The Seattle Star Newspaper, September 9, 1911, Page 4

ether grea! THE SEATTLE STAR Once upon a time, not so very long ago, a boy was born and they named him Willic, It not being cultured or fashion able and it being detrimental to the wearing of corsets and par ticipation in social functions, this boy's mother did not nurse him, but he was put on the bottle. Fortunately, a learned Scientist Lad discovered how to pastetirize milk, so that the boy did pretty well on most any old cow's milk When this boy was two years old he caught the whooping h. Fortunately, Professor Bordet of Brussels had discover bitin anti-toxin serum from a cat would cure whooping cough and some cat serum was injected into Willie Soon after Willie got out again he was taken with the measles. Fortunately Dr. John P. Anderson of Washington had discovered that anti-toxin serum from a monkey would cure the measles. So they pumped monkey serum into the boy, and the measles didn’t kill him . One day Willie was playing with his pet terrier when the dog scratched him. So his folks, fearing hydrophobia “in its worst form, rushed him down to New Jersey, where there is @ great institute in honor of Prof Pasteur, who, fortunately, dis covered that anti-toxim serum from a dog was a fine thing fér rabies. ‘They pumped dog serum into little Willie for two months. Willie pulled through nicely, but on the way home rode in a Pullman sleeper in which a smallpox case had been discovered. Fortunately Dr. Jenner had discovered that anti-toxin serum from a cow would cure smallpox, and so, on getting home, they ked some cow Serum into Willie's arm. Well, Willie lived along until he was ten years old when, one night, his folks were sent into a panic by discovering that he had black diphtheria. Fortunately a noted physician had dis covered that anti-toxin serum from a horse would cure diph * theria if anything would, and so they gave Willie some horse serum, hypodermically. : Finally, at 40 years of age, Willie was taken with a myster- fous malady. None of the doctors could tell definitely what it was. At last, as Willie was very low, a very learned scientist a great stern institute visited him and pronounced it @general debility.” “But cheer up, my man,” said the scientist have here an anti-toxin from——” : No more menagerie in mine,” sighed Willie. “Life has been but one blamed serum after another.” Whereupon, he turned over and died, much to the regret of the scientist, who felt sure that he was about to enrich medical science with an- t discovery, since. he was about to try’serum from a and from an alligator on “general debility.” We don't know that there's any moral to this story. ‘g whole lot of God's truth to it, anyhow. GLAND and Wales have 1,178 S17 more women tha wer et comes right ont and advises polygamy ‘with Uncle Sam ugly as sin over lack of house help! o o © WERE we that U. S. supreme court, we would be trembling tn our Mr. Taft believes its rules should be reformed, and it is pow that Bill is fixing for a clean flop, as he did on that “indefons- a” wool schedule There's men, and Just TO LEARN HOW To Dive. TAKE A RUNNING JUMP AND FLOP RIGHT In, AIM FOR THIS SPoT HERE? NOW | WANT YOU TADS ‘ q : She Didn’t See the Number A motor, overspeeding, Had knocked a woman down, Then sped may (as is the wont Of motors in this town), An anxious, big policeman Went o'er the victim's head, “Bay, did you see ite number?” He asked, and then she said: “I didn’t see the number, But im the car there sat A woman who was weartog Her last year's summer hat; "Twas trimmed with purple roses And chiffon, colored pink; Her coat was Imitation {PT bet she called it mink); Her gloves were white-—six buttons— And one was split, lll vow I didn’t see the number; After signing the Payne-Aldrich infamy and declaring the schedule “indefensible,” Taft proposes to come into the seeking fenomination and spellbinding the people with the excuse that the trusts should be permitted to continue | their gouging because his tariff board hasn't reported. — We hope that all our readers carefully considered Gilson 4 er’s articles telling who comprise that board and hove %# has been idling away the time at banquets and in hobnob- Bing, socially and in a business way, with beneficiaries of the “indefensible” tariffs. The majority of that board, appointed by Taft, is com of three standpat republicans—a college professor and two editorial defenders of high tariff. The very personnel of the board precludes a report that will be satisfactory to the | lic, It looks like a put-ip job on its face and Taft's excuse he