The Seattle Star Newspaper, November 15, 1911, Page 4

“Come On and Hear! Come On and Hear!” First Municipal Ball Is Dazzling Success “Come on and hear hear Alexander's RagTime Band.” It you've néVer heard that tune | before-—you may have been abroad |or lost your memory o la Rodgers, or sojourned tn Podunk or Oshkosh It would certainly have left the limprenion with yon that it is the national anthem, judging by ¢ number of times it was hurled upon the 1569 who attended the big mu: nicipal ball at Lescht Park last night, The aforesaid affair was en Joyed at $5 per ticket—but it was all for a good purpowe, you know. It will help the sick and the needy who belong to the recently-organ |'sed county and city benefit asso | ctation—-employes in public offices betng oligible as members. T. A, Parish, state tax commis sioner, led the grand march. He carried his part of the program with |ereat dignity and with a full dress euit—and the band did not play A} exander’ ‘agtime tune just then. Pariah ‘bh been living In Olympia for a spell now, and he can wear boiled shirts without advertising THE SEATTLE STAR. Phones: Private xchange Main 9400 and Independent 441 ember of Uniiad Press, Published daily by The Star Publishing Co. water Bix montha HhTe LOOKS DON'T ALWAYS COUNT ALWAYS LOAFING come on and Captain Bailey The Star takes off its hat to Captain Bailey and crew of} the tug Tatoosh. Seldom in history of shipwretks anywhere has there been more bravery displayed than that of Captain Bailey and his crew, when they made the dash for the schooner Washington that resulted in saving 50 lives. " The captain who braved the surf at the mouth of the Co- lumbia river while others stood by fearful to take the hazard, guestion: oS should receive a medal from the people of Seattle, his home, Seltectons Others have stood by and watched people perish in less pre- ) carious positions than those on the Washington There was rhaps no duty that called Captain Bailey to make the sacri- fice But he made it—and he won. With his success SO lives were saved that would otherwise have been swallowed up by the waters at North Head before day rose again on the Wash TWAS h ee Whe 4480 “Some day I'm in’ ter ask our in’ serciety Cites 3 Germs on greenbacks do no harm, for none of us keep tho lgreenback long enough to contract the germs 7 o 1's congratulations were | provoked, invoked, or whatever the | right term ts, because, while be never héld a political position be |fore and did not live in Olympia, he was able to wear a dress sult, high collar and bolled shirt without appearing to choke to death Vaudeville performers added their portion to the gala scenery by | de most patient mule eb-| “Oh! yo" ain't de only seed in de! There will always be patent ber drew breff.” | sunflowah. Der's lots ob ud medicines a» long as there are pro “Fe don’ look tt.” |quls dat bab catled me Sugah be; | fessional allers,, “Well, he ts, I've known dat|foah ah ebeh beahd ob yo't” mule to walt as much as ‘leven! “Well, man, if dey called. yo") We hate to have the world come hours foh a chance to place one of /Sugah dey sholy must had miBant around to our point of view, for lhis fancy kicks.” ‘oat sugab.” jthen It isn’t ours any more, aiteD on. : Bailey and his crew are heroes, deserving of as lasting fame as those who take like risks on the battlefield. in Claiming Her ~ Having given woman the ballot, California statesmen and iticians are discussing the question as to which party has the Gaim on the woman vote. ‘The progressives put the amend- ment through the legislature, but there’s no question but it took “regular” republican and democratic votes to adopt it : ‘Of course, the discussion is mere waste of wind. Parties and party managements can claim anything that tickles them to consider theirs—the women will do as they durned please We've seen claims made of right to dictate what woman should do, claims made strenuously, not to say blasphemously, too, and the claiming has always resulted in fizzles that had frazzles on ‘em a yard long. No, sir; the fellows who put woman in politics and expect to make her do politics their way are barking up the wrong tree Mrs. Voter has opinions of her own, every time, and it is a good thing that she has, and the bosses who start out to boss her politics are going to furnish some fine pictures af “Before” and AL = ter,” later