The Seattle Star Newspaper, August 28, 1911, Page 4

iy by The War Publistoe Ga | clase matter ot montha fix montha 076 ell Game already giving the country a aynop Taft will have under his three next Bootlickers of Big Business are of the excuses and arguments that i gull the Innocent Western states little shells when he sets out te month, It runs this way 1—Congress didn't know what It was doing when it attempted to reduce the cost of Hving, Congress will know more when It hears my tariff commission, the 80 experts of which are now working awfully hard. 1 won't sign any tariff measures unless they comply with the can platform of 1908, to-wit: “Such duties as will equal the dif in’ the coat of production at home and abroad, her with @ aable profit to American industries. My idea of tariff regulation ts to deal with tariffs as a business r from a business standpoint--a permanent tariff board of five bere appointed by me. oabee eth shell game that William will play when he “swings around the circle,” a ls Andy Johnson, and It ought to at least amuse ge progressive. 89 The claim that Taft's 80 exports, the majority of whom are rank standpatters and who have reported nothing while there was a chance to do something, will preaent an unbiased report may catch some of the gullidles, It ian't a bad thing to have under one of the shells Giving that old national platform plank a hair cut and a polish surely ought to put some of them to guessing under which shell the real thing ts hidden, after Bill's prompt signing of the Payne-Aldrich swindle ‘And under the third shell Bill will conceal the real thing—hie per manent tariff board of five, “not more than three of any one party,” but all appointed by the fellow who chose a corporation lawyer cabinet, that United States supreme court and a monetary commission and a tariff commission of “lame ducks” that had been personally and particularly lamed by their betrayed and disgusted constituencies. BSP Step up, gentlemen, and don’t be afraid to place your money! Now ou see it and now you don't! Here we have three ordinary little shells Tuder one I place the real thing—a tariff court run by three,selected y me. Five dollars, or any other sum, to the man who can pick the shel ler which the real thing now rests! Car bot draw the crowds, all right! And don’t think that he won't work some of them to the queen's taste! Plucked the Sameas Ever Financial World, discussing the dissolution of the Standard Oi! trust, says that “while the holders of Standard Oli shares will receive a proportionate igterest in the stock of the constituent companies, the sum of their income will be practically the same ‘Yes, sir! Every fellow who buys oll, candles, grease or other by products of petroleum, will coutribute to the sum of that income as formerly. The months for proseouting result in th fncome” under that United States viously. And it doesn't require & of finance to educate the consumer on that point. him all that of discussion and back-biting and the thousands paid ¢ consumer maintaining “the sum of their upreme court decision, just as pre Financial World or any other organ His off can tell It Is High Time to Elevate Beulah Binford, the girl for whom Heary Clay Beattie, jr. is ac Lo WHEN THAT CUCKOO THAT CLOCK CUCKOO" NINE TIMES, YOU T On HERE niDs— IN BeD cused of murdering his wife, and who is now in Richmond Jail, is to appear on moving picture films and “star” in vaudeville, when released according to arrangements made. We hope that every city that porsesses a sense of decency and al police force will prevent any such public exbibition of this unfortunate, degraded girl. There is positively no “attraction” about this girl, save her record of sins, her brazen disregard of her miserable fate and her indirect connection with a heinous crime. When the sins, misfortunes and vile ‘associations of children are about to be publicly exhibited, it fs time to elevate the picture film and vaudeville stage by the strong arm of the law. VIENNA has made it illegal for a married man to take an aerial flight without the consent of his wite aod children. Think of papa asking baby if he may go up in the air! eT ye GORDON setter with broken leg hopped right Into a New York} hospital the other day and got it set. Of course he did. Wasn't he a setter? Whos, Jennie! the traces are loose. o.¢ @ DEMAND for cheap cigars bas lessened, say¥ a tobacco paper.