The Seattle Star Newspaper, September 18, 1911, Page 4

E SEATTL je Rxchange Mata 9400 od Prean Pubtiched TH again seriously studying their market Folks down east baskets, for winter is as to whether they shall keep warm and g are n, when it is a problem with many hungry or freeze and eat things They find, first thing, that sugar costs more than in 20 years past and coffee has advanced 20 per cent. Oh, well! a fellow ean drink water at breakiast Next, potatoes are $1 short in the United States, potatoes will likely advance meals depend on potatoes and no satisiactory © $1.60 per bushel and the crop is and Germatiy, so thet ood many « Great Britain This is serious, for a seems ubstitut available Feed crops are short and beef is rising well as, bean makes Cannet it positively a and tomatoes are rising, and pork man blush to think what pork is trying to do. But there me sunshine, Flour and rice pr low fig ¢ eg poultry are in doubt ing on torag sof whom may formed by the jail sentences ¢ ral weeks We are cheerfully infor “on the whole, the man w vide for his family without of them can provide city wate de resistance, and rice pudd vise to be at much depend n re ) S$ anc men have be m seve New York dispatch that y means will be able to pro Sure thing, mil form as the piece It’s going to be easy neans to keep his se enough for the slender maa with slender family fat without fatally straining himselt le, the t t on maki 40 to 9 Taft's tariff while we wait for Mr Meanwh w per cent “reasonable board to report Let's start a boycott on meat and sugar anc a and poultry and canned stuff ofit coffee and potatoes and butter and ¢ Schedule K has given Taft godspeed on his western trip with the advice, “Aim low, Bill, and keep your vetoer dry!” } " the Strange and wonderful things happen in bodks—even in the best regulated of ‘er In “Nicholas Nickle! fortunate boys was thawing ot ged in WEEDIN THE . dite mere mental mon f f literary break, F for instance, one of Squeers’ un ta frozen pump while another GARDEN rel carclessnes are com ywever, is the things of the t com mon. A more ¢ break arising fr physical world mon of all. Indeed the moon inte The latest gent, indeed, French Academy, if you a recent book of his “We watched the metals were entering they assumed a uniform in a sky of pale, and, as crescent moon appeared.” Mon Dieu !—which is to say G Ray saw-what nobody else ever sa they have a whole flock in the EAST at SUNSE the the id voulc n-break” is the mos that authors never look at Of thes eet igentl from a very distinguished Donnay, a member of rned author writes in break comes X moon Monsieur It seemed as if, in the west, ito fusion, then cooling rapidly until wrange tint, while on the opposite side, out blue, a slender n etting st it were at Spoonycats !—~M Don ven in Saturn “ENT moon RoE OE SE TERE | Direct Primaries Win | Well, Maine has gone wet for a day and has then gone dry again—with a minority so Jarge that 300 more would make it a majority. Which of opinion in the Pine But there’s one question, voted upon in this election, upon which there is little difference of opinion, a question of quite as much importance to the people of M the liquor question itself, yet one that has received s di tches because of the excitement of This is the question “ARE YOU ACT?” iis This was the vote: YES, 55,840; NO, 17,751. And so, though the liquor question was indecisive leaving nobody much to crow about, the tion was decisive enough as fo the primary election question——leaving most ev erybody some thing vital to crow aboat would seem to indicate that there is a vast difference Tree State as to the liquor question ¢ as ition in att liquor he question IN FAVOR OF DIRECT => a Observations he government has spent $49,000,000 to prevent pests on crops and trees. How typhoid fever, reventable IN TEN years g 7 @seases in cattle, hogs, chickens, much haa it spent to protect people from tuberculosis. @iphtheria, measles, scarlet fever and a few dozen other p diseases” 00000 1F YOU'VE got four children and want to teach school, they want you up in Shoshone county, Idaho. There's only one kid there now. law calls for five, and if they don't get the extra four soon, the Mistrict will be wiped out. oo 0 SPOKANE’S latest stunt is to make parks within ten of every home in the city. Pretty good ¢ mple, eh? ° 000 TOM ZIMMERMAN of Kansas City, who divorces his wife because ghe’s “politics crazy,” has incubated some chickens that'll be apt to come home to roost on some of us married fellers 00000 