The Seattle Star Newspaper, October 25, 1911, Page 4

TTLE STAR hae eed the Parting Guest 5 Good bye, Bill, take keer o’ yourself! Hope your sojourn in our great West has been altogether We've done our best to entertain you, and we'd sure feel bad if you hadn't had a good time in our midst. : Our boards of trade and chambers of commerce _ have got out their old silk hats and looked their pret- your honor. You've had honorable mention the special interest newspapers. We've set out very home-made champagne and fricasseed choicest Rhode Island Reds. We've turned out thousands that you shouldn’t feel lonesome. We've to your words of wisdom, and more’n two have cheered when you promised the high cost of living till your tariff of hand-picked standpatters says so. We've greeted you smilingly, banqueted you royally, treated you courteously, heard you patiently, i we give you God-speed as a parting guest of dis- ___ BUT, BILL, YOU HAVEN’T BAMBOOZLED DY! NOBO! apne REINDEER for “beef” is a promising industry in Alaska. Bob for she Eskimos, too. But let ‘em beware of the beef trust. A fine It is said that the International Harvester company is ing a rigid investigation made of the health of all its em yes, some 30,000 in number That sounds humane, doesn’t it? — with medical care?” you i mountains or seaside » Unfortunately, no, dear reader OUT. And that’s different! But don’t be in a hurry to denounce the, management of i¢ harvester company. The managers are themselves but ed men. ‘Their job is to get results in the form of divi- ints. And there's a weary welter of watered stock to pay lWidends on, too. They want efficiency, work that can be squeez “Going to provide the ask. “Or send them to > THEM Going to WE which is meant the last ounce out of the man whose labor they Well mén, strong men, young men are needed. In-slave dayS the master had a very real interest in pro- ecting the health of his men. Why not? Every healthy @aan was worth $1,500 cold cash on the auction block. But Bader our present system of “free labor” the employer has no h interest. Is a man getting a trifle old or weak? Has he a trace some disease? Put him out! There are plenty more cry- Be to be hired; plenty of young and healthy ones, too. | Business is business; dividends are dividends; efficiency Ki efficiency; and watered stock is frozen hard—very hard, s r by But we say that a system of industry that is necessarily ruel to the weak and carries within itself the seeds its own destruction. The day will surely come when civ- : tion will write upon its banners the Godlike motto: ; “From each according to his ability; to each according to ‘bis need.” . HARMON’'S friends wanted Indiana to instruct its delegates. It mow looks as though they would be instructed—not to vote for Harmon. 1 zed Now somebody wants to regalate the manicure girl. We expected ‘The only representative of her sex in a shop filled with men work- ‘aud customers, performing a personal service for men that is a new and daring in itself, hovering on the boundary which sep-} the apheres of the sexes, it Is strange that she has not become) object of agitation and regulation before now It is Mr. B. B. Martin of Washington, D. C.,, who has broken loose ‘A man goes into a barber shop and en-| many different kinds of smiles as) candidate for a second election Does he object to the smiles? Not on your life' He is kicking} ‘they butcher men’s hands.” He says no young woman should| allowed to manicure without passing an examination, proving her for the job, and getting a licen We had an idea that Mr. Martin was going to talk propriety it's only his ‘Oh, well, they'll heal up, doubtless! 7 got “em cut. UNDERWOOD begins his presidential campaign by denouncing in- live and referendum. Good-bye, Oscar! Take keer o' yourself! Latest in fads is to have your picture taken while asleep, All the blished specimens are pretty girls. They look very charming, too. how, we hardly think they were sound asleep—they look as If they their pletures would be published in the newspapers! As for men, we advise them to avoid the fad. If they must be when asleep, a phonograph would sound more natural and look INTENSE heat in Europe has uncovered Alpine tee probably never seen by man. o 0 0 NEW SOUTH WALES, Australia, contains more kinds of flower plants than all Europe. o 0 0 NIGHT schools have done a