The Seattle Star Newspaper, October 5, 1911, Page 4

THE SEATTLE STAR Phones: Private Rxchange Main $400 amt Independent ¢41 BS “Member of United Press. Published datty by The Star Publishing Cm voor, i208 nis per monih uD Let’s Have More Music Ka Howe, long editor of the Atchison Globe, now retired to P Hm Farm and publishing a magazine, is about to realize the dream which has dwelt in his soul from cbiidhood. * Wes a brass band. Now, this is a matter of national significance is to be a really good one, Ia to play the finest music from town to town giving free public concerts. He thiuks ererdeeay will tore out. He expects to seatter happt- ness and inspiration on the just and the unjust with the impartiality ‘of a sudden shower, And his big hope Is that when ho bas shown _ the people love music, some millionaire will take up the idea and mal the — brass band a real fnatitution fora otato because Ed's band and to travel is idea, but why pray for a millionatre? Why not pray poopie one hired and paid for by the people, to amuse and entertain the people? Why not a public band to go with the public schools and the municipal fire department? Let’s have more music in life! Issue of War or Peace you will come to the Germany, with other great few years, if the Issue ts insistent de- » If you read the soberest European conclusion that war between England and involved, ts inevitable during the next ‘The reason is big business and | ‘This is that workingmen will re- other nations, The demand of the This demand would be set back for years os and't pga mew humanity Organized tabor, ce and better ‘conditions for um ~ As they can't fight with no soldiers but capitalists and profession- al mom, the final outcome rests with the silent masses, who bear the Durdens of the world alike in peace and in war. House of governors worked up considerable excitement over the gmelent doctrine of states’ rights. Going to the supreme court about System newspapers appear to think they've struck a dominant But who, except the governors, the courts and the subsidized press, & continentai for states’ rights?» It ie human rights that the ‘World is interested in today, and the attempt to switch the train of progress upon an old side-track like that won't work. And If it did, tt ‘would only produce a smash-up. the little Mexican town of Cuernavaca, 75 miles from ith red-tiled roofs, crooked streets and ancient cus @ model municipality which would be a sort of para there have practically no taxes to pay, aa each) calle a. meeting of the more prominent property it ap honor to subscribe, voluntarily, the Observations FIFTEEN thousand tons of steel went into auto tire rims last year. o o ° AN ELEPHANT at highest speed goes 17 feet per second, an os- Sich 160 feet. » ° Oo ° _ GERMAN ocniperor’s favorite English song ix “Oh, Listen to the Band” Shades of departed highbrow: o o °o MORE than 171,000 children are helping the American Humane protect animals. Deesn’t that sound good’? o o °o tata laughed at that California boy who tried to get rich the United States increased by 10, and the industry is now in the first of the country, Standard Off still holds however. o- of cement in over 1909, tractive palm for “extracting. Is a protection and guarantee against alum which is found in To be on the safe side when buying baking powder, examine the label and take only a brand shown to be made from Cream of Tartar. —SUBSCRIBE FOR— The Seattle Daily Star Delivered at Your Home of the fate and square policy of The I herewith sudscribe to The Star for a period until ordered stopped, to be delivered %6¢ per mouth im city, o In the first edition of The Star each day now a free Brn Wanted” ent is being printed. It is pri- ly for the It of men and women who are looking for work. But it helps: the employer, who can insert an ad, free of cost, and the department is of real interest to all readers. These free help wanted ads run exclusively in the first edition of The Star, ON THE STREETS AT 11 Buy a Noon Edition and watch the ads. “Woman was made from Adam's rib.” “And man hasn't been all there sinew,” OPENED BY MISTAKE “What is the secret of Regsle’s success?” “It tun't any secret; he's got th’ goods, doncher know” The cheerful patient needed all his good spirits, for the severe oper ation bad been a failure and the The physician stood by hie bedside joctors were hesitating to tell him in the hospital, and from bis grave expression the patient suspected the truth. a “Well, doe,” he sald with a sad smile, “it must have been like this, He fumbled uader his pillow an 4 produced an envelope which had been erroneously delivered tn another ward. On the envelope was scribbled in pencil, “Opened by mis! take.’