The Seattle Star Newspaper, October 21, 1911, Page 4

STAR Notes of Social Love They asked Dr. Charles W. Eliot to write inscrip- tions for the front of the new postoffice department) . Here's the result, duly ac- building at Washington. cepted and about to ‘ passi merations to read: “Carrier of news and knowledge, instrument of trade and commerce, promoter of mutual acquaint- ance among men and nations, and hence of peace and good will.” That's a good one, but the Eliot, is better: “Carrier of love and sympathy, messenger of friendship, consoler of the lonely, bond of the scat- tered family, enlarger of the common life.” Isn’t that sweet, though? And why? Because it carries a note of social love. The Washington supreme court says the workmen's com sation law is constitutional E The New York supreme court says the workmen's com Pensation law is unconstitutional “Judges,” says ° What we shall meet afterward in heaven " Well, now, for instance, Mr. Taft, which set of judges, the New York bunch or the Washington nine, “typify what we Shall meet afterward in heaven’ Surely you can’t expect to meet both there. Pluck, Brains and Soil A Texas man had $75,000 four years ago, but lost it in cotton speculation. He went to arriving in one of its southern cities with these assets: a sick wife, eight children and $26 cash. Pretty tough, eh? ell, that depends on the man. This man leased 10 acres of ground and went In just three and a half years f $3,000, built a $1,700 house, ‘@ good horse and buggy, and didn’t owe a cent. ; A man who can do that is a big man—just as big _ @s any senator or money magnate in the land today. “I love judges and | love courts,” says Taft. Well, Seattle people know several bloated corporations that $100 an Acre North Dakota farmers are forming the name of “$100-an-Acre Clubs.” fs, by means of more scientific and intelligent meth- land, with agricultural implements, got| to make their land earn $100 an acre net per|! Say, a fellow could scrub along on 10 acres, yield- a total would care Human happiness and comfort at the ratio of 16 to 1. BATH-TUB trust is also “dissolved.” it will now resume business Ot the old stand. ies REPUBLICAN China has raised a red, white and blue flag above the dragon. But will it stay put? ° ° RUSGIA’S new premier is sal: ‘Bot the point. Is he bullet-proof? o © @ IF IT should develop that the republicans dare not put up Taft and ‘Won't take La Follette, our guess is Cummins. o © 96 DEAN of Radcliffe college tells her girls that “humor is an asset.” ‘Has she ever tried to negotiate a loan on tt at the bank? o © 6 EMPEROR of China doesn't look good to us for much of a siege— t Is, not unless they lay in plenty of bottles of warm milk and nurs attachments. o o id to be a good financler. But that's a UNDERWOOD of Georgia admits that he is a “tentative candidate” for president. Well, that’s really all that anybody is. No one expects to run unless nominated. ° oO ° MAURICE MAETERLINCK has made a bet that he can go to Boston, attend the production of his opera, and get back to Europe Without being discovered by reporters. He's a “dandy” if he does it. BANK Breaks up Grip and Represents the people. It | is for them. Its strength CO LDS are Your Best Assurance All investment begins | H i , | Your best assurance against tak o it with it, therefore 1 ing cold is “Seventy-seven”; keep the first and best bulwark [flit ever handy and use as a prevent of the people's money. |ive. The quick application of “Seventy. THIS BANK IS seven” decides the duration of a . STRICTLY SAVINGS Cold. Taken early breaks it up prompt It is operated for the benefit of the people. is ly-—if the Cold is neglected it takes longer. To obtain the best results keep ja vial handy. ~All dealers sell |“Seventy-seven.” 