The Seattle Star Newspaper, November 7, 1911, Page 4

_. THE SEATTLE STAR ft Private Hxchange Math #409 and Independent 441 BS: = Vrene iy by The Siar Publishing Go. at Beattie, Wash, posi out Of elt, 30 conte per mm: cy To Harrison Gray Otis work! . _ geenk ted perl sowed the seed of social in Los Angeles; you have raised a crop of 20,000 en aeons more to come. gouge seater tng Layne ebagea capitalists a separate caste; e same y Grove the humble men of labor into a separate political class, and they outnumber your kind—oh, by so very, very ! > oy EY human labor as a commodity, it ey and despised in the face of the ne ennen Sf yom con Ne iberate dynamite of social hate, be a ined etchesbens- pei tap and BIG naval reviews on both oceans, but @inner pail very full, do they? o o o DANGING Is losing its popularity in find it no longer promotive of marriage, o 8 o ST 18 predicted that by 2911 women will have no little toes. B long time off, but doubtless there are women who will worry a o © @ ONE Guggenheim has come down to Rent is only $25,000 a y: that out of Alaska coal. somehow they don't fill the London. For one thing, they That's bout it, n to Ilving in a flat in New York. ear, but he isn’t likely to be able to make even 8 oO CAPT. GREENSTREET, old London salt, has just started on his 9th voyage around the world. Never had a mishap, either. Ho fools Derfectly safe, except when ashore. ° ° ° “LET'S all be brothers,” exclaimed Gen. Otis when he saw the Los r election returns. And then he added: “At least, for the Present.” Anything to beat the socialists at the final election, Dec. Sth. ° 9 ° “4 THINK I'm old enough to vote,” remarked Mra, Lydia Sharple: when she presented herself to register at Whittier, Cal. “Age marm=t clerk asked. “Just 101,” the old lady answered, with # twinkle in eye. OD ive NAME of Fairbanks, Charles W. Fairbonks, said to be of Indiana, got a Boston paper recently. Sounds fauiliar, too. Who is he? Ah, we have it—Arctie explorer! Isn't that right? hi Sinker ie Something to do with o o ° ENGLISH cities are planning to place mirrors at street corners to ‘ent collisions. The idea is to enable you to see if anyone is com. fellow would see his y opie Pong own reflection and try to How to Change Your Face The painful, dangerous and ex pensive operation known as “face- peeling” {s not necessary to accom piish the results sought. One can gradually and safely remove the old and unbeautiful’ cuticle from her face without pain, danger or detention indoors, Simply use ordi ary mercolized wax, which can be |obtained at any drug store. Apply it for a few nights like cold cream and wash ft off each morning. The mercolide in the wax slowly absorbs the half-dead outer skin, which flakes off day by day in’ fino, in visible particles. The fr skin underneath soon blo radiantly, making the face years younger and much prettier. Employment of this process is not noticeable to others, except that your complexion improves rapidly Of course the removal of the sur face skin in this pleasant manner We will fit a gold-fillea frame, gui teed for five years, with spherical lenses and leather case, complete for $2.50. This includes a careful and accurate examination, See our Kryptok lenses, with no lines or cement scales, for close and distant vision Baves two pairs of glasses. Mounted with Shuron eye- Glass or spectacle mounting. Curry Optical Co. EYESIGHT SPECIALIST: Third Filo Arcade such as chaps, freckles, moth patches, liver spots, fine wrinkles, pimples, etc. Mercolized wax has been known for years to many 0: ciety women noted for their beau tital and lasting complexions,— vt. 344.345 Building VAMELY AS Bring This Ad With You 3 W, 30 CENTS PFI covey wer whan PHONE EAST NO WEEK LAUNDRY 606. takes with it all facial blemishes, |” MRS, TOOTIE FRITTS~ MARRIED DURING HER Feat i ae nee MANA x. FRITS, @UB. SUED FoR DIVORCE SHOR AFTERWARD AND QOT IT. TY Hubbs—Old Smith tn certainly getting to be a tightwad. Dubbe-—How's that, old man? What's his latest expense anver? Hubbe—Oh, It isn't expense now; it's gone further than that. He now stopa every clock in his house at night to save time, § Mra. Nagg—Jobn, tell me, who got married this morning over in Mr. Smith, Mra. Nage-~And, happy man? Mr. Nagg--Her father, of course, MILLER & TEMPEST. Mother-——Willie, take the baby, your shovel and pail, and go down on the beach and amuse him, but for goodness sake, don’t lot any- one burt him and make him cry, Willie—Yes, mah, Nags (Poor John)—Mary of course, the lucky girl. ure, who's the “ALARMED “Ze beautiful heiress scared me to death when she asked me if I bad anything to hide from ze world.” “Monsieur was alarmed? “Terribiy! { thought she had Wiodsor tie.” ‘ volt The Wasp Published Weekly Subscriptions Now Ove. Advertising Rates on Request. Josiah § Titsworth re marked at prayer meet- ing Wednesday evening that his idea of heaven Was a place where per- sons would not always be throwing up a fellow's past. Che ie ~ Mina choir at church couldn't noticed. home to’ baby, One of the easiest ways to flatter some women is to tell them you thought they and their daughters wore sisters, ee Alt Mowbray has |traded his Ortigo motor car for a span of mules and an incubator. Alf says that one good thing about the mules is there fen't any brass work on them to be shined up every day. ° Sunday Squire to front was at look at dime ¢ into an blacksm! how to kow,” bi settled What is so dull and untoteresting as a circus poster after the show has come and gone? pronoun hl libdhilben, ese for New honey and axle grease at Plunkett's When A NECESSITY your horse for the show.” | ‘I was, but I have to sell him in| order to buy @ box.” EXTRA! AVIATOR DIS IN BED!