The Seattle Star Newspaper, November 30, 1911, Page 5

THE STAR—THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 30, 1911 THE SEATTLE STAR | 3 , TLE? |HOW LA FOLLETTE MADE FOLKS’ = ee | BANK DEPOSITS SAFE IN WISCONSIN THIS WEEKS JOKES HoT FROM BROADWAY wy eenaeer gic a = Editor ve Farm and Fires side t . 8 sblematical), i " bs } 1 1 sr leg’ atu: It’s a Pretty Good Old | ‘First Comedian—tI say, old chap,;dis mornin,’ an'— Yarné—"That’s easy, Why, cat ‘The most important thing, perhaps, about the f wor yf raf pacger loan you tell me the difference be- Parson Jones (interrupting him) lerpitiars, ot course,”—Barnes &|LaFollette era in Wisconsin is the hardest at te ¢ , a day for World, After All |tween a vision and « sight? |—How did 1 to do that? | Crawford, aN as AGA Wat ’ va : : Second Comedian—Certainly I'm] Sam—Ah du done tavented ta’ ir . t t \co 4 vision.—Fox and Ward t befo’.—Melntyre and Heath. Man—(Wh ot quarreled “Ay rere, oe , ge ‘ or ot ~ . with bis wit) “Do you think I'm . Phe insur i 4 v isla n pnae of only yon | Sightseer. (to Moor walker)—| Pastor—Now, look here, my man,|a perfect foc of Wisconsin e LaFol ; pig 6 watchword turkey today, They've got so much turkey, and so many other |What's the matter with that woman | your wife does love you Harcaitle Wifo-—"No, dear, you're regime have been + ‘ W hat | EF don't want to be 4. |Over there? She's always lookin, Parishione y . not & perfect fod ) one De s 5" i ’ good things, that Thanksgiving is bound to last for a week, |over tert ‘ Sade ee ee one fe per P has this man, so y y advertised un stale Bon) anyway! Floorwaker—She has kie } Pastor—It's an old saying that From “Judy Forgot,” il recently as ? stn Mabenstve ‘gover " ‘ manta & woman who loves horses, loves One of the first thir ‘ t “1 NGS ike 6D fine youngsters are celebrating the good old day|™™ : , ne ve fi 1 , t DOES THINGS, an These 60 fin elebrating the good ¢ Nd day Sightseer-—Well, doesn’t she take/her husband, and your wife cer Wife—(Who bas been married { So ~ ae as everybody 1 xe able to celebrate, all because of one }anything for Itt tainly loves horses, so: but six months) "Why ts it, dear ; Floorwalker—She will in a min er “(interrupting)—You | that « man always says he'll PINE . me : ute. Just watch her, — Jimmie | b she loves anything she can|for a wom needed the patronage bitterly The need of these children was pointed out by The Star,| Thornton, drive around.—Gus Williams. Husband—(Who is in a grouchy politician ; for he had no money « Instantly the great heart of the people was touched, and money ae : humor) “Oh, don't bother me. I nha ball a a te ok : . ‘ ran ae ; te Parson Jonos—Why #0 aad, Sam?| Barnes—"If a cat gots kittens | suppose It's because ft ts the soft. enemies had Opesen os tf. 8 s “7 pareunts, be & and all sorts of supplies flowed in Sam—Well, yuh see, it's dis way.| while lying on a sofa pillow, whatjest kind of wood,"—Martin & man, he gave up the offices Oe Se ee ee The fact of t atter is, this somewhat battered, but still]Man mule, he dropped dead on me|would you call the kittens?” Fobrint, ake of a civil serv law wh offered to make comptroller » warranted 1 ld of ours is something like the rock of the - * a z . placed ‘all appoint = tes rrency. Hi = Tos a oe Bible tal , seem mighty cold and unsympathetic— THANKSGIVING A FISH STORY a merit system with comg xam-|Gonsin by aniendment. ané new A smart young fisher named Fischer : ger wine cage a a Bar Fished fish from the edge of a fissure. inations 1 se egg nae a ge carpet: rehlight on troubles . a nc oe j A i but (banking commission and providing onehes 6 s¢ Now they're fishing the fi © for