on. 4 Babes in the Wood Lost in the woods of monopoly and special privilege, the in people who only ask enough to live comfortably and make st provision for their old age, looked about them and saw bewildered old parties, each beckoning them to follow. i | “Why, we did follow you,” said the plain people. “That's * how we happened to get lost.” ea along came a new guide. He bore a red flag but that didn’t frighten the people very much because he claimed to know the way. And it was, at least, a new way—not the one that had led them to the jungle. “Do you know why the people are beginning to follow me?” asked the man with the red flag, as he and the plain people walked cheerily along. g i “Tl tell you—I'm the only Man with a Program ([Sieervations —] MUNICIPAL light plant right in Rockefeller's little old town of Cleveland? Geewhillikins' t oO ° oO FIRST thing those Cincinuatians know, they'll convince Boss Cox that ‘be really has retired from politics. o o 9° KIPLING is against woman suffrage, but Hall Caine ts Bim, hip and thigh, and with poetry, at that. ° 6 0° EDWIN BOOTH’S admirers are planning a movement to build a Monument in his honor, as London did in Henry Irving's o ° o TEN socialist mayors in Ohio, and the gangs licked at Toledo and Cincinnati, besides. Mr. Taft's fences seem to be rather sadly In need ‘of repair. o o ° HITCHCOCK, postmaster general, Is being hammered by the mag zines, now sent by freight, but what does he care? They say he is to get married and go to Europe, anyhow ating PRS EG. BRYAN demands that Taft tell him why he doesn't put the trust eriminals in jail, instead of civilly sbing them. That's easy, sae ‘The trust criminals don't want to go to jail. nia GERMAN potash trust go hang! Not only have we found the stuff) fn our deserts, but we have a shrewd suspicion that we can squeere It * out of kelp. Ob, you can't beat Uncle Sam—that fs, unless you are an/| American trust. The German kind doesn’t go. The Real Story | Old Bluffero said he would kick the youth who would be his son fntaw, and his daughter was sure he spoke the truth, for she was afraid of her paw. And the youth was warted of| what he would get ff ever he called again, and| ft might be counted a satety bet, if he did, he would suffer pain; for a fearsome thing is a father rude, and a kick is no brunt to brave, and we all Dave read of the woo- ing dude, who has landed out on the pave. Bat a brazen way had this reckless cub, and ventured to call once more, unheeding the fate of so many 4 dub who had} done the same thing be fore. He sat alone with| the trembling belle, in! the parlor, dusk and dim, | when the father entered the room with a yell, and proceeded to tackle ‘him! Then the youth closed in with a counter whoo; landed on the old cuss, and, over and under, they looped the loop | gaged in a vivid ; they slugged and jolte 4 " broke, and then they siugged some more, until, ipadiring's sige yi } the old man hit the floor. Then into the stomach of that old man, the| yours man jammed his knee, displacing the interior plan of his father. ihe ogre the while he reasoned in accents mild that he was about Pe dike sx @ husband fit for that angel ehild—tiil they reached Which shows that many an old joke horned, and that he who's afraid of a po: scorned. which goes ought to be de- pper's toes is a lover to be THIRD AND PIKE, ZNTRANCH 305% PIKE sr. 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Mother—You and Willie Jones Little Girl of the Pertod: We're both interested in mud ples; GooD ‘The returned freshalr kid was the country. “And say, ma,” he sald, “out at Angol and It's just as good milk as any.” —Buffalo B: You, but I assure you ti neem to play together a good deal. purely platonic, that’s all.