The Seattle Star Newspaper, September 28, 1911, Page 4

a Frees. Published dally by The Mar Publishing Oo. 1 Prty _ a oe Sy mall, out mo Due Fen Bread! They Get “We want no military. We want bread!” Thus roared the 50,000 “mob” at Vienna. was an echo from Liverpool, London and from a dozen points in France where the military shot into crowds of frenzied women. But they got the military. The response to stronger demand for food will be MORE MILITARY. | The cost of military falls heaviest upon those who are short of bread. What's the answer? Human slaugh- ter, or peaceful but tremendous revolution. The cry, all over the world, is for DIVISION. The masses of humanity ask not, care not, how an idle class comes to roll in luxuries while the vast ma- jority goes hungry, naked and cold. They know andi feel only the condition. The rich are sodden in their selfishness, the pow- erful blind through vanity, and they do not see that, underneath their caste crust, fires are raging that threaten horrible chaos and all the horrors of un- bridled rage and greedy vengeance. Unlucky the nation which today can send against the raging volcano and its rivers of hot lava only more soldiers. invasion of Taft's against mob attack on TWENTY-FOUR gover: state rights by fe “judicial bulwark’ Another protest Wante How Seems span of time since the cables hre daring Frenchman’ poch-makir finally reached the goal that of how he had become a we ‘That was less than two years ago by the calen lar, today Bleriot's feat” is feat at all cables have ceased to take notice when someone casually wings across the channel. TEN the British moat one morni flew the channel It's been but the briefest »bbed with the story of feat, tell how he ha any had fa to attain, an d-hero over night first long since Bleriot yesterday, does “epoch-making no g a few days ago without setting It} THE STAR—THURSDAY, AVOIDED THEM ay, old man, what ts your |idoa tn leaving the seashore for the mountatas? It's my wife's Idea. She says the people here have seen all her new cow Ow, night--the performance {is said to be very artistic?” Nix “highly artistic, tt in usually pleasant and tiresome,” un HUMOR GLEANINGS Owen Wister, in addition to being an author, has acquired some celebrity as a wit. He was being shaved in a St. Louts hotel, while re turning from a trip to the West, some time ngo, and the barber who was attending to his needs apparently had been out the night before. His hand was very shaky, and several times the author winced Will you have anything on your face when I get through?’ er inquired, when the ordeal was almost over, I can't tell you,” mumbled Wister, “but I hope to have part of my Philadelphia Times bar nose! » Sir W. S. Gilbert was and was known to the world a promising writer, his father, who was a retired naval surgeon, wrote sical, semi-medical book, entitled “Shirley Hall Asylum,” his first Not long ago a lady who was then preparing a blography y or man, having heard that the son was the incentive from without Which spurred Into action the inherent but dormant literary talent of the father, asked if such was the fact, “Yes,” replied the author of the “Bab Ballads” and the wittiest of lbrettos ever written, “I think the little success which bas attended my humble efforts certainly influ enced my futher. You age,” he added, with a suspicion of a smil father never had an exalted idea of my ability, He thought If | could write, anybody could, and forthwith he began.” When th >, Ae he was discussing Britain's woak- “Bah!’ tit you turn into a but {t won't alter matters! 1 Eddication!” sneered a tra nesses wader a hedge, “Bah!” sheep,” retorted his brother of the road, tell you, we couldn't get along without eddication.” The other banged his flat apon a thistle, “Don’t talk to me,” he cried. “I never got any- thing out of goin’ to school!” “I dare say didn't!" sneered the champion of learning. “Bat you would have if you'd gone in the right “Well, what did you get?” asked bis companion. “What did | came the retort, “Why, four coats, two hate, a stick and eight ye *p get? “Are you going to the theatre to-| When they say a thing ts! SEPTEMBER 28, 1911 FATAL TO GARDENING “I notice that your garden doesn't look very promising this year.” “No; every time my husband got to digging in it he found worms, and they always him of his fehing tacks FAMILIAR | “Why does Hank Hayface look over the fence ungasily every time an automobile passes?” “Why, bis old woman has a cold, and when she yells ‘Hank! Hank!’ it sounds Ike an auto toot.” Hooroo! Miss Irene Hobson Seems About Kisses Than Her Distin Pretty Stage Maiden Says All|~——~ Manner of Things About Kisses, and Doesn't Shy a Bit When a Star Man Asks Her to Tell Him All About ‘Em. The Star Interviewer set out to wet a kins, Maybe it was because Mins Irene Hobson, who says “He's win of mine,” when speaking Richmond P. Hobson, of war and osculatory fame, was very, very busy when the Interviewer called at’ the Empress theatre. Anyhow, The Star Interviewer did not get the ki though Miss Hob- son was quite willing to talk of the osculatory art She's had some experience with the kissing game ever since her fa mous cousin played tt with such a degree of perfection when he came back home after fighting the Span Jards to @ standstill, You pee, just about that time Miss Hobson made her debut on the stage, and during that season she got 78,879,646 kinses, It was this wa: Whenever she'd 6 footlights the gallery would, like one man, puck or up ite lips and greet her with several aggrejate kisses of this na ture. Wherecpon the busy press) agent made a ten-strike by casting her as ra. Btirtan” in Clyde Piteh’s “T Way of the World,” 4 part which afforded some lucky | J man 4n opportunity to kiss Mins) Hobson about 40 times, Waa it good? Bure! The gallery never lost ite chance to join in those kisnes, you know. “Some mothers wouldn't allow their babies to be kissed,” Miss Hobson said, “but there's nothing like that In our