The Seattle Star Newspaper, November 6, 1911, Page 4

' @ THE SEATTLE STAR Phones: Private Pxchange Malo 9400 and Independent 44 Member of Uniied Press. Published duly by The Siar Publishing Co ~~ Raiered waiter. onthe Bix moniia BhTe The Joy of Sleep Rolton Hall has written a book on sleep, From some 10,000 inquiries, addressed largely to teachers and other pro- fessional workers, it appears that eight hours is still the aver- age required by healthy men, Mr. Hall seems to think that less would do just as well, As to dreams, his statistics are encouraging. About 15 per cent don’t dream at all, 30 per cent dream only rarely, and most of the rest have “rational or pleasant” dreams, Less than 2 per cent confess to nightmare. Sleep is certainly one of the “joys of life,” as the poets have called it, and not the least to be said of it is that it is purely democratic. More ‘people get enough of it than of any other good thing in life. Where Labor Reigns The labor party is in control of the government of the ‘Australian federation, and of two of the states, New South Wales and South Australia. Present indications are that two TEM STAR—MONDAY, NOVEMBER 6, HY NOT SMILE A KIND WISH COULDN'T bun 8 “Di Crow certainly is a brave the bird.” “How's that?" “Why, he's never yet white feathgr.” old fish; T hope I caused you any internal tn- | tate: iJ own the juries, BUT NOT THE NEXT TIME “The first time Billson stayed out with us he took off bis shoes Weeping Woman never come single. Weeping Woman ‘hoat of friends’ is th’ ch a widow! er =«oheare’ of again after th’[hy funeral.” 1911 ANYTHING A WORD FROM JO8H WI6E “A man's Not Fit for Publication. Misti ympathetic Neighb trouble, Mra. P r cacalled yesterday John was in the next The Difference ortunes What's fhe new min while the parlor putting up the sto Raltimore American ea ny at atta ncaa na Seattle’s School Cafeterias Great Institutions; Doughnuts Tabo It's no soclety function when the high school belles and ‘rah ' boys sit down to feec thelr faces at noon, You'll find no waiters at your elbow asking how many lumps of sugar you want in your demi- t There's no Alphonse and Gaston stuff of “You first, | be: | If you happen in at the Lincoln, Broadway or Queen Anne high achool, when the lunch bell rings, don’t get unduly alarmed, It might sound like & South American revo lution, but It's not any more dan gerous, It's only the Inudk tempt on the part of something ke 2,000 high school children trying to got firat in the oria Hine | There are no frills and fancy} work when the Seattle high school | kid gets bis noomday tunch, For he gota an carly training in the gen- | tle art of ckfeteria lunch grabbing. | The girls are in on the cafeteria habit, too. It’s the one who pushes | ahead who gots her soup and beans first | It's a great Institution, is this enfeteria tuisinoss, If the patronage of Seattle high school children 1s) any criterion, Fully 70 per cent | oed; Bos And, ah yee—whether It or summer, you need not famish for want of ice cream. It almost rivais beans as a high school faverite— you can get it the year round for five cents, ery school day In the year. Roast beef may come ant go—besides that costs 10 cents—but beans re in with the high school cafeter. jas forever—and you can get a dish full with brown bread, too, for only, la nickel. Coffee in another com- modity that has been ordered out lunder the Cafeteria P Food and of all the “studes” eat at them, It is run under the direction of the] school board, and the food is strict ly censored Buy Their Checks. | the Lincoln bigh school, the file down side and the! girls on another aide of the cafe-| teria coun! They buy aluminum checks for 2% cents h, and pay for their meals with them. Before the cafeteria became a high school institution, doughnuts and ples made up the biggest ‘rah ‘rab con sumption. But, alas, the censors have tabooed the doughnut entirely and the ple is on a steady deciine. It’s hats off to our Bostonian friend, the bean, now, To i the present day leather lunged qualities of the high school rooter must be traceable. it’s the bulwark of the cafeteria’s * Counting them one by one, about|Drug regulation, amd you can get 1,487,693 beans make thelr ac-|elther milk or cocoa, or chocolate quaintance with # “studes” | for nts TSE CTD ah Sn "1 =] when he got to the corner, {nstead of waiting, as most men do, until he had reached the door.” oor man!" ‘es; and the worst of it wax that it was not his corner.” Express. more states will shortly come under the same power. The labor party gets its strength only in part from trades unions. The rest comes from what is called the “sympathetic vote,” composed of non-wnionists, small tradesmen and small farmers, The labor statesman’s most trying job is to satisfy the radical element among his following without scaring to death the elements that are just reasonably progressive. So far the feat has been done. Just Costly Noise It cost us taxpayers thousands