| The demand may be less, but we'll wager the SALES are just as big Ride home on our car tonight and we'll prove it to you. A A On the work that No greedy robbers to And those who were ever foremoat {n fighting Will find no foemen to grapple and never a wrong to right mood of perfect contentment the heart of the world will lull nd each of us will be happy THE MILLENNIUM Kon Earth's last evil ts righted, and Earth's last sinner reformed When all of the graft ts ended, when sin’s last fortress Is stormed, We shall rest for an age or longer and gaze with a happy smile have accomplished—a world that Is void of guile. But when the resting is over and we start on the work a What will be left for the doing and what in the world will When Earth's last evil is righted 1 should long for the There's fun in the bitter fighting, there's joy in the mighty game Of battling against the forces of evil and woe and shame. You may long for the perfect era, but I'm for the clash and jar, The shouts and the eheers a Nath dot th There will be no sorrow to lighten, no poverty, ertme or pain, ttle, no octopus to be slain; he goodly fight and Lor@! but it will be dull! I hope I sball not be there— ime conflict, for the work and worry and care; i the tumult tn the world of Things As They Are! Puck ‘ee EXPERT says sour milk is good for those who like it, but bad for those that don't, by heck! Convenient doctrine, that, Why not elab orate it to include a number of pleasant and unpleasant things? oo ee JAKE COXEY, who led the “army” 17 years ago, is today a pros. perous business man. But be says he-hasn't changed his ideas about | the poor man’s needs. Coxey's different from most of ‘em, then. “ar ase MAUD MULLER, according to the New York Sun, refused the Judge because he might lost his job by the recall, and married a farm. | ér. But you remember how she recalled the judge even after she was mother of 17 children by that farmer, don't you? — = In the Editor’s Mail Editor Seattle Star: tion of public docks, wharves and warehouses for quick and cheap| comerce and Seattle will fall be handling of cargoes of ocean ve% | hind as a seaport and manufactur gels is the principal object of the jing center Proposal to form @ Port of Seattle| To sum up, the argument ad- @istrict, which will be voted upon|vanced is, that if Seattle does not in the special election Sept. 6. |form a port district and provide For nearly three years the agita-|facilities, the peopf™ will lose the tion for the construction of public | material benefit of the employment docks, equipped to handle cargoes|and profit which comes with in Construe- {or are providing, the facilities and, if Seattle dops not build docks, other Coast cities will secure the in SURE THING a city office?” You say you are a bookkeeper nd nd you do all the billing?” = [| #, and the cdoing, too.” | “I don't believe one knows wha true happiness is till one marries. "And then he has given it up l forever.” of large vessels at small cost, has | dustrial and commercial growth been carried on in Seattle with uo! The principal argument advanced setual results in the form of docks | against the formation of the port ‘and the port bill was passed by the |district is that it will add to taxa recent legislature through the work | tion and bonded indebtedness. of Corporation Counsel Scott Cal-| The answer made by the port oun and other Seattle citizens in| committee is that there is practi order that a port district coald be|cally no immediate expenditure of created which.could construct and | money involved in the decision re-| operate public docks independently | garding the formation of the port of the county and city govern-|district to be made by the voters ments. | Sept No bond issue for port im ‘The. Port of Seattle committee,| provements {s up for consideration which is responsible for the pro-|and, if the district is approved by posal to form the port district, re-|the voters, the commissioners can cently adopted a platform declaring | spend only such m that the first work of the port com-|for the actuai exp n will be to construct public] of e com mis: mission until the voters have ap- docks and terminals, On that is-|proved of definite plans of dock fue, the candidates endorsed by|construction ar other harbor im: the committee. are making their| provements. The Port commission campaign for election as port com-|will be powerless to spend money | missioners for improvements without the ap-| ‘The arguments advanced in favor | proval of the voters at an election of the formation of a port district |held for that purpose and all bond} are as follows issues must be approved by a three