great work for Chicago. ple are attending them now. oe a FASTEST German train goes 125 miles in 135 minutes, or jles an hour. And Hans thinks he's some speedy CB ae ORTIE McMANIGAL may be a truthful confessor, but his wife asks to be excused by means of a divorce e probably knows him. POSTOFFICE savings bank of Great Britain, the nation’s most pop- Some 30,000 ue Mar institution, has just ce ed ite 50th birthday, It has 15,000 offices. o 0 °o GERMAN scientists would even the reminiscences of the horse away from us. They propose “Neupferd” as a substitute for the Word “horsepower. o 0 © MADAME SEVERANCE, “mother of clubs,” has fought all her life for woman suffrage. At last she registers as a voter in Los Angeles, a frankly avows the age of 91 A MAN-MADE waterfall in t one in the world, with a drop of 1,050 feet ly 160 feet, Which proves—nothing tena LEONCAVELLO, the composer, get $6,000 a week for conducting short version of one of his operas. Say, composing isn't so bad, after jl, is it? That is, for the fellow who does it . o ° 0 4 INA very dark scene in ‘ Blue Bird,” now on tour in 6 music is written in white ink on black paper, to prevent r¢ light. And the bald-headed players have to wear black skull caps. 4 Niagara has a fall of Vie “GOLD and silver do not appear to diminish in popularity,” says Dry Goods Econonftst, speaking of the fall styles. Well, your Uncle diey will wager his last cent that gold and silver were never in a% t demand as at present ‘108. DEEP waterways convention at Chicago reiterated the demand for jareat emphasis. mania is to be the biggest and bigh-) “I can't go another step, marm, without something warm on me stummick, Ain't youse got er cup “What did she look like o' hot coffee or something?” ‘Oh! 1 d’no~rather Uke a lady) “I have the very thing you need! cut decollety, with a hobble skirt) Walt and I will prepare a mustard around her propeller.” | plaster for you, my poor man! CHARITY — ; —I sent a poor, starving devil down to you with What's the bill? “Byer see & mermaid, Pete?” Yaas.” Philanthropist a note this morning to tell you to give him a meal Bung —Righteenpence. Philanthropist--What are the {tems? Bung—Four beers and two cigars.—-Sydney Bulletin, GENERALLY “It took Branscomb six months to make up his mind concerning the kind of an automobile he would buy.” “Yeu, and I understand that he had known his wife only two weeks before they were married.” "Well, buying an automobile fs a serious thing.”—Chicago Reo- ord-Herald, THE BRUTE Alice-—-What a rude, boorish fellow Mr, Brown ts, Ethel What did he do, dear? Alice--Why, he gave me bis seat in the street car without lifting his hat.—Houston Post. TOO GOOD A FIT “I don't believe I'll take that gown, after ali.” “Why not? : “Lt feels too comfortable on me to be stylish,”—Detroit Free Press. ECONOMY HIS IDEA r y ( “Say, you are the man who struck | for a dime three days ago! 1 Yes, sir; but to do me best, I “Hard lock again.” “Why so? “Just got bit with a horse and when it might have been ai automobile.” "t keep me expenses lower than | cart 13 . cents a day ‘80 Say We All of Us.” A Duke Without Nerve. “Alas!” confessed the penitent] “I am thinking of buying man, “in & moment of weakness 1/ daughter a duke. stole a carload of brass fittings.” “Got that much money?” In & moment of weakness?” ex his is a sort of cut rate duke. claimed judge. “Goodness, man! | He's wilting to come into the family what would you have taken if you| for his board and ledging.”—Kaneas: had yielded in a moment when you| City Journal . elt atre af a % _ A Mere Legend. , Any legends connected with thiiy resort?” t ‘The hotel proprietor has a lew end to the effect that the meals are Like my Hard to Understand. 1 can't undertsand these sympa- thetic jumps in prices. Ice goes up and meat immediately takes a rise.” should kindling wood take a boost?” - Mother—I gave you a nickel yell Rebeis. terday to be good, and today yon “L positively and absolutely re-|are just as bad as you can be. fuse!” eried the candidate, with Willle—-Yes, ma; I'm trying to show you that you got your money's worth yesterday.