of dollars to have the fleet in Hudson river salute President Taft by firing of cannons, It is all right to salute the president, but why-not safe and sane saluting? The thing could as easily and as honorably be done with flags. But flags don’t make noise, and we are still heath- enish enough to pay for noise. The Chinese, who discovered gunpowder, used it to make noises to frighten the enemy. We are nearly as big fools in using it for its noise in saluting friends. fe've nearly broken the boys’ hearts with our safe and sane Fourth of July, but we haven't got a safe and sane meth- od of paying respects to a mere office. Scrambled Eggs When they asked J. Pierpont Morgah how to dissolve the tobacco trust he asked: “How can you unscramble eggs It’s a poser, all right, and has “got ‘em all nigga a In the end we may have to take our eggs “scrambled,” with @ little pepper and salt in the way of public regulation. Then again, we may get a new cook who will know how to serve a more palatable dish. Well, it ts the choice betwe ticht squeeze and a tons-up.” Baltimore American, Buffalo At boys 01 STRICKEN WITH GENEROSITY A Scotchman: brought his entire family of seven to visit a relative in London, They were entertained in a manner that left nothing to be asked for two weeks—theatres, cab drives about the clty, ex- cursions into the country, The whole time McPherson never put his hand {n his pocket to pay for a thing. When the family was going home, the Londoner and his cousin went into the buffet for a final glass, From force of habit he groped for hia wallet; but Sandy gripped his arm | Na, na!” sald he, “You've been verra gude to me an’ mine this fortnicht past, Mon, we'll hae a tons for this last wee nipple!” —Suc- ceas Magazine. IN THE SOUP Carefully Selected. e have over 2,000 b volumes in our Ibrary now, Mrs. Lotto Munn “Of course you cannot have re all of them,” replied Mrs. Oldcastle “Oh, no, but I expect to Ket through most of them some time. I feel that I owe this to myself. We bai n very careful {n making our selections, Nearly all of them have gilt tops.”-—Chicago Record- Herald titel anid Supreme Confidence. fra, Grayson seems to have the utmost confidence in her hus band.” “1 have often notleed it Heve she would even eat rooms that he had picked.” ago Record-Herald. eaqerat eed cette reece eeaeds Tuesday and Wednesday $2.49 woe eon OO Sarena sg. .. 196 RS eee... SRee $1.25 Douche 88c Pans $1.26 Bath Spraes Se Lavora DeCompone 60 Florayme Perfume, 0: Denatured Al ne quart . Se Spiro Powder . 15¢ Acorn Baive Marvel ling Spray 1 be mush. Chi HOTEL OREGO! WASHINGTON OPE hed. Steam i water in room. ok. and Beattie Boulevard , Owner and Mer, Electioneer Proof. “Somebody really ought to get out the society vote 1 onee tried to campaign among | the Four Hundred, but I heard one woman tell her maid not to let any strange politicians kiss Fido, and then I quit.”"--Washington Herald. 25¢ Burton’ Soap S00 Burto Tonic ...... - 260 Calox Tooth Powdor ...... $00 Came line ace $1.00 DeMirac Depilatory 166 Fels Soap ive Fiufte Moquet S00 Poxtont’s Fw Powder . : 26¢ Kondon‘s Jolly .... al “Miss Pret out to bang “Tl should say #0. regular dinner belle.” American x's Scalp : invited a lot . cone a Mr. Shad—Say, Oyster, your two brothers in partnership to-| gether in business? I'm getting so disgueted with those Mr. Oyster—Yes, but the part-|fiying fish. Ever since aviation has nership was dissolved. They were| boon the rage they are ao concelted [both caught and made into oyster! that they won't even speak to any: | soup. ARNOLD BENNETT says “there has not beeu a great English nov- CLEVER RUSE elist for 100 years.” There have been some good sellers, though. At the services one Sunday morning in a church for the colored o o e folks of & Mississippl town there was observed one dusky youngster ac- CHICAGO has a girl weighing $26 pounds. You can think what! companying bis grandparents and sitting as wise as @ young owl you please, but it’s a distinction, just the same, throughout the long sermon. o ° ° At the close of the service somebody congretulated the grandfather TORONTO man has an 30-year-old stenographer, and says she |8| upon the excellence of the child's behavior ‘the ouly one he ever employed who wasn't “incompetent or lovesick.” The grandfather smiled significantly. “Dat boy is always well threatened befo’ he goes in de church.”