The Seattle Star Newspaper, September 11, 1911, Page 4

THE SEATTLE STA i... tvate Rxohange Main #409 and Tadepen Kt ot Volto Panitohed datty hy The a “Hntered at Beattie, Wash. pos iocthe i Wecond Wiall, ou Of city, Ho conte per month up voix monthe Bix monthm bie ~ a Seeing Things Through a Strike The recent great strike has produced alarm throughout all Bagland, not because of the terms of settlement or the ferocious > way in which the demands were made, but because it disclosed low dependent English centers of population are upon food from ign countries. ‘There were several days wheh the progress Starvation was no joke, simply because a comparatively “dockers” wouldn't work, and everybody is asking what Would be the condition in case of war, ‘ Ta the days of the Napoleonic wars England raise her own foodstuffs, but nowadays she imports annually million dollars’ worth of food and drink. She has most as yy game preserves as of old and the landed propriteor has been conscientiously handed down from generation ration, but she now has 44 mittion hungry mouths to fill, d failure of the corn ships to arrive would soon mean starva- ‘or prices beyond the reach of the masses. — * There scems to be strong tmanimity of opinion among Eng- papers that there must be some sort of readjustment be- the classes and the masses. “Profits and salaries,” says Nation, of London, “have rapidly increased. The expendi- eS ‘of the luxurious classes is on a greater scale than ever, and Be contrast with their own beggarly wages is affecting the od ‘of the workingmen.” Fe : Evidently there is some argument for a great British navy, since that navy must not only protect the national seaports but the national food supply, at times, too, when the workingmen’s ight be violently “affected” by an untimely contrast inherited luxury and undeserved penery. Where the Power Lie Establishment of a great money trust can only be prevented federal power, says President Farrar of the American Bar ociation. ‘ What is the federal power? It is the U. 5S. supreme court, has usurped the function of legislation. ‘There is no doubt this. Legislatures =e on may enact laws, but 3 fina! sion rests with that court. : iy et the tS. supreme court? It is a body of nine any five of whom may rule, appointed by the president . It is absolutely irresponsible. : hh is the federal power. It is not the people. It is not art or parcel of representative government It alone can domination by the money power. How do’ you like Mr. notion that a majority of the people have no reason to against exercise of the federal power by five judges? iter ncdech ana d for her Land Keeps Going Up s in Due - Completed census figures show that the value of farm United States more than doubled in the last ten years. what? Increased population and consequent demand. “Here are the obvious results: : If land costs twice as much, it is twice as hard for poor to get i ig od iwice as easy for rich men to monopolize it. ) Higher priced land necessarily means higher priced food. >” Now suppose farm land goes on doubling with increasing c jon every ten years for the next half century, where will in 1960” i 50 years is a long time, and a it, you know. lot of things may happen Observations = eo = EY says hell not run for the in this manner is les« than one in Loud + | 17,000,000,000, next year. applause! ace A lg | MOVING picture films showing WILSON had better! important events of the present day p that honorary presidency of have been deposited in Wilkesbarr “f y association, since the Pa., in sealed packets which are not Be kateavorers are ‘after |t0 be opened for 190 years. | oo @ RAH! RAH! No more mowing that Iawn every hot Sunday morn- ling for dad. He'll just sit back on y-| the porch and smoke while the | guinea pige will eat ft off close.| - That's the way they do in England. | — oo9 GERMAN shoe manufacturers are pain \golng to make ‘om stop changing AM ENGLAND the past 15 years footwear fashions. Three cheers! risen 12 per cent cost, ooo | SOMEBODY coined “polecat oo? fighting” to describe the attacks by INVESTIGATION into the the subsidized newspaper gang on ; siti friends, Polecat identification by means | the people's real . - pretty Lagi so Why not just prints shows that the) ts ‘of mistakes in identification | plain “skunk wor : Phe melancholy days have come, The ily largest tn ‘saddest pf the’yent, when maid-|itifaois and its 601 members held a on her autumn leaves and gour-|reunion this month. No short- mull their beer. weight there. in Money collected anywhere; evi ce secured; all Cases. 