—ra ward Fleet, Nassau field aviator, was burned to death in his bed in 4 hotel at Garden City. Fell asleep with lighted cigaret in his hand, Counting up to a million doesn't always put you to gleep, but it brings daylight eventually. A combined stiencer and bayonet has been invented—the silencer ESDAY, NOVEMBER 7, ty11 SAME ACTRESS, ONLY DIFFERENT SEASONS | THIRD SRABON, Mother (upon hearing the baby has quit singing in the seat whore sho would be back to the Pod Linkborn, m happy when spends it. : Four or five fellows got | no matter going with a slender girl v “I thought you were going to on-| proper to sile MRS, TOOTIE STAGE WING — FORMERLY MRD. TooTia FRITTS, A DVORCE DURING SECOND ASON, PORTRAYED The MOROIN® IN SOUTHERN PLAY ENTITLED “JIM, THE HOoKwoRM? ming ten minutes come here! What er? What did you do the baby? Wille = (stuttering)——-W— W—, well, you told me not to let anyone hurt him or make him cry, so I hit him on the head with the shovel, as there was a bee there going to sting him. FRANK FOGARTY, Papa Cohen—Abie, you're a cow- ard. Why did you let those boys beat you and kick you and pall your hair? Why didn’t you hit ‘om back, or why didn't you runt Abie—Fader, how could I, when I had my foot on a ten-cent piece? YORK & ADAMB, screa: u Schwarts-—Hello, Cohen, how do you like your new house? Cohen—Ach, fine, only we have white bugs always fying around. Schwarts—-Those are moths, and the best thing you can do is to get ® pound of moth balls and you'll “THE COMEBACK a “I knew when I hired you you were no good. You'd better got your messenger job back again. “Aw, dat job wouldn't fit me now. SEATTLE, NOV. 7 “Topsy Turvine | whose mother Lantern Creek because — she | sit in @ front ing if shell ee the proudest & young married fo is when old wo with her first . The fog was so heavy morning that Beadle thought standing of the postoffics, reo box e. can’t be very he has to each side of a wice before he Mabel's hatr ts . Mabel if to ca Myrtle’ . last week and different colored each one, son argument at tho | ith shop as to | pronounce “Han- ut Jake Doodler it by saying that how it cod, It was Chin handcar. ee Ever notice th | ers and life they bust health? © young man Is » Miss Green w do you like it, having to “It ain't as bad as you'd think, 1 used to have two dollars to spend on myself, and now I have four left every week.” 26 the report of the sun and the bayonet to silence the enemy. The thermometer is the only thing that's not going up, broken heart when {t's only a dis- placement of the liver. A college might well have a high- er funetion than that of making a THE HOTEL COOKS as gran. Myrtie’s hair te wavy, unt is gravy. ary Henry Wadd attended three parties and a soctal Hewry ts sure swell dresser. oe 8u agents always look were enjoying ro- Sommere | Lots of people think they have al er: FORMERLY HRS, TOOTIE STAGEWING, | MARRIED DURING THIRD SEASON,” | WAD LEADING LADY IN TOBABCO'S TAMOUS PROBLEM PLAY BNTITLEDS “THE CROOKED LATCH! toon be rid of them, Cohen—Bah, mit your moth balls. Only last night I bought ten pounds jof moth balls and stayed up all |night throwing them, and couldn't |hit a d—— one. CLARK QUARTETTE. |. Firat Actor—Hollo, old man, |how's the hypnotizing game? Hypnotiat—I've dropped it | rely. | First Actor—Why, how's that? You were very clever at it, | Hypnotist—Yos, that's just it, too jclover. The other day I hypnotized ja rabbit to believe he was a bull [dow and he bit me in the face, i MISS JACK en Mrs. O'Brion—Sure, did you hear |that Mra, Mulligan’s daughter has & chaperone nowt Mrs. Dooley—ten’t ft too bad she’s a0 sickly, Why, only last Chewsday she had boils on her neck FRANK FOGARTY. HARD TO TELL “How long do you suppose a man ean go without alr?” | “Hard to toll. Tho longest sleep seen xe solled shirt beveath ze big Yous guys are so slow around dis ing oar trip 1 ever took occupied j office yer xpotied wot apeed | had.” | seven days.” NO. 7. “weighs | came near «iving away 200, he can't help wouder- | her age yestertny by say- be mamma some day, . lke hat she could re. © when grocers the up packages aper string. oe wi What has become of the old fashioned man who wore trousers made the same way front and back? . Hooper Majoy, who ts on the road now, sent Miss Cameo Tawsell a posteard showing the new court hy at West Union, O, Hooper writes that nearly every small town has either a Gra: hotel or one called the Palace straight mix up eee Some women keep things they borrow 80 long that when they bring them back it seems alm like getting Present. wore vost a Sim Gullion is 80 mean that the birds fly away | every time he sticks his head out of the back door. No one ever talks about an cight-hour day for . mother | A GIG DIFFERENG “I hear Ruxton is in polities,” “No; ho is merely running for office on the prohibition ticket.” young man look like a chrysanthe mum, ar, Torkins, is a jack pot?” “Why-—er—a jack pot is a gen- ‘al contribution for purposes of charitable donation,” “Oh, do you kuow, T was afraid it had something to do with the wickedness of politics.” —Chicago Inter-Ocean, .