The Seattle Star Newspaper, September 25, 1911, Page 4

ould You, Pretty Lady, Make Yourself Ugly and Ridiculous for Five Hundred Dollars a Week} nm Rowe Palmer Does ae THE SEATTLE STAR | Phones: Private Bwchange Main #400 and fade Member ot = “Only one thing deserves the fy [Rame of law, and that is the Spirit le a. 2 Nine Times a Week, and a body just before and] She Says That She Enjoys Cc ty and Country Boy f Y ot death, and discovering} ft Very Much Indeed. By “loos of halt loads A lowa’s contest for the healthiest and most perfect WW tat. wo bev they have ac ti tev ony. trick 08 tor a im phyique of children reed in the election of a OT a ton Charlie O’Toole of Des Moines, who beat out all the ; iia Hf thle boys weshed thelr earg| Reraslt passably beautiful on th other little boys wouldn't be jeal- ous of little boys who were fortu nate enough to have had pie, ew era , some talent and ambish for @ very Individual political parties will nico tooking girt like Cathryn Rowe soon be ax common as Individual) palmer to go straight to the make I lanes, put on a corrotty wig A nd melancholy may tn- one pigtail polatiag in the - dhaad ctaee statentnanship of Files of sol sae hy ows If this lowa contest ~— a rule it oat be a 2 \ dyspepata A tine Grocian nose and tien make ice water bath to some of our cherished fe. . jersolt as ridientous as Master O'Toole may be an exception among city boys, just as Des Moines is rather an exception among cities, ionally clean, airy and sanitary city. | other side of the footlight’s glare. farmers’ kiddies, whereupon Mrs. Mary Watts, head of the Mothers’ Congress, says: “The point I see in the result is that city children rank higher physically than country children because city mothers are better informed and give more attention to children’s diet and The lazy man ts the one person who never bas a reat. Say no good-bye to a t r For silt her goiden gery | Wook and she ts the one busy little Will drop on everything,— artint whe comes to garnering ‘The sun that once has risen the laughs. Shall nevermore depart, is nice to relate here that if we have stored its beauty Friganaa, the star of the Within @ happy heart. EVERETT TRUE! GO ANO SHAVE OFF § THE CHILORE TOT BEN Br Sus” ith “Bro Vou po. suGH Reform, even more than charity, ought to begin at home. Love te simplified spelling for religion. They “probably call campaigning sump-speaking because so candidates are stumy bredey the bee with ite beseyjmner— ? z ‘This is Cathryn Rowe Palmer as She is and as She i E moat rather than the sting. “1 have this line of per Picture is as She ie Really and Truly. er lor three or prove the Miss Force didn’t have to watt}four seasons, and really, ft no |1ene ft fe golf. We have had stars, THE DANGER OF 60 years for her golden wedding |pad. I rather like to play vy |#alore out this neck o the parents, tha’ —_—<— shines and {t comes natura.” Her|¥ods who were as keen for golf) i) tne Colony Club abou, It’n aad to neo the barber's lawn} smote was really very, very nice, |*# Sauirrela are for nuts, but The] qotor, sayy the New PLACER minors tn the old Florence camp, In Idaho, are making bie erying for a hatr-cut. But that was about all that The |Palmer is the first | really lee) ~The papers and finds of gold dust and coins where the saloons, gambitag houses and ee wanted to: talk about un- |! ing young woman hor [full of their ad Be dance halls of the "60s used to be. Notice, they had to move the saloons, [Posy Sper neoe og Cy 4 ToT ree “easton devotion to this said. “They must 0 distingy moo! - Gance hails, ete., before they could find the goht , : JERN CHE.DHOO! We tried to bring her back to|##al, of money: . ar a talking about grotesque stage char- SOMETIMES pays to be hard up. Thirty years ago, Mra. Mary Le Sea y acters (in which she was greatly | Jouné momen la) gato, just interred at Sn Diego, was pronounce: oad ogy rf Ponnaylvania, sdmired, last ovening) but she | gan : y her coffin in 2 town in Mexico. Because asl od * | stubbornly