—-Lite, MILK. telling his mother of the wonders of they get milk from cows s. He was o rather overdressed youth and attracted much attention when he entered the car. He ceoupled the only vacant seat beside a rather elderly gentleman. When the conductor came for his fare be [fumbled for his money and thea suddenly became very pale. ic ‘Ob, I've been robbed!" he gasped, “There t# sothing but a bit of an old cigar in my pocket.” “My boy,” said the deep bana voice of the man by bis aide, “would you mind t ‘ing your hand out of my pocket T~-1 “LOGICAL EXCUSE “Here, yo’ Rastus! ean o' lard | tot’ yo" to git “Goodness, maw; tt was so slip pery it don slipped my mind.” ~“DARKTOWN SOCIETY “Yep. “How much ammonia did do @op’ done grant bert DO FOR NEXT TIME Mother—1 see you have written a letter to say how sorry you you took the jam. Well, I'll forgiv Johany kext time Yes, ma, but please don't destroy the letter © you It wit do First Irtshman—Hetlo, Pat, and how are ye? Sure, yer loghldl fine—always smilin Second Irishman now, and sure, every First Irishman— what are ye doin’? Second Irishman gettin’ paid for it, too. an‘ it mu You bet, I am. time I think of ft, it makes me smile. ust be a fine job. I've got the best job of me loigy An’ now, tell Why, I'm tearin’ down ® Protestant churetly Bert Baker, the Tad 2 APPROPRIATE. What became of the two clerks you bad here?” You mean Cannon and Ball? Yes. ‘The boss got rid of them tn the most facetious way.” How" He fired one and bounced the other. Balttmore American. TOO DANGEROUS. “There is one thing belonging to the people which grafting officials in power never want to tax.” ‘L did not think there waw anyth: Their memory NAVAL NOTE The battleship Suffragette arrly Matilda Screech. Washington Herald. PROOF, INDEED “Bo yo’ wants to marry mab daughter, eh? Can yo’ support a wife, young man?” “I reckon I kin, I done frowed four sevens in succession Inst night.” The ship landed a Party of blue) ing. But what is it?” Baltimore American. OF 1950. ed today, commanded by Captatness kets trimmed with MORE FITTING “Mistah Brown, what foh you call jdat son of yoh's Izaak Walton, when he was baptized Geowge | Washington? | “Because, sah, dat rascal’s repu jtashun fob verac'ty made dat change imper'tiove.” THOUGHTFUL he clocks,” said the bride, re simply beautiful, and it was lovely of you to give them to us. But—you won't think me tnquis- “Il gave you two of them,” inter- rupted the friend, “because I'm very fond of both of you, and ff |you ever get divorced you will each jh ave something to remember me A HARMLESS FAD “I suppose in these ragtime days you sell very little classical music?” “More than you would imagine,” answered the music dealer. “About everybody buys a few sheets to place on the plano when company calls,”"—Pittsburg Post, ONE EXPLANATION a Park Orator—Yes, an’ I prove to yo why all millionaires’ money is tainted. Voice From the Crowd—That's easy, mate. "Tain't yourn and ‘tain't mine.—Black and White. THE RETORT MATRIMONIAL She—You can’t ever accuse me of helping you to make a fool, of yourself He~I don't know about that. You said yos when I asked you to marty me.—Baltimore American. CASH OR CREDIT Customer—How much for sult of clothes if I pay cash? Tailor—Forty dollars. Customer—How much on credit? Tallor—Righty dollars; half of It dowa—Toledo Blade. that can | of The poetry in a young gitl's eyes does not promise so well for t future ax the poetry she can play on A wash-tub. Tho average boy will never carve bis name on the tablets of the ages, but he generally gets his initials cut into the school-desk His Reason. “You helped send that man to congress because you liked him, did you notr’ “No,” replied Parmer Corntassel “He was gettin’ so overbeartn’ an’ egotistical that I wanted to see bim put somewhere that ‘ud prob ably put ft up to him to apologize and explain sometimes.” — Washing ton Btar. Government is much Ike dairy ing. Changing the breed of cow doesn't get you much. It ts neces sary to put the pump to the bad The worm always thinks that the — crop is raised especially for tn. A Chinese laundry ing ought to make one fine college yell 1 shall never be prealdent— TH be quite frank about it— And so Tl try my very best To get along without tt. TU just be happy modestly And wield no battle ares, But cuss the government all day Because I've paid my taxes. The melancholy days have come, The saddest of the year, Por whiskey t# too costly, and it's Much too cold for beer. Tomorrow t# the day on which you should date your disappotnt- ments. A journey ts long or short. se- cording to whether you want to go to a place or not White duck pants soon get a man into the goosey- gander class. Ponce isn't so very different trom war—the commissary department te abw: the popular resort. Too bad a stove pipe hat can’t smoke out the cobwebs. All other men may dodge, Cabot Lodge right pat, C3 heck, And take It In the ne Doc Cook found that the Danes are unlike the Americans. They not willing to bite twice In the same piace ‘The artistic temperament is only the echo of the artistic temper, No girl considers it unlucky to be married on Friday, the 13th. CONFUSING Manageress (to customer about to light a cigar)—No smoking In here, sir, please. Customer -—— But you've “got “Smoking Room” on the door there, Manageress—-That is the door of the next room, sir. Customer-—Then what's {tt dob in here?