The Seattle Star Newspaper, September 20, 1911, Page 4

THE SEATTLE STAR Phones: Private Rxchange Main 9400 and Independent 441 ~_ Member Frees, Published dally by The Siar Publishing Co. pontoftice ms te [Prepare for Party Whip | When one comes to consider the attitude of that man John D. Works, alleged progressive senator from California, it is well to have handy a wash basin, a towel and a supply of first-aid remedies for “that tired feel- He prefers La Follette as the leading true progress- ive and pronounces Taft to be an unadulterated re- actionary. However, he says—and if they ever tack a patronymic on Works it should be “However John” — it is our duty to support Taft and thus “reform the re- ayy SENTLE SNOOTE i from within.” sleep te thie. park Peper! The party! The party! Isn’t there a}. Con's Nel Lie een te public man of any size at all who realizes that the people could sleep if youse fellers wouldn't are not caring a continental for “the party”? What the an” lemme finish mem people are considering, in these times, is not empty par-|“CS" tisanism but empty market baskets. It is men and principles rather than party leashes that are leading the people now as not in many years past. Ohio, Taft own state, only needs courageous leaders to throw him overboard as a Jonah to the party and a traitor to genu- ine popular interests. — : Party? Why, confound Works’ awe we've j with a demonstration of the pea- snore — A republican president calls ta- gether a democratic house to put through a measure Reform pg from oo ag like the Gar- field-Blaine-Conkling Spe Gahoon reform, ‘which resulted im Grover Cleveland. se Bah! the time for fence-riding is up. That rank re- actionary, that insulter of progressives and arch foe of DEDUCTION “There are 14,000 oysters of full sine In a ton.” part of & ton.” , sincerity and principle in progressive repub- licans, theirs will be the first hands to unhorse him. corporation lawyers. He, in ignorance or wilful deceit, upheld Ballinger until it was a national shame. He itted, in the Guggenheim interest, the firing or cution of tried, loyal servants of the people. He found soft jobs for the conspicuously vile and defeated) and repudiated congressmen. He sent emissaries to} beat La Follette and other progressives in their home, campaigns. He insulted and defeated the people of a | whole commonwealth, in behalf of « debased and dis- | -——————__-_ | eredited judiciary. He endorsed the Aldrich-Payne in-)““"*" “pins '* ben famy in toto, condemned it in pieces, and then defeat-|! Jock mo out in old aypare! ed any relief from it. He has made war on all things, |(.iSuj0, hor well the world Is all persons, progressive, and been the hope, shield and). ade; deliverer of the interests that collect 40 or more per cent) \"! “fay pit thate and (hovghis on the people’s necessities. Four years ago hej! do not get much working done. , to revise the trusts’ cinch on all of us downward. | ice gummer comes it tx my whim and he alone, defeated congress’ efforts to reduce To fiah, to boat. to dre 0 wt the high cost of living. Ané,on the "8 ieing To watch the summer And he’s coming into the west to ask another four deintns (fa i¢ ‘ — and birdies classes, to brag about his sparking of Can-| to puff up over his eading of war with England and |New sutema's on the tapts, 1 F France, and to make little 2x4 progressives cringe under ny, If progressives of the Works breed see nothing in view but fence-ridinz, we hope that the fence will break down with them and that the broken ends will be full of | geod , sharp slivers. The thas duty of honest progressives who still love the republican party is to repudiate Taft. There's only ome way for them to reform the party from within and that’s to throw Taft out of it. Be F A Terrible Oream. Hor face is drawn, ber eyes are d haggard and sunken and her expres ; Observations Derartgee Ufa tines on cis votes j of nervous prostration. “What in the world is wrong band piay a tune—after he’s hanged. Here’s one man with a nusteal saw anyone look 0 terribly.” ae ar DO WE understand that Roulah Binford is going to begin hor stage) mehtm tigen Spe n= career at Washington, with the senate adjourned? = o 0 @ A JAPANESE soldier gets 2 training that keeps him as nimble ax) . <& Circus #orobat. Nothing is cverlooked which is calculated to make|C@Mnot rid 3 gd gs effects. I Him a physically perfect fighting machine. No kid-gloved, highbrow, |@reamed | was ¢ upon ~~ ‘brass-button-addition-to-coctety sort of army for Nippoa. jpeetedty to plan a dinner for Dr. ° Ps oe Wiley, Dr. Woods Hutchinson and ORGANIZATION forming in New York to boom exGov. Hughes for| Upton Sinelair.”