drit back to tees an rs 90g 2 the United States, but left no money for the trip, they held her body € the fourteenta hole and the soft,| Well. you might several days and she came to. svelt green and all that sort of Screws in a wey, \junk, so we fled. Too bad Bill Taft isn't here to go the rounds of | rn Rowe Pal- , Charley Gotteler, the manager bey eames who was here last with bis own |show, “A Stubborn Cinderelia,” re| NOT MUCH OF & excuses | "i : ' vival, | sthe pilot of “The Sweet-| “I can’t for the Hee ! fa «est Girl in Paris.” stand why anybody | : 4 “No wonder she likes to play ime chess.” that part” he murmered thought-| “It's a great fully as we drifted into the offinggreatest intellectual liast night. “She gets §500 a/is” | week.’ “Yes, but it affords Gane earons paae whatever for of a Fe Herald. hick " Statistica show a gradual re “why 4) all tell 1 ~ duction. in. wulcides im thie coum] uy guogs the old daya are gone.”|to give up the things they most en * The vetoes were $i The. a Gisee: Fears “How, now?” * Toy?” + ‘ sia dekh “] naked my Mttle niece if she| “Because,” replied the physician, ¢ongress and the nation, shoes 6 village in Texas called} yew who Cinderella was. She sald | “I am pretty sure they won't do it. of tariffs, don’t know Cinderetia was a charactor In & mu-| And then if, thes don't weet oh comedy, but it it waen't fit|they can" lame me.”—-Was! > that attempt to ‘The world is so full of @ number ; : } and ala i: of thi: “i for old people to see. ton Star. trusts roe "|| Antes and jackpots apd Ages and Kings. professors and republican yr If Trouble t* going to get you, Jorit ° of the at lenst don’t let him do it with o crc Age Hg Ee ‘The whole tenor “Life is one thing after another.” bluff in highly-protected manufacturers “You needn't keep after me.” — ‘privileges and conditions that ‘ Never let your hand off your note motthy ‘are in @. Sl ns of excuses that will The equator, Ike most other ‘ pocketbook when you hear a man dition. Most mouth= hame wonders, lowes ita charm after be around ti the toatl | panei ae ae iO Poems infuse, he|ing seon a few times. Pi favorable mention, but overlooks Aldrich. i . Rin « dcereton that the congress which was Lenehan agp tne ar that is wise enough to craw! into enough to throw down party bars and patriotically let « pumpkin ple. ‘The aeuritedk Geanedbs 9 pesew: nerve. oF @ tooth ful sleep is the memory of a kind cot. word dropped along a path of hu- man suffering. ‘2 sim reciprocity was a mere collection of wild and wolly| jy tyore is no future. punishment | penne ser tepantied : neg jackasses, and an intimation that the people in gen-|how shall we account for the man} “I am sorry to hear that your Considering the wind wasted on hom tartar’ has forma on ti . : who invented stitf-bosomed shirta?| automobile has been completely |tf7ing to blow the foam off, one thas the, weme bosses Sl eral are stupid as well as mad. Still, the speech is a en wonders where the cyclones come toe feeat te eoae ee Many a man lives on a high| “Yes; it's tough; it came to ap fom. Vit Dentiet chat {bluff overlooking the watered | untimely end, for it had never killed The fact that you. are s to roo play a double-header should not make you careless in the first me. TIME TO MOVE THE UNLUCKY NUMBER —4 ‘ag “My chorus-girl client ‘wants a| Mra. Henpeeque—-Were you go- P- wi Rev. Tycon Kennedy of Toronto change of venue, Your Honor.” |ing down for the third time, John, as says that men and women ought “She can get a fair trial here.” | when the lifeguard saved you? to kiss more. But where will they “No doubt; but the people in this} Mr. Henpeque (regretfully)—No. with a day confined have seen all her gowns.”—|my dear; it was the thirteenth!— ile Courier-Journal. Puck. = Makes delicious home- breath’ dua eo thet under the tartar on the um po Makes home baking a pleasure " "The only Baking Powder made from Royal Grape Cream of Tartex: GET up resolved to do some good turn to somebody and you'll go to bed a bit bigger yourself. o © °o IT DOESN'T take much to make a child happy. Try it. Don't be about what you use or whose child it is, o 60 °6 FIRST International Congress of Farm Women opens in Colorado Oct. 17. Everything, from care of children to the rural church, on the program. 