family.” Bactlli? Microbes? Miss Hobson has studied oscula- tion and can give you the history of its origin and development, but she refuses to find anything dan- gerous in the art—“except that it bas invited breach of promise sults occasionally.” “Study the kiss in a proper Wight and you will find that it ex- emplifies honesty and progress. Few kisses have been stolen that were not in due time returned? guished Cousin to Know More {RENE HOBSON What can be more honest thi tet? progress typified in him. The an cients did not understand oscula to kiss Achilles. ‘They know of the infinite joy “And what is more progressive? |tion as we do. Hark back to Ho The very essence of a pertectly| mers age. He mentions only good kias involves reciprocity and| three kisses in the Ilied, and they between lovers at that L | Don't tell me it's a w o' time to go to school civilization bas adi the ocean afire or exc s unduly. umbrellas! hus the erial world of our day advances, shod with seven-league boots. There are no nine day wonders any more, and eight-day wonders are rare. One-day wonders are the standard now. Oh! no doubt these are what does ital signify? Wh years the era of mechan cal f How much better has the w material advance? Ar two years ago, or more Perhaps they are, bi ts ‘At least we haven't made « way. The fact is souls don’t have time t material things. * “We haven't found our spiritual seven league boots yet And until we do we can’t, with good grace, boast much of our material achievements—of our wireless telegraphs and flying. machines and such : For what shall it avail us if men that ride in the flying mac evil in their hearts and th 1 igns and wonders—but s it signify that in two short at has become an old thing? become because of this great er > nearly or more seli-sacrific that you can notice it r poch-making” advance in that machinery is running away with us—our cep abreast with our advance in an army fly overseas, if the s have the old-fashioned ed blood in their eyes? PAT CALHOUN to feed and All right. No reflection Le cak at Taft's banquet? Abe Reuf intended. Daniel Webster on Freedom of Press In 1832, at the national convention held at Worcester, Mass., Daniel Webster made a great speech of which the following is an extract: : : “In all popular governments a free press 1s the most im portant of all agents and instruments It not only expresses ular opinion, but, to a very great degree, it contributes to lorm that opinion. A free press is an engine whose force is irresistible. It is a public prosecutor and instructor, and when left free, the mightiest shield of our liberties. While it acts in a manner worthy of the distinction, the press is a fountain of light and a source of gladdening warmth. It instructs the public mind and dctuates the spirit of patriotism. When left unfettered its loud voice suppresses everything which would raise itself against the public liberty; and its blasting rebuke causes incipient despotism to perish in the bud. TOPEKA, Kan., Sept. 28.—Forty ilicns or more jassidae went on their honeymoon in Kansas. Wichita, Emporia, Lawrence, Holton, Manhattan and numerous other Kansas towns report a veri table plague of little green bugs around the str In Coun- |cil Grove they covered the stree funder the are Hghts to a depth of eight inches, This Is the season for their honeymoon. When the leaf hopper first takes wing he be gins hunting for a wife, and just as soon as he finds a Indy hopper who also has wings they ore mar soon as it gets dark and the street jMghts are turned on. “GRIZZLY BEAR” (Ry United Press Leased Wire) NEWYORK, Sept. 28-—The “grizzly bear,” “Turkey trot, and “bunny! hug" — danc though highly relished at N port, where they originated, are not considered to be quite the thing for the working girls on New York's East Side. Dance hall proprietors, who permit such dances in their places hereafter, will be ar rested for disorderly conduct. 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What's the secret?” “I'm too easy-going to quarrel and he's too lazy.” Te yout his mothér's cooking?” } No; he talks more about mine.” DO YOU KNOW BILL? “tT dunno how Bill's a-gotn’ to vote in this eleetion,” sald the cam- paign worker. “I've hearn tel] he's on the fence,” ‘ “He wu that,” replied the-neighbor, “bat one o' the canderdates jet fall a dollar on the off side o° the fence, and Bill got dizzy an’ fell over.”— Christian Register. : No anxiety on i Baking- | if you use DePRICES CREAM aking Powder Insures light, sweet. wholesome food A pure,Cream of Tartar Powder Lime Phosphate cannes \. Kean * = Ko When ‘ypu Kou the starking line inthe (ace X eniloument be Sure Mat ou are ik”. “ne Post way Xo make inning Sure isto Yeaindurin yout Paraffin Chapala Whinas/ odin kivsiress allege. DO Oe reer Kilo tonsa Sta husband | never | | ANYTHING women mah, ry are going to hold a one-hour prayer service for the city officials. It “ ‘ell for St. Paul if the city cers can be cured in one hour. It has been discovered that hay fever can be cured by spending a part of each day In the cooiing reom of a brewery. Milwaukee will now grab the medal for being the health jest city in the country, A farmer in a small way walked into the office of one of our fire insurance companies and intimated that he wished to insure bis barn and a couple of stacks, “What facilities have you for ex tingulehing a fire in your village?” inquired the superintendent of the office. The man scratched bis head and pondered over the matter for @ little while. Eventually he answer ed, “Well, it sometimes rainy The whole coyntry praised Doc Wiley for seeking an answer to “What is betr?” Yet poor Jim Wil- son is attacked for joining the Brew- * assoctation. Kigte, Waltham, Namfl- Howard and Inger- soll Watches from $1U NOUVGHTON #2 HU Vester Way, Hotet View Aes TRICK & MURRAY Office and Factory 72 Columbia St. 25c Bottle Liquid Veneer, 15¢ Come here and you will sw money every day. 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