quitting men But the boy who rises from the} dust And throws his dukes at guard i haven't got any grounds. a divorce! } Author We'te' living on a nal boat A Unttie Oversight, with the story? you Better come _ | noticed what a lot of -Why, what's the matter | own. “Ragtime ¢ " je act opera a head start to the ‘Protege of an Angel.” Circle anr beat it to the North Pole But I'm hooked with an angel | ICs acclimated to every country,|in Noo Yawk. I'm going to be his I'll reduce| protege next year. That's some our weight if you're fat. It'll put|walloper of a word-—protege—ain't on flesh if the string-bean|it Mabel? Wonder how it's going kind to feel to be the chief gazabo in a Miss Samuels has a patent all|big company. Yep, he's going to wo in ragging with her hands | stick n musical comedy next and arms and head and eyes Miss Samuels told The sho rags all over. She's Z it works all seasons. you're monet - Editor Star; Have read your paper for the past year, and have od you have done for others. 1 wonder if you My husband is out of work and cannot find anything to three children and must have something to do, If you will be very thankful MRS. M., Georgetown. can help us to get work, we Inst Many cases of Piles have ee. by a trial package of Pyri Pile Remedy without further treat- ment. When it proves its value to = you, 1 + kind you ask for fr Sa Piles Quickly Cured at Home t Relief, Permanent Cure— Trial Package Mailed Free to All in Plain Wrapper. been nid from your drugeist Se @ box, and be sure you get the Simply fill out coupon below and mail tofay. yourself from the surgeon knife and its torture, the doctor and his bills } _jteadermoh, nothing much, only thle in Chapter Il you have your ero lose both his arms und — or @ j train and ip Chap XIV you have him self a ho bridles waewny team ‘by Editor.) Editor Star in this countr is the process ‘A Queer Chap mills and factories and disemployment “What's the trouble with you and/ your fiance’ Is he jealous?’ | equivalent for what tt produces. Well, ha isn’t exactly jealous, | | hut he's What you might call old-|disinturited from the earth | fashioned He doesn't want me to) | thesn, and they denied the The solution is @ single tax on (it anybody knows where this man can get work, address The army of the disemployed is steadily increasing Workingmen produce more than they can buy back get an equivalent in wages for what they produce PYRAMID DRUG 400 Pyramid Bldg, Ma ¢ a sampl They don't The result ts closed The only solution ix an order of society in which labor will get an Then it can buy back what it creates. People today are strangers to the land of their birth jature’s great ight to labor. nd value: They are storehouse is locked to wW.c. H. SAR NS GIT TT BS is ifr Sod For You The Owl Drug Stores Are |" engaged to anybody alse.” eady : hortebevea Stores of Christmas’ helpfulness, brimming with newness and suggestiveness in the displays everywhere—stores for your comfort and convenience. less than a month away we suggest that you commence making your gift selections. Remember that a DEPOSIT RESERVES ANY ARTICLE FOR LATER DE- LIVERY AS YOU MAY DIRECT. A FEW PRICES FOR FRIDAY AND SATURDAY JUST TO EMPHA- SIZE — OWL STORES’ LIBERAL POLICY OF VALUE GIVING Sucous Altrans, $2.00. sine Jap Rose S Tooth Powder, at once by With Christmas Free Package Coupon COMPANY Mich: of Pyra- mail, day by yawning, and both times her husband sent at once for the doctor. Yet they say husbands are not kind. All ready for another bout Tooth Powder," He won't be beaten hard. fa Household cares are still paramount in the minds of women} voters. One woman in Los Angeles, who was told she would) Bas, ames S00 snails tne have to wait in line before voting, exclaimed: “What! Me es nese ween’ WObaiae teiaan wait? I've got a batch of bread in the oven at hom “Yes,” replied Mrs. Baring Ban wouldn't let it burn for either Harriman or Alexander ners; “she regards hia election to office as a tribute to her influ ence in politics.” Washington Star. Proud for a Reason. That woman extremely A Few of Many Things That 25c Will Buy at The OWL STORES wel Box, Pin Tray » Frame, Dainty Therr Silver Match Safe, Glass Puff Jar, seems Parisian 1 “ream, Men Folk Prefer Military Brushes AND THESE OF BRASS And every purse is met in « pik“tray, Ash Tray, Hatpin Hol did Christmas. showing Pem Wiper, lyk Well, Match Bo ‘ re 4 ~ Rristlo Brushes of sbony Holder, Pin Cushion And rosewood, From $1.50 up Necktie Racks—Hatpin Holders re to ft Jewel Boxes at 50c Pretty little receptactes in the ed finishes of ormoti gold and WILLING favor, Helen Harry What ts it? Marry me, and part after how often do you joned baga of sand be put on the window » the wind out? They claim a whale will live 500 years. Jonah got off easy By the w pe the old-fai that used sill to ke The Cook always feels confident of pure and wholesome Mitr at gong eg | food when using Handsome Belfry Clocks at $7.50 of them will s me this Christmas. hogany finish « dials. Mel hour atrike Christmas Letters of es at 10c Ea. srely find J Ye Lin them m Dull ma ases and porcelain Hous hour and half Hig 0 z 4 col igns sugge inexpensi Hand Mirrors 75 Large Assortment 4 novel gifts. stic pyro pri History says that ‘in olden time THE BROWNIE FAMILY THE LITTLE COUSINS OF THE KODAK Gift Suggestions in Sterling Silver Novelties at 25c and 50c Mantou tips with an easy 18. better Piles, Prevention than cure THREE AT 250—Dutton Mook no doubt But it the reformers yut of bu gentle | breeze that blows off nobody's hat 500—Cigar Cutters, Key Rings, Manicure Files. > glad to show them. Stamp Boxes. GET HIM. A SAFETY RAZOR FOR CHRISTMAS he is sure to appreciate y on in al type of Bafety Razor, among thom the | a tew Christmas” gifts lous ag e heey rs, Fie and Cutk piece Brush would put Turse AT siness. =I a - for Try to amuse yourself som Bert—All right new maid Sterling Silver Sets Silk-Lined Cases ons that Ike going | after five hear some na@te Bir’ Nothing cure: pride Send in that hack home town ears’ absence to ay: “Been away, to the You wil e the sug n Maxim has invented a gunpowder | Pucle 4 Yourself! that explodes without noise | Get the Original and ten MALTED MILK loud The Food-drink for All Ages. For Infants, Invalids,and Growing children, Pure Nutrition, up building the whole body. Invigorates the nursing mother andthe aged. Rich milk, malted grain, in powder form, ‘A quick lunch prepared in a minate. 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