The Seattle Star Newspaper, November 14, 1911, Page 4

: EU ees RE THE SEATTLE ST Phones: Private Bxehange Main 9400 and tr dent 443 Memoer of Uniled Press, Poblished daily by The Star Publishing Go. ~ matered at Beatie acter ui ot wlty, oe ix montha, $118 To You of Easy Street Mr. Conservative, you who honestly believe that “all's for the best in the best of all worlds,” we want to talk to 1 in the calm that succeeds the November elections and before = are swept into the swirling waters of the presidential cam paign. Our text is Massachusetts One of the foremost of manufacturing communities, she has immed the cream from our protective tariff policy for two erations. Naturally, she has stood like a rock in the c« republican states, giving her electoral vote to that party very election, from Lincoln to Taft But last year she chose a democratic governor in a ef revolt from the Payne-Aldrich tariff and the increased cost of living 7 she re-elected her democratic gov possible umn} in} apasm On November 7 ernor, but not until her thousands of workingmen had caretully considered one of the most earnest appeals ever addressed by e who control capital and business to those who labor with hands, We quote: “There are 200,000 wage earners in the cotton and wor Mills and the boot and shoe factories of the state. The total wim paid annually for wages in these three industries is about 5,000,000. The total annual value of these three products i 5,000,000." The wage earners, then, have an average income Mo quote again: For two hundred years the business of making leather and nae has been one of the cornerston he state’s prosperity In n] the boot and shoe branch of this industry in Massachusetts Phere are more than 400 shoe factories, producing about $170, 900,000 worth of footwear “hese factories employ 80,000 op Bratives, and the amount of wages paid is about $40,000,000 Annually.” So for this highly skilled labor the average pay is $5 B year. Now, the labor bureau at Washington finds that the | jWerage income for which the American workingman can in his efficiency” is $900 a year. Less than that mea ttle shelter, food and clothes. It means actual suffering and tched, stunted lives. Now, Mr. Conservative, we assume that you mean well, but Prat YOU DO NOT KNOW. We assume that you love your country, that you Hl to your fellowmen, but that you are so comfortable y if, so wedded to old notions and old customs, that you si ‘AIL TO REALIZE THE PLIGHT OF THE SILENT} [ASSES who do the world’s work and bear its burdens peace and in war. Really, Mr. Conservative, you don’t seriously maintain that An industrial policy which gives the skilled workman of Massa fhusetts LESS THAN HALF what scientific and impartial thority declares he needs for the bare necessities, FOOD, LOTHING AND SHELTER, is either a wise or a just policy, you? You are not so blind as to believe that a people possessing the right to vote will permanently submit to such cx &fe you? Can't you see, Mr. Conservative, that back of the insurgency both great parties, back of the mounting votes for socialism, | of the le between labor and capital is the suffering of men, women and children and the grim determination of the of mankind to make the United States of America a fairer,) and better place for the common man? Mr. Conservative, THE RADICAL IS THE TRUE CON- ‘VATIVE, and you are the teal radical. For when you stub-| ly stand in the path of progress you do not stop the tide,| but merely dam it, for the moment, and if you succeed in dam-| ming it long enough we shall all be drowned in the inevitable! west rin wish ) in} fi named S. D. Ewins lived in E “Counsel to Ladies York collection Away back in 1847 a land and wrote a pamphict entitled Yellowed copy has just turned up in a New advised the ladies: “Avoid contradicting your husband tradicted feels insensibly an aversion to the tradicts. If your husband is abusive, never reto Your closet and pour out y iplaints in p his piece of advice he emy gin: “Discreet wives have From 1847 to 1911 is a far cry, but what would that « think he could visit Los An male man, from banker to coal the women, praying with tears in eyes and voice