25¢ or mailed. Strong and Careful. $400,000 Capital. The Bank for Savings Cor. 3rd Ave. and Pike St. mn w Homeo. Medicine Co, ‘iiliam and Ann Streets, New —_—_—_—_———— Framing to Order Inframed nature, 500 well worth Special, 186. _——_. MUHL—219 Pike St, Bekins “” Services represent the very best in every department. Wo Invite comparison of moving equipment, warehouse, etc, and our rates with others. — ssepp ‘sured East 414. MADISON Cedar 414. be chiseled in great letters for the} second, also by Dr. \ Taft, “are my ideals on earth that typify) NOT ALWAYS. eu oast ~ > Wee ball You of yours dear let that worry you, If maybe you'll get that nose/she finds you cant she'll leave yaightened out.” you.” ORIGIN OF “I DON’T THINK” “Let mo out, lot me out!” screamed the boy, in a furious passion iu @ nd tell Jones this minute and he'll give you both the worst thrashing you ever had. Pretty little dear,” sald Bast, patting the top of bis hat, “Hark how he howls, Tom, Nicely brought up young man, ain't he, I don't think.” ‘om Brown's School Days.” ROOM FOR SELECTION “What'l! yoh have foh yoh broakfas asked a waiter in a very small town. “What have you?* “We's only got three breakfas' dish “What are they? Eggs, bacon an bows? ege8, an’ bacon.”—Washington Star PRIMITIVE REASONING “Did you sell your vote “No, aires. I voted for that feller Hut | understand he gave you $10. we 1 like him.” him, is it?—Weshtogton Star. ALL BUT THAT “My present patient,” sald the pretty nurse, “is a peeviah old mili tonaire.” Never mind Yeu, be may. City Journal, PROBABLY NOT. He may ask you to marry him.” He bas about run out of other requesta.”~-Kansas WILLING TO OBLIGE. {8 > MMMOy LN “George, give me that horrid cf arette at once.” ) ik “But do you think we could be happy a8 we could apart?” Raiving Foodstuffs. “t know a city man who ts mak- ing a fortune raising cucumbers on a tor lot.” How does he do itt “He buys them from the pro ducers for 10 cents a dozen and raises them to 5 cents aplece.™ Kansas City Star. Prudent Precautions. “Why wou't you let your dog go in the water?’ “Tm afraid of a fight.” “Of a fight In the water?” “Certainly; you see, he is a water dog and I! am afraid be might fall “| in with « sea puss. weit A Truth Specialist. ive Setania Wek | erantiesine says he is for the plain The man whose daughter had just| “You,” replied the frank philoso been united to the husband of het phor: “but so many people think choice Jooked a titi sad. they are standing up for the truth "I tell you, squire,” he said to one when they are merely standing out of the wedding guests, a man of his | for » difference of opinion.” own age, and himself the father of - a number of unmarried girle—"l tell you it is a solemn thing for us when our daughters marry and go away.” ‘The squire assented most heart Reassuring. Town Visitor—-That's the village doctor, ian't It? ih "I suppone tt t#,” he conceded; “bat I tell you it is more solemn when they don’t.”-—Anawers. eae BRACING you've got a strong constitution Pack. — peiemenner som BETTER MAKE SURE OF IT “Didn't you up?” Wonderful! Wonderful! Why, love. after I,had been there for, Miss Smarte—Don't be a piker, jthree weeks, I got 4o that I could| Cinch it by offering added induce pay my bill without a quiver.” | ments the mountain air brace Mr. Allgold—How happy I'd be to be loved just in return for my own ee ee ee that) ® * In the North Woods. \* Week-End Sportaman Oh, no; the neighbors | © just shot a deer, old chap! borrowed about everything.—|® His Pal—Great! Kill him? |* Weeklnd Sportsman — I ; |® think not. He shot back!— Mutual. |® Puck Mother ~ You have accepted| * George! Why, you know very well|e kk kK Wh ke kkk that | don't approve of him. Daughter — That's all right,| mother, Neither does he approve of you.—Bystander. Insured Against Lo Townloy—Sorry to hear ]your house burned down, old man Did you lose much? Subbubs had Philadelphia Times seeeeteeee Why Not Professors? A small number of men sympa thizers took part in the suffragiat | parade in New York City, among jthem several members ‘of the vacation?” faculty of hers’ Colley One | Not very,” replied Mr, Grow. |of these professors had the honor cher; “I'd Just as soon tend to my | of Jeading the male contingent and regular work as learn new games| of carrying a banner and worry over complicated fishing! “Did you notice,” he asked a rods and cameras.”—Washington | friend afterward, “what the inserlp- Star. \tion was on t banner they gave | me to carry “No,” replied his friend Jearried it as i€ you were |#ome one would decipher tt.” Teacher—orrect.’ Name them | “It read,” chuckled the professor, Pupil—Temperate zone, intem-\“ “Tho men vote—why not we? "~ perie, canal, horrid and o.