The Seattle Star Newspaper, September 21, 1911, Page 4

i year, 02.28 This is true. yers who 4 getting office, respecting and gations to ward all, in degree, into court. character, high respect. Such a judgeship but Fon The othef day they dences instead pray in qub Bay: go kitten caged in And now we AMENUMENTS “water,” than above ground. Now China’ we did over Togo. WHAT! “Divine of bad eggs? WM, BEIER, we: flaed $25 for stealing Instead of 9 a. m. Miles City, Mon and St. Paul, Mi points East the comforts an¢ other road. “The Olympian” For more di ‘ THE SEATTL jail, Gut of elty, 3 “Judgeship Should See A really able and di California bar has made a declaration against the judiciary which we consider pretty tremendous. |. He says: “Under recall no self-respecting lawyer would seek the office of judge.” under any method of seeks the offiice of judge, iene isn’t fit for the ; Seeking office signifies putting oneself under obli- There are many men in men might see honorable they must get down in the d the job. All people must and all must have suspicion who poses as an to his skill be has made with possible litigants. Didn’t Pray by Rule how city authorities lack a sense of hamor, isn’t it? » arrested a man in New York because he was praying for the “w Now, if he had changed one word and said they'd have handed Revolution Put Down No small fist caught in the sugar bowl; no telltale prints on the custard pie; no thimble lost down that old knot hole; no thread and needles scattered awfy ; no shingle ship on Bath- no best frocks torn in a masquerade; no jam pots gided in bold foray; no dish pan deum in the proud parade; baby boy has started school! ward the state's control of bond issues by corporations. and the corporations are calling it things a whole lot stronger REAR ADMIRAL CHING PIN KWANG, y, is doing America, but we're not making half the fuss that Being admiral in the Chinese navy is no soft snap, either; even if a fellow is expected to do only running. COST of funerals fs going up. Every avenue of escape fe gradually Delng closed against us. @riving even the rich to desperation pooch lanai ads eens IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT “The SEATTLE DAILY AT 10:15 A. M. This solid through train, a “Palace on Wheels,” has all pleasing features which no other train has, particularly LONGER, HIGHER AND WIDER berths than on any TRAVEL, and not only assures you of a smooth and com- fortable trip, but, most essential of all—SAFETY. chan Frees. ar Bublishing Go ne Te K the Man istinguished member of the recall of It is also true of all self-respecting law- selecting judges. The lawyer under present methods of er methods, isn’t self- heeler, ward boss, faction or party— corporations subject to the influence of > or other forms of concentration that are certain to get the legal practice of high aspiration, high desert and high self- promotion in they would scorn the ion that irt of politics and hustle for must have respect for such lawyers arbiter, when he owes his as a job-chaser and the political deals icked rich” in front of the Fifth avenue rest- him a Fifth avenue church to the ice box cool. ask, whatchu know ‘bout that? Observations 6 and 47 to California's constitution are & A dam G08 @ FRENCH army acronauts proved that they can locate all batteries for a subterranean fleet! » © © second in command of ° ° Right” Baer arrested on charge of causing the sale But maybe the Lord handed the divine right in rotten eggs over to George as George claims in the case of coal, ° o © o 0 °@ althy resident of Englewood, Chicago suburb, two chickens. This Infernal high cost of living is CHANGE IN TIME Olympian” New “Alll Steel” Train WILL LEAVE , for Missoula, Butte, Lewiston, Forsythe, t.; Mobridge, Aberdeen, S. D.; Minneapolis nn.; Milwaukee, Wis. ; Chieago, Hl, and all 1 conveniences of any other train, and some Is NOW THE MOST POPULAR TRAIN OF THE DAY FOR EASTERN etailed infotmation concerning special low fares, Sept. 