FAREWELL to the whale! They're killing 800 a day in Alaskan waters. Mountains of life destroyed for a few bones and a little oil. 00000 THIRTY flesures belching fire and lava on Mount Etna—or thirty éxeursion agents belching advertising to make winter season in Italy This annual racket about Etna, just as we're about to spend the season abroad, begins to sound like a sea-serpent °° pinute walks In the Editor’s Mail You are doing a,tion it is being so managed. Get * Seattle miner in the United States to great and good work in the Way of ev educating the masses up to see|see that under a fair system that they have unconsciously been | & man gets even one-half the allowing the exploiters to grind|product of his own labor, he can them down to slavery, and now,| with less labor get four times the when they begin to realize their) W hondage and protest they are being| Keep up the good work deceived and misled by all manner |darkest hour is just before dawn. of cunningly ised articles that ho children will yet see the light. éan be produced by the great in L. ©. READ, sts who have sold their birth 4111 California ay, tt to Mammon. Now, so many honest, well meaning people really believe that the government cannot e and operate public utilities well as corporations. People Nike to be called educated can wee that they acquired their in ual standing through the fact the government controlled and operated our school and postoffice systems. If those had always been held by exploiters, how few of us 6 Siagiing atbaiss Thanking you in advance and wish: Articles like this about the coal ing you the success in the fight mine at Williston, N. D., should be| that is sure to crown your efforts, enlarged and reproduced until|I am, Sr Star reader got it as a fact. The Fresno, Cal., Sept. 14, "11 Seattle Star, Seattle, Wash. ntlemen: P place the Fresno Labor News upon your sub- scription Het for 3 months upon re- ceipt of this and mail bill and the amount will be forthcoming. We desire to keep in close touch rela- tive to your noble fight for “Free Speech and Free Press” which, of course, is of vital importance to every publication in America Yours very truly, us why and at whose sugges P, LAMOREUX. where} | PRIMARIES | where | THE REAL OBJECTION, anit?” No. He doesn't mind your suit, but he don't like you.” my tm ‘ir “It won't hurt you you never were more than baked, anyway.” getting awfully burned, Mother said half. Good movie an’s Home Companion.) This sage advice comes just in time To save me from a nasty pickle 1 was upon the verge of crime. Ready to fuss with my nickel Away with idle fume and fret And vain contention over taoney; Jingle no coin in discord; let The pocket-pelf grow glad and sunny This will appeal to most of ae Sufficient to get ws arrest So let commercial clamors cease And calm invest your pocket A nickel will not break the peace O treat it gently, soothe and pat Its cares away, and do not hector And it will grow serene and fat In time to greet the tas collector. AS THE OLD SALT STRETCHED OUT IM THE CELLAR, TURNED WIS EVES To THE NORTHEAST, | | We saio,"cuess tL. Jump | | IN MY CATBOAT AND GO OUT AMD WATCH THE DOGHSH, IP THAT IS AN OLD OWE IS A CANOE f A new gas meter automatically prints a bill for the amount of gas used. A meter like that is smart enough to work day and night for the gas company WHAT A NAME! Antone Caskovwhiski, the gardener at Electric park, t the Leader company an other magnificent spe skill — a bouquet. Leader. | uu Claire Hore is a bit of sage advice To guide beginners’ “|To reach Suc } To go by Em | « | The best way to repent is not to \do it again. Frank Damrosch says most of our musical teachers are tncompe. tent. The w of it is this hurts us more than {t hurts them “You say your father objects to (Never Fuss Over Money"—Wom | empty | Uniess persistently you knock {t.| nen of bis) THE STAR—MONDA THERE WERE OTHERS “You have learned to swim re lmarkably quick under my tnatruc tien,” | “Yeu, indeed! And would you be. eve it, it takes me several times a» lowg to learn when Charlie Rich. aamud teaches me?" CHILLY | “The water seems awfully cold! today.” | “A couple of Boston girls just took s plunge ahead of us.” ' | | Tempe I T've got an awful weight upon my I sometimes gaze abstractediy in’ The murky little details, all my Hy When Now, tempermental folks should There's lots o° tellers in the Wert ‘OUTBURSTS OF IN A WKITIONA LIKE |} OUGHT TO BE OD | | | } Who bold, regarding temper'ment, Ah, wouldn't it be glorious, and wouldn't it be grand. if such folks lived in some fardistant temper'mental land? But life ty strange and Mfe ts queer; I'm glad the good gods sent To me & patare that apprecigtgegmy temperment! SEPTEMBER DOWN FOR SUNDAY “Are you sure there are no lob * in there, Jessie?’ “THEY’RE STANDSTILLERS, NOT STAND. PATTERS,”’ SAYS FIGHTING VICTOR MURDOCK Hullt on the plans of a football tackle, Victor Murdock, he of the tousied auburn hair in congress, robust, vigorous and alert, plunges into the fight with every ounce of his 260 pounds. Like the gridiron hero, he takes no account of odds; defeat staring at him means only ded energy in the battle, To him Cannon and Aldrich and their ilk are not even “standpatters.” “They are standstiliers, of them. Murdock ia in Beattie today, To morrow night be speaks at the university auditorium, The Kanw statesman will tell you he accident to polities, However that may be, the first Impression you get of him ts that he In too brim ful of fun and good nature to make an astute politician, His blue eyes twinkle merrily, His mouth shows humor, and his bright mop of hatr, and bis face still showing the marke of boyhood freckles, only ac- contuate the humor indelibly writ ¢ last one left om the 10:20 ten in his eyes and in the purse of train and won't be back until late Saturday.” WRONG SIDE UP “I thought you said the water was only up to our ankles,” “That's if you stand on your bead. r’ment heart that IT can’t move, And I have funny spells that folke distinctly disapprove. fo the reaime of space, A horrid sort 0° blank look overspreads my youthful face. Somehow 1 do not give a cuss about my daily job fondest fancies rob; js aweet Tecompense to one of my intent, mo dear friend remarka that | have lots of tempor'ment 1 Blways go about in pairs, It sorter makes it easier to ‘tend t their affairs ind lots o° women, too, is very point of view. EVERETT TRUE ANY MAN WHO WILL PARADE AROUWD THAT OUGHT To-— enoven TO GO To WORK PRETTY SOOW / GUESS !! “te there any- thing half as meaningless as a grand street pa radet” One way to prevent hunting trag- edies would be to pass a law com- pelling birds to disguise themselves as men, A bankrupt heart is worse than a bankrupt pocketbook. EA HUNDRED Foun: —fundred point men NA TAN WILSON BLDG 1526-2no AVE. SEATTLE. has helped thousands te bigher ~inl East 414. Cedar 414, Instead of M heve ave a plenty of the other tind te crying need of the times is for LUT US HELP YOULL Bekins Cut rates Kast on freight enable customers to save their furniture AN: stations MADISON At 12th sacriNcing it, + WHERE? Paris modistes say that the cor get will soon be entirely done away with Nevertheless, we venture to pro- dict that it will squeeze In some place AVERY & HART. CLASS DISMISSED! Someone asks harem bathing suit on a tall girl a problem in long division?” “Hardly.” “A vulgar fraction,” we should pay. MIKE BEWARD & WILL WES- TON. LOOK LIVELY! “That girl is all the world to me. What would you advise me to do? ee more of the world, old ¢ WILL BRENNAN, POOR OLD DAD! “I understand your father met violent death. How did it come bout?” ) “Well, you see, he was at a mus- eal show one night and one of the sifls in the chorus ripped her tights. The manager stepped to the footlights and asked if anyone: in the audience had a pin? “Poor father was killed in the rush.” ALDER & ALDER. LONG ON LIFE Mrs. Murphy's husband was ex. tremely ill, and she consulted a doctor “T'm gravel by inch . “Well,” she said, with an air of hopeful resignation, “wan good thing is, me poor man is six foot tree in his stockings, so he'll last some time yet.” FRANK FOGARTY, orry, madam," he said, it your husband is dying his lps. | “Bveryone in Wichita knows 1 am ® poor hand at mathematics, id congress in one of b Thats why he couldn't understand the method of calcula tion adopted in paying the rnil- roads for carrying the mails, Mur- dock couldn't understand why the! total weight of mail for a week of seven days was divided by six to wet the daily average, and to the lous of $5,000,000 yearly by the government Bo that, from bis very advent in 1908, Murdock He was fre- uently the only republican to vote against the dictates of the ( imachine, and when at last the im eurgent forces were sufficiently iKmented on that memorable day, ch 19, 1910, to change the house rules so as to eliminate the speaker from the rules committee, Murdock stood by the guns and was one of the nine who also voted to oust Cannon from the speaker- Ap. 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