—Life. | Succens Magazino, Vacation Worries. “Have a godd time on your Teacher—How many the earth? Pupl—Five, zones has “you afraid Well, when @ man gives you $10, ‘tain‘4.no more'n natural to like} TH buy you « package of adios’ | sixe If you are #0 crazy over them.” | we have HAROLY. N \ “It saya hore that a woman's hair fe her crowning glory.” 2 but did you ever hear of a crowd being invited to the ‘onation?* Short “So you were successful in your efforts to break your uncle's will jin which he left you only $20,0007 “Yes, I won out aily.” nd how much did you finally | big | After paying the lawyers I took down $3,500."—-Detrott Free Press. Not Such Hard Luck “Horse sick?” asked the man in * peplied the man with a wpring wagon “Hard iwek, ain't it?” ‘Ob, 1 dunno, it's gettin’ medicine ia cheaper than hay Washington Star. Wife Has Charge. “My good friend,” softly says the minister, leantng over the bedside, “T trust that all ts well with your soul. May { ask what are your beliefs as to the next lifer” 1 don’t know,” feebly an: the dying man. You'll have to sek my wife. She had ch&rge of my [religious views.”—Life. BIG CONTEST ENDS NEXT WEEK Noxt week will be the last of the jbl cash prize contest on the sub- Why I Am Glad I Live in the States.” The manuseripts | will be judged and the prizes award lea by persons who are experts in jthis kind of work. ,With but one} | week left before the close of the! contest, compositions are still pour ing in. The rules governing the con | test are printed below Facts About the Contest. Subject—"Why I Am Glad That I Live in the United States,’ Firat prize, $5; second prize, $3; third prize, $2, and ten other spectal prlaes of $1 Th | Unite | Compositions muat be writ- |ten In ink and on one side of the | paper only | Name, ane, school and street ad-| must be written plainly at top of the firet sheet of the) | manuscript Penmanship, spelling, originality | jof the componition and the neat-| |ness of your manuseript will be considered in judging the compo- sitions The cont |October 38. it clones on Saturday, LOTTIE WILSON Beattie Member of the Circle This story has been written exclu sively for The Star Circle. Other stories will appear each week in this, column, JACK’'S FUN One snowy winter's day Jack was) coming home from town. He heard| A crowd of boys in the next stfoet laughing and shouting in great glee. They called to him to join them and nee the fun. And what do you sup-| pose thelr ran wast They were throwing snowballs at & poor old man who was trying to \ -Jearn a little money shoveling snow | 1 don't know what to order, eat Mke a bird” And I drink Ike « fish, What'lt Claims Some Back Pay. “The wages of sin ix death,” re marked the preacher in quotation marks. Far be it from him to piagiarize a thing that any carnest Bible wtudent could look up if you give him time. “It that be the ease,” consider. ed a thoiog in the amen corner, ‘there is a great delay in the pay- ing off of some people I know.” He whispered {t so that a preacher | whose congregation was in arrears jon his salary, didn't preach the sermon he had intended.—Cleve- land Plain Dealer Conflicting. Abel—I told Mins Chellus I thought the only word that proper- ly described you was “Peach.” Mabel—I suppose # thing “nice,” as usual Abel—She said, “Perhaps that is the proper word. At any rate she looks well preserved THE CAUSE “What's the matter with |Has he got rheumatism?” No; the girl he is engaged to him? with her.” The New Science. “What do these imps do?” aske the new arrival of Satan. “They go to the world to tempt people,” “Do they always induce the peo ple to yield to the temptation?" ‘Oh, no. Not once in 100 times, But that is as much as [ expect.” “My dear sir, your place is run on @ mont old-fashioned system, in deed. Here, look over this volume, ‘Bfficlency in Business.’ It shows you how to get 100 per cent re. sults.”