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THE SEATTLE STAR Phones: Private Wrchange Matn 9400 and Independent 441 F"Memnor at United Press. Published deity by The Star Publishing Oo. Sf Kivinred at Senitin. Wash. pestolfice aa second-clada matter iy Ub We ex monthe Bix mouthe #110 That manifesto by ~— oe a of California, the subject giving Californians a p seer directly = EXPRESS THEIR PREFERENCES FOR PRESIDENT, shows that, in an hour of great ig pe our country still has great men, brave men, men of principle. With the progressive organization pos- sessing, beyond question, power to name a La Follette delegation to the national convention, with everything to risk and only loyalty to principle as reward, Hiram Johnson rings true with these words, among the) noblest, we think, since the immortal utterances of Abraham Lincoln at Gettysburg: “Still the obligation rests upon those who are do- ing politics in the fashion that we are, ALWAYS TO BE JUST, and, no matter — o~ we aw and regardless of possi ilities the future may have ohm for us, to FOLLOW ABSOLUTELY THE STRAIGHT PATH OF PRINCIPLE. “While they can send to the republican national —— a solid delegation for yr capt La Fi aria the progressive ublicans o: state are UGH TO BE JUST, and believing that it is but! just that every elector in the state in 1912 shall have! the opportunity to express his preference for presi-| dent, and that every woman, admitted now to the same rights politically as men, should have that right, too, the progressive republicans yield the advantage rom ( Dy Just Because It Is Right | J) Ita’y is brightening up percept thly this w Bhe knows that it will be bard on the turk, So she will give (hanks also. The higher the price of land the higher the cost of living. Seattle shows it Moroceo Is an big as Texas, But of course Moroceo can't boast of any Jge Bailey It seems that each succeeding yoar fewer people can afford to eat turkey Not as many reasons to give thanks as there used to be, FAMOUS CALAMITIES. The flood. The Black Death. The London Fire. George Cohan A glance over one of Anne Boleyn's sweetly pathetic letters to Henry the Highth firmly fixes tn one the be that there 18 a hell. At least a small one—big enough to accommodate one short, pussy, red bearded kink. was appropriated by the machine, and wrested from the machine by a great political reversion, and will submit to pool cand a Primary for the expression of presidental erence.” _, Dear reader, here speaks A MAN. Here is politician seeking personal ends and things. It is a powerful executive Reid the power, but offering himself and all he “has upon the altar of principle. Hiram Johnson, faised to leadership of an element that is carving out for the nation the glorious destiny that God intended for it and prepared for it in the agony of Valley Forge, in the carnage at Manassas, Gettys- burg, Vicksburg, the Wilderness, and in a hun- dred other human shambles—Hiram Johnson, chief of a great commonwealth, says: “I am of the people. All I have is from the people. Power Li - “WE BARBER WAS BUSY DOING HIS WORK WHEN HE STOPPED SUDDENLY AND ASKED THIS QUESTION,” DID AD WOLGAST FINISH PAYING MIS DEBTS WHEN HE STOPPED OWEN MoRAN”E filing THE CONSEQUENCES MAY BE, THE OBLI- GATION IS TO FOLLOW ABSOLUTELY THE STRAIGHT PATH OF PRINCIPLE.” . It is a cry rising from California's mighty moun- tains, ringing clear across the country, to rouse the man with the hoe, to cheer the woman with the needle, to lift the oppressed. Brave men, patriotic parties are at work, AND THE PEOPLE WILL F FINALLY GOVERN. The interstate commerce committee of the United States Senate has opened up shop, and invited everybody with an idea about what to do with the trusts to step up and day his say. There is sure to be a large response. A big collection of ideas will result Sut it may turn out like the late retary —.: experiment in trying to induce rainfall'in western s by means of explosives. His official Teport described the elaborate and costly preparations to shake rain from a clear sky, and concluded as follows “The result was—a loud noise.” Trot Out Your Billion Prof. W. J. McGee estimates that in the year 2190 the United States will have a population of 1,007,000,000. That might scare some, but not us. Trot out your billion, we say And in case you should inadvertently mislay our name and address the next 279 years, we will tell you now that this big, beautiful country will support a billion in 2190 far more comfortably than it does ninety-odd million now. Why? Just because we shall have learned how, by that time. ‘ THEY are talking once more about taking some of the risks out Of football. They've done it several times already, but it's no parlor game yet o 0 °o MADERO orders: “No quarter for the rebels.” A few months ago he was himself the rebel, but now he's the government, which Is more comfortable. oe COLORADO doctor divided his estate abeut equally between his two wives, one of whom had been divorced from him a dozen years. | ‘The wives were good friends 61 ee CARTER HARRISON says he is willing to head the democratic theket in 1912 if the good of the party demands ft. When did a man of that magic name ever refuse a good job? ai Tat” PHONOGRAPHS will be used to record testimony in a Massa- chusetts murder trial. Instead of calling on the stendgrapuer to read his notes, they will simply turn the crank and grind out the original words. 