Hello! This is G paper ail ready?” Wait a second ‘Old Texas takes the bit in it Is Old Texas a broncho Broncho or mule, it's all the same. as a rhyme for something that I se “Yes. “Quatrain, is it? Yes——‘underneath “The Honorable Joe the telephone?” Rotten, thanks.” —C. The Political Widowe let The Tweenle Nurse th that twice already Traveling Salesman. Station Agent—Well, | clone blows ‘em off, pard. «a bit of verse I guess you can usg or bring him down here, and I'll sing to him LIFE’S TRIALS I've been a long time getting Get @ pencil and a sheet Yes; fire away.” teeth’—got that?” Got to have the word coming {n the third line.” ahead.” get that all right?” ‘And fearlessly, if not gaily “Yes; keep going.” ‘Is getting out from underneath’—catch that?” Bailey.’ How's that for an impromptu over W. T. in Chicago Tribune. A DIRE THREAT Elphina, if you c&n't keep little Hustace ‘ook: ‘jm It's no good, sir. I've threatened If there a stationery store in this town, sir? most of ‘em {qpatationary until the next ey The constructiop of adequate | fifths vote in such an election. The| public docks would attract com-|improvements to be made and the| merce to Seattle which Seattle is | amo of Indebtedness to be in now losing because the present|curred will be decided by the vot docks are privately owned and in at large, not by the Port com adequate for many large vessels | mission, which can only carry out which would come here if they|the expressed wishes of the people were assured of being able to dis-| Other ports have sucee re charge cargo without delay. making their docks and w ‘The construction of public docks |self supporting and the port fs necessary to secure for ttle|under which the commission our share of the increase of ocean | oper has provisions which commerce which will result from|probably make it posable for Se the opening of the Panama canal. |tle to secure harbor improvemen: c k | with very little cost to the ta ave, payers ERS Aunning Aine Race. Aake@more fad wind and muscle (arning is Necessary. So in the Dusiness world the ones who win ? ihets - ieee \eforeliand. of tour Apgining stark now in Ui poi Ndr Liysiness Lollge | ao son Oise. Ore Auer ‘mek Pine Kons Mie-Seattlen NO DANGER ster—Look out th » your feet, Willie. Aw, quit your . t bite Willie you've got all de lobsters at feet down here. { EASY TO PLEASE lobsters | kiddin’,| “Do you prefer any particular your|month to get married in?” “Oh, I like ‘om all.” THE STAR—MONDAY‘ AUGUST 28, you. | teeth’ | * Most ANYTHING CREE E RENEE ERED * POR INSTANCE RR Re i tk “T'm afraid my work ts going to be pmplicated,” sald the new teacher | “in what wily?" “Mra, Cumrox was looking through the text book on arithme , and it occurred to her to sum t that I refrain from teaching her daughter any examyp! to i» |proper — fractions. ington | Star | anti | Took Time. | “What was the best job you over aid?” inquired the first barfier I once shaved a man,” replied the second barber. on hon I persuaded him to have « hatrout, shampoo, facial m Ke. singe, weafoam, electric buss, tar spray and tonle rub.” What then “Hy that time he needed another shave The Win. He put $10 down on Mog, The same that forthwith broke a lew: Ho tried & V on Ranna Heap, Who lay right down and went to sloop, Hin only win that I recall Was when he didn’t bet at all. Baltimore Sua. Modern Childhood. 1 guess the good old days are sone,” How now?" ‘I asked my little niece if she know who Cinderella waa. She! said Cinderella wan a character In} & musical comedy, but that it wan't Mt for old people to see."— Pittsburg Post. rberton Wasn't on the Map. Friction matches were first made tm 1837. Vacation Query Does this hotel have good cof. feet" NOT FOR HER “I heard you got married since I saw you last year.” “No, indeed! 1" walt for no man.” An elaborate three-course dinner} was Heid following guests ¢ tuous feast: Misses Edna Weely| and Minnie Dishon, Messrs. Ed) Stanton and Charlies Rhodes. We gre glad to say Mra. Helidibaugh at-| tended church tn the vening.