The Seattle Star Newspaper, September 6, 1911, Page 4

Winnie Peg.Is Jealous of Minne Apolis! ‘Afraid She’ll Lose Her Little Wheat Dollie WON'T COME OVER AND PRAY s SHE HAS TO, SHE ee nomen Great Doings on Mars Doves we to become a bit excited about Mars. Mare Rh great spirit. Mars was again tn opposition last month, and Pro} produces photographs of two new canals, each about 1,000 jaar and 20 miles wide. We knew that Mars, while hardly one-ninth ‘ee massive as our earth, ts of good, substantial ground, and if Martians those canals in (wo years, they must be antckering over our Little } / BY ©. L. GILMAN. WINNIPEG, Man., Bopt 6.—Op- eit it | Could you love ore, Gatling,” he|Posttion to reciprocity with the} whiapered, with 1, pleading | United States, plus the nor mal how | lookin his eyes, “if I had only ono|titity of the conservative party to| coat to may Back?” the liberals, runs high In the street “{ could,” she whinpered, woftly.|iatk of this city ae she nestied In his great, strong! “Anything to. turn the Iberals ditch, There's nothing to indicate internal disturbance about these new arma, “if L knew you bad sacrificed | ai)” , conservative declared % mii appear to be cleanty cut and with a purpose xoey 8 - the others to buy mo A new dens." With heat. “They've been in power rah i her to support the belief that Mars Is peopied by an Inte! ue too long.” But, Jordy! we're uot going to give our opinion about It before Ag orator dolain forth in favor (Teme pattisan view, but Win-| ! fs tariff board reports. a studed th lear, diving Womalm~|lnineg te a conservative city—partl i a concluded thus wanly speaking—though if Mayor ! RARE RR RRR RARAA TRAE RE EEE : READ THIS ONE TO FATHER “Don't spend no money for gas," he told the dentist. 4 out, if it does hurt.” zs : “¥ou are plucky,” sald the dentist, “Let me seo the tooth. ; “Oh, ‘tain't w toothache; it's my wife. She'll be dere in a minute."—Coamopolitan, “Oh. my friends, depend upon It,|W giuntord » Evans’. $22,500,000 WTS nothing beats ® Rood wife” 4 q|imunicipal ownership project al ; } . ome. Ee eee ee a Tusband| (at Semple of Canadian “conser UL ure, @ muaban "tt would be interesting to e ~ |nce ‘how far a Canadian radical 5 : a ae gould KO. : /iifred’s scheme is augmented by | ~~ OF YOURS #' YOU HAVE TEETH toyhe lender of a band. | distrust of the effects of rectproc- |much laughed at in Winnipes.| WwW YOUR FOOD WITH ANO (tL Ach’ "dot ou no.” 1 tick “em|iiy. “Winnipeg x_n peitary mar | National Individuatiy te 10 che «| The Care of Your Teeth YOU SO, Too! NOW CHEW, YOU mineself,” replied the bandmaster. jor for export wheat, Under reel-|mosphere, It ts evidenced by the i . Woll, thea, you picked them be) -ootty there is the dreaded poxsl-|program for a Canadian navy. It| we aavi 10 other Dental ia fore they were ripe.” bility tat Ite grain ‘trade may be |!s shown by the fact that out of a often, sow thelr oitiees, i py pa ae swallowed up by Minneapolis, population of 190,000, Winnipeg has) jvc us tor free ‘atlog any “I see you advertine for @ d0n-| the higher Y rovaniad whent |orgauized four regiments of volun " rage key,” said & man who looked a6 Mf) 5.icg in the Minneapolis market, |teer Infantry with the horse, guns ho had something to sell. it ts argued, is due to the locai|supply and sanitary elements neces “Ob, sald the busy man.|mtiting demand for northern wheat |sary to constitute a first-class di stopping bis work for & minute tOliere and will fall off to the world | vision but 1 want one with four! demand baste with Canadian wheat| This, in Steelf, has nothing to do “Yaok ‘ i Pe eeeetaeharrteaeeeeeeeeee eee ee Bill a’Leaning to Reform "Mr. Taft announces that he ardently favors reform im procedure the federa! courts, particularly an increase in salaries of the supreme judges. He says the members of this last named court are to hold ‘conference and formulate new rules of procedure. eeeeeeeeet ‘Reform prog! . but it reminds us of that natin “‘peautiful Spudkeos go aes to glut the local milling market. | with reciprocity. But it shows the) "*?