—Boston Tran sertpt. “Refase wha’ paign manager. “I've kinsed all the babies in my district,” he replied, “but IN be gumswoggled if I'l kiss Mrs, Astor- bilt's poodle, even if it costs the |in whole suffragetie vote!” —Mil- waukee Sentinel asked the cam- The Value of Weeping Mra, KH. Harriman, at a dinner y York, said of the begging letter nuisance T am overwhelmed with begging peaikeet letters. I received 5,000 begging No Weaith of Siang. letters before 1 started my recent “Ain't you going to read the ac-| Western trip. It isn't unusual for count of the game?" me to receive 100 begging letters a ‘No, | can see at a glance by the | d pauelty of slang, that the home team must have put up a rotien ex hibition.” Most of them are from men. Women have a finer, bolder spirit than they used to have. The cling- — .}ing, babyish type of woman is dis Manufactured Clothes. |appearing—the type of woman, I Manufactured clothes are driving| mean, who writes begging letters, out the picturesque peasant dress of| and who, if married, has for her many sections of Europe, and now| motto: |eomes word that the Asiatic cara Laugh, and the world laughs | van is being supplanted by the auto-| with you; weep, and you get what Detroit Free Presa. | mobile. you want | TERRIBLE They has a snap!” Yes; but not fer mine, fireman git soaked wid wu + Why doesn't she stop?” “Stop? Why, this is her ea I saw a water first 0 akan eT ees SERIES: RENEE way pallial we PERHAPS BY MUCH PRACTICE Lady (reproachfully)—-How can you drink so much? : The Stew (modestly)—I don't know—it surprises me, even, Jus luck, 1 suppose.—-Newark Star i WHERE THEY FAILED Country Boarder—Do you think that mosquitoes carry malaria? Farmer—I dunno; they never took any away from here.—Bosto® Transcript } | ULTERIOR MOTIVES #14 feet through the valley.”. The movement dates from the days 6f fet, way back in the 17th century, but the 20th century will see it lized. In fact, they expect it to triumph soon. Gwen—Talking about suffrage, I know what the antis are after. | Ben—What are they after? : Gwen—The uncles.—Baltimore American, a 7 > erve | g00d moat legends, it's tle. ell, ice ts used to preserve complete myth.” witeze out of that, —— it @ press agent stunt or is the jorst 1 1 understand that; but why isiaanie vein . aio Sanna, tor. & pow file? = 1YANKEE we hen got ter der- m fair,” "t had no sleep for t'ree ll take de pullet for me and youse take de feath- ers, spread ‘om on dat ole plank, an perceed tew Injoy yerself.” THE FORGETTER He couldn't remember That springtime had fed, He couldn't remember That summer was dead; He was so forgetful He looked for a rose, Porgetting that winter Was piling ber snows, He couldn't remember That daylight gone, He sang through the twilight As tf it were dawn; Ho was so forgetful } He thought It was Nght | While the rest of us stumbled Through paths of the night He couldn't remember The Might of the years, He forgot to grow old And surrender to fears, He was so forgetful He still ran along With a boy's heart all brimming With laughter and song. He couldn't remember i} ‘That he had a date | With sorrow and trouble | And so he was late; He was so forgetful That he weut to sleep When fate had it framed He should worry and weep. He coaldn't remember That death must draw nigh, And #0 he just ducked Hils appointment to die; He was so forgetful The years ran away, | And left him to dream And to sing and to play. “How goes the day sultan ‘You mean,” responded the grand ©, “how does the dago.” ty lashes at sunrise, caitiff! "s the fourteenth dago joke j¢ read since the war began, asked the sure your kin will find you way to keep « secret is to! it printed In the Smithsonian tute report @ Krandson of Sigmund Lubin, Lmoving picture king, has been | apped. One could almost pry a has someone become inflamed ing kidnapping scenes at the ing picture shows and gone to work and stolen the boy? s At the card assembly given by Mr. and Mra. A. W. Defbel to mem: bers of the German club Tuesday evening, euchre was the game intro- duced Youngstown 6., Vindicator, Too Much White Meat. The Garden Street PhiJosopher was doubled up with pain. He held his hand upon bis belt and groaned with might and main. “That har. vest dinner was too much,” he moaned, “oh, nevermore’ I love the toothsome white meat but my tum- my’s feeling sore. Philosopher's dear, loving wife was reading the Gazette. She yearned to know the latest news and not what hubby et see there's war in Turkey, now,” ro- marked hie darling wife, “the Da- goes are engaging In a sanguinary strife.” hideous nightmare of peat, an in forno Waves of unspeakable torridity, article, “Amertean Hot Wa Yankees ts colossal aud abnormal, ways he—the “cloudscrapers, playgrounds BERLIN, Oct. 25.