prevented reduction in the cost of living on the ground that board would know more about the tariff than all of “ @ongress will strike sensible people as superlatively silly, Yet, Phat's the sort of chaff with which Taft is going to try to @atch votes. It is a gratuitous insult to American intelligence Observations F. M. HARRINGTON, editor, sulcided near Binghamton, N. Y., be qnuse out of cash. It will be perfectly awful if this Is “ketehti ee SALOONS are pretty much a failure in Argentina, the people be- considerably given to pasteurized milk, which neither cheers nor Goicintes, but fills. o © ° NEW ‘ay to perfume yourself 1s to dip rose petals in vinegar and them next to your skin—at the same time reducing your con- @emption of young onions, of course. GARVIN’S CORNE BY REV. JOSEPH L. GARVIN, B. D., M. A. Pastor of the First Christian Church, Seattle. OUR LEGAL SHILLALAH IN BLACKTHORN HEDGE DAYS , was sentenced by Justice Brown to qx Iristtaan’s shillalah was his legal | 30 days in the county jail for al- se vith it he fought for bis |leged violation of the Public Utili- gotended Wimselt and oth-| ties law, t 1s said he smiled. Why ‘settled disputed questions. | that smile? Because there were mes he did a little mischief legal instruments om AT HIS COMMAND — other courts, further appeals, technical OUR SHILLALAH in these days) delays. I believe in a man fighting injunctions” is the process Of tor what is right up to the last . We common people have @|Gitch, But this takes time—o which beats any bard wood) i i¢ detect in our le se Mano to! ‘sal machinery. Zick. Bat we do not know how to| DiS defect 10 o . ie it. We swing awkwardly | (ny THE MEANWHILE what aad often hit ourselves. | about the justice? A man lives out 1 DON'T BLAME you for being Renton way and works, in North eonfused. I am myself sometimes, | Seattle. He says, “I do not know 1 read how some lawyers|law. I DO know I pay 10 cents ® eourts decide; and defend-| each way every time I ride. 1 only ants act. Why should law taks| get $18 a week and have wife and more time than business? Why child. Should {ts processes be so com-| “l WANT TO OBEY the law. If 2 {1 must pay all right. If 1 am en- WHEN THE VIRGINIA jury con-| titled to @ 5-cent fare, then every victed young Beattio the judge de-| time I pay 10 cents I feel I am be pled motion for new trial and pro-|!9s robbed. Why don’t they settle sentence. Did this end it?| this?” oe don't they? That is ently no. The defendant|™Y duestion too. rs to his broken-hearted JOHNSON, Mayor of Cleve- r—I have not lost ye era ee ba way through 47 In- WHY? BECAUS a junctions before he obtaindd for Geitia sd feecher appeals, | cleveland the 3-cent fare, It took leat declan My eympathy 15 |Zear#, and he died battling. Today ith a teen fattiog tor biol * city has %cent fare, universal But I belfeve in justice first. Were MORE TOM 46 is never allowed his feelings to} gong, “rnd John. get aside bis judgment. pn pode Sage gn ys ale help WHEN PRESIDENT Crawford’ justice, of Re ee ONTFORGETTOGET wination Mout the big school That's all I know just now,” AN ELABORATE SUMMER HOME, MORE MODERN. ANYTHING Throughout the world ‘there is one shipwreck every 16 hours. Japan has more suicides, in pro- portion to population, than any other clvilized country. Louls Keller, aged 80, has been wentenced to life imprisonment in Wisconsin for murdesing a woman. The new ankleview skirt is sald to be the legacy to Amertoa Fren man modiste, Legacy logtenee; that explains ‘the ankle. view, He wore his motor lee, On his head a po 4 eeen; He had oll stains on his trousers And he smelled of gasoline; But all thie was simply pretense, For he owned no buzz machine. When a child, a girl likes dolis; later she wants dollars. The peach crop is in full bloom on Broadway; the musical shows have begua to rehearse, Do you remember when Rogers’ groups were popular as parlor or haments? BY LORD BYRON, She walke in beauty, like the night) Of cloudless climes and starry) wkies; And all that's bright Meot in her aspect ard ber eyes; Thus mellowed to that toncer light Which heaven to gaudy day de niles. best of dark or) 14 A HATCH. ER SREP STUFF, TODAY IN HISTORY. | (Pitty years hence) Mr. Slisom the afternoon's sport. IMPRESSIONS ON THE BEGINNING OF SCHOOL TERM THE SUBJECT That is the subject | want my boys The essay must stick olates for prizes, as usual. en subj 9 and must be written neatly and carefully, on one of the paj course, in order to be judged. Just EANARER EAS CBOE FI * * PRIZE WINNER a REPRE Maybe it iw because school | opening has consumed too much of | young people's time this week, but there is only one essay deemed | worthy of a prize in the essay con: | test. The winner is Miss Doris | irisdale of Box 136, Shelton, Wash. | A box of chocolates has been matied | to her. Here is her essay: Why Should | Be Glad | Am an American? Iam glad I am an American be- cause our lawd is free. And most | everyone is patriotic and everyone | fights for his country, For the} mothers let their sons and thelr husbands go to war, The harder the fight the sweeter the victory, | We keep George Washington and | Lincoln in history and study them every year at school. lke bin | tory; I like to read about the peo- ple and what they did long ago, and how brave they were, and 1 try to be Ike them, At most all schools they have a big fiag pole, Some people are traitors, and get money by going from one army to the other. Those kind of people are unpatriotic, and we must not be like them. WATCH FOR SURPRISE COMING VERY SOON It is now nearly one year ago that Unclo Jack came to The Star with The Star Circle for boys and girls of Seattle and the surrounding country. During that time nearly 2,000 boys and girls have enrolled and it is a dark and now that I do not * from four or five new youngaters—all knocking for admission to The Star Circle, The anniversary of the Circ is the third Saturday in December, and on Editor Star—In reply to question address your letters to Uncie Jack d girls to write upon this week, and there are three boxes of choo t ust not be over 150 words In length ssays must be in Friday morning, of , care The Beattie Star. LOGGING IN WASHINGTON inch supporter for ever so long. y every boy and girl who be- longs to The Star Circle will re- me. Write to me often and send in your photographs to be published r’s Mail Some today will not allow their asked by “Constant Reader” in the last iseue of your paper, I wish to} 4 the people don’t have} | ed. Also that before| | people print what they think are| facts In a decent newspaper, they | had better know what they are talk- ing about ANOTHER STAR READER. Seattle, Wash., Sept. 7 we have been judictary in Raitor Star— taught to hold our great reverence. It also came quite natural to hold our president, sen-| ators and congressmen in great reverence simply because grand father and father did. W 1 re member the time when, as a boy, bibble won the prize of 6 pints of| father would take me to the Wig-) alr for finishing first in the Earth} wam, and there I was allowed to! |to Mars to the Moon race. Quite a’ cast my eyes on some politionl shin concourse of lunarites witnessed ing light with overfed body in! Prince Albert coat and high bat.) “Fair one, come flee with me. I have the finest motor boat in the “Have they a nice summer cot-| state. et ‘ever! You are out of date, “Splendid, It actually has wood-| The handsome lieutenant has asked @n partitions between the bedrooms| me to fy with him. He owns an instead of curtains.” aeroplane.” FOR HEADACHE, SOUR STOMACH SLUGGISH BOWELS AND LIVER os nn psi rascals out—the headache, the biliousness, the indiges- m, the sick, sour stomach and foul gases—turn and keep them out with Casca . ee oe Millions of men and women take a Cascaret now and then and never know the misery caused by a lazy liver, clogged bowels or an upset stomach. Don't put in another day of distress. Let Cascarets cleanse and regulate your stomach; remove the sour, undigested and fermenting food and that misery-making gas; take the excess bile from your liver and carry off the decomposed waste matter and poison from the tn- testines and bowels. Then you will feel great. A Cascaret tonight will straighten you out by morning—a 10-cont box means a clear head and cheerfulness for months. Don't forget the children—their little insides need & good, gentle cleansing, too, —SUBSCRIBE FOR— The Seattle Daily Star Delivered at Your Home To show my appreciation of the fair a nd square policy of Th Heattie Dally Star, I herewith subscribe to The Sins tor a perios of one month, and thereafter until ordered stopped. to be delivered to the following address, at Ba lei ago the rate of 25c per month in city, or NAME .. PO ere reer aserereereneeereree OME Oe ene en meee ress ee ene eeseseseeees eam bing in her bare feet, Oh, well, Lat Mrs. Reggie do Itt LOTS A LIVE TOWN RO 1" Has able Land No great, lasting prosperity to any city unless the land s it is productive and fertile, actually un- and producing the food- stuffs that are necessary to man, der the plow, The new city of Rochester ural gatewdy for the producta of thou- sands of acres that are now under cultt- ot vation, while many more acres are being settled and prepared for the next sea- son's crops. Rochester 50,000 Acres of Till- And the longer | looked at him the) Mra. Roggio Vanderbilt coor crab- bigger he became, and when dad yelled I yelled too, and I guess 1) |knew as much about what I was jhurrahing for as the voters did. Buying Property in Rochester For Actual brains to expand for yelling. But I thank God that now I am one of a a firm determination to purge our land of insane polities and political jobbery. 