25, Oct. 2, 6, 17, 18 and 19, tickets and reservations, call, write or phone A. P. CHAPMAN, Jr., Gen. Agent, Passenger Dept. J. L. CRISWELL, City Ticket Agent. Second and Cherry, Seattle Main 1048. Ind, 4812. and contempt for the judge Why, the “JUST WONDERED “Ia the fishin’ good, sir?” “Not very. Hot why do ask?” “Well, you see, there hasn't been 4 drop of water in this creek all you and I just wondered.” ‘ THE ENTIAL THING THEIR Brown Is thetr summer until the rain last night.) al) their statuettes for bas-rellefs.” An Appropriate “When | was up THE STAR—THURSDAY, “Well, they've had to oom | PLAT Leading MEAN THING “ , Lady—That fat come Bo you've been up to wee the | qian ix just too impudent. SEPTEMBER 21, 1911. There Are a Thousand of ‘Em in Seattle and They Worry Along Pretty Well, It Seems, Despite the Case Presented by This Certain Attorney in the New York Block. To hear the legal lights of Seat tle tell it, you'd think that all they have to do is to sit in a nice, wars im and give advice gratis hear ‘om speak of it, you'd Imagine that a lawyer y or & Counsellor sin an a friend and samar itan for all humanity and doesn't ket enough to buy waffles and cof fee for breakfast out of It all But, mind you, this ts to hear them deliver the monologue. We falter at giving an interview with any Vitigants, It might be too pain ful, If you've «ver read of Jarn dyce vs, Jarndyce you can hazard a guess that the eal lights aren't new flat very) Understudy-—-What's he been up| oii, for want of to now? mt. the good } mot #o's they sending Lady—As he sang “Lat! sotice st at all ee — ae as hr “Out of nil the kindly counsel we | Giessen’ 4 rang: give to folis every day,” said a Exclamation. to old Simmons’ Preacher—Why ts it that none of yestiddy be called in bis son Josiah ever worked satiefnctorily? Politician—Beeause none of them prohibited thirat peshMise SAYS: vote for a can derdate on th’ ground that he's a ‘good fellow’ expec’ every body else ter vote fer some body that's real- ly capa’ ° fillin’ th’ office.” He (looking at the statue of Ve nus de Milo)—See the lady with the broken arma. She-—Yes. She probably broke them trying to hook ber dresa in the back. “What is reciprocity, anyway?” “It's getting yours without letting the other fellow get his. There are all kinds of reciprocity-—Irish rect procity, for instance, where oue good punch deserves another. “t think a wife should give her husband, returning home from his work, a welcoming kien.” “Yes, so she can find out if he has fallen off the water wagon.” GENUINE MALLS SAFE Vrefentaine Hidg Seattle ment Costs But Ten Dollars Specialists Loughney & Loughney receiving Scores of Patients in their Offices in Peopi nk Bidg. There are & great many men and women in Seattle today who are very strong in their praises of the new External Abiorbent Treat ments now being administered by Loughney & Loughney. Many re markable cures have been effected, and thankful patienta have told the stories of their relief and cure in the dafly press. This remarkable remedy has proven effectual in such stubborn diseases as Rheumatiem, Lambago, Gout, LaGrippe, Bronch’ Colde, Neutalgia, Kidney and Stomach and Sowel Troubles. And all who are sick or in any way affiieted may come to thi Spe jalists for free consultation and ad vice, You will be truthfully told about your aflment, and just what thesé experts can do for you—the External Absorbent is by no means # cure-all—and if your case cannot be quickly and permanently relieved they will tell you so, If, however, after examination, {t is found that this remedy is required in your case, yon may take advantage of the rate now being offered, which gives you the External Absorbent Treatment, all attention, and a complete course of medicine for a foe not to exceed $10 in any case. Loughney & Loughney have all Modern Equipped Offices—Electric Vibrators, Tubercular Light, as well as their Famous Bake Oven Treat- ment, at thelr Offices, Suite 401-402 People’s Savings