0: erie TWO years ago any kind of an aeroplane was a real novelty and attracted enthusiastic attention. Now it must be “highest, longest, biggest or littlest” to create more than a mild interest, We'r elty-demanding age. Wonder wh: out? Will we revert to Grand: a nov will happen when the “thrills” give 3 “lemonade-stick-of-candy circus"? ey on Gee, im cut? We often read of hair turning white In a single night. Bot— Science, cold science, tella us that hair can no more turn white in a night & ny can turn red with a single drin! An astronomer has discovered a frost on Mars. Not important, but it should afford a certain cold sort of comfort to the standpatters Misery loves company. Kink George better take his crown to India with him. Other wise the proletariat may be using it for a pitcher's box before he gets back. NATURALLY First Actor—Why didn't you |apring that banana peel joke to- { night? | cond Actor—Couldn’t. It slip ped my mind. One More Unfortunate. Take her up tenderly Lift her with care Skirt fashioned slenderly, Too strong to tear So, when she tripped a bit Where it was rough, Though the thing ripped a bit, ‘Twaan't enough. Down she went tottering Into the dirt, Fervently muttering. “Blame such a skirt! Loop up her tresses, Grent Scott, what a thateh! Her many-hued tresses, While wonderment guesses Why don’t they match? Fashioned so slenderly Come, gentlemen, Take her up tenderly, Start her again —Puck, MEAN OF HIM ONLY CUT RATE DENTISTS IN SEATTLE ARE GIVING AWAY FREE—$20,000 in Dental Work CALL AND RECEIVE A COUPON We Use Nothing but the Best Material, PAINLESS EXTRAC- TION FREE. ALL WORK GUARANTEED FOR 12 YEARS. 10 Teeth Fillings ....... veer BOG aD } tres ‘ 6 Gold Crowns .. Piven: acaba ‘$8 | $15 sets Tooth UNIVERSITY AND SECOND Av Entrance 207 University St Oppo: Newwed—Say, old man, you don’t know what you miss by not being married. Bachelor—I guess not. Do you count your money every night aud morning? jyoungest, are r down to the kitchen and discha | must be gitting better if it takes THE STAR—MONDAY, NOVEMBER 27, 1911 What Sort EDITOR'S NOTE—LaFollett 6 looms larger every day, Pe are wanting to know about the MAN inside the clothes. To many ho is simply the Cghting senat or from Wisconsin, By some he is regarded as a destructive demagogue. Who, then, ts the REAL LaFollette, and what has he done for the people? Is he a con structive statesman? The Star sent Herbert Quick, novelist, editor and magazine writer, to Wisconsin to find out, He is writing six articles, This first one tells about LA FOLLETTE, the MAN BY HERBERT QUICK, Editor of Farm and Fireside What sort of a man is LaFollette? That is one of the} big questions of American politics today Outside of Wisconsin féw know hi seen the man’s soul; and in his own state many of the “best rt oy people”—who were so lined up with predatory interests as to make it nec essary for LaFollette to whip them— still "hate him bitterly, Everywhere he has been misunderstood and*mis represented to such an extent that those who would be with him if they knew the man are likely to be against him? He ha poledn, burning with selfish ambition ~a cold, passionless being, “grand, gloomy and peculiar,” true to only one interest and that his own Anyone should be able to » from the results of his statesmanship in Wisconsin that this is untrue; and therefore the world should study the tremendous LaFol lette era in Wisconsin As a matter of fact, “Bob”—he is always “Bob" to his friends—is a warm, sunny-natured man, a companionable chap, the ideal chum for a journey or a camp, whose life revolves like a planet with a triple-focussed orbit about three things—his home, his friends and his public service. In all three worlds the law of his life is democracy In the conversation about the La j distinguish 4 tether a & hen, Follett Greside, all are citizens of he ith ne tes me ok iets a little ocracy, and the sugges “josh” is like that of three college tions of either of the boys, Bob! poys Jand Phil, or of little Mary, the) “Bob” LaFollette has lived for ved reapectfully,|20 years in an atmosphere of the ae they are o! freely. Mrs.| most strenuous warfare, and yet LaFollette ‘# an equal partner Injbas kept his nature sweet and ‘ail things with the senator, When/sane. The world woudered why the elder daughter Fola-—now Mre.