*'\i0" (nr suueuos “Old Mothe: Hubbard went to the cupboard ae an Annexation, the alarm ery of the | determination to make Canada a) ns — : 3 A woman may be a thorough | conservatives, is little regarded and! nation among nations, | we Christian f most thiffge, but she er — = wot hg ee ouepoaré was bare, |never really forgives the kindness nd@ so her poor pot now ’ New rules of ceeuamere, 3 view of what the people demand in the Can “ alle ally agen besband ‘of substantial justice, miy give the cupboard an agreeable smell, 3 | atioking out of a window of a cab ‘Mat would be aggravation rather than a Milling for poor doggie ta wit To get her poor dog a bone. f ALBANY PAINLESS 2806008 Monday's Star. BAKING POWDER |... Absolutely Pure The only Baking Powder made |.) i00 05 por fromRoyalCrapeCreamofTartar Jj. 22h, NO ALUM, NO LIME PHOSPHATE pas lala tho Reo Bor we ff eplies by Uncle Kitchel Pear Uncle Kitchel: Is it best{shions, (2) Nothin’, Wallace The wear my pants inside or outside | proprietor probably took you for a my Ddoots? (2) I went igto ajsuffraget and wassent sure what t where a lot of young fel-|elso you'd take off. Were sitting around in their) _ sleeves. I took off my coat! Dear Mr. Pixley: My face ta yeat and the proprietor made covered with most distressing pim- + put them on again. | had on a ples, due, the doctors say, to too boiled shirt, with a stiff} much candy and gin. How I : and suspenders. What's remove them? about suspenders | P. HAROLD PERKINS. WALLACE G. SMITH Anewer—Use "Kite! Pixley’s | (1) Inside when work- Double-sided Sandpaper.” for sale at) ‘im the barnyard. Outside at any hardware store, 5 cents the! cs and other social fu KITCHEL PIXLEY. 7 Observations GOLD We are notea the world around for owe n Mar Gall & Bouthwick’s alk _ Fownes’, Dent's and Perrin’s Kid Gloves TWO POINTS OF VIEW When you walk The gosbhanged chauffeurs drive Like a streak of lead from a cannen's mouth, To go straight north you vainly strive PUSSY WILLOW THAT MAKes You've got fo turn and amble south | They honk and henk and scare you blind; ie a annem aes by the bride eating the You climb @ pole or faint away; } te ae ! NEARLY all nuptials among the spiders end by the bride eating Te ante dete benen you joun your wid a Makes R. h Skins " And this goes on from day to day ‘Sef *, ae iia wan ip cast to proving thet Stonewall When von ool t and Velvety Fame writes these three names large and always at the top when Gloves dant pase within two blocks of Barbara Preltchie's rlax’ ‘erst ask laa Oe ree \f are considered, and all are for sale at London's for less than you are asked to aa | nich Interest Is centered on may. F a UTANM man confesses that he manages bis wife nicely by beating re eee Me sine |atone lotion for the painless re-|{f, pay elsewhere. Probably no other store in the entire world sells these cele- Semplarly twice « day. et that fellow could manage even # mote They're always on the auto's beat moval of rough or dead outer cutl-l brated Gloves at such low prices. Why? And how? Let it suffice to say that E ‘ Somehow the dubs don't seem to learn = a ’ . ‘ . JAGER-SCHMIOT, Parisian who circled the world in 39 days, 19 You honk and honk, but sti they come Me Wri ath ad Bg London does it, and kindly do not ask “Why?” But here are the gloves and urs, ways he could have dong It quicker but for two hours at break: ae ee : jful bloom. With the aid of thix|f| THE PRICES: at Cherbourg. Although they're plainly not your class pee wrinkles and blotches are : . go | Women’s Real Kid Gloves—Dent’s, Fownes’ and other famous mak- i -; oo @ 2 PE ee aca nee vd yaninhed, the skin ie freed of pim-|[ Women's Kid Gloves, in all | these come im all shades and colors; 2 and 3 clasp; are per- . METCHNIKOFF, the great germ expert, say . New York American ples and blackheads, and a com sixes; the Lily, London's 48% | fect fitters and give the best of service; cager! ‘at ali Sf strict hygiene Is observed. Just the same, we bee ‘i |plaxton one iow and unlifelike anteed glove, in black, brown, ME A GO Niccesicveive beccveatecdenaam 1.48 } decline the introduction MASHED ON HER CAUSE FOR PRIDE. jis ven the natural bealth-glow and tan, green, navy, red, gray, mode | se awakened at $ a m. avery day by sing } frdgbness of