—Chicago Post Wife—Hear him, doctor. He raves by the hour about’ spark plugs, dif. jferentials, gear boxes, carburetors and timers, Can't you do some thing for him? Doctor—Madam, you should not have called me, What he needs ts an auto repair man,—Judge, “That wife murderer who was ac. quitted here last week—how did he escape going on In, vaudeville?" “No chance, PrdVed to be an acct. dont, His attorney convinced the Jury they were posing for a moving pleture concern.” j man wears a hobble skirt, and he got}? that walk from trying to keep step i from the aldewalka Jack had al ways been taught to be thoughtful | and kind to old people; and be was very angry with the boys. He stopped them, telling them they ought to be ashamed of them-/ selves, Then he ran over to the old | who was blowing on bis hand#|hunt for fun elsewhere. The poor to keep them warm, and took his|man was so pleased, and he thanked | el and began working for him. |Jack again and again. Who do you The boys were ashamed when | think had the most fun, Jack or the saw this and went away tolother boys? 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Why suf ment day after day and night after Why have your friends turn in disgust because of your foul breath | do y Sleeploss nights, frantic gam for breath an ing hawk: | Consumption | the of you dreadful) smell, hoaith | {8 can cur nt in your own ceaseless tor it takes to write your name and address to obtain my remedy and my book tell ing the dangers of your diseae? Of course it is, Sit down now. fill out thia coupon, pin It to a letter and fi it at once to T. Gorham, 148 cham Building, Battle — Creek, 1 health and p new Tonne of life name ‘on the attached coupon: owe it to yourself, to may nothing of your family a friends, to be healthy and happy When you are in your present « dition you are not only broken d im health and spirit, but you 6 rorbid and disagreeable howe around you. You can't hel Can you doarest because they avold you? tainly not. your own. 4 FREE—A PACKAGE couron 7. GORMAM, 1495 Gorham Bldg. Battle Creek, Mich. ; ano mail me, absolutely in pinin wrapper, without bilkation, one package of ly and copy of your Valuable book FREB. ‘er= |B an: Its nobody's Tault but Brace up today—no m ed “remod ‘Treatment take heart and write me tter how many so-call- have fatied, my Home I suffer with it has (Mention disease here.) ent” tn= of im iripping head noise, loas of taste and Name re in the throat catarrhal deafness Address In the first edition of The Star each day now a free “Help Wanted” department is being printed. It is pri marily for the benefit of men and women who are looking for work. But it helps the employer, who can insert an ad, free of cost, and the department is of real interest to all readers. These free help wanted ads run exclusively in the first edition of The Star, ON THE STREETS AT 11 O'CLOCK. Buy a Noon Edition and watch the ads. | IRGLE CLUB MEMBER This pretty girl is a member of the Circle and she ts the owner of the handsome dog which she ts kneeling beside The girl, Lottie Wilson, has been snort prominent among the dividing of honors in the Circle contests, Although she ts only in the fourth grade ¢he turns in of the neatost and best written manuseripta the Circle re ceives. Lottie is but 11 years old Bhe is devoted to her big biack protector and she wouldn't part with him “for a fortune,” she says, The Coleman school has the honor of her attendance and she lives with 1641 Valenting BECMUSE IT WON 50 MANY WARS, SHE SAYS Dear Uncle Jack: 1 like to live in the United States because it hae won #0 many wars, I think if jt keeps on winning it will own more than any other country d not want to move out of the United States for auy- thing. I think it is the only good place to live in. | am only seves years old and I wrote thix all my- self and I had a very hard time writing. Yours truly, KARK PARRISH, 9423 58th ay, 8. nh hhh ATTENTION, BOYS! Uncle Jack's request for the photos of his boy and girl & members was generously re & warded, but he was a wee bit & disappointed that there were & no pictures of boys among & those received. Pictures of & some of the boys are now & wanted * * * 110 Madison St. Ind. $415. We Call for and Deliver. ‘Let Me Send You A Treatment of My — Chinese Herbs Free Wonderful Chinese Remedies From the Far East Given Away Free te the Sick and Suffering of America me ot fou ‘ men and women than any known treats ment now In existence Te this wonderful treatment will c oa. 3 A cured patient ts a doctor's best afl vertisement. No matter how many other treatment” Daye tried, no matier how maa failed, Dr, : his owm remedies will @o te OW and write Dr Lew ye ether doctors have Stands ready to prove to you expense that hi work. 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