The Seattle Star Newspaper, September 12, 1911, Page 4

HE SEATTLE Private Bx Main 8400 and Ind of United Press. Published daity by Wash. pos month wp wo wy monthe chy, 30 conte Bp Heard us printer fellows cheer, editorially, a while ago about free pulp for print paper under Canadian reciprocity, didn’t vou? Well, we're vd we cheered then, for we begin ning to fect in a class with the gentleman from [reland who had his ‘augh rot over into the lot and tried to rub the bull's nose ady le nd near Ottawa and along the St Maurice river ing taken up by American papet hee involving some 30 milhon fnterests, one proposition { paper trust dollars. will be p! t the » figure out whether we us at long range than time when a monopoly doesn’t care when it has some other sort of a cinch on the consumer, news of those millions ready to begin business in reciproc al Canada raises the horrible suspicion that we're going to be “it: ing or coming. Still, we're glad we cheered that time. It fad been years and years since we'd had a chance to even peep Over the paper situation WALL STREET JOURNAL'S BOOMING TAFT. yess that the same ¢ its coign of vantage are trying to] we ce We Ufeel w mfortable when they “f we did under the short haul. There ts a much for tariff walls, It is and the that will tell the reason why, at the never-changing He: “I certainly en- . You know, I think it does Is there any ratiocination ond of cach vacation, comes this Joyed myself; the y oO stran, ene good to have a thorough change John dwells amid bucolic joys until arch, the solitude, the quiet pastures e -bag and visits city kin, to see the glitter of Broad the gilded ts of sin; to hear the racket and the nolae, to watch the busy | gtrife: for two glad weeks to be a part of what the books call Life! | © They take him to the Country club, where no one 1s around; they eateh | the next excursion boat and haut bim up the sound; they drag him ‘the suburbs, and, for a real lark, they strand him at a plenic fm the verdant, grassy park, And, of the gay metswpolis, when the home-bound whistle blows, the depot and the switch-yards are the only things be knows! Jim stifles in the city he loathes the soene—the rustic green; and sg he grabs his car in the teeming marts of trade, and pine fer soothing silence ‘neath’ the elm tree's cooling shade! Ani so hi ‘Ratty suit case for an outing does he pack, and counts his cares be-| ind bim as the Pullman pounds the track, His “folks” are there to Meet him, with happy faces brown; they selzes him and they squeese Bhim, thea yank him o'er the town. There's new postoffice building. THE STAR—TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 12, 191 KOONVILLE KINKS Q $0 MUCH A KNOT “Who is the best man usually at a wedding?” The preacher. He gota the prof it and takes no risk.” SURE THING some fats all in a row; the bank has been repainted, there's a picture show; there are stockyards at the edge of town, @ factory near. “Indeed, James, youl! be rt at home-—-you ret here!” He doesn't glimpse a wood field, a brook, ‘tree, a bird, excepting through the window as his train speeds city ‘And yet, each wretch returning, with mendacity sublime, declares beaming countenance 1 bad splendid time!” BEER EERE EE ESSERE EEE RHEE EE EE TRY THIS ON YOUR BARBER “What. was the best job you ever did?” inquired the first . “I once shaved a man,” replied the second. “Then I per him to have a hair-cut, singe, shampoo, face massage, sea foam, electric buzz, tar spray and finally tonte rub.” ‘What then? “By that time he needed another shave.”~-London Answers seeeeeeeeae REAR A RRR AERERERAR ER A EEE “The Black Hand society wrote a man a letter demanding that he $1,000 in a burre! on the corner of X and % streots at 9 o'clock on night, or they would blow up the beautiful home of his wife's winstead of the money, the rian pat a note in the barrel: “Nothing the money line, but the proposition you suggests interests me ‘Sourpai. Observations LOS ANGELES wan, arrested for, O. Hill, evidently doesn't believe 16 conduet, got off by show-| advertising, ing that he'd swallowed his cigar. 