young womanbood. and white; worth $1.26. - ) BABY EMPEROR of China is awakened at $ a ; 7 | $his lotion, which ts inexpensive, , ' of eight ettendants. Land sak He ain't got orp = gy ba a aE ie nade by dissolving an original y | Perrin 8 Finest Kid Gloves danghter, Yaabelle, wakes us at 11 p. m. every nig) singing pa a he of mayatoue in # ounces pec Youll not hesitate a moment when you see these gloves. Any wom rr % - n - / wil Bcapee por —_ caer eo peng | to real kid gloves will sée $2.50 worth the instaot half the 96,000 employes assaKked eac the glove is fitted. Our own importatic black and colors; two ee tes pare este big HLA me — odncr Se hams te aoe and soon the skin grows clear, a large pearl clasps; embroidered backs. Speci. ; i and beautifel. The mayatone Der pale we. eeweee (aes woe me or mn is greaseless and will pre as well as discourage, the th of bal Advt the trust gets to howling against tariff reduction on the ground | tariff protects labor. } o 0 © / NEW YORK millionaire’s wife's Ist of necessary expenses filed in showed $300 for dresses and $2 for books monthly. The fright. outlay for books probably meant that she was continually short oft cute little bridge score books Interes' Items | Women’s $15.00 Beautiful Bright Caracal or weer ne (POY Cloth Coats Neckwear—Fancy Collars and 54-inch Black Caracal Coats, for women and Bow Ties, in a wide variety Of | misses; all sizes; you cannot duplicate these colors and styles; values 10c at any other store for less than $15.00. e es modern, turnished roome at The Virginus. #06 ve 6. ¢ MRS. MABEL BAKER, Philadelphian, has been spanked once @ by her h nd for over two years, and bas decided to have him ‘Says he's a splendid man when he ten't spanking her. Isn't that the slow, patient, peaceful town! o o CARMEN SYLVA says: “Do not ask your hushand for money too len.” Mr. Henpeck suggests 120-poiot type for thig. Mrs. Henpect to remark: “Well, John, if yéu'd give me a certain decent amount ‘week, I'd know what I could spend and wouldn't have to ask you Egyptian Silkatine 50-Foot Pound Test F to 49. Special, to clear Woman's. Fancy, Bubrodered One Day’s Sale Collars; nearly every size; sev- ee ft 10c oe s Long Crepe | $1.00 and $1.25 Girls’ CHOICE «26-06 se ves enwnee Kim | Long Kimonos Baby Ribbon, on spools; many | Worth $2.00... 98¢ | 6 to 15-¥ear Snes 49€ colors; regular price 2c a yard. * kit Be flahing tackle Hine She 16-1 River Mard-Rraided Water of Line TS Kenate Oiled SUK Line 206 0 12 S6-ft. Genuine Cuttyhunk “Too bad about the death of your ° ° o brother. What happened to him, ST as a good dressmaker can cut a modern dress from a yard) granded on the bar?” cloth, a bit of lace and a few inches of velvet, so a good No; ‘twas a 108 90 swelled up se of a rothantic fut any kind of a building on any sized lot. The present|arachment over that pretty Miss| “The prison critics have just put f by the new Pullman building, of New York, which Is 16/Sweet at the beach? He got com-|him on the All-Criminal team for | Mined: Fo clear Orlestal Crepe, Kimonoe"in ait | Finest quality Wlannelette i- ‘on a 24-foot lot. pletely mashed on her.” 1911 | "AF deniine Guttyinem 2 vara, 16 colors; full length and well par agp agi: “pga 7 r Ihe made; all sizes; never before | sirie; light, medium and rk fh, Hog. gains 1 Hind’s Honey and Almond | offered at less thah $2.00. colors, UNDRED: INT AN CRUEL APOLOGIST “ in ry goer vin Cream; you all know this piece | While they last, at... 98c This ie lese than Half Price ‘W Pa “Mr. Billings takes himself very seriously,” said the critical young fe Renate Bit Line oe eee 33c Regal Line 106 special ... Pe eeesers 1 ayy ag poy woman. fe Noh «or tieaided Cor ee Here is a silk that would have Turnover Collars, in plain white, Do You Want Good ead: baie tetglelcky Wk BE ont gold or silver, and many other take notice, and who were better kinds to pick from; values to 65e, Your 10 Judges of silk than they? You do choice bike, (ade qe c not — to be a judge to quickly : ‘ see that this is the kind that gives Carlson Currier's Filo Embrotd. long. hard. nesrice. ‘London's 26 ery Silk, in nearly every ie ae color; always Ge, Special Ae tach Flack 20s, ‘Duchise or iis, ry feta, $1.50 value, for 98c, has made our silk reputation as strong as the Rock of Gibraltar: ew a § perfect dye, perfect @ weave, PERFECT _t 82.98 |Bath Robe|Drapery vet and Silk Hats, for tmmedi- See we ary a pledly of the otner Bind Well,” replied Mina Cayenne, “you can’t blame him. To be thrown crying need of the times is for into a crue! world with no more brains than he possesses would be —kundred point men serious matter for anybody.” 