314 1a M, 4677. Best Modern Dentistry) All Operations Painless —AT THE— - ELES CAFE “atest Moving Pictures New Every Day g FREE » | REGULAR DINNER from 11 a. m. to 8 p. m.. ling coffee, tea, milk, beer or wine. 25c ‘Vocal and Instrumental Music. Afternoons and Evenings. Free CONSULTATION AND EXAMINATION Full Set of Teeth . $3.50 and Up 50 t ‘We Hendryx or Puget Sound Bait or Spoon Choles of copper, copper and Hor brass fin 22k Gold Crowns. Fvtagg Bene | Bridgework Hatt Se | Gold Fillings . . Oe VY in Crowns (best) $3.50 up Terms to Suit All work done by ex dent — tors. "Lady attendant, nt over ‘The best dentistry that you can obtain Ma elty, and at the cheapest possible 0. No. 6 Bt Mo. 6 itew! No. 7 Ste Spoon Colorado or Improved it Ske fpocial Trout f ite ft ibber ingon pinners Ibe By Iie Bort i on jo Whit iru s ¢ Rubber Grub «Se | we po exa ¥ AS WE ADVE tec | Ann work 1) THANG ANTEED 15 YEARS Laboring P: , fie tenis Westie oa ring People’s | Spinning’s Bargain Store om 1415-17 Fourth Avenue. | Cor. First Av. and Pike | Opp '¢ Public Market * * * * Electro Dental Parlors’ Business Star sevens gaa classified ads. Buy or KOONVILLE KINKS THINK OF THAT “Yous, daddy, dat tall Pullman eah pohtah dat calle on me am own to his friends on ‘Sugah.’” ‘Sugnh, am it? Wael, yo’ jes’ tell dat Pullman eah pohtah be wilt be pulverized sugah ef he keeps on callin’ aroun’ heab.” LEARNING “How's you’ son gittin' erlong down in dat Western school?” “Why, he done wrote er letter all the way home aud sex pretty soon he can write or letter ‘x fur ex Noo Yawk, Duncan Inverarrity is & married man. He is also manager of the Lots theatre and dodges personal publicity as the shrinking violet dodges from the fell clutch of the consuming weed. Also, this ts not a press agent's story, therefore worth reading. Inverarrity is a tall and good looking young man and he is a de cided blonde of the most blondine type. Not a Titan or a brieck-dust kind of a Dlonde; just a pure spun gold kind. While standing {n front of the Lois theatre yesterday afternoon, « if the rain would tend to night's box office receipts, % strange woman, dressed in very Broadwayish garb, essayed to talk with the blonde house manager. “Pardon me, str,” #he began. “I know you are the leading man here and I um looking for a leading man I have the Gimerack Comedy com- pany now playing In Kittitas coun- y to 8. R. O. every night.” Really" began Inverarrity, the married manager. “Ah, do not hesitate, sir!” cried the eager actress lady from Kittt tas county. “I will pay you a large and remunerative valary; I will provide you with a vallet and onan eucsiponen: CONTENTED * RRR HEHEEE BY BERTON BRALEY. I've ‘Inished my vacation And I'm good and brown, I've had my recreation And I'm back to town, I fished and swam aad boated While the trade was slack, But I want to have it noted That I'm glad I'm back! It's fun to be a “erathur Av’ the woods an’ lakes,” To live with Mother Natur In the wilds she makes; But {t's fun to quit the baumming For the homeward track, And to have your heart a-humming, “Well, I'm glad I'm back!” When the alr begins to tingle With the tang of fall, I'm mighty glad to mingle With the world and all There's joy in lazy lurking "Round a woodsy shack, But there's greater joy in working, And I'm glad I'm back! Uncle Joe Cannon ts learning to play golf. Which won't help his profanity any. Cheer up; only 309 working days till next vacation. GEORGE O. BAKER. GABRIEL TOOTS “Unele Gabe, you must learn to economize.” “Yes, au; dat's wat I done tote Emly. But she seems ter Cink dat econ’my means goin’ widout de ae cosnition o's tor squander on de luxuries.” SORRY TO DISOBLIGE “I way, aunty, can't you accelerate your progress?” “So'hy, sah; no, sah.” “Why not, aunty? “Kase | bas to herry, sah | } there are no matinees. I MUST have a leading man of your beauti fal blonde temperament.” Breathlesasly she waited whilst the married manager contemplated the falling raindrops with most pro- found sadness | “It cannot be done,” he sighed. “T am not an actor. Go inside and see | Ed Diamond or some o' those other blondes.” But the lady manager from Kit- titas county had gone. Ah, children, the life of the giddy |atagofolks ain't so giddy as you may think. { *| “I understand Casey, the contrac *| tor, is baving trouble with bis wife,” j said Mr. Rafferty “What Dolan, “{ think It's a kind of jealousy Casey came around with a black eye that she didn't give him.” about?’ inquired Mr Cheering Him Up. Mother (ia @ very low voice) Tommy, your grandfather is very sick. Can you say something to cheer him up a bit? Tommy (in an @arnest voice) Grandfather, wouldn't you ike t have soldiers at your funeral? Silent Partner. What More Could She Dot Juige—You are charged with non-support of your wife? What have you to say for yourself? Rastus—Weil, jedge, I done got her three more washings a week than any ir cullud lady in the block —Tol Blade. A Long One. Bobby was visiting his mother. “How did you sleep last night, Bobby?" she asked him “I had just one wink of sleep, grandma,” he answered. “Dear me! That was too bad, “Not so gwfully bad; the wink was 10 hours long.”