—Lite, the presidency, eh? Well, that organization wilt be useful to show how ropye : "s United Stat His Awfut Anguish. cer teow % a He became pert af Ralts United Sates Sr) a. nad refused him, but, ab! her + 8 6 heart waa filled with pity. Poor fel THE ant doesn’t sleep at all. And if the Pacific coast flea does,|low! How he must be suffering! We haven't beew able to catch him at it In the evening she sought her fa a 8" @ ther. CHINESE are after us! Gia Neng, Gong Ying and Soo Sing bave| “Father,” she said, “have you an express company at Frisco. jseen Samuel today?” ° o o “Yes, dear. I left him only an “TODAY we are free!” shouts Mrs. W. Force Scott, from New York,| hour ago.” who is trying to teach Western states not to be suffragistic. She's; “How is he?” Bot alluding to her absence from her home and fireside. “Well, he looked a.4rifle worried.” ce ea ad “Oh, poor, poor Samt” cried she who had been heartless, “He pro- (SARL A CETL TE ij great grief haunts mo. Oh, father, HI fear he is ribroken. I picture jhim with a bleeding soul, tossing evered couch”— interrupted her father. “He about it himself while I was him at billiards down at the London Answers. aid the neigh to go fishing, but his mama refused fromRoyal Crape Cream of Tartar and went to Fall creek, where he who was surprised to see Johnny bor, “Been fishin “W-w-why, I haven't been home Absolutely Pure Would Catch It Later. The 1 B H P di d An Indianapolis lad of 8 wished y ak ng ow jer mai je ito permit him to go near the water, Johnny, neverthetess, slipped out NO ALUM, NO LIME PHOSPHATE fished for an hour or more. On his jway back home he met a neighbor, carrying @ fishpole. “Hello, Johw “Yes, sir,” Johnny answered, “What did you cateh?” yet.”—-Indianapolis ws. Too Bad. “Does your husband turn his sal- ary over to you?” o#," she sadly replied. n why are you so down. CZ | hearted ?" Webs bere gt satisfying manner “Oh, it doesn't do any good, He ~ = stil Ale bach allina thy | pose riers “Then « boarding house stew! iviem, Bill Taft, is in the saddle. If there are} must bp» one-fourtoon-thousandth | lones?” | Fort Way jposed to me this morning, father, | ond I refused him. But now hia} often makes a few dollars extra} THE STAR—WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 20, 1911. LOGICAL “What! You here again money for a night's lodgin’? when you butted in. Everybody |1 just gave you money for that put at night,” gotter sleep more’n wunet.” BEFORE THE COOLNESS “Aw! I wae a flossy guy 1 uster smoke quarter cigars. “Wet wus de matter sports too stingy to Crow a THE NATURE LOVER ERTON BRALEY And prosency with L sball be off upon Pall ie so full of glo: tion But what with skates and sleighs and such My time is occupied so much That though with vigor (ve beaud scent I do not get much working dono, ‘ ; ‘ Igo, ‘when the season's length f« run (In brief, tn all the “world abot” years of his brand of impotency and subserviency to the pestis foumdanomregelr en ig) ab: orld about” So many voices call me out, { In winter, summer, spring and faff, I cannot get to work at all; ‘an hear the wild geese call and Were I in jail and not #0 free y 1 might be working now, maybe! He Got Off “Li “We m bright sid it “Hi Husk, you know, at a side show. purse like that.” “You, thats right.’ said Husk, |"but I come out better’n some folks | did. Why, Maria, the old banker's ward in the piece, beautiful Thais, had all her jools swiped, and the banker's wife throwed vitriol in | his face during the same act I had my wallet stolen, "Indianapolis Star. Lang Saw It First. “T met Andrew Lang in London,” said # literary agent of Chicago. “ mot his at a lunebeon at the Chow . He was very hard on |modera authors. “I spoke to Lang of Winston George Moore, Hali Caine and other famous velista, but he jnst pished and hire © Churehill, Marie Corellt, wed, tie “Oh, yes, said he; ‘I read | 40 years ago in Dumas.” change. PECULIAR AND PERTINENT To dream of clear water is good, but muddy water is a sign trouble, Hatshepsu, Bayptian queen, in| 1586 H. C. assumed malo attire and the style and title of king. Salie law, by which females were | excluded from inheriting the crown of France, was instituted by Phart mond in 424, Two ladies, contending for pre cedence at the court of Charles V appealed to the monarch, who 4d cided that the elder should go first Disputes of that character never og curred thereafter. Says Queen Mary, “4 think it's a fright, These gowns are so awfully tight, When at court, ladies bow Therote a terrible row— A rip, then a split, what a plight! I'The Brigand of the Mask Isn’t in It Wit the Seattle Barber; There’s a Good F Some of the Shave Artists Have as Much as $17,500 In- vested in Their Fixtures and Pay as High as $16 a Day Rent—They Have to Make it *Up Somehow, Don't They? The brigand of woars © big, furay felt hat, and who holds you up from. behind a scarlet thask and @ brace of 44 guns in an infant io the game compared to tal suggestion machinery to the barber is the fact that if he is not be up in it he travels frequently and|* Here ts a new stunt the’ fe far, Barbering bi to the sclence of clerks who simply sell what some | body comes and asks for succeeds ooh in starving to death fairly well|* & Gaby de Lys. Finety, usually, The barber ie ina Poaition | * face i steamed in hop to place his knee on a customer's | * for four or five minutedy Calabria, who chest, draw a razor across bis! * cooled off with palmolivn throat and volunteer every luxury|# suds. ‘Then