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(Editorial From the Omaha News.) President Taft denounces the recall of judges, and impeachment as an alternative. He said Louis: ) “Make your judges more responsible. Impeach | | Impeachment of a judge would be a very [ y thing in these times.” In view of these words, it is perfectly proper to the president's attention to the fact that he has} } \, permitting his United States attorney in Seattle L: prosecute and persecute the men who were ing for the impeachment of Fed Judge The heard by the grand jury, which re- “My son, my highest ambition ts that you will be “All right; I'm going to the game, thea, Pa's there! Gim: 50 cents?” nd don't stuff him with ginger-evaps until he's done at least half the journey. You notice that in these ball games between single and married men, the married men generally win, They ought to, being natur- ally more expert in making home runs. Now ts the time to live up to your obituary poetry Figures don’t lie, but they can ber easily encouraged to romantic “Well, if you won't romping. wuppose I'll have to go my way and you go yours.” ud marry you, will you promise to always go my way?” The man who yearns for obseur should hasten right ow Job as bridegroom at When Johnny sees hie pa come home With frowns upon his counte- na nce, lad he has his grammar om He goes and hides it in hie pants. INFORMATION NEEDED married anywhere, but io Missourt it rt of foolhardy, A Kansas City arrested and placed under the watchfulness of a it them from kissing each other tn public. ce, if the wedded do bi oo " a — t porch, and refrain from ing epithets " re at each other during the progress of formal social fune-| Yi lilie What name, please Perhaps Washingtonians are yet but crude} hy? the lines of married conduct are not lilie-—Sis wants to know wheth- strict amenities there which may not!@* to be prepared to greet you with & Missourt moralist there is one thing|® Kiss or just shake yer hai rital discord, and that is marital har ‘ eines ymoon journey, steer clear of Missourf,| It's the rare oyster who ts only jail. in the soup once "peesume for erce on 200 acres of iand| Mince-pie drives the stage-coa ‘possum an’ ‘taters will teste as good/that is hauled by Nightmare. used take @ and : sitet = ict When @ man is called “profes sor” you can't be sure whether he a thi id. deer in their eet off the|# & mathematician, a mixer of fellow who can ee tte or Smtewney nadint been celebrating the Maine elec-|fancy drinks or a fe ee plates on the tp of ow Taft Cleans House ho tried to “*et” Dr. Wiley Is dropped from the He Got in Bad, “I started to tel! my wife about 8 Woman who made her own sum- “wailt “Bhe ca} at ith type of man, takes his place. /ebout a oe made . Hon wi , a Wiley mill . Wiley. Wiley, not McCabe, will decide here jqotiars and bought his wite t11,008 ted. wi gowns.” — Washington ues worth of » food offiee—the men behied didn't,| oe / the plot. McCabe keeps up another plot—when elections | wiry i be's tool, pn sail Fe i “ hard job. On one they're a The man who talke to himself contribute to campaign funds, On th®! plays to a capacity house. Jim-jams. oh ‘You can't sweeten honest bread |cant little fuses A trial marringe is pretty apt to result fn conviction, Suspenders are no stronger than | the weakest button. Don't whistle at @ man who ts carrying sausage. — He—Do you approve of dancing? She--No, He-—Why not? She-—Why, it's more hugging set to music. He-—Well, what that you don't She—The music. First Youth—Sctontists say that trees contribute to the heat of the » there about a 5 Becond Youth—That’s so; « birch has warmed me many a time. Hie Only Fear, “What ye takin’ fer yer cold, Hiram?” “Rock and rye.” Bewhe ad wife object to the use jr of Heke “Why, I only stole a kiss. I don’t see why you should be ” angry. medicinal purpores. “Well, how do I know but what fo it going to cure your! you're one of those defaulters?” ‘Yes, I'm afeerd it's going to cure 4 ” A Los Angeles man was fined bahatatiam: = ten cents for assault. It can't be much fun to bit a man ten cents’ geems like a fine day. The prediction of the weather. man seldom influences the rain- “Papa says you are an insignifi- brainless fool and re-|replied, and turned toward to allow me to marry you.” “Just for that I shall absolutely refuse to receive your father after|asked: “Where did you get up we are married.” from ?'—8t. Louis Dispateh. the people. to McCabe & Co.—Lay low till this blows) ‘@ man Iike one of us some day,” said the patronizing lad who was throwing his line into the same stream. ¢ answered, “I s'pose I will some day, but I bilieve I'd i) and ketch a few fish.” The Middleman Is Useless _ We say the piano middlemen and their profits are worse than useless. They are a superfluous burden upon every piano ‘These rain-resisting 3- ply Rubber and Linen Coats are full length, cut on the loose, Rag- lan model, finished perfectly throughout, high coliar (like cut) that buttons to the neck. They come in both men’s and wom- en’s coats of the same materials at $18.50. We have another model at A small first pay- ment, and then Will put you inside of the best Raincoat in the city, and “if it comes from Gately’s, it's guaranteed,” Suits, Coats, Hats and Shoes for Men and Women—A good swaite you here, and we are ever ready to “trust the Open Saturdays Until 10 P. M. Tacoma Store 1125 C St. 1119 THIRD AVENUE Sse, | $1 keys, Boston fall board, words as “Vertical and $575. Wwe people.” choice We are not selling someiet a sed rench mirrors for the gratification of the weak and the vai i makers and our baniness to pldeale ah wd gama $198 Saturday’s Demonstration. Smith, Barnes & Strohber Co. 1123 Third Avenue, Corner of Seneca Street World's Largest Piano Makers, Capital Paid’ in, $1,500,000. SATURDAY We will again demonstrate that when pianos are sold direct from factory to home, the very best i est prices. The public is rapidly learning that fancy surroundi fancy : do not always mean the best quality. instruments can be secured for very mod- 9S we wilt sell on Friday and Saturday six of ‘or cash or moni payments, at the piano mak- These are absol guaranteed high-grade in- full tone, w - German fin i pars berate eww Pianos of this identical construction, with the mere addition of such Grand” stamped in gold letters on the fall board, been sold regularly by highly pretentious piano houses for as high as $525 |, have SELL PIANOS re gold letters nor do we ask you to pay for lo we conduct a millinery store with a row of selling pianos at piano makers’ prices. ANNOUNCEMENTS TRICK & MURRAY Office and Factory 72 Columbia St. TeeTH fs << TIN SLZe | | al DENTISTS P To have pure and wholesome a food, be sure that your baking powder is made from cream of tartar and not from alum. Laboring People’s Dentists ELECTRO DENTAL PARLORS seat. Then smiling genially again, she Shoes May be Cheaper, but if you are going to wait for $35 / Shoes to get cheaper than $2.50 4 you most likely will wait a long time. You can get Men’s High Shoes or Women’s 16 and 18 Button Shoes that are Worth 5 real dollars. Nothing phony about them— $2.50 Score Boston Sample Shoe Shop Co, Inc. SECOND AT PIKE OVER SWIFT’S DRUG STORE & SgoodClothes ENTLEMEN are requested to compare our blue serges, chev- G iots and prices with those of other houses. We buy di- rect from the leading serge mills in England, saving mid- dlemen’s profits. The large consignment received in September has met with so much popular favor that we have found it neces- sary to instruct our agent in London to buy several hundred yards for the November trade. You will find the advantage to these goods is that they do not shine nor change their appearance, and that we sell from $10 to $15 Less Than Other Tailors Charge That Handle Woolens of This Class Budd Tailoring Co., Inc. 807 Third Avenue 2*s,,,