-—New York Sun, A NEW GARMENT Mrs. Partington—Last night [ made an awful faux pas. Mra. Malaprop--Cheer up—you would you mind lending me your pattern, dear? ‘a do bet with praction, And I've been waiting to make one of those things myself-—Toledo Ilade. ENDS MEET SIMULTANEOUSLY White—Have you any trouble | Green—Not a bit, The end of » always come at the same time. }a tariff revistonia’ “He wems to be very clever.” “Yes, indeed. He can even do the problems that his children have to work out at , Why He Went to College. ‘Why did you come to college, anyway? You are not studying.” said the pi “well,” . “T hardly know exactly myself. Mother says it is to fit me for the presidency, Uncle Bill says to sow my wild A Little Thowghtiess. “Tm afraid that prima donna‘s| lack of mathematical knowledge is | going to get me into trouble,” said | the manager, “You are obliged to accept any om less of her to tnsist on my signing | @ contract to pay her 101 per cont of the gross receipts.” — Washington Star. A Better Way. “rll give = party and leave her out.” “On the contrary, dear, try to get her to come. She hasn't a thing fit to wear.”"—Washington Herald. TOUGH OW THE CREDITORS. Uy Th) My) “I aay, old chap, can you lend me @ ten-spot?” ‘Sure. Here you are. “Thanks, awfully. I'm indebted to; you more than I can ever hope to, repay.” Correct. The master was askidg questions —masters are apt to ask questions and they sometimes receive curious answers. The question was as fol- . boys, how many months have 28 days?” “All of them, air,” replied a boy tn front. The Silent Father. “Tl! bet that man is the father of six or seven children.” “Why ?" “If he had less than three he'd be bragging about them."”—Detroit Free rress. Good. The Father—But what special qualifications has your school that might interest my son? The Princtpa ust tell him that we overlook t! attendance at classes.—Puck Not That Kind. “fe there any unanimity in your family?” “Lote of it, but the trouble is we can’t seem to get together on. any- thing.”—Baltimore American. What Did He Expect for $17 Raynor—Have good seat at the ? wrestling mat Shyne—Oh, yes; I had a good 't see any- n making both ends meet? my money and the end of the week Harper's Heeuar. Judas Fat? He was not s0 represented by the early painters, Yet, why not? A betrayer enjoys betraying. Why should not a Judas, who enjoys Judasy, be fat and smiling? We know a gentleman who said, when running for the presidency “I winh there to be no doubt a» to the revision of the tariff. 1 am “Tariff revisions should be inv mediate, and on the whole there should be 4 substantial revision downward.” “Tariff duties ought to be re duced.” But when be became president hi snapped hin fingers in the faces of his electors and joyously betrayed his trust. And @ fatter and more amiling gentioman you will searcely find between Maine and Texas. Lippincott’s. When Women Vote. Mere Man—What are those little statues in front of the ballot boxes? Poll Clerk--Those are re; tions of the various candidates, A woman couldn't think of ordering nything except from a pattern, you know. — Puck. JACKPOT TOO SMALL. SS “You say be served three terms in the state legislature, yet he is an honest man?” “That's what I said.” “What's the explanation’ “Perhaps an opportunity worth while never knocked at his door.” A Red-Letter Day. Cowboy Edttor—This has been a lucky day for me. sor pay a subscription? Editor—Weilt, no, it wasn't as lucky as that; but [ was shot at and missed. one been in to “Well, Bluff, did you have « good time?” asked the country dog, whose lame leg had kept him at home. “You betcha!” grunted the other dog, who had been permitted to accompany his master to the vil- lage. “I canght ‘leven of thom fresh town dogs with their muzzies on." —Puck, mma Caught are you erying for, chil- Ma 5 “Whi dren?” ‘* raspberry jam.” 80 you've all got stomac! I suppose?” Blaetter. Ci mamma’ “A fh “Did the mother of the bride cry at the wedding?” “Yes, indeed. That was the only way she could attract attention to her new gown.” “Win you lend me five dollars?” ed Jones of his landlady. 'd like to,” she replied, “but that would be giving currency to ru- mors, and f'm no scandal monger,” tao, | 4 Vou can stilt show your joy By just wiggling your ears. There's many & slip between the cook book and the stove, Some folks think that winter twi- Hghta begin early so as not to de lay the poker game, Now the shoe trust knows what ft means to be pinched. ‘There t* only one worse object for matrimony than a poet—and that is @ pootess, Genitmes, prize fighters and con demned murderers are alike In that |the public is eager to kyow just what they have for dinner. A little high living makes very plain thinking. A husky appetite in an insolence toward the average pay envelope. There are fow sadder sights than the spectacle of « man with five days’ growth of beard trying to play Little Eva in “Unele Tom's Cabin,” | [oma Question vuose BeroRe | | 160. "ie THE TEALeavesy Where he could sit and stay. Doubt is only a lack of expert orice. foot and his money only tn- ditige in trial marriage. J's worth while being sick just to meet some rare soul who doven't know of any remedy that will help you. THE RICH MAN The pun ie shining everywhere As far as | can see; He turns the world te wads of gold, And all of it for me! “Oh, yes. ¥ Appointed to see “Good!” Yea, a committee of ome thou- sand.” “Indeed! Isn't that a—er—rather |large committee?” | “Well, you see, we can’t afford to create any hard feelings, and so we made it large enough to include about everybody. LAppincott’s. What She Wanted. bade her to marry in this again?” “She asked the judge to make her husband provide her with traveling expenses.”