that “save this fair city” by “voting for the right”—as he Whoever is of is retire asized by printing on mes neither ears nor somet s now and see En, New Zealand had a surplus of work on the far of boys. So they gathered up 50 boys from the Streets and sent the ant spaces of New Result: England didn’t miss the boys; the boys t out into py, contented v New Zealand liked ‘er cabled: “Send 100 more boy The order promptly filled. There's lots of room in the only knew enough to get/Tolks from the place that needs not to the place that does need the nm to the va us town world and v for all King George and Queen Mary are going to India durbar. Cost of trip, $600,0 That's just fare, bed and bourd. Cost of festivities, $5,625,000, all of which ts glitter to dazzle Indian eyes. In all, this royal journey and its attendant celebration will cost not less| than ten to twenty millions ‘ | All to keep India contented with British rule Wouldn't you think a king could invent some better plan to arouse the enthusiasm and gratitude of a half-starved people? to attend the McKINLEY’S beloved Canton, O., goes socialist! Well, predicted that something like that might happen some republican party could meet the needs of the people, Sounded he had his doubts, at the time. o 6.6 EDGAR ALLAN POE was elected for Can’ attorney general of Maryland Nov. | and fith. “Only that, and nothing more.” | ulating each other Par ips about that reciprocit NEW MEXICO was admitted be-| 0 0 o cause she was #0 sure to be repub-/ JUDGE BEN LINDSEY, lican. And then went democratic—|‘The Beast and the Jungle,” advo the old hypocrite! cates the short ballot, and says Ghia The long ballot, with {ts necessary THEY'VE cornered the cranberry poo pemerareged of intricate party m crop and doubled the price, and still Phinery, Is the ‘Jungle’ of which I ask us to give thanks Nov. 30th. {ve been writing | 0 0 0 0 0 0 | NEW JERSEY bonnes of both| somiib or mTANDER KNOX, secretary of state, Is tickled alma rties united to beat Woodrow | to death about ‘ sohinees, peer ison out of the legislature. They | tion. Thinks it will open the door succeeded. But the union of the) to ail kinds of dollar diplomacy bad is convincing evidence that Wil-| 600 won is good. It ought to help,| «poc" cook . posed in Berlin for though designed to hurt, him. an “Arctic portrait.” He gets a rey Mark H me, unless th 4s though ail over ote again thor of | the nna | Tired Tim (to laborer on & new | prompt 1)—When dp they exp have road? Laborer Tired Tim A SERIOUS JOB “Wombot sent over to my just now for my_ ene the poetry books I tory of the world Th ames What on earth door with all that literature Tm alx months seven Wants to name a pair of twins,” ALWAYS A WAY “How can wo get little Archibald He thinks | ng school ? He haw the wrong tdea. plain to him that tt will his footwork tn the ring.” RETORT COURTEOUS Is it hot enough for sald with a sickly smile. you “No, my dear frend,” was THE REASON as often as I used to. I'm married to her.” Hello, Mr Ob pald 1 hwarte Murphy Mr. Schwartz Mr. Murphy-—-Naw, not my Mary put some benaine on Bert Baker. Mr Mr. Passenger Irish Porter Passenger Irish Porter back AFTER his lunch, and Weston. (to Irish por No, sir, He Well, for All right, I'l wait, lopedia, and my his improve Has he got @ pedigree? any more. then,” wil reply wet to enough for me, “It te not yet hot If you look clone: the first train run over this|ly you will observe that | am «till | wearing ear muffs, arctic overshoos and a pay pneumonia,” house all) “The | ead Hoy—That a vor | What force. with? want Housekeeper if you had | month ‘Tramp Ex for two months are to be t” he | dishes food “That's the! mie muat before dad was appdinted to the was Chicago News. Please, |aay th’ proper time to bathe ts two lhours after a meal, jhad anything you could call a meal made from vest to avoid getting Detroit Freo Presa, A NEW ONE Teacher—-Did you Charge of ever hear of the Light Brt- have happened they charged You don't look as washed yourself for | mum, th’ doctors TY OF MATERIAL. | delightful | many ove responded PAID FOR IT, TOO “Vell, did you haf a nice voy you with Miss Gonne | age? “No; I vas too