000 “Ho was disorderly all right, but it} DENVER'S to try handsome. mag. a Los | Ange eh they/netie “flirt cop Her blamed ugly men can ‘ly go on the he had been sufficiently pun-| 3 having some streets alone withow ooo woman look at them. CO TRUST has resumed ooo : t of its regular ‘dividends.| FIRST number of London Tim F Ms decekholders are “reasonably” |appeared when Napoleon was delighted. young officer. ooo |it plenty of red hot news items. SEPT. 15th you'll be able to see | ooo ‘comet with your eye en| EOWARD FOY, blind and deaf, is |preparing himeelf to represent © 0 9 | North Carolina in the U. 8. senate, WORCESTER GAZETTE shouts but we've got all we need of that that Taft made a reputation during | kind there now. He soon furnished | “You must testify only to what you know; no hearsay evidence: “Yes, sir.” “What is your age T've only hearsay that point.” ANYTHING a wonder, evidence on Woman, as a tal dear Clarice; For the history of the ages tells us wonders never cease. London has 48 paupers for each 1,000 residents. coming back Into wm with Bangs are style and a woman needs the newfangled hats Do you remember when you were | |a kid how good it seemed to get back to school the first day and nee your mates and size up the newcomers? | The German army ts testing light) aray uniform which are invisibie under the searchlight Wives, Attention! Put a time clock in your home and make hubby ring up when he goes away and when he returns, | Prob’bly Gotch'll go abroad now But our hat is off to the wrest ling promoter. He is the lad who packs away most of the money. W. H. F. Parry of Gary, Ind, was jseverely bitten by an oyster. Meb- be it was crossed with a dogfish. the extra session. Sure! and he's 00°90 @oming out West to explain it LADIES and gents, the next fad oo 0° coming in fashions is the “ankle THAT N. Y. confectioner, who got | high” skirt. And some of ‘em are is name changed from O. Hell to/all ankles. if You Want Hair Get | Swissco Have your bills collected. West ern Collection Co,, 483 N. Y. Block Main 6169. PINNING LAL GUTTERS ws depends upon These Hines will be dl ou won't have another ehance @wissco Grows Hair, Stops Dan- Gruff and Restores Gray or Faded Hair to its Natural Color. 12-grade Bishop Saw a56 ‘Ie Rip Saw Rip Saw Bishop 7 2 * 50 24-inch mrade Rip Haw 7 S 2s-ineh’ Baw ice of Hiawatha, said by Spinning’ 's Bargain Store 5-17 Fourth Avenue. stands. peadudes colon Quickly hex amazod ¢ weed We wilt prove it 10¢ in sliver or s2—A NEW HAT—#5 New Models, #2 to 85 The Very Latest ‘The Very Bewt See Them Before tie. j You Buy. Owl Drug Co.’s Stores. | monet /MILLINERY -AJUNDAED PONE MAN ere ary a plenty of the other Hind he eying reed of the times ts for —fundred point men isi ous WILSON BLDG 1526-2nv AVE. SEATTLE. has helped thousands to higher stations are Life LET US HELP YOU__| Bekins “ Services represent the very best in every department. We invite comparison of moving equipment, warehouse, etc., and our rates with others. Bast 414. MADISON Cedar 414. ) | | | ‘oor Jones has lost his wife.” “Yes; I suppose that is why he is down here. Looking for another GEORGE O, BAKER. HIS IDEA Do you think amert?” Well, L aaw one today that ought to-make a good bookkeeper h WONDERFUL WILL “In your great will power?” I should way #0 ten millions to will.” ite oy SEATING HIMSELF ON A Tomm STONE, HE SAID.) HEARO ROBERT MANTELE THIS de® WELEM WARE SHALL LILLIAN, RUSSELL WER BEAUTY PILLS] LAST STAGES. SURE Nou GET tr, Made Her Tired. The young man who bad traveled And there I stood with the began abyss yawning at my feet.” Was it yawning before you got there, or did it begin to after you! asked the young woman arrtved who h or been away, and th the young man found that he hi lost time to catch the last car Puck SAYS: oo er end o° it.” Hence. | “Senator, why don’t you unpack your trunk? You'll be in Washing ton for six years.” “| don't know about that. Jordan, Conn., fisherman. He was ninety his ears. FUTUREGRAPHS monkeys are very aged uncle a man of ye Why, he's got 4) board he Mise “When he ex- amines his tail, a monkey probably wonders what th’! that Grew at th’ oth. My the recall.”