Bank Bidg., Cor. 2nd and Pike Street. Office hours 8a.m.to6 p.m. Sundays 9 to 12 only. Consultation 1s free. Com- plete course of Treatments and Services of Medical Doctor and Li- censed Drug with all medicines included for $10. Go to these Tk claliste first if you are stick, an won't cost you #0 much money, “wicked poor” jour many prohibition laws have an’ give him the bull farm,” | “Gawsh! } BECAUSE HE 15 “TL meet you at “All right, tom sf “No, 1 sata 11." She cheek)—I like you | He—I ike your | | NoTe~TWe’K" 1S Sumer, We SAME AS IN COAL. "Ves yack twit TELL You ALL, 1 CALL OY 006 Sttqmecy (ns he kisses her on the : | ONIN HALP the trate at 11) sty it is then.” ir impudence, cheek. ostracised at ¢ OSTRACISED “IT hear Mra. Somebody is feeling What did Josiah say?” | very ba ,. | “He. couldn't say a durn thing | sete diy ou account of her being | but just ‘My land!’ “Borrow mon: should way not! bat summer resort.” oy from you? Can you imagine “Yea; paying it back.” tad lines below Sohlegel Co. S7T¢ Home a, Peoria, TL “The only difference between tax- je. that hauffoure lower our little flags out fi front {t means victory for ua and surrender for you.” Eyes Cured wellknown stout young man who office in the New York block if we net meaning the we are mighty luck 10 per cent pay for it advice.” The Star man ceiling and looked whistled up at the a bar from passes ton rT; maybe he pewn't pase but nine pounds eight ounces over the counter. That is not for me to say. But the poor lawyer ts lucky if he garners $10 for $100 worth of advice.” at the new Hoge building across the street and trilled a melody from “Hi Toreador.” “The law office nowadays is § a free dispensary for i continued the lawyer, “Why, goodnens, it's all I can do to make ends meet, Its something ust have the nerve to have us fellers do work for nothing; positively noth ing. I secured a judgment for one ingrate a while back against «a big _. | corporation. “1:1; 9900. And what d'ye think, lobster paid me for my work?” n my|,. Th Star man gaved pensively at the ingrain carpet, worn in spot that d hummed an alr from conda.” “Well, air, he pald me only $350 4 | onght to have had half by all when w at's right and Just,” concluded BOYS’ Boys’ ber | a Pp. Fillings ........ $5 Bridgework . made with Second and University — Entrance Stone-Fishe: D We Use Nothing But the Best Material EXTRACTION FR ALL WORK GUARANTEED FOR 12 YEARS 10 Teeth ...... ‘ + Gold Crowns $16 Sets Tooth ....... 0 | e- AINLE! -50¢ u r 207 University, Flaky Biscuits Delicious Cake Healthful Food Fierce Time of It The Star man gazed profoundly|| Odds and Ends from a Rattling Good Early Fall Season roy ....- Knickerbockers Dark Stripes, a pair 32e Sizes 4 to 14 years Boys’ Smooth Black Rub- Coats, buckle fasten ers; for all boys up to 12 years Same good coat, 13 to 20 years .. Sou'wester Rubber Hats, Friday Ab, Pity the Poor Lawyers; They Have a , According to This in-Beattle and they ore all manag ing to worry along pretty well, [Why Most Shampoos the Hair | The reason for the scant, unat | tractive tresses of most women lies jim the persistent use of injurious shampoos. Few realisé that soap shampoos do more barm than good. |The deadly alkali in soap is too how people come up here and | strong for the hair, causing it to) |etreak and become lifelews. Such shampoos can only result fatally jto the hair. Dry powders alsb are The damages were bad, as they clog up the scalp pores) and cause dandruff. A perfectly safe shampoo is made by dinsolving a teaspoonful of cat throx in a cup of hot water. This cleanses perfectly, dries quickly | “ WERE, TAKE. THE TROUSERS “700 * PICTURE OF CLIENT LEAVING Lawyer's FICE cas DRAWN By PROMINENT ATTORNEY, the attorney triumphantly. “So, | somehow or other you #ee, it’s a dog's Ife we lead,| If they carn jews than $1,666. really,” jthey call ‘em just plain Fierce the way the lawyers sre! they get into the ft 006 clans skinned out of their money, ain't it?