—Ameriea in a;to see rows of clerks in an office with their pens in hand, sound asleep. It seema*painful to pic! jup the pen which had dropped to cooked white-hot by giant Henry F. Urban says so in an vea,’ in he. e, so he knows, verything in the land of the floor from the tired worker's hand and a terrible task to walk even one block | The most trifling thing will, turn a sane man into a raving ma-| niac. His nerves are unstrung. His entire body aches when the slight thing happens to annoy bim giant sland, | est like Coney Klant charitable Institutions, giant |The moat gentle, the most lovable of wheat crops, giant virtues and giant vices. Is | ments. this slightest conception what they are tke. any They originate in the Orient, crows the Pacific and the American continent, est wufferers. New York and Chi- cago are veritable hells. #o enervates that men and women | days often fall asleep in the midst of thelr work. commend your papér for its excel. | lixht lent attitade towards all that is pro-| gressive. your paper #0 ‘u curren that each achievement brood of capitalistic “kids” that acts as & spur to further achieve-|have disgraced the human fatily sanctity of the judiciary throw the Hmelight ments of California's electorate, or does the magnificent achiev of the Golden State's citizens put| & his antiquated stand in such st Please accept my sincere thanks “reliet” that the election of a bet-|for the able assistance given us in ter man becomes a certainty? |our fight for rate restoration. Now land we find whisky and church) kk on the west coast of) the assistance rendeced us by The A h is the fa! of those | Star, we would, of all men, have rulers. ely the Psalmist's| been the most helpless. prophecy comes trut, that filled the hungry with good things ~direct legislation and woma: frage-——while the rich he hath sent nute catastrophes,| men is transformed in one pb {nto @ grouch. The treeless streets are chang nt heat waves? ed into a withering, shivering hell. pbody who hag not experienced | The asphalt pavement melts and awful heat can’ form the|emits dreadful, unbearable odors; the stone and brick walls of the houses are aglow with heat, im- possible to touch for fear of hav- ing one’s hands burned over| But the vietim must drink and | drink ‘something cold, so he rushes about the streets fixe a madman to quench the awful, burning thirst. Most men and women spend their at soda fountains, in their shirtsleeves and collarless. There they enter upon a soda water drunk. giant any wonder, then, that there @ These waves come suddenly, time from April to October. then sweep The largest cities are the great- The heat tor’s Mail empty away.” The ax has been laid at the root of the upas tree, and soon, as its withering branches let God's sun- disperse the gloom of mismanagement, free American mothers will give birth to freq | American children, noble and grand, instead of merely reproducing mill further It ts not uncommon In the Edi Strathmore, Alta., Oct. 15, ‘11. Editor Seattle Star Seattle, Wash Dear Sir: I cannot sufficiently We live in momentous times and chronicles the oc-| hands, office helps and th | Hagar and her “kid” must ¢! the | place to Sarah and her son Yours for the promised land of co-operation, DANIEL G. ent = itor Seattle Star: Does Taft's Idiotic plea for on the great achieve BOISSEVAN. In Eng-| that we are enjoying the fruits of the house of (land,| victory, will celebrate the same ds emascu-|by gratefully saying that but for The contrast ia marked. He hath | -» More power to you. Yours gratefully, D. LEWIS. suf. Tukwila, Wash “Oh, let them war in “urkey,” groaned Phil In misery, “what pes- ters me’s the Turkey that’s making war in me.” A Rose by Any Other— The New York state undertakers are tired of thelr name and want to be called “mortictans,” The spheres sing becauge have a hustle on they The star outlasts the cloud, The world’s most accurate clock is kept in an airtight glass cylinder in the basement of a Berlin dbserva- tory. Once a year the newsboys of Lon- don are given an outing some place on the Thames river, where they can swim to their heart's content, As one little boy, was getting Into | the water his little friend said: is | “How long has she been talking| “4 you're pretty dirty!” “How'd you like to be a fireman?