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THE STAR—FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 29, 1911 Here’s a New One.-Prof. John E. Ayer Does a ’ Phrenology Stunt on City Engineer Thoms According to What He Has —_ NOT SMILE AWHILE? KA are ity hon im Found Out by Feeling the (iar wien rom ait Mi) Bumps on Thomson's Head, | itr, Thomwon's ha the Thomson Family Has | Never Been Strong on Gar- nering the Coin. ‘The state in which we live is leading, and sustaining its | h lead, in the job of protecting men who daily risk their lives must carry bot water bottles with mind, but lacking fm fhe gam to earn their bread from financial disaster when accidents be us—or @ pleture of Mary Garden, Reginald H. Thomson, our ener- making faculty. Hig getic city engineer, hi ome bumps he most resembles, fall them , “ae , | character and ee By iad the Why laugh at the doctor whojon his head that augur important and Intell At the last session of the Washington legislature é ne take bie ows medicine?|things, This is the statement of | Vitalized, very affectionatg workmen’s compensation act was passed. A test case was He's had many a chance to see how/ Prof. J. B. Ayer, who ts a profes | with much of superior court, ‘The constitutionality of the it works, sional phrenologist, with an office on, but Mke brought in the new law was upheld. It was appealed to the state supreme court And this week that court rendered justice in sustain ing the lower bench, The supreme court put on record this self-evident and everlasting truth : “A business which seeks a profit at the risk of the life = on Fourth av | If farm life ts made too pleasant) Ayer has known the city engineer | 7) a lot of city fellows may emigrate—/for years. A few days ago he made | and then the farming would be doné/an examination of the elty on for. gineor's bumps, and here is what ere he found out The “morning after” I» the tax! Phrenal and Temperamental and limb of human beings is subject to regulation, and per- collector of the “night before.” aneboele by a! haps better yet— ——— By John E. Ayer, M. V- in is system Reginald Heber Thomson was born some 66 years ago, of strongly vitalized parents, and with proper cure of himself would now be in | his prime of strength and free from all weaknesses and ills. His tem- Se amareanenel . | lperaments are magnetic, acid, men HY intl mi Hid tal, vital and motive. The mag i ii iit netic gives him light halr, eyes, HL A pb H Ng akin and other sensory organisms HAY “LAW is, or ought to be, a progressive science “a , This decision is one of the most important made in the last decade in this nation. It will be a great impetus to the workmen's compensation movement throughout the country And progressive Washington is blazing the path. The great len eyebrows, with the of the organs of form, distance, color, order that range from the to jes gives him his famoug almost unrivaled pend Jing and re nembering jconditions. His organ | just above " |father—Ix phenomensl, “Aber TWENTY million people are preparing to starve in China next winter. $100,000 En The New Zealand idea, according to a well-known lecturer now in this country, is that a fortune of $100,000 is all that any man needs—all, in fact, that is good for him. While the nation does not abso- lutely limit fortunes, its policies tend powerfully in that direction. ‘Al public utilities are ean > ney Byers all franchise values are kept out of private ha there is no such thing as watered stocks and bonds. Thus, at a stroke, one of the most prolific sources of multimillionarism in the United States is cut off in Li which fit him for the Puget sound } lolimate, for the water or for the |woods, It tastes him radiating, ge a *xpansive and instructive, as all a very large I { agree who beer his lectures. The} __ nor neeOR AVER | department of acid makes bis brain quick, sharp |giving him a decided mental tem-|P®rison. In that all of the Hland often caustic, as those who at-|perament, the broad base would|*°rk and what we calf tack him often testify. This ten-|give it plenty of support if he|!* done. In his case the ‘he | dency 1s strengthened by his theo-|knew how to take care of his diges |4¥ring his official Iife, become: logica! lack of human respect.