| become attorneys, and after There are more than 1,000 mem- have gained the toy . bers of the bar (lawyers we mean) | where the 4 $5,000 fee during the hour as not, they are coum © just as Hable te j jf end coms $1.50 Ber $2.06 Ne without streaking, and leaves the hair bright, fluffy and easy to do jup, It is the surest preventive of ‘baldness ever discovered.—Adv. FRIDAY SALE SUITS It might be Drab Cordu- 1+. &3¢ of school early meet him here $6 at $1.79. WOMEN'S $2.08 $2.48 $1.79 a grand lot of suits—broken linés sure, but if your boy is between thi 3 to 16 you may have one of these Choice of our entire stock of one-piece Dresses at $6.98. Serge, in black, navy blue, brown, red. Well made and perfect fitting. All sim | 1415-17 Vourth, i well to let the boy Why d and select him a suit? y tomorrow. ONE-PIECE SERGE D Worth up to $15.00. Good quality, all attle at $17.50 plain tailored models, in all-wool Mned with Skinner satin, guar- Women’s Suit No better Sults 2 95 and $20.00 than $l be the Suits in this serges, cheviots, broadcloths, diagonals and mannish and anteed. A complete sizes, We can fit you without anywhere In Se- special lot at $12.95. Perfectly Scotch mixtures. Jackets are alterations, From the Main Floor Seneca Street Entrance COTTON BATTING 4LB. Roll of Pure White Cotton Batting; worth $1.2 measures 72x84 inches. Spec sale price, each ... 2c 12\4¢ CRASH, Be Brown Linen Crash, 18 inches wide; washes up soft. Spe- cial sale price, yard ... 8c 18e DRESS GOODS, 11 Double-Fold Black and White Shepherd Check Dress Goods; also Scotch plaid styles. 1 Bpsclal- tale pries; vara’. FC BATH TOWELS Turkish Towels, unbleached; fringed; size 20x45; a good 16e Towel, On special sale, 1 CMON i crcccees covveses lc LONGCLOTH Opposite 364nch Soft-Fintshed Longeloth; Ie value. Special sale @1 Price, YARd oo... s.e.. sees 92¢ WHITE LINEN 36-inch White Linen Waisting; prety bpd close weave; a good > Linen. On spe- clal sale, yard .... * 17 DOTTED swiss White Dotted Swiss; 16¢ values. Special sale price, yard 5c line of | SPECIALS. ~ FRIDAY ‘Underwear SALE Women’s Stratford 4nion Suits, ankle length, medium weight; fleeced; T5c Srey ge Sad 39c | Children’s Medium Weight Fleeced Union Suits; ieee 4 to 18 years ....240 Children's Fine Wool Vests and Pants; broken lots of Tbe and $1.00 garments. Marked for quick selling ... " 45c Girls’ 35e White Pleeced 25s Vests and Pants Women's White Fleeced Union Suits; button down front, ankle length, high neck, long BOVE eee ee eses AOE Women’s = $1.25. = Dependon Fleeced Union Suits, reg- 9 ular and extra sizes ..... c Women's Fleeced Vests and Pants; white or peeler; 25 regular and extra sizes c $6.00 GIRLS’ SERGE “PETER PAN” OR SAILOR DRESSES Sizes 6 to 14 Years $3.98 Nothing Like This in Town for Less Than $6.00 All-Wool Serge Sailor Dresses for girls up to 14 years. Navy blue, brown and wine color; the regulation style, well made and handsomely trimmed. Other styles and kind: 69c ° $5.00 Collars Women’s Embroidery Collars, in nearly every size; many styles; Half Wool Ingrain Art yards. ng | $5.50 Ingrain Art yards. $6.50 Ingrain Art yards. Special $7.50 Ingrain Art yards. Special ... $10.00 Ingrain Art Sq yards, Special ...... .. $12.50 One-Piece Bru TMx9 feet Special .... $13.50 One-Piece T%x9 feet, Specia) ose $26.50 Axminst: feet. Special . oe ee $22.50 Axminster Ruga, feet. Special ....... ++ $13.50 Brussels Rugs, 9x12 feet. Special 50 Brussels Rugs, Special .. $45.00 Domestic W 9x12 feet. Special .... $37.50 Domesti SKUx10% feet. Special ........ $32.50 Body Brussels feet. Special .. $4.00 Axminster Rug, 8x6 feet. Special .. $3.00 Axminster Rug, 27x60 inches. Special RS $3.50 Bath Rug, 36x63 FY inches. Special $2.25 Bath Rug, 27x64 inches. Special . 25c and 30c Jap MI cotton warp, yard .. 5 . 65e Printed Linoleum, only, per square yard 76e Printed Linoleum, only, per square yard .+.s3% $1.50 Iplaid Linoleum, Bra er “+e c Wittoa Yat values to 26c. To clear, your cholce ....... 1 Oc cut only, per square