dried, Thee, on the shop lint, The chances are|# “ironed” out with an that the customer would secept,|# massage roller. but this method is not generally|# with red rose paste, endorsed among barbers of high|® steamed in hot WATER standing. They take the stand that|® dried. Powdered to it is more barbarous than barbering |# Cont, fifty cents and borders on the crude, It is|*® unethical, The approved insinuate Into the custome: | WITH THE HoBots aftor it has been neatly fallowed, diPete, dere's a farmer up de road the surpassing idea of how soul as dat says he'll give you $2 for a satisfying the full contents of the Why, }dag’s work!” barber bill of fare really ta, regard-| ) a {} uf What's de use of temptin’ me loss of cont. The next logical step { when you know I ain't got de time, is aasent to the —— casual in “| know tt, mum; but a fellerts} Yeu ortor understand dat out o” quiries, all of which nets some-| py P| practice like Iam, it ‘ud take me at | | ¥ ‘east six weeks to do a day's work.” | what more than a cent to the bar ber. He works on commission as well as salary, AnoTHER, VICTIM #T Hig mency. / certain Seattle barbers. |next time you wander into a ton |norial parlor with the idea that} You are about to spend 15 cents for | If you are a buman being | and not invulnearble to the pedal salve that the feller ‘in you, you'll spend anywhere from |ahave costs but 15 cents, to be aure, | but think of the hair trim (25¢),/ the Kau de Cologne (10¢), the singe (26c), and lastly, the de Lys, which costs as bigh as four bite in some shops. The manicure xirt anywhere (rom 50 cents to $1 from you if your hands need any atten tion at all (which they probably will, the little blonde will tefl you) nnd #0 08 and #o on, ad lib. ‘The barber lends « merry life, as lis evidenced by the fact that some) barber shops in this seven or eight regular shave artists, {wo manicure girls, « © boot) black or two and a Japanese por- On top of this they pay an high as $16 a day rent for their HIG POINT OF VIEW “1 was readin’ de odder day dat at de age of 70 a man hax consumed 95 tons of food.” Dat would be « grand life's work to point to.” The importance of all this ng > Sil PRESB RE®e # THE GARY Oetys been reduced|* attle barbers (in the elite @ ing goods. The) * shops) are putting serong, * After 4 shave you must have ; ‘thet stole t htt ter kernag mind, oe | ., BALLARD ¥ (Pia aC hg pm A:ZJDVERTISERS | sexu |The New Store ou Patterns = | The Place to Save Money | = Comets SHOES Children’s Shoes, worth to $2.00, special .. Ladies’ Heavy Calf Shoes, special ...... MILLINERY New Fall Millinery now on display, and at prices one-half asked for elsewhere Europe act patri- otic as thunder till they git Highly Qualified. Secretary of Foreign Missions Winter's the time for toll and ae (plied petra need yi missionary Iaber? ~Well, I'm fond of tray. land I can't afford to pay my own fun 1 do pot get much working done. qualifications for shope and hay: NEW BLOCKS for Feit Hate flow in, We dye, clean, block, femake and trim ail kinds of fate, MODEL MILLINERY O97 PROPLES BANK BLOG. other fittings Do you wonder now, dear friend, that you pay from 66 cents to $2 |when you stroll Into only the very best and latest vocal and instrumental s igning 16 cents for th They Cost You Less Than 15c a Day Ladies’ Coats. and Suits $15 And up to $30. shades, including the most fashionable always look on the said Mayor Grice of . dixcussing a party sat back. “We must al! take a lesson "from Hiram Husk, {MAN to be hanged at Enid, Okia., Oct. 2nd, asics that an Oklahoma} | Wit ie oi ed “t never, gg | Com temperament that’s got sense in ft. “It ts all because of an awfal | pick a; * island and had his pocket should think,’ his wife sneer fferer, “It simply shat- ed, om his return home, ‘that you'd | cves, and akthough 1) have a party poor opinion of Conay know {t was merely a dream, still [|island arter bein’ robbed of your Bring any idea you may have of your Suit or Coat to us and we can match it to your satisfaction and you can pay $1.00 A WEEK while wearing the garments you buy here, Trust the People.” Open Saturdays Until 10 P. M. Tacoma Store, 1125 “C” St., South of 11th, $18.50 last I got so angry that I ga astic laugh and said to him: But, perhaps, Mr. Lang, you |haven’t read any of our m nodern fic- 1119 THIRD AVE. Near Seneca OHIO DENTISTS HAVE MOVED and University — Entrance these opportunities do not come every week, month, or evé@a 207 University, it ean, We Use Nothing But the Best Material PAINLESS EXTRACTION FREE ALL WORK GUARANTEED FOR i2 YEARS 1p $10 Teeth $8 REX HAIRDRESSING PARLORS TRY OUR MANICURIN Tre: $1.00, Satisfaction t Exp. Howe Cor. Ballard and Twenty-Secon. Ave. | bia Records for September for you. All three lists contain exceptionally choice coll tions. BALLARD MUSIC HOUSE 5411 Twentieth Ave. N. W. Near Market @& BALLARD 1277 3 OPEN EVERY EVENING UNTIL 9:30 ee 50c Box Best Elberta Peache THE LAST CHANCE THIS SEASON, F. H. FAIRBANKS’ GROCERY STORES TWENTIETH AND MARKET Phone Ballard 98. 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