|tell Drug Co. ‘Burglar Chased Her Into Theatre; That’s How Pretty Miss Flossie Bain Became an Actress | Flossie Bain took up a stage ca reer after months of ardent devo | Hon to the study of her profession~ not a bit of it. Flossie was dragged into ft through unforeseen circum j#tances. And she regrets it—ob, dear, no. Néither do those who have seen her as Trixie Dal |“The Commercial Man” at Orphum this week Miss Bain believes tn a little adage of her own about the choos ing of @ life work, She thinks it all a matter of luck, Sfie almow made a Star reporter who called on nwt night believe it also, t 1 ” “I was going home from school ST ANYTHING JOSH WISE SAYS: “Any kind of feller kin wear an artiet necktie, but if there's olg- it, A DOWN THE YEARS. The golden path is running Down the years, Let us turn us from our sorrow And our tears— And where love is softly calling Ere the dusk of night be falling, Let us hide us in ite glory, From our fears, The golden path is running Through the dew, And the heavens Inugh above it, Clear and blue. Where the sunlit hills are gleaming Let us wander in sweet dreaming, Let us find the morning glory, Me and you! The golden path is running Up the skies, And the stare are set above it our ¢} And the love of God Is drifting Where the twilight clouds are lift ing-— Let us follow to the dawn that Never dies! Most unkissed women look part. Show the Missourl Editor. If your wife has a baby, or daughter gets married, or there is/ any other kind of sickness in the netghborhood, let us know.—Rich Hill, Mo., Review, At the Lunch Counter. Said a baidheaded man to a walt- reas bold: See here, young woman, cocoa's cold. She scornfully answered, “T can't help that If the blamed thing's chilly, put on your hat!” Success Magazine. my THE MONKEY WRENCH A BOL FROM THE VICE AS THE FILE IN RASPING YonES AULD THE AUGER ABORE , BUT “THE PLANE GOUN SMooTHED THINGS OVER. 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Pinex is a special and highly con- centrated compound of imported Nor way White Pine extract, and is rich in guniacol and other natural healing pine elements, Simply mix it ax de fected with sugar syrup of strained honey, and it is ready for use. Used in more homes in the U.S. and Can- adn than any other cough remedy. inex has often been imitated, but never essfully. ‘The genuine ie guaranteed to give absolute satistac- tion, or money refunded. Certificate of guarantee is wrapped in each pack- age. Your druggist has Pinex or will #aid the pretty actress, “There was 4 man who was afterward arrested as & burglar following me, and I was frighter He came up very close behind me and I ran, The first place | came to was the Tivol theatre, and 1 rushed through the door. ‘here was a lady standing there. Sho asked me what was the trouble, and I told her. We became very good friends before we had finished talking, and she took me all through the theatre, We went up into the studio of Paul Steindoff. | was in troduced to him as a little friend of the lady's, and he thought, of course, that I was a stage-struck one afternoon in San Franciseo,”came to see him every day. “He usked me if I could sing, and I said 1 could, Then he told me to come down with him to the re hearsal, They were rehearsing a musical comedy. Steindoff asked me if 1 thought | could take the part of a certain girl in the chorus. I waid I thought so, and I was put in her place, “Well, when we finished he told me that | would do, and put my name down in hia book, telling me to be back ngnin the next afternoon. When | got home mother was wor- ried to death. I told ber that I had been chosen to take a part In the play that Steindoff wan staging, and, well, that’s the way I chose my girl, Just like @ hundred others that profession, And I like it, too.” Some wise professor says rag tim Had for the nerves and the brat Making the heart hit pace that is furious, Driving the pulses insane; Still, when the band plays a tune syncopatediy, After it gayly I tag. All of my blood goes rushing elatedly, Gee, but I'm crazy for rag! injurious Rag,” says the Prof., “is a form of insanity,” (80, for that matter, is Youth) Neither one suffers from dreary inanity, Both are ALIVE—that's the truth! So I'm for rag—when the feet itch to prance to It— Jig time with never a sag: Come on, Mirandy, let's get up and dance to it— Gee, but I'm crazy for rag! —===— ee ee FLASH LIGHTS Glory is @ poor thing to starve to death for. When a man begins to brag about what a good husband he ts, you’é better get your information from his wife. 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