—Judge. Pete Porpolse—-Well, what's on weren't) your mind? Dolly Plunge—Ob! nothing: only Baltimore # TLanman . Murray japtha ida does Water Orange wood & for 26e Kolynos Tooth Paste 100 Lava Soap, COME csncenes the 1 Rive 2c Sugar Milk, Merck, 1 1b. 1 have to the trall- ve testimony found ble pepe h the man we hypocrite. Second Ditto What tx it? First’ Amateur Detective wears a double faced overcoat. Baltimore American. valu S00 Lapactic Pils 100 Skat, four £0F ....seeeres = The Owl Drug enteen Stores on the Pacific Coast Third and Pike and 1112 Second Ave. n Buying RIFLES Shotguns or Ammunition Don't Fall to Theo. Wilts Co. 1012 First Ave., Seattle. CELL LAKH KKH KKK KKKK Gs °° 06 COVERED 298,728 miles tn the last 26 years, all at government ex- pense, and now holds the travel record of the universe. Bill Taft— that’s who. ° ee CATTLE disease bacteria, kept by a German scientist 17 years, lived all that time. But who wants to be a bacteria? eee ee STANOPAT magazine invites Taft to speak a reassuring word for business. Right in his line. o © ° COTTON crop’s the biggest ever, probably. Old King Cotton and Old King Corn are the best old kings that ever were born. ek ae KANSAS licenses stock salesmen. They say It helps to prevent polite bunco artists from separating people and money. ee NEW YORK SUN'S “let-us-alone” club to save Big Business is now regarded much as a comic supplement er Se OF 2,528 women registering to vote in San Diego, only 48 were from the tough“wards. The vast majority were of the so-called middle classes. WHY THEY DIDN'T EAT DANIEL ‘The Rey. Charles H. Spurgeon's keen wit was always based on sterling common sense, says the Youth's Companion. One day he re marked to one of bis sons: “Can you tell me the reason why the lions didn’t eat Daniel?’ No, sir. Why was it?” Because the most of him was backbone and the r t of bim was grit.” WHOM HE BELONGED TO “Is your husband at home?’ “Yes; what do you want with bim “I'm—er—revising the voting list, and I just wanted to inqulre which party he belongs to.” “Do yer? Well, I'm the party wot ‘e belongs to."——London Tattler. | IT PAID, ALL RIGHT “Was your daughter's musical education a profitable “You bet! I bought the houses on either side of us at half their value.” —Judge. OBSERVANT AMD CRIED, Where HAS THE COAL BINT TOOK NO CHANCES REAR RERAEHERED * Her Hope. * Geraldine — Willlam means * *® good, James means beloved. I * ‘wonder (blushing) what # * George means? * *. Mra. Fondhopes — Well, ® #® daughter, let us hope that # * George means business,—Life. # ” “Preparing wheat for milling has much to do with the quality of the flour.”’ DeVinne «On Flour Making” Washed in Cedar River Water @ The Fisher Flouring Mills are equipped with the latest and mest approved machinery for wheat washing and drying that money can buy. * * » * * RRR No Need of Haste. At a lecture a well-known author. ity on economics mentioned thd} fact that in some parts of America the number of men Was considera- bly larger than th | Tit-Bits, and he a “1 can therefor ladies to emigrate to that part.” A young woman seated in one of the last rows of the auditorium got up and, full of indignation, left th room rather noisily, whereupon the lecturer remarked | 1 did not mean that it should be done in such a hurry!” q The wheat is washed in Cedar River water, removing from every crease in the kernel any impurities that may find lodgment there. @ Then it goes into a whizzer. By means of centrifugal force, this machine throws off all the free water. Next, the wheat passes into a drying column, ‘four feet in diameter and fifty fect high. A continuous blast of hot air evaporates any moisture that may remain. ABSOLUTELY PURE "| j F |. Miss Jumbo—Would you care to The only Baking Powder Professor Nearsight—Dear me! |have me do a little toe dancing tor b “f How up-to-date the zoos are today! | you, Mr. Monk? Why, this one actually has a sub-| Mr. Monk—Yes, but not on my é Royal Grape Cream of Tartar @ After this treatment, the wheat, immaculately clean, is put into the milling bins, ready for grinding. g Only a few of the more important flouring mills of the country have this equipment. @ Use Fisner’s Buenp Frour and you have the assurance that the grain was thoroughly cleansed before being ground. @ Costs More per Sack—because it’s worth more. @ Costs Less per Loaf—because it gives results. FISHER FLOURING MILLS CO. America’s Finest Flour Mills, TOASTING THE TEACHERS Therewas a meeting of the new teachers and the old. It was a sort of love feast tion or whatever you call {t, says the Cleveland | Plain Dealer all the teachers got together and pretended they didn’t have @ care in the world. After the eats were et, the | symposiarch proposed a toast 4 “Long Live Our Teachers!” It was drunk enthusiastically on to answer. “What on?” Emergency Case. | lly,” said the leading man in a one-night stand, “I want a dime.” You are always howling for money,” said Billy, “What do you want a dime for?” “I want it for a shave,” the lead. ing man replied. “How can I play| Romeo to-night with eight days'| black beard on my face?” } Bunkum turned angrily away. “You'll get no money out of me, he growled,” “We'll change tor jnight’s bill to ‘Othello.’ "—Philadel- phia Record, Saves Butter, Flour, Eggs, and makes home baking easy One of the new teachers was called He modestly accepted. His answer was ONE wonderful feature of that Italian-Turk war is that Wall st.| jh i hasn't seen occasion in it to throw a fit j H. E. 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