| to th “Ye replied Johnnie, “I missed the train last year.” Twenty-seven were conducted American. cities open alr schools this year in 16 Mildewed articles should be botl- ed in buttermilk, Rinse well in warm water afterward and hang in the sun, Beatrice, has adopted the commission form of government, although the socialist mayor and his appointees opposed it. Everything in Stock. + “L want some lawn,” “Yes'm. For a dress of for a ‘front yard?” % : | AND AN INFERNO, WHERE | PEOPLE GO CRAZY WITH THE HEAT TYG In a few days the victim of this soda water habit has a ruined stom- ach, He may also have contracted chronic catarrh or something worse. During a visit in New York the wriier was caught in one of thone hot waves. He wandered about his room in his underclothes, which were glued to his body. very hour during the 24 he took a cold plunge. That kept him alive. Hun dreds of thousands of Yorkers pass their whole summers thus Nights are even worse than days. The poor sleep on the fire escapes. Often they drop to the street below and they are not missed until the policeman finda the .dead body tw the morning. Those who attempt to sleep in their beds bathe in sweat and spend the night fighting biood- thirsty mosquitoes, awaking from feverish sleep to find themselves bitten in a hundred places and often Inoculated with malaria germs. it takes a foreigner to teach you Americans what really happens to you in the good old summer time. ‘Money Back Dandruff Cure The Quaker Drug Co, Guaran- tees Parisian Sage for Dand- ruff and Falling Hair Destroy the dandruff germs, that’s the only known way to ¢radi- dandraff, and PARISIAN SAGE contains just the ingredients that will destroy germs. Dandruff causes falling hair and baldness because the little dandruff germ= rob the hair roots of the nourishment that should go to sup- ply life, luster and vigor to the hair. PARISIAN SAGE costs but 50 cents a bottle at The Quaker Drug Co, and druggists everywhere. It is guaranteed to banish dandruff, stop falling hair or scalp itch, or money back. The girl with the Auburn hair is on every bottle. It is & most delightful and daintily perfumed dressing that quickly in- vigorates the sealp. “My hair was falling out badly until I began to use PARISIAN SAI but it looks fine now. My hair was getting very thin, but it is getting thick and wavy.”—Eliza Archer, 60, Church St, Hartford, Conn., June 5. KODAK DEVELOPING 1c A ROLL Work Guaranteed Lane, the Bookman, ‘ —SUBSCRIBE FOR— The Seattle Daily Star Delivered at Your Home To show my appreciatton of the fatr and square policy of The Seattle Dally Star, I herewith subscribe to The Star for a period | of one month, and thereafter until ordered stopped, to be delivered to the following address, at the rate of 26c per month tm city, or 800 per month by mail, Out out and mafl to The Star, Seattle, Wash, Phone No, In the first edition, of The Star each day now a free “Help Wanted” depattment is being printed. It is pri marily for the benefit of men and women who are looking for work. But it helps the employer, who can insert an ad, free of cost, and the department is of real interest to all readers, These free help wanted ads run exclusively in the first edition of The Star, ON THE STREETS AT 11 O'CLOCK. Buy a Noon Edition and watch the ads, ° 308 Union St. SPINNING'S BETTER VALUE SALE * you half on most articles. Lows, ¢ if you want it qui beip a lag: a pair a few minu' 2be pair, M% Ib. e ." finished in carmine red and striped in black. toe ‘palr, be abo pair: pair, 2% Ibs. aTe Youre tee Bargnins. Spinning’s Bargain Store 1413-17 Fourth Avenoe. Dr. Edwin J. Brown, D. D. S. SEATTLES LEADING DENTIST / 713 FIRST AVENUE Union Block. ° At First ay. and Marion at. you will soo a sign, “Dr. Brown's Dems tists,” and on First av., near Cherry st, “in front. of the Washingtod Bullding, you will woe the sign, Brown.” the Right Dr. Brawn H have nothing to do with, xor have any interest in these places My offices been. located 113 First ay, for ‘19 years, and I the only Dentist in the state Washington who has fought Dental Combine to a. stanvstill. like to see a mai prosper, but we off another 0 low akd coms dental work, until g and Sunasyt le who work. ovenings © peo) 5 . BROWN, D. D, & Bullding. baal en es