1 Yours for Bargains, 6 OS. HE MEANT WELL Witsom BLDG 1526-20» AVE. SEATTLE. ° Lady—t mual ask you to take back that parrot I bought somo time - : ago. He shoc my friends by his dreadful language. bas beljxd thousands to higher stations ncler—Ah, you've got to: be careful ae eA US HELP YOU terrible quick to jearn A REAL ONE you talk before ‘im. ‘B's LITERARY WAR. Modern Dentistry All Operations Painless Strictly Tailored Suits for Fall There is no other garment that ‘conveys such a refined, stylish ap- pearan: the strictly tatlored ate wear, Come in and see them; they are priced real low for early buyers, BRA’ ERES, 26c JUST IN—Fall styles of the oel- suit. We are showing an exten sive assortment of the ihost popu. Corset bg pron frees stays | obrated Beacon Bath Robe ma Jar materials, with the greatest Fi and embroidered yoke, terials; 27 inches; Nght, warm amount of merit at the prices you ree aii . and absolutely ast eolore: come | Lest grade 36-inch | Silkotines, can afford to pay. CONSULTATION AND eee oe in combinatio Lak aa Godiat tle eae eee . EXAMINATION Women's Mixed, Wool Coat | ' combination colors, such as rome sale price, 10c Sweaters; rr ray. ray yar eee seesebetees Use Our Easy ru act of Yost: 98.0 aft UNI aimee SET Gan Crier fina moor nel xa Po : 22k Gold Crowns. $3.50 to %, pret ne ee 98c wry, rod and | Cretonne, or Art Drapery, 26 Payment Plan Bridgework green, blue and white, and doz- | inthes wide; a score of pretty |Gog! Fittings OUTING UNDERSKIRTS gue of other combinations. 97 designs and colorings. Spe- 8 4 con” fae — Free pp ell me a fairy tale, please?” We have Just tom the ‘rulllp-| Sligee Fillings (the beat) Women's Long Gray Guting Special sale price, yard ..DEG | clal sale price, yard ........ c it c n of ours js a con. “One « 1 he - 7 ‘ofcelain Crowns (best Jnderskirts. relal nce @ man who had @ baby|pines in the iagazine I read 6 (dent) ‘| gael alpeties 39c FLANNELETTES—Borlin Flan. | ROSE PRINTS—Mill ends of \ 7%e Robe Prints, in lengths of 2 to 15 yards, Special 1 sale price, yard ....,. .,. 440 38¢ CURTAIN NET, 22c White and Keru Curtain Net, 45 inches wide; some handsome de- signs; manufacturers’ close-outs. Special price, _—_—_—_——— KNITTED WOOL SHAWLS 69c to $1.69 Plain or Fancy Shawts or Scarfs black, white or red. venience pure and simple and shaped to meet your own (ndividual requirements, We arrange terms to suit you, Come in and try it, EASTERN Outfitting Co., Inc. 1332-34 Second Av., Near Union St. “Seattle's Reliable Credit House’ that didn’t cry and a dog that didn't bite went to live in a suburb with: out mosquitoes.” hat doesn't worry me any. In the magazine | subscribe lo we could Hek the world.” wt HAIL, COLUMBIA! es “The land we are now walking over was once under water,” he sald,| Ac] | And then the geologist pondered and shook, very gravely, bis head “Well, that goes to show,” cried the student, ignoring his teacher's long frow a 5 “In spite of whatever may happen, you can't_keep America down Constable Botts—We wanter have a pleture taken of our new jail Cor, First Ay, and Pike full of well-dressed folks | Opposite Public Market : nelettes, for kimonos and wrap- pers; new styles; an un- @1 Cnlsetgte te aae Term 4 Women’s Knee Length Outing Skirts; 350 value, 25c for DO EXACTLY AS WE ADVERTISE WORK GUARANTEED 15 YEARS Children’s Outing Skirts, 4 DUCKLING FLEECE—About 75 with waist. 0p and... OG Vetales. ofthecs; this'ts comdd- erences | ered the best 18c value in Flan- nelettes for kimonos, wrappers or dressing sacques. Lon. 1 di special, yard . 142c Laboring People’s Dentists OUTING FLANNEL—Light and dark styles; medium welght Outing. Special price, yard OC nae. ain din Bll Som