|Linceln could remain so free from Middleton, wife of Middleton the| morbidity with all his cares and dramatint—desired to go upon the| struggles, but finally found the stage, her absolute right to dispose|angwer in his saving sense of f+ HERBERT QUICK. jot her life as seemed to her best/hunior The same fondness for | antly, and she — for good stories, for the/human, honest, and above all Was recognized in exercised that freedom which |i the LaFollette philosophy is t sacred right of every human soul. The LaFollette boys treat their’ typical humor of Ameri PROBABLY laugh that clears away the clouds, in a diteinguishing feature of the WHO IS LAFOLLETTE ? of a Man is He ? personality or have] been painted as a Na- LAFOLLETTE, THE HOME-LOVING MAN; TOR BOB; BELOW, MARY ANDO MRS LAFOLLETTE. have more to tell how LaFollette made the elew bli ire caier Ake meee ht iT |tion law of Wisconsin a model for actors in a drama humor as delicious of of commie Bill Nye, Mark Twain or Artemus (in the next article Quick will |constructive stateemanshi; the humor of the : . FROM LEFT TO RIGHT, PHIL, BOB, JR., AND SENA. triumphed I shall “ay tomorrow? many other states—a big piece of ) Weat. r him read “Wolf ville Days” ts @ treat. And like most humorista, he loves tragedy, and iikes to read it aloud. When & student in collego he swept all competitors before him with his eration on Ingo. His public career bas been of a piece with his private Mfe—warm, woven through with the feeling of the equality of all men, and of all man LaFollette. He likes the|women and children with men. I La oliette’s woul in this regard is with the souls of Lincola, Jef: ferson, Tolstoy—and tn all rever Witey—The cook says she is go ing to leave, * Habby--Nothing will chan@@ b@®! Dr. Emdeo—Mra. O'Rourke, I mind? should like to @all two other doctors Wifey—Nothing. jin for consultation. Hubby—All right. Then fn Mra. O'Rourke—Shure, an’ Ot her. {three ay yer to finish me. HEAD TROUBLE “How te Mra. Henry? “Oh, her head troubles Mer a great deal.” “Neuralgia?” “No, she wants me to buy ber a new hat.” * JUST WHAT THEY WANTED “Don't take that fellow on your football team. He's a chronic grouch.” But what wo want is a good kicker. GONE TO WASTE “I don’t Itke the way they reported my speech,” congrosaman “Why, they sprinkled in plenty of laughter and applause,” y but how about all those jestures?—Kansas City Journal. Baltimore American. omplained the new WHAT HE THOUGHT WORD OF CAUTION ence—with Him who ate and drank with publicans and sinners, and saw in them all just plain human beings of lke strengths, Possibilities and weaknesses—just plain “folks.” As to the personal ambition of the burning, selfish, Napoleonic sort, LaFollette has none of it. He is & poor man and always will be—| for he cares little for money. He! might have been rich had he cared to make the sacrifices necessary to obtain riches. But he HAS boundless ambition of the sort which took Lincoln from his law office to stump the nation against slavery, ‘This is the ambition for | service. He believes that the only | bope of the nation lies fn the tri-| umph of real democr constructive statesmanship in Which he has already so signally Royal has no substitute for making delicious home-baked foods Baking Powder The only Baking Powder made from vag Grape Cream of Tartar y. Of the! g Avoid \ Waste As Yar Would Avoid Wrong Saving is a habit—nothing but a habit; just like Punctual- Accuracy, Cleanliness and all other good habits. It is most easily acquired in childhood; it CAN be acquired at any age. The “Habit of Saving” is the easiest way, the ONLY way “get the Habit” a START portant the surest way, in fact, accumulate anything. Make the START: Begin with what you have. Don’t wait until you accumulate a Accumulate it in the “L hear yon have a vaudeville en nt this winter.” U's right,” admitted the fa Lady Customer—I'm so disap pointed. Last month you had such lovely sideboards. mous ball player. Furniture Clerk — (blushing)—I| “Well, all I have to say is this know, but my wife made me shave | when you make a hit, don’t stop to ‘em off, ‘bow on your way to first base.” MIGHT TRY She—I am afraid you cannot support me in the way I have been nc- customed. He—Why-er-er—how much alimony have you been getting? GRABBING THE PLUMS ‘#8 notice, Pat, that Rear-Admiral Hugo Osterhaus was in com- he fleet that President Taft reviewed in New York the other ~ “Did y mand of day is.” nd the sicrity av the fi@vy"® a man be the name ay Meyer?” is he?” “And Schul Naytional Leng “Dennis, the turriners are breakin’ fp everywhere over here.”—Chi- cago Record-Herald, - GETTING ON Fiip—How are you gettiig ov as a newspaper artist? Flap—Rapidiy. 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