|tion. And last, he bas enough of |thin, and in case of While hfs thinking brain dominates, thé motive impulse to stand hard |be easily broken. That part gay mn adidas . - sai |brain has also become very of ™ 3 — x fect to congestion and the flinesses which detract from the amount and ' bis work are caused by Proper blood for that part af brain, owing to his 6 negle of bis digestive system, HOLD ON THERE | f AG H@ MADE Ho move ‘To DEPART, WM WAS TOLD ‘TO MAKE A NOISE LIKE A TRESS AND LeAVe How po You bo! mn A TIME-HONORED CONTEST The Presidential Misfortunes. New Zealand. in th res The man who was passing the baseball grounds paused Interestedty Ils & most assiduous tank 4 in land i uc: } the minim’ Yhat's that row about over by the fence?” he aal of an under ‘o guard the president ulation in land is r sized, apectacted lad who was looking on from @ safe distance As ho goes up and down the land by a system of taxation that diverts to the public treas: |e ci Popiied the boy aedately, “you hare no doubt hoard of the|. On votes and pleasure beat, most profits arising from increase of pop-|agoold conflict between the haves and the havenots?™ of the fits sap. Yeu,” returned the puzzled inquirer, “but what ulation, while leaving to the ecg the —_— ne Well, this ts merely & little skirmish between the bavenots flowing from his own enterprise and improvements. |the hareknottholes” —Lite Afi But New Zealand’s control of land does an oe nasirase—There are still other things than money even tn this dollar. ‘ seving that should el} with taxation. Believing = - Good! That's just what I'm looking for, Let's grab them |Excesstve caution must be used more than he needs for useful purposes, and that ac- trust. Lest sadness should occur, there is a sys- Brages-—But I was referring to such thingy as a clear consclence) And some unthinking man yell out: cess to the earth must be easy for all, M lane quubecuant Se) On, where i Ballinger?” gt npulsory sale, at prices fixed by Yagge—Doesn't matter yee Set wi loued to bold land out of use| pros tir when we come to aell the stock —L ce to speculate on the necessities of others. He sells|NQ MORE INDIGESTION, DYSPEPSIA voluntarily or they make him sell. The government OR SOUR, GASSY, UPSET STOMA bays if necessary; it also advances money to help its na citizens buy, and out of $30,000,000 advanced for that} very year regularly more than{ with acid, no stomach gas or h Ah! brisk Butt, Serene and smiling buffer, To get between the president And every crank and duffer. must be bland Archie Where the finest biscuit, cake, hot-breads, crusts or puddings are required Royal is indispensable. all, It will read all the better in ock —Life. i ‘] One never knows but some mean bloke . Will put joy on the glim, - By piping wp at Mr. Taft, “How old ts Tama Jim?” The “FILLMORE” H weather the same as Can't keep them in the } must have them. > | | 800d; all styles . Royal is equally valuable And then, when everything looks bright, , ; jon stomach. witfe burn, futiness or heavy feelin in the preparation of plain, has lost only $1,000 in a period of years. © million stomach sudiarers ie the; *. Scocee Send Oa ‘There's. sure to be some clam p Pp M’DONALD’S HAT parpoee, Mi, ot sold, but leased, and pay royalty |''sied States, England and Canada Headaches, Dizziness or Intestinal Inquire why Knox was teft behind substantial, every-day 1023 Third Av. " A * take Pape's Dinpepsin and realize) griping, This will ail go, and te the people in proportion to their value. oor not only immediate, but lasting Te-| sides, there wili be no sour fod , gs ital doesn’t get all, nor does it) jicr left over in the atomach to polsorfAnd—worst of all that threatens is rewarded, but capital & This harmless preparation will| Your breath with nauseous odors him— control the mine in perpetuity. The people own it; digest anything you eat and over-| Pape’s Diapepsin is a cei they will take it back again if they so desire. come a sour, KAssy oF outotorder| cure for ouLoCorder stomachs Labor’s wage is not left to the employer nor to five minutes afterwards. cause it takes bold of your food an rage ur meals e The se Sin that, with dentin eo a rt-|digests it just the same as if you alatomach wasn't there lump of lead in your } . . neat it) Relief to ft artis n|. ‘The customs officers expect you t ditions of labor, by means of boards of conciliation py jeliet tn five minutes from al stomach misery is waiting for you|!®, Pay duty on live stock if you and arbitration. The idea is reasonable dividends for | or indigestion at any drug store. jbring in an apple that has a worm . [ 7 in it . - . m your pharmactat a 50-| These large 60-cent cases contain ¢apital, liberal pay for —. Rend rd ro wale of Pape's Dlapepain and| more than sufficient to thoroughly |= == ‘or labor that “the traffic wil dose just as s00n as you can.