Fischo te : é -4 , sao . rd g water gushes out to quench a hited a even goes so far as to put the employes of the legislate ider |TOR’S MONEY HAS EVER BEEN your. thirst 7 > civil service. Before this lav sassed, it cost Wisconsin |LOST It’s really a great pity that that searchlight was not thrown HUNTING HARDSHIPS ue tha Segi@at $433 { political pap. The| The bankers like it. The de g I 8 rve the champagne in tin cups, Jamen,” directed the owner of $433 a day to run the legislature > of political pap. 1€ | positors like it. The law author- over more homes and other spots that lacked Thanksgiving the hunting lodge. ae thivewy it way fo ke of good government |POmtors Uke | : ; “0 J . mating: urgen rew i away Be izes banks to form @ mutual ineur- day ch There are thousands of people only awaiting an Very good, air 4 cordance th Governor LaFollett recommendations atlance company to ct deposi- If These hunting parties always like to rough it a trifle,—Louisville|' rdance wi Pai rose 7 opportunity t ) Dediteedeumn “| 4 ht @ trifle—Loulaville) | time when he was bitterly accused of using these offices for |tors, and the ban > at werk But never mind,. Sixty kiddies in one home may need doc lon it in the true Wisconsin way— tors’ attention tomorrow—and Christmas and another chance BETWEEN DOCTORS jthe LaFollette way—slow byt sure. » help others is I rn shor mth t rhe F - In #ix years the civil service legislatures last winter ¥ 53.24. |It will not be long until Wisconsin to help others is fess than one short month away oad oe you talk about at the last medical meeting chiemionton hau anthtinel 000|\Kansax bleeds to the tune of $586|w.. have a bank insurance system “ovle” audits annually accounts | day s-left of Oregon's leg-|without fuss or feathers which will “Wee Willie Coyle” is playing his last game as a school and Well they ought to be higher, It’s worth something to leave , Bow Page ry Abs ag hn oT ie erect nantade evacetbian aaauee college athlete in the football game today. He's one of the ~-— E_Yoen... Ar . snbiagseiiadi s expense pf 26 state! Hines’ le in Miinois cost ‘a cataclysm, boys of whom the Queen City is proudest. Welcome to the BE THANKFUL ps . = field of sterner strife, Willie, and may you buck the line just t BY WALTER WELLMAN as gamely as of old! ; WHICH ONE? REVENGE : am thankful for this,” says) | Bill J, | 4 \ wT ih i Ht ee, : > a |<,” ? - vs The Thankful Man we they're quiet an mice” ; ea ‘ aes Whenever | give some advice.” : , : BY her oF Key 0.2 THANKF( L children at ther” Ry s home are eating to provide for efficiency in tat « them economically and cheap- government by a civil service law. | And that brings me to banking uran nein national banks fall they say, but state phase of the Se attle pirit—real generosity, iocky, in a wor il someone or some incident throws a Other states have similar law of sympathy, and the revivifyir political purposes nee you and-! nd hearts with cour irp that k th a tin ¢ anki t ‘ . This is our home wi F Lighte ed by our love, , / ir 1 confidence and iaial When All the world’s sordidness, prosiness / SAYS SS We two have risen above 7% Sought out the road to Arcady ‘Any man Thankful are we for the tenderness: And hoped to find it, bye and bye. who's been sick in a hospital has wanted awfully x Spite of our purse to git well quick.” Sweetness and glory we know Life is aglow! ety It's to6 bad that we jour first Thanksgiving i I've asked mother to spend] jrestaurant, but we have one thing{Thankegiving with us.” Joy and content that are rare , n : 3 to be thankful for. We have each; “Welly, then, I don't mind so in it. They tear-off my whole shirt n olden days