—Washington The death of Courtland Clark of removed a famous years old, never smoked nor drank, wore bis hair in curls and had rings in OF couRsE “Pactit are invisible.” “Right you are, At least those in kianen are wf out of sight.” ill + SHE'D BE ILL ‘What t ‘to purchase Don’t know, ma‘am.” “Well, now, if your papa gave fr mamma $50 to buy a new hat and dress what would she do? ny me after the doctor, ma'am,” | The captain of a certain pleasure | steamer relates an amusing yarn of ove of his firemen, who was not giv en to wasting words. On a sultry afterpoon the man had hopped up on deck for a breath of air, when he was buttonholed by jan Inquisitive old lady, and the sub ae t conversation was carried on in this fashion Old Lady—Are you the fireman, my man? | He nods. | “Aren't you afraid of an accident lieaving your botlers to look after themselves?” No.” | “But T—t thought there was grave danger. If the botlers overheated what would they do Hast! Yea; but—but what would you What would we all do? And for the reat of the voyage the old lady was as silent as the fire man. | Whack, whack, whack! Tommy | was undergoing a painful punish: |ment at the hands of his loving mother for eating the jam “Tommy,” she said seriously when she was forced to pause, “this me far more than it does you And when Tommy was alone with |his brother he produced a square had concealed and thoughtfully murmured 1 thought all along that bit of wood wouldn't do her hand any | sood!” Peter L. Harris, the grain expert was condemning the reciprocity idea he United States promoters of Canadian reetyrocity expect too much of it,” he sald. “They expect to gain practieally everything and to give practically nothing. Well, they'll get leftt—Itke Hi Billings. Hi went to a horse sale one day and bought a horse for $18. When he got the horse home he offered it a bucket of water, but it wouldn't drink, After that he gave it a feed of corn, but it wouldn't touch that either. ‘By gosh, he said, ‘you're the very horse for me if you'll only work.”——Washington Star Another One, “Backward, turn backward, O time, in your flight!” wrote the poot “Sul,” he reflected, grewsomely “some siant-headed politician or wild-eyed reformer will get the credit of having originated the re- eall!"~Chicago Tribune, Ready for It. |] “Young man, have you made any || preparations for the rainy day?” “Oh, yes,” replied the son of the prominent millionaire, “In addi- tion to my roadster I have a cork- ing good limousine that will easily hold six girls."—-Chicago Record- Herald, The Sport of Money Kings. In the financial game today Vast sums to various owners skip. A million dollars ts, they say, Enough to buy just one white chip. -Washington Star. |A Delicate Rose-Tint | Given to Complexion (From What to Wear.) “Olly, shiny skins,” says Marguer- ite DeVale, “can be given a delicate rose-tint and delightful clearness if powders and greasy creams are avoided and a simple, inexpensive lotion used made by dissolving a small original package of mayatone in eight ounces of witch hazel. "This lotion, applied to the face, neck and arms freely every day, quickly purifies the skin and gives to ita rich, velvety softness, and Its continued use lends a charm and elegance to any sallow or unnatural complexion. “Another advantage in using the mayatone lotion 1s that it is grease- loss and will not grow hairs, while it prot from _ehangeable or Guards against freckles and n tan,” Advt. VWHEN THE DOG FREEZES TO A POINT AND THE GUN C OMES TO SHOULDER.” BY C. L, GILMAN, | Hunter and Gun Expert Those who have known that tonne moment when the dog freezes to a point, and the gu If you get Jato a mixup that i# bad, If your name ts tossed and bandied all about, If you've gone and played the fool in manner sad, } If you've bit an