—Puneh. A CRAFTY VEGETARIAN Nebuchadnezzar went on fours. “Mon are mistaken for deer even when they walk upright,” he con- soled himself—New York Sun. SHE KNEW Teachor—What is it that binds us together and makes us better than we are by nature? Pupil — Corsets, ma'am. — The Club Fellow. APPROPRIATE “She dyed ber raven hair.” “Possibly to go with her crow's feot.”—-Baltimore American. 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The latter wore one of those society fronts too, and he was the object of much commiseration, Big Crawford E. White, a fellow deputy in the pros office, gave him faithful and constant sympathy. Crawford had the time to do it-he can't dance—and he was capable of be ing sympathetic on that account amid the brilliancy of Seattle's betles from the city hall and court house. Hi) Bickles, cashier tn the county elork’s office, received the congrat ulations of all the friends who could get near him-—that was some job, too, In the monster crowd, Talk about the tragedy of a man’s losing his wife-—there were scores of them lost last night in the hurry and bustle, and nolse and music— but they were good natured about it and @idwt mind any such trifle. songe—chiefly Seotch inemory no doubt, of Sheriff Hodge, who was not present, and who was ably | substituted by the trio of deputies, Zimmerman, Griffiths and Hee! And again Band” bro! | Jones’ to the widow's marriage to “th other daddy on the Salt Lake line’ put forth in tune and finally staged in Reno city. KE. Meireen, the good-looking jn the county treasurer's who handles about $49,000 a j day in real coin, holds the record of having owned the most wilted collar in the entire assemblage. He boasts of having danced all the dances—another case of “money talks,” say the jealous ones in ali the bewtiderment of many employes in political offices, Mutt and Jeff of the clerk's office helped out considerably. Anyhow, the first municipal ball forth. Also, "€ was resurrected and a sequel | meeting #0) Alexander's Rag-Time| ever held in Seattle wag a dazzling success And it made a nice nest egg for | the benefit soctety Why! He’s Baldheaded Ye Hundreds of Thousands of Men Are Baldheaded. Many at 35 and 40. A baldhead doesn't mean am abundance of brains, as most bal@ heads would pretend to believe. B doea mean that if dandruff germs had been destroyed when dandruff first made its appearance the owner of the baldhead would still have his hair—also his brains, Used and praised by the most competent and careful pas- try cooks the world over The only Baking Powder made from Royal Grape Cream of Tartar—made from grapes AUNTIE WANT TO BUDDING YOUTH There's no accountin’ fer the queer trates thet crop men these da: * Now there look at, an’ smart enuf too if you Willie hex had four different jobs in three Ezra Todd's boy Willie. out in yung He's a decent enuf boy to teecher's word fer it, but weeks which I told him ts take his altogether too many, an’ which is the truth Amung the ot the me: to leay things I told who are in bizzine Willie fer his own good was thet today expeckt boys who work fer them hossplay to hum, an’ thet it isn't smart and it don't get a yung feller anything to hev the ends uv his fingers colored yellow trum clegerets. hed the same job stedy, In fack. Willie's father {s one uv the stediest men out our way, he's fer twenty-eight year, which is too long; he's too Willie an’ I hev planned a kampain, an’ ef It wurks out all rite you'll here moar soon. I got him a nuther chanst thru a Star want ad. AUNTIE WANT. Wall Paper The Globe Wall Paper Co.’s REMOVAL SALE 20 to 50% Discount Wall Paper Wood to Burn Room Moldings White China Framed and Sheet Pic- tures WIN vacate our pros and are selling Wall. Pa: 6 cents per double rol! up, Globe Wall Paper Co. 907 Second Ave, nt location Pi from KORRECT MILLINERY PARLORS 301 Liberty Bidg., Opp. Postoffice Hand madé, trimmed, $8.00 to $10.00 values. 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