1 hold no reverence for those who seek and hold. office through the patronage of the tax payers only to sacrifice the tollers to the interests as soon as in ofvice D. M. SINCLAIR. Everett, Wash., Sept. 8. Have your bills Gollected. West- ern Collection Go., 433 N. Y. Block Main 6169, ° Money collected anywhere; evi dence secured; all cases, 314 Bai le ° Paint, Olle, Glass Today 1s Saving for the Future Prosperity FIRST—AGRICULTURE SECOND—-MANUFACTURING THIRD—TRANSPORTATION HAS ALL THREE y he has come urrounding being built, the first 100 hands, Further ers of the townsite fa the nat- ground to be given ing purposes. transcontinental step in the direction Rochester’s FirstFactoryWill Employ 100 Men Rochester's first great factory is now ester Sash, Door and Box Faetory. factory alone will give employment to wise enough to set aside a great area of Located along the tracks Rochester's manufactured products may reach the markets of the world—another MULTIPLIED While building of the Roeh- This than this, the own- of Rochester were free for manufactur- railroads, | where that are assure a of real prosperity, the great ceive a token of remembrance from | little tots are welcome. A Picture of Uncle Jack’s Kiddies Here is a picture of three young members of The Star Circle. The picture is sent in by Mrs. Elvira Dahl, of 6003 Sixth av. N. W., Seattle. These little huskies are lively as tadpoles and growing just as fast, Every one of them is an eager reader of The Star and has been @ it in The Star le corner. Don't be |afraid that you're too young; the The agé Mmit is 15 years. Mmit is 16 years, UNCLE JACK, The Care of Your Teeth offices ‘1 say that Luna Park bath house does | vast, growing army of people who | ™" not need policemen because it is| keep the gray matter working with | pi wha Our apect } ao your work with the very best and it is th 5 ALL WORK GUARANTEED ALBANY PAINLESS (8806008 Be sure to read our article on “The Care of Your Teeth” in next Monday's Star. GOLD CROWNS . FULL SET .... jSRIOGe WORK . CROWN WORK SILVER FILLS GOLO FILLS . We are noted the world sround low prices and good work ALBANY PAINLESS Di STs On the Second Floor of the Peofie’s Baal | Bunding, Becond AY. a } st | Opposite the Bom Marche and MacDoue | xall & Southwi ‘ake Blevator of * | The Three Things Necessary CHESTE gi Has More Railroads Than Some Cities of 250,000 Rochester many cities of two and three hundred thousand inhabitants have only one or two railroads, Rochester already has three lines, the new city being lo- cated at the junction of the Chicago, Mil- waukee & Puget Sound, the Oregon & Washington and the Northern Pacific Railways. Three lnes of transportation now running daily trains will market for all time to come for the products of the city of Rochester and fertile valley, HERE IS YOUR OPPORTUNITY—DO NOT DELAY—INVESTIGATE With all these many advantages, there is still an opportunity for y 5 you to become a pri y owner % chance to purchase lots there at the same low valuation placed on the property by the Vacca bees Bocinte tl ean Tlie will give you a start, and will buy you a level, cleared lot in the new city, and you can make your payments to sult vocally with a low p $5 down. While property is changing hands in Rochester every day—many lots having been sold by the individual owners at a profit of two and t three hundred per cent with your eyes the great progre: be too late, American Ho Cut out and mail to The Star, Seattle, Wash, Phone No......006 Business Bringers, Star classified ada, Buy, sell real estate, etc. it has not materially affected the original prices offer, and you should call at once and got all the information you Want about the new railroad city 38 of the wonder city of the West. 313-315 MEHLH Of course, there is but a limited time to take advantage of this or go with one of our parties to see Just one word of caution—see about this right now—next week may me Investment Company i BLDG., SEATTLE, WASH. Write for Illustrated Booklet Describing the New City—Sent Free to Any Address Buceoscseec ese