sick to eat all cer vay comin’ Murphy ints fur thot thing. » hin ove dot dog? He did have lots of ‘em, bat | and he's been all rignt ever since r)—Is tho baggage man int '# out to lunch. it's his lunch he went he be back again after his lunch? (thinking he was being joliied) No, he won't be AFTER. —Berhard Tough Kid (to man sboving through a crowd)—Hey, dere, youse quit yer shovin Man—Don't get trea. Tough Kid—Oh, up and rain all over you. you Percy! Yo Patient Hubby (to bons: marry you. Wife (sareastically)—Y¥ Why, if you only knew anyth & thousand Hubby is the other A HOT ONE to (disguated ) nine hundred an The man v rt Man—Don't job ain't completed yet SAVED TH aid | HIS hip sinking? Mr. Key; hy Editor—Kindiy draw on and let me hi And O'Brien—t1 thoi family? Rooney An’ netther « n the woe Fan ( the you say it would take six feet lor run.—Barry and velaney Young Man (to his gir quarret)—It's all off now Young Mias (very Young Man and Fairlie HOW MEAN ing again, Mr. Screamer in. But it's getting so Inte.” 000 jular Arctic reception all along the CHAMP CLARK has said again, | line. Doesn't seem to worry uion and seriously this time, that he is, though, 4 washyanonesnieireasurasesmmpareneseyee with that guy in the next ment,” Who do yer tink yer are I realize tt, a congratniations ght you told me aaughtily) (sareastically)—Oh, 1 “I know, but I want to get even ung fellow Don't ang and er git trish, DUNE. wife) 1 bet rm ing, you you were. fh right 4 ninety-nine You make me sick 4 realize that I'm and that r Bernard and Weston either, or Tl cloud 1 was a foot good for you. one woman fin too nher of yours HER IDEA Mins Antique mind never to m How er too Inte to do good. THING M Pert REAL y that hor up & I've the climb uj HOODOO 8. Jump for your If I'd known this afraid of indigestion JOURNALISM Editor ou « od to be married, Mr er—yes your expense account for $50, Married Life tr columns on Judge. you didn't k We'll keep 4.—Colling and Hart series) wre right, 1, to whom h #0 good-bye, Wi o0d-by didn’t mean no dogs I've mado arry up my foolish its erything the bill except life! would have eaten Keypounder? get married 8 Great City” any dogs in your in my farafly old “man, wh bix men six days to make a loaf of bre it only takes one Baker to make a home had been engaged prior to dazzling be ity you; I meant the VERY LIKELY sing apart-| “Just treasury,” ike “Well, old man, how does it to be married to an heiress?” & working in a sub x. and f haven't! athe! young bride. “There's a great deal of food left over since 1 began do-| ing the cooking.” -~ Louisville Courier-Jornal, UNLUCKY “That was rough on Davis.” “what?” “He stepped on a plece of orange peel, fell, and wi ‘ented for giving a street performance with- jout a liven) —Idens. WHAT HINDERED “Can't you assume & little more pleasing expression of counten- ance?” asked the photographer, Y-yen, sir,” healtatingly awered the altter, “Wait a minute and I'll take off these new shoes.” —Chieago Tribune. Wisse “Bobby, didp't you hear mamma telling us to come in out o° the tain? Yep, but 1° I'm so we tap “ Chicago Tribune. | notice it's allus called a not goin’ to do it she can't lay me ‘thout spoilin’ her cu rows War of Civiliz tion In which th’ barbarians can't bombard back.” ly O! when the sun ts shining bright And a fellow feels his oats, Me kind of thinks the whole world ts The burden that he totes He thinks his shadow mighty Hie feet-prints look Ike ditches, tile arms are much too short to sorateh His head-plece when it itcbes. tong, But when « fellow wakes at night With blackness all about him He suddenly begins to feel The world conid do without him At three a.m. when all ts still He gets bis measure right, A man is like « neodle-point When held against the night . When hearts are trumps, one is expected to follow sult LucK ‘Well, old man, bow did you get slong after 1 left you at midnight? Get home all right?’ “No; a confounded noisy police man baled me to the station, where T spent the rest of the night.” “Lucky dog! 1! reached home.” Boston Transcript |) John D. Rockefeller, jr. talking jto bis Bible class on Sunday sald jthat he once cured a horse of |greediness by putting a stone the feed box He got that trick from John D., who long ago learned how to hand that cure to the public You never climb so high ax when you lift some other fellow with you , Moat people who dance forget to y the fiddler in advance HOLES AND HOLES fwent to # restaurant to get some } thing to oat [tote from my head down to my fee Qricrod a do t f off th ane }And handed the girl a ¢ looked at the nickel and she sald, “That don't | you see There's a hole ‘runs Said 1, “There's doughnut and I wiped five-cent And look good, in the nickel and it) through | hole in the clea too!” lane or courag ‘ance of danger often passen| | A Pullman p as for | It ts {rhyme | vent ) | If wishes would be can pansenger orter etful as any as hard to discover for predominar immortal sals a good as to in an were horses there a lot of riders thrown. | A bad wood, to | knuckles sign, when you knock on get a splinter in your Too many cooks are an imposst bility THE LimMiT— of gall is reached Doc Cook, who sails for again in the steamer Washington.” jin the jby old America Ge Maybe the young gent who is| trying to find out what becomes of all the tin cans and the dough nut holes will be willing to in-| | vestigate for us and report on th [present wh pouts of: (1) The junearned tn mt; “(2) the Pal ladium of our Mberties, and (3) |the full dinner pail | The survival of the erally ineans the fightest. fittest survival of gen. is Way Is Genuine Pleasure The time has passed when women sive over a half a day to a mussy, unsatisfactory shampoo, and now instead of going to the hair-dresser, she performe this toilet function in her own home, taking but a few ninutes and obtaining far more Balisfactory resulta. A teaspoonful of canthrox dis solved in a cup of hot water makes sufficient mixture for a delightfully pothing and cleansing shampoo, This makes. a. rich, white lather That dissolves all dust and dandruff, joutralizes excess oil and cleanses every strand of hair, Rinsing leaves Phair and scalp immaculately clean and promotes a healthy condition in both. With canthrox shampoos & luxuriant growth of glossy hai lchly beautiful in its natural tint, is certain to be the legacy of ev "| oman.—Advt. Junderatand that thi “Soup, Soap, Salve and Salvation” Take Place of Chips, Wine and Women in Old Red, white and blue chips used to) ———— click their underworld tale on those tables in the palmy days. Today they are used-for reading tables. Painted women of the demi. monde gathered about that bar thrilling forth their orders, while the half-drunken sote to whose arms they held boastfully planked down the money to pay. ' That bar is now converted into a peaceable restaurant table. Where the motley crowd used to dance and fill the night air with the sounds of their org! ligious ner: vices are conducted From out of the most elegantly furnished saloon tn the restricted district came the piece of furniture which now is the pulpit of the Brotherhood League club in the old | dance hail | gnant Arcade dance. hall bas indeed undergone a| ee that oat annguine | ber of the Public Wolfare| league could not have dared to im-| agine when he started to work for | the recall of those conditions, The { whiskey, baer and near-beer ted 4 clear profit to the explolt ere of the de hall of approxt-| mately $1,000 a night | Today the piace has been thor- oughly cleaned up. .The wails have are now the medical . For the Brotherhood League | club has a six fold mission in | one big attempt to make this a) place where the homeless man can be at home, It aims to furnish! these people with food, sanitary | lodgings, library accommedations, medical treatment, religious ser-| vices, and with jobe whenever pos sible. in the words of Or. M. A.| Matthews, in his address tast Fri-| day night, when the place was! thrown open, the Brotherhood | League club is dedicated to soup, | . a soap, salve and salvation. jheld positions as pastor of the Or. Heath in Charge. | Firat Baptist and of the University Dr. Frank Arthur Heath, who! churebes in Seattle, has been work eee es saseaess e FRANK HEATH Superintendent of the Brotherhood League Fall City, Nov, 6, 1911 the next convention of the A. F. of Editor of The Star; The foliow-}L. to our city. I realize that this ing might be Interesting to you in] will comt considerable money, and connection with your articles on the|as one business man I am willing oat of living |to put up $50 to win tt. What are I shipped 2 dozen chickens to Se-lyou other business men willing attlo retatlers to do? Chickens welkhed at home Net weight at dea Price allowed, 1 preanage Return of coop .. 