—Chiemgr Tribune. grand Important. Reed—1 heard today that the In ternational Antl-Cigarette League has 87,000 members who are pledged to abstain from tobacco until they are 21 years of age Green—Is the organization ¢ti posed of men or women? . Old Beyond His Years. “What's the little boy erying about?” “Dat other kid swiped his cantly.’ “But you have the candy.” I'm de Iittle kid's lawyer." —Puek, ‘WRITE To DAY: WILSON-BU 1526 DAN AG EAE WE: HAVE: NO- BRANCH: SCHOOLS* skating LIKED CHICKEN Mise Auianda Johasing —~ Ara minta, dey say, Searom's heart | children, am aftah Mistah|* POSED FOR A “QUEER” PICTURE AND NOW THERE IS LOTS OF TROUBLE LISBON, 0., Sept. 11,-"Another Fivelyn Thaw case” ts #ald of the sensation involving the beautiful Margarét Holliday, aged 17, of this town, and many prominent business men and young men. Lyman H. Miller, Lisbon'’s big- gest merchant, with & wife and two and = Lemuel Joboson, photographer, are being prosecuted by the girl's mother, The latter is charged with making a lcentious photograph of the lovely daughter Other prosecutions are threatened. Mra. Holliday admits she is after the society and ciub men. “Why, mother, here I am; there’s nothing the matter with me,” declares the pretty daughter, feeling of her golden tresses. “Yea, you are here; but your life fe over,” angrily retorts the mother. Miss Holliday confesses to her wineroom escapades, and to the nude photos. “The one mother nd was draped, but if i wasn't pleture, too, I'd like to id. The dripery neck, concealing x u Balena Jackson—I reckon she done heard dat ne was chicken hearted KEEPING UNDER COVER Litue Ra witches fly around on broomaticks dey am always old wimmin? Where be deh husbands? Grandpa — Lands, chile, yo" wouldn't expect deh husbands roand | when dey am armed with broom sticks, would yo’? Quit Your Fisb stories are «till comlag tn. ies Jane NichoDs of Trenton, N. J., caught an $4-pound cod the other day, the biggest ever seen at Glow jor, Mass. ‘Ware Frog! ‘This tale fite well with the one) from Ware, Mase, which says that W. H. Dearden was attacked by buge frog, with legs 14 inches long. Hie right hand was badly bitten. The question is this: Where, oh, where } May a man who possesses hie share Of common sense find, if he ien’t too blind, A rassiing match that ls square? The United States produces 600,-! 000,000 pounds of rice « against 190,000,000 a few years ago. Leave it to Denver to be differ.) ont. The city is to have a “flirt cop"’—not_a woman to lure men | mashers, but a handsome man to} beguile smiles from the women Physicians say excessive roller prevents the normal de velopment of children’s fect NEARIN PAMISHED WITH AUNGER HE RUSHED INTO A BALTIMORE. ‘RESTAURANT AND ATE OFF THE ARM oF A CHAIR. fi ws... EXCUSE ME,I'M A HATCH Speaking of basoball being on the} square comma it ts well to note) that the Pittsburg team couldn't buy first baseman Branafteld from Philadelphia but - The Cubs bought Bransfield with- out any trouble and The people who own the Chicago team also own the Philadelphia. New Jersey has joined the states that prohibit the use of the com mon drinking cup. Out west there is a big flour mill by the depot on which is a sign | “The biggest mill in the world by a damsite,” The Original Recall, ay Backward, turn backward, Time, in your flight.” Tn the Orlent, salt is used as a symbol of hospitality. | Six towns in Colorado have wo men treasurers and one woman in that state owns a copper mine. Paint, Olls, Glass __ Your house may need decorating up. Consult us for ting, papers honging, _— MUHL—219 Pike St, year, |g only the right shoulder, exposing the reat of the body. at. The pennant which ball chub planned To seize at any cont Looks like a cold wave The proapect in a frost, ‘The latest fad for men tm a vanl- ty case containing mirror, comb and manicure tools. cream was invented by 1,710 y ago. WETRSTY ignal and MARGARET HOLLIDAY ‘Have your bills collected. West- ern Collection Co, 433 N. ¥. 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DEPOSITS ....... 165,570.52 shee 169.50 $4,049,445.49 STATE, COUNTY AND CITY DEPOSITARY DIRECTORS A. B. STEWART President Stewart & Holmes Drug Co. Wholesale Druggists J. D. LOWMAN President Lowman & Hanford Co. President Seattle Chamber of Commerce FERDINAND SCHMITZ President Hamm & Schmitz Land Co. CHARLES H. CLARKE President Kelley-Clarke Co., Wholesale Commission Brokers JOHN C. EDEN President Superior Portland Cement Co. JAMES D. HOGE President N. B. SOLNER Cashier ‘ ~ new oe will be ready for tenants on November 1. We have ‘or rent some desirable single rooms and sui peony hc order rn suites. Apply at our temporary OFFICERS JAMES D. HOGE, President J. D. LOWMAN, Vice President ‘A. B. STEWART, Vice President N. B. SOLNER, Cashier ROLLIN SANFORD, Asst. Cashier CHAS. B. BROWN, Asst. Cashier J. O. SHINN, Asst. Cashier