our mothers made | other much I the butcher did stick me Fn thankful God made li ny rf 60 S¥ i pite] th ‘ | “Yes; you should be thankful.” [with « tough turkey True in foul weather or fair; ’ of everything, that I don’t need much sugar at 8 cents per. palin 2 Pm thankiul t 3 newspapers that can SURE PREPARATION a sught for cent y—a N¢ I R WAY , = bou ene =a a — ; ait ae sea . : Thankful for you I shall bb m ank tt ta amr ar ao tr . ° 2 < q " se t for read in Tripoli, wit! hr sneakin’ up behind to-ram a 1} b bath-tub please, | | , Sweetheart, I fervently pray you are i : f es Ae, net down MY 5; 1 yt pasthens She WW. Thankful for met ¢ BEEN there—that I'm thankiul I Jive in t a-loriou nd of e R $0 pe » martyrs and 4 J x 9 bole OR-LESS fre stea » heathen ny ¢ po t just at they prefer} : 7] - a For fifty years! nighted inks are smite ‘ sag we . . yy, = “STEVENS ACADEMY k w it’s t r uy 7, | 5 Fourth Wear Pine Dancing Guaranteed im 4 Private Lessons a Fortune is good, for she sends to us giving dinner A thankful I'm th underwear $ LL, has 10 per cent ; Love—and the finest of friends to us » (somewhat on the and when aged and gray you ned our lesson faith- fa Oa a een aa tae oes acaeee "pay |an ame | wag Home Baking, unm me| ff Detter every way that dinner is most ready Ms See a aE EE than the ready | [ams PLENTY stuffing it Fire-Proot Jue, . oe | . made foods re DOORS 7 the eit Burglar. Proot Mob-Provt R. Furniture ood terday he wa a bird 4 ! } Fixtures mid maneuve in } a ; Wood oe | ; Baking Powder || = How time PURCELL SAFE CO. is a stomach-ache! he re <a pure,Cream of Tartar r the f even something for the M : 5 th} No Alum Powder, That Y. M. C. A. of ours knows how to do a thing, or a Ne ee anok know : bin thet take aed Made from Grapes turkey, “up brown.” It’s feeding 200 homeless men with a real | what it is f : Th sivis eS ia Lime Ad hate turkey dinner today. Y , r 1 grim Fathers could 1 a t c | ve been eating hin fore t ful, ¥ I to exe ‘ " r hers for the last ten years, and w momen yee y were all good. i into the wood. ~ ~— w etray arrow MEAN THING ® natomy rely we Mr. Styles—I have tickets for the opera.~ hankful with nothing Mrs. Styles—Oh, «i ! I'll go and put my hat on right away, | Special Values but polities and: the All right, dear guess you'll be -reag time, The tickets are out how the little Ching Qfuub'la this worla—|ing dua oe couinaiag Saad Wecines Yap eg greet In Ladies’ One-Piece ah y the balance in the issues of life? | A JUVENILE PESSIMIST if you t t you sow. Maybe you will be surprived.|| But should the Ia y Willle—Did baby “come from heaven, ntfse? Dresses Such Is the mysteri nature of things that every. life, if analyzed|!n the country go to J. P Nurse—Yos, dear. : wine WNGdhah Gait Sahanlee’ “ae to the fundamenta ems to hang on the turn of some smallest, mos Willi@—Fool kid! He didn't know when hp was well off.—Boston!lHl offering you one of the beet insignificant appearing ng or act, wpon & book or a word, a ribbon Seriously Now. Transcript sah forthe rich of the season in Ladies’ of a glance, banana pe ning down a street Let us give thanks for the rick ilelapidsee 3 Miskoes There's ho at I stone in bis shoe, a pe no|neas of our heritage—for Love that ; f co ‘Do you like the revolving dogt, tiest 1 most excl the city, : 1 F i " » went on and which wins man to Holiness—for 9 jest. and most exclusive in the city, the while he hooke 1 he pe e out Ww ie sone rt te be hh mn Ave ake Faith that b ids . pathway to the No; you can’t slam it when goh Rre mad ade and includes all the most wanted ma- Reena . Edwin I. bene D. D. $. urned a corner and ran plump into the girl bh d loved and tor