115 tbe. 100 Ibs. $14.00 DOSS MILLER ditor Seattle Star: 1 wish to reas my thanks to the [Independent Telephone company. 1.10] On November 6 1 paid for my phone laccordicg to an agreement made $12.90) with «aid company, and against | whom I hold a deposit check as a | guar of good faith that 1 3.99 | should keep the service for one year. I did not have time to call at their office, so I sent my check through the mall 1 kindly thank the company, as they have returned my check, which I certainty need, if j they do not This is the first that I have received a present f I) the te phone company, resentative|never fail to get one from my te Federation of Labor of | grocer v sincerely Mr. Pete Henretty MRS. T. J. TRAYNOR going to make an effort ring 1113 24th av Swissco Grows! New Hair Net returns for chickens Price of chick at same day eo per denier received Or & profit of $4.50 per doren. | w, | nesure you there was no| profit in raising the u retail Ib., or om To the Editor of The Star though I Value Giving In the keynote of our policy. Price Stops Dandruff and Restores Gray /f 224) uality form the argument or Faded Hair to its Natural nate the high cost of ware Color. Hh by tr fee windows 00 Fry © Pry ; 2h fe 1 Fry Par soocks ae Fry cco ae 3 F k F LARGE TRIAL BOTTLE FREE. ve Fetrolatam Finishing Noi 6-S-Inch lengths. Yours ter Barenins, Spinning’s Bargain Store 1435-17 Fourth Avenues, We Make a Specialty of Ladies’ Suits French tiful Mead of Your Own. Dry, Steam Pressed for $1 Furs, Quilts, Blankets and Partiores at Very Reasonable Prices 1 16 P.O. oP 6a weds Santas: S;\ | Union Dye Works, Inc. mut ; , : Clasay Cleaners and Dyers Awvinwco i on, sale everywhere by Office, 1023 Pike St nd $1.80 8 te 1428 100) Ay. . vt, GAOT, Main #167. > pay Hair Che sale in See EVERETT-SEATTLE INTERURBAN RAILWAY SEATTLE TO BV ERETT—Limit “- Th’ Fire-Proot Murglar-Proot VAULT 4:30, Li4k Bp train day and Sunday at 1046 pm Ket Offices: Seattle, Sih ay, Weatleke: Gre of, Ajan Store, S8ih ¢ 00d. ERRTT TO BRA Lin near Drog ed trains 8:09, 9:01 Furniture Wood Steel Fixtures Wooa Steet Marble PURCELL SAFE CO. OpuUINE Wale sare Hehe shod at Sixth FRACTION co. SNOHOMISH-EVERETT - INTERURBAN TRAINS LEAVE EVED 9:00, 10:15 @. m., 12:19, orett as Seattle AT THE OLD PIKE PLACE UJBLic MELT THESE HERE FOODS COST LESS—THEY’RE FRESHER, TOO RELIABLE DELIVERY—Free delivery from ancien inace stalls vending each kind of food. Look for delivery signs on stalle, HAMLIN’S CIDER MILL—1522 Pike Place Pure Apple Cider made fresh dally. Whole: etail. ‘Vinegar, Cigars and ‘Tobacco, Freeh SDutternit otphone main tat me Arcade Dance Hall (ing continuously recall in Fe He in the # in charge Meals for a Dime Kight doctors volunteer the the Brotherhood Good meals are furnished for Wherever an unfo to pay the over until he beeor more prosperous, Cote are fur. nished for 16 cents a night But }the biggest boon to these hom * people is ti. Mbrary fe cilities and the writing ¢ m. Most of these men are not pove trick en, a8 is attested by th that only of them ad of the r rant accomme last Sunday while full ame to the club rooms to .‘8 zine, or & newspaper tes , letter, The prophet of old foretold of a day when the lion will | sleep with the lamb. Had he | prophesied one year ago that | the Arcade dance hall would be i what it is today, it would have | semed quite far in the fu. ture. And, by the same token, | | ever since bruary on this 7 vices s elub, to gue nate will daymroll shrdiu cmfwyp vbgkaj the old Arcade dance hall has today reached a millenium of its own. ‘Makes a Cough Vanish ‘Quickly--or Money Back | The Quickest, Surest Cough Rem | edy You Ever Used. Family Sup- | ply for 60c. 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