1 es yer highest buildin’ ink, I have eaten the meals at yer swellest joints, but nevertheless I think (Though it may be I'm. provincial) that I'd rather hang out at home Where the real old rugged mountains are there fer me to-seo, o © oO DOC COOK its the hero of a Danish musical comedy yet to be pro-| Where the off stars shine above me in the wonderful, deep blue dome, | propert @uced. See where that presse agent has to be mighty careful what he| An’ the wind that sweeps the ranges is singin’ its song to me, can eae: Rogr ¢ Ln says about the show. i o o . 6 -0oe I ain't wknockin,’ pardner, the city ts grand, I know re EES Prat S fh | cent vy «dentist OF PAPER 1 SAW THe : ions of dollars and mien * keeping their teeth Peawipan fies Atom zs for having (eoth cleaned BPS “1S THE InK-Weu"? eee tbs the tone GOLF caddies of Dublin struck because of the “strong language| An’ you does things mostly better than out on the bare plateau, that was used to them and in their presence.” Take y strong lan-| You've got yer glitterin’ op'rys, you've got yer gorgeous hotels, guage, and what is left of golf? @ An’ there ain't no such amusements, out fn the place | dwells; But somehow the hills has got me an’ the apell of the desert waste, An’ you couldn't understand {t—well, every man to his taste! o © 0 THOMAS A. EDISON says he’s 110 years old, because he has worked 1% hours a day for a long time. He wants to live to be 150. And, at that rate, some of the editors we know are about 345. o o o o GOV. WILSON says: “For 15 years I taught my classes that the initiative and referendum wouldn't work. 1 can prove it now, but the trouble is, they do.” Another case where the people proved to have more sense than theory. So I'm glad I come to yer elty an’ I thank yon fer what I've seen, An’ it sure is some tremen'jus, an’ the people are quick an’ keen, But now that the visit’s over an’ time fer the homeward track, n't alongin’ to linger, I'm glad to be goin’ back re my old pals sure will greet me, where my pony i waitin’, too, An’ as fer the “glorious city”—I'll pass it along to YOU! SPEAKING OF PUNCHES | COME ON BOYS LETTER RAVE, I al w Have you noticed the growing importance in daily life of ‘“Day Let- ters” and “Night - Let- es, Soocnel ters’’? i) The wise man ia the man who doesn’t know a lot of things, Py 1 TIME KILLERS ALBANY PALNLESS On the Second Floor of _ “Selentific management is a@ @reat thin, sald George Kings bury, as atched the stage man- er of Little Rebel”. place 000 cuble feet of scenery tn 20,000 gubie feet of space on the stage of the Chicago opera house. “I, used to think I had economy figured down to a sclentific basis, but a lit- vein tle auto trip I took through. the apg Berkshires gave me an insight into possibilities of disaster. On our |tour we met a New England family also on an auto tour, They were They were an expedient yesterday. They are itag marzizet. VAULT DOORS |nice people aud we trailed along. * . Fire-Preet Our friends stopped one day for a prim SSl toda Sageber reect mn |uneh at a famous inn, while we enece ty ye RS ms pushed on. After the meal was Furniture . over my friend said to the waiter: iat si aie oven teller rage Bi ve pn a Bring me the bill, please, | We Treo 1 > p ave had four sandwiches and four . marily. for the benefit of men and women who are looking pieces of apple pie, Wait a mo- THE WESTERN UNION TELEGRAPH COMPANY Fixtures for work. But it helps the employer, who can insert an pene, thous woe has the chauf- Wee i i esi ‘ “It D1 ‘ ur had downstal ad, free of cost, and the department is of real interest to all ff) "1! 1 move blessed to give than) wr, way to a man’s heart ts | “The chauffeur. aM readers. 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