a | Fe na ae terials and colors : ey both laughed, and ir laughing forgot that they had parted forever, |stars—for Dreams that light the rials . ae + IT PS EA NG DENTIST eae) evebble-ten seconde-and destiny. whirls like a woathercock In|night—for Visions that give us im AS TO BASERALL Thove dre beautiful in every fA LES LEADI Let shi aceappeitty ; mortality “Look at the team New York has, New York ts no yap town.” ] detall, well , nd in the Sea- Rt 713 FIRST AVENUE He Ni ia bonésivible'that & grain of sandof a gnAb might change the| - Do not sneer at smaller towns, my friend. The New York team ts on's ‘approve See i or-hietory At applied in tho right pihce a the’ right tin Pring | One Lact Whiepen composéd of young mon from Terre Haute, Warren, Syracuse, Toledo, Values up to. $30.00 for Union Block. on't > uch Than Atle Rock, Kankakee, Ypsilanti, South Bend and Waco,” ie z dead cup of coffee has bee own to eck a whole} Don't imbibe © much Thanks] Little Rock, Kanka w Se a r : At First av. and Marion st. you ee eer ee Soe oe ren, nee Dene Saree |giving spirit that you'll make the + 1 ; A seo g sign, “Dr. Brown's, Dent family : tists,” and on First av., near Cher Perh we ai] have a subconscious sense of the significance of| ridiculous bisadet of trying ” light ; [REASON ENOUGH , 3 st, ‘in front of the Washington v1 en we do »penly recognize that powe: tise ¥ igar at the hot-water fauce You refuse to allow your son to study spelling and grammar, B dit $ * Building, you willl see the sign, "De, Spend Jone ae wd PEs be che ea Brave Z Wekered ceaint said the teacher. pies uy on Lre at re 7, Browh the Right Dr. Bown H more highly than he does his grand plano, which cost all of $1,500? A Thoughtful Thanksgiving “Absolutely,” replied Mr. Grouch “T want him to try his hand Our eredit plan is an accommoda- . any Interest in these places pris great shakes of a rosebud, either, worm-eaten and faded and already In former years at current Hterature, and I don’t propose to spoil his dialect andi tion and simple—just a con- My offices have been located af moldering to dust We were quite perk slang.”—Washington Star, venient plan to simplify buying for Tad First ay, £05 19 yee end I “9 n't YOU hidden away somewhere some worthless tr cael Cast off all fears, —-- "i Weantnutea whe | Was fo ne i | E of the Washington base | | | | tawdry trinket, some card, or leaf or wisp of -hair, that is more you Enjoyed our turk THE EASIEST WAY || Der at Combine. to a stanstin, than a king’s ransom? But things toda The Playwright—Ah! The audience ta calling for the author Dan. Who sockh Leanoaae ane Tihibek Of course yon have. And by that token you know why it is that] not 80 sunt The House Manager—tI hear 'em; but you can get out through the man's reputation le too low “tt cone Ignes cherishe ithered rosébud. with our play alley and I'll hold ‘em back while you beat it.—Philadelphia Bulletin, temptible to do honest dental wor! We keep these mc ntous trifles because we know, deep down in thoughts of 1$o Bo sure and come our hearts, just how uificant and momentous trifles are-how it 1 ino tieatit, alash IMMUNE the little things of th orld that sway the issues of life therein. The t of living Rastuk—What yo’ tink is de mattah wit me, doctah? . "5 ater’ os aA Are cropping out Doctor—Oh, nothing but the chicken-pox, | guess Outfitting Co., Ine. > ir serbian peso ave some more turkey. r do you With this Thanksgiving Rastus (getting nervous)—I ‘clare on mah honah, doctah, I ain't be : ° i “ ie why x. want 2 Rector Mraad? , Gan’ Francisco Examinér, [been nowhar 1 could ketch dat!—Modioa}- ‘Tumos, Seait/es Reliable Credit $ (maak Saxo Wa Be 2,