awful pace and gone the route bbed a lot of other people's pel, And the prosecutor puts you on the grid, H Don't you go and take the blame upon yourself, If you've « Take my cue, man, Blame a woman, If you've robbed your trusting partner of his cash, If you've taken from the widow all her mite, If of everything you've dgne you've made a hash, If you've drunk, caroused and gambled day and night meaning of the vert] “""""T?F"the prison walls are looming in your eyes, Weep a little and declare your woes amid, That the devil came to you in Take my cue, man, Blame a woman, Though a woman may have Keep HER portion of the work and worry hid Take the praise, the fame, the 1 wave said it, “Take the credit,” shoulder, #0 long as they live the steals to. the| call them each early autumn er, you have kept the narrow path, ve caught success and put her in a cage, vever felt the law in all its wrath, re quite the little wonder of the age, ded all the way, | We Make a Specialty of Ladies’ Suits French Dry, Steam Cleaned and Pronmwod for $1.60. Furs, Quilts, B at Very Union Dye Works, Inc. Classy Cleaners and Dyers Office, 1025 Kike St, ots and Portiores able Prices. Plant, 1498 10th Av. Phonce; Ind. 6192; Main 8167, This is the game of chicken hunt- 7 ov and and the hot excitement, when the golden brown body rises Ing which began Sept between winnowing wings an the prairies of Minnesota prairie chicken flushes in the yel-| Dakota low «tubble—they have Uved and| This much for those who may sport will not know what it means to hunt the prairie chicken SIGHT OF FOUR ACES { jto Claude Lyons, a vegro prisoner, drove him erazy. He and other prisoners were whiling away the , time with @ potter game when Ly. jons saw bis hand and became in- coherent, remaining so since DRIVES NEGRO CRAZY OWENSBORO, Ky., Sept. 12. Four aces, dealt in a poker game Bad Complexion It’s fooltsh to attempt to cover up or hide a sallow complexion, wheu | you can so easily remove the sallow- ness, or the complexion Itself. Rouge and the Ike on a brownish |skin, only emphasize the defect. |The better way is to apply pure | mercolized wax—the same as you | would cold eream—putting it on at | night, removing it in the morning | with warm water and soap, follow- | ing with @ dash of cold water. The effect of a few applications is sim- ply marvelous, The half-dead cutt- cle is absorbed by the wax—pain- }lewsly, gradualty, im tiny impercep- | tible particles—revealing the beau- jtifal velvety white new skin be | neath. No woman need have a sallow, blotchy, pimply or freckled com plexion if she'll just go to the drug- | gist's, get some good mereolized | wax and use as suggofted. Advt Aten 6) oO nm RnR ee ___eee | STEVENS, te man who \ : —Adam did! female guise. Adam did! glory and the pay; nung learn the same Origina- of 4 private ct aches how to dance. Old and Ved, Friday and Sat 1. tnd. 104. dth near Pin HERE FOODS ARE CHEAPER; FRESHER, TOO Delivery 10 Cents; Suburbs 20 Cents. Delivery Extended to Green Lake, Fremont and University Manning's Coffee Manning's Coffee Store 1619 PIKE PLACE. 10 Ibs. Cane Sugar 50c WITH EACH $1.00 PURCHASE OF GROCERIES— LARD AND MILK NOT INCLUDED Meadowbrook or Pioneer Milk, 2 cans ........ o. 5 Pails Pure Lard ... nsaede -15¢ All Groceries at Cut Prices. H. A. EBA we Cow Butter Store 1433 FIRST AND PIKE Full Cream Cheese, per Ib. Guaranteed Eggs, two dozen for . Where to Buy Nationally Advertised Goods Reversible Collars at KELLY’S 1305 First Ave. W. L. DOUGLAS PACKARD SHOES DANZ SHOE CO. 210 Second South. | Sherwin-Williams Paint And Varnishes. (Not Cheap but Best) Star Paint & Wall Paper Cow 1421.23 Fourth Av. Factory Piano Store GEO. P. BENT CO. Seattle, 1421 Third Av. near Pike Street. Factory, Chicago, Ml. SEATTLE AGENCY R. & G. CORSETS * LONDON’S 1111 Becond Av. Bush & Lane Pianos “From Factory to Home” Hushelane Piano G. 1318 Third Avenue, Opp. Postoffioe, sell real estate, etc. Business Bringers. Star classified ads. 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