—Detroit Free Press, all day wuz con- | sidered a lucky Informati “Where does this is Mable to stop mos’ any place mos‘ minute.”—-Washington Star. ‘CASCARETS CLEANSE A Ne, Biliousness, Headache, ick, to untold misery—-indigestion, foul gases, bad breath, yellow skin, mental feara, everything that {s hor: rible and nauseating. A Cascaret tonight will give you a thorough cleansing inside and straighten you out by morning. They work while you sleep—a 10-cent box from your grvssit will keep you feeling good for months, Miltions of men and women take a Cascaret now and then to keep their stomach, liver and bowels regulated, and know a miserable moment. fforget the childroi sides need a good, Don't, thelr little Ini ntle cleansing, LIVER AND BOWELS never 'EDNA WOULDN’T TALK W BUT HERE’S HOW SHE NEAR (By the Courthouse Reporter.) Jumping Jupiter! Never again! Interviewing actresses is mot in my line, You don't have to prove it, T admit it, | plead guilty. I've talked to scores and seores of lawyers, 1 ring ‘em up at all times of the day—and night. Did} they evor shun the Hinelight? Did} they ever say they didn’t care to have their plotutes printed? Did they ever tell me they would rath er take their beauty seep tham sub-| mit to an Interview? ¥ | Well, don’t you think it! And now, after oxperiences of} that kind, I get turned down by} the very firet actress | try to Inter- view, Just think of it! A real, live come opera singer turning her back cold on me when | telephoned —or her cold back, perhaps. She hadn't got but of bed yet, she said. ‘The dramatic editor was going to interview Mme. Kames, the grand opera singer, so | was sent to get a talk from Bina Wallace of the “Jumping Jupiter” company at the Metropolitan. 1 had plenty of time before court opened at 9:30. So just exactly at 7:56 I rang her up at the Washing- The tetephone girl seemed jous, but | soon convinced her it was a rea! dramatic eritie who was on the line, So she took « chance. 1 could feel what was coming as} soon aa I heard that sleepy “Hello.” T had « huneh that the kibosh was pat on the interview—you know, one of those “faux pas” things was much in evidence. I tried to @x- plain that | had to have that inter view right away, but there wi nothing doing ‘m sorryy but | can't secommo- ° you this morning,” was the best I could get from Edna Wallace. 44 And the dramatic editor, after the ican mi stories he's perpetrated to) EONA WALL jahow that actresses don’t fight the | Mmolight, sald he wasn't at afl sur-/ 000, which ceased when she died. wed. "Well, maybe 1 wouldn't|And the famous ight opera singer || @ tried to get am interview at| contested the will in the Canadian | 7:56 a m. elther if I had known | courts for a third of that $10,000,000 ‘that Edna Wallace Hopper nearly | which her mother was entitled to! | fell hetress to some $3,000,000. Bd | under California - laws. Those) {na is a native daughter of old | judges in Canada never heard her | Friseo town, Her mother’s second | sing or act, { guess, for the story| |husband was 4 chap named Duns | ends bere, | jpre jb | muir, a brother of ex-Prenier Duns-| Edna Wallace Hopper was for: | muir of British Columbia. He died|merly the wife of the famous De in New York shortly after his mar-| Wolf Hopper, and she's had so rlage to Edna's mot leaving an| many successes that she can af- [estate of about $10,600,000 Can-| ford to miss ber picture in the pa- jada to tia brother. 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Lord 10th Floor Northern Bank Bidg, Member of Seattle Real Estate MOORE THEATRE ‘The Ladies’ Musical Club Presents ~—aNnD— EMILIO DE GOGORZA In Joint Recital Thursday Evening, Oct. 5 $3, $2. Gallery Reserved, $1.50. Gallery Reservations Now Setting. Knabe Piano, Used. tot; tna. to METROPOLITAN All This Weel? RICHARD ith Edna Wallace Hopper (Specially Ragaged. Prices—60c to $2 00. ” Next Sunday Matinee and Week, ‘Tho Great Laughing Success, LOIS THEATRE Tonight am Al Week, pert Travan Mat® Tuea. Wod., Smt, 190 and Rvenings, te, 360 and 500. Next—“Tempent and Sunshine.” Be “A NIGHT IN A LONDON CLUB." (cr PANTAGES. THEATRE Ginut Joggier of Heavy Ordnance ALHAMBRA THEATRE M. P. Cavanaugh, Mar, Phone Main: 3678 (not fn book), TONIGHT, Lee Willard in i “THE COUNTRY Quine 4 Aw “Old Homent 2 av abe, Matinee, fea, seen Special mafinee Wed. and Sat, okie