|cure almost any case of Dyspepsia, inc ampion Screw sumers, and all the pay iE sour risings, no/ Indigestion or any other stomach |f ; ted food, mixed disorder. Between Madison and foods, for all occasions. FAILING A ghost of wild despair fome little child might come and pay. “Here, take my Teddy Bear!” The only baking powder made from Royal Grape Cream of Tartar t fit com! wards HUTESON tein? 1330 2eave en NEW ZEALAND HAS 800,000 PEOPLE, AND|-~ NOT ONE OF THEM IS EITHER A PAUPER OR A MILLIONAIRE. Cravenettes i You Wear oF “1 %-ineh While 3: ENGLAND is having a plague of wasps. But that isn’t what's } etinging the righ American divorce wision of the woolen schedu Here's the net result: Standpat tariff taxes, high cost of living still going higher and an ever-widening smile on the face of the trusts. Moral: ‘Rah for Bob La Follette! ASSOCIATED PRESS has got Taft rm d, because Kansans geecived him as gentlemen rather than egg-throwers. er es WALL STREET is seeing wobbly days, but on milllc @ops are growing, the birds are singing and everything o 6 NOW they blame the automobt @@s, for instance, say their custome: ec their autos keep them everlastingly hard ° > 0 LICENSE inspector of Minneapolis has got a job that's a corker, ef, rather, an uncorker. Council directs him to pick out and report the ten worst saloons. Of course, you can't tell how bad a saloon ts un you start something in it, and we see one continued round of merry ths of July for Mr. Inspector . Bi sinch No matter what your umbrella needs Rec may be we can supply them, No matter in what condition your old umbrella may be, we can repair it. Bring your handles and we will put a Hull detachable sleeve in and make it - — — a detachable-handle umbrella. My AMUSEMENTS Our stock of umbrellas this year is ] 4 MOO RET HEATRE larger than ever before and comprises a line of the most beautiful designs in handles, plain and fancy. For of farms the all right. Prices vary, of course, but you will find that there is wo store in Seattle where umbrella quality can be secured at such a low price. KING DUNNED |[ YOU'RE CURED! ] CURED! | FOR DOG TAX Soro caso ROME, Sept. 29.—-A little black “| am deaf and dumb. Gog belonsi Greece is subject to the us: d on Stoeking Trunk Store 706 Second Av.—1420 Second Av. Phones: Main 6920: ina dom METROPOLITAN g to King ¢ of} a permit to peddle tac | tax) wrote a man and handed it to every-| the mayor's secretary, George bead McCord. ayment of this tax} the customar Rochester & Collegian Clothes lar asking for t “How did you lose your | =a : Bee oa 2 , on ‘was sent to the king the other day,| ‘i ” | These famous makes o' n’s clot » handled by St got lost among his private papers.| jynreneticatin sin acne | e These famous makes of men’s clothes are handled by fa any case, when a good time| SY™Pathetically. lin a mine ; 1s exclusively iti Seattle, and sold at extremely low accident,” replied the fellow, prices, the customer paying us $1 a week. Ever f forgetting his role. “You are | Rapa s g a week very | | gli wher, bu cured. Get out!” shouted the | account that is opened at this store is considered \ o . but With abso confide: vk Eine agi et secretary. | Luan mona peor araly. SORE AAR \State Dental ¥ advice is gene delive | Oc, T5o and $1.00. ‘ BARNEY STATUE TO BE Sand 60 cents. , ° z hand, great was king's surprise = hi } Yaad, great was the King’s suroriso| APOE OT O eave MOTHER! LOIS THEATRE omen’s Saturday Special | Good Thing %@ wished to sp to him | y D.C. s Tonight and All Week We are offering for Saturday only splendid 1 Lo The bailiff was admitted to th otalie oe iis we - in Ladies’ Coats, in gray and brown mixtures; just the gone You Save a Dollar, I the thing for the cold season and ¢ nine They are well worth $22.50 ......... $15.00 clase ‘dental ney, chiseled by destro AND CAFE B& long sc Majesty ¢ should | clarey the mother. It will no longer pay to the Re be allowed to typify the physical on onous tones of t i ahve 16 identity of the subject became known, and streets were blocked 4 | by onlookers. away the king, surprise, drew frc IP-franc piece, or the tax and Soft Felt Hats, nicely trimmed— They are -winners—at ......0elseceecs $ 3.50 OPEN SATURDAY EVENING UNTIL 10 P. M. Saturday, September 30 “ARIS MYSTE! A Play of Living Plotures f SURE TE et ‘ony People who live in vain bette 4 * " . " heartily. move. Their rent is too high. Souvenirs given away. Vocal solo by Wm. Lee, Chin #7oiner Bia & 8 0. Aoteme pm you wo 10 #i re Vad ese singer who sang at the A.-Y.-P, Solo by Miss E. Sum- : {PROWN. On ae mers. Wagner's Orchestra to 9 p. m. EVERYBODY INVITED The Milwaukee is a new, modern hotel of 200 rooma. The new $10,000 cafe is the most beautiful in Seattle, Hand painted walls and beautiful decorations, e GC 1418 Second Ave. Opp. Bon Marche vl EDWIN J. Spectacular, Seonte Musionl Novelty Alice Raymond Pronenting OMS ee usI WLS WILSON Night in 6 Other Ble Attractions Be ie. °