— Shawnee (0.) People’s Advocate. | like the tide, I augh Sunday evening. Th By Richard Hovey. (Unmanifest Destiny) Thereeis a hand that bends our| ss mightier planned ch son that triumphs, each that) bleeds, | My country, serves its dark com: | mand. j To issues than we do not know beneath what sky Nor on what seas shall be thy only kmow it shall be high, I only know ft shall be great ARNOLD'S ELECTRIC VIBRATOR Rheumatiom, Lamba and ail kindred ated at ARCADE BLDG. * aie Paint, Olls, Gi MUHL—219 Pike St. FELT HATS 4, Ayod, remodeled and re New shapes now In MODEL MILLINERY 327 PROPLE'S BANK BLDG. Blocke eye-strain, headaches |. Oph. D. ‘and Madinon St. jain 2174; 1978 60c 12-inch Adjustable Whit- man & Barnes Monkey Wrench, 30¢ ‘This is an exceptionally attrac drved at the home of Charies|"" jJoyed the sump-|» tive price on @ well known wrench. We also include the Grand and Marshall - Wells brands, You will find many uses for a wrench, We G-inch Monkey Wrench 15¢ 40e 84nch Monkey Wrench 20¢ 0g 10-inch Monkey Wrench 25¢ 600 124nch Monkey Wrench 80¢ 760 16-inch Monkey Wrench 40¢ By realizing your teol wants nowW you save 2be, 40¢ and 0c on the dollar re for Bargains, Spinning’s Bargain Store 1415-17 Fourth Avenue, other tourists? Anawer are, nothing Mr. Ed.. question from all are Will yellowish peril be sicked on these U. 8, and if so when Water is calm and ship @re mak-| ing fastly time,” is wir answer | trom that slyly admiral Ob, Mr. Sir, if convenient when | will you tie pans on fidgetty tails| of war puppies?” require reporters | shyly at dock 1 am deliciously fond of pense pigeon,” carrode hon. ad snugly empocially broiled on toasty bread.” Not once, Mr. Ed., are that yel-| and Cousin Bogi nds how to require same this hon. hero, We make disguise ax War correspondents and go with pooks to Hun Capt. Templeton tte, U.S. naval guider. “Come in cogy tonight to National Press club, prominent society o: war reporters.” say-so that Hon. Temp. “All have require that tiekly answer from Hon. Count Ad Togo up ® now but none got it. Towight between dinner of Hon. Baron Uchida, well known minister from Japan and swelly reception of Hon Phil Knocks, Tafty secretary of state, this hon. hero will make re for jotty pencils. We do so with crowded reporters Soonly we hear chug-chug of taxy cab. Nervus feetsteps on stairs. Then Hon, Togo elbow knees of tall reporters Into room. He make bead nod. All Japanese bow hissly nucking In breaths through teeth the following term ret date residing in commi: number of votes March 14th, 1911. CITIES. (Auditor's Seal.) low perilous question answered, #o| study with/ from | Togo, Visity Admiral, Carode Snugly of Yellowish Peril for Jotty Pencil Reporters JAPANESE SCHOOL BOY: WRITES LETTER TO HON. EDITOR rs from rest. All reporters hold prayed that I might be poor—I could trust my church for NOTICE OF SPECIAL COUNTY ELECTION Notice is hereby given that on Tuesday, the 5th day of September, 1911, at the appointed polling places in each of the several districts or pre- cincts of the County of King, State of Washington, an election will he held for the purpose of submitting to the qualified electors of each and all of said districts or precincts for approval or rejection the proposition of creating a port district to be known as the “Port of Seattle,” co-extensive with the limits of said County, which proposition shall be expressed on the ballots in — “Port of Seattle” .. “Port of Seattle” .............+- There shall also be elected at the same election Three (3) Commission- ers of the proposed “Port of Seattle” to hold office respectively for the term of one, two and three years, one being a resident of and nominated from each of the three (3) County Commissioner Districts of the said King County. All Candidates shall be voted upon at large, and the candidate i commissioner district number one receiving the highest num- ber of votes shall hold office for the term of three (3) years; the candidate residing in commissioner district number two receiving the highest num- ber of votes shall hold office for a term of two (2) years, and the candi- hall hold office for a term of one (1) year from and after the first Monday in December, 1911. Said proposition is submitted and said commissioners elected at said election all in accordance with a Resolution of the Board of County Com- missioners of said King County, duly passed on July 26th, 1911, and in com- pliance with Chapter 92, Session Laws of Washington, 1911, approved The Polls at said Elections will be opened at eight o’clock in the morn- ing and remain open until eight o’clock in the evening of the same day in Precincts IN INCORPORATED TOWNS AND CITIES, and will be open- ed at nine o'clock in the morning and remain open until seven o'clock in the evening in all Precincts OUTSIDE OF INCORPORATED TOWNS AND Dated at Seattle, Washington, this 29th day of July, 1911. Hon, hero find stretchy chair and“No for me,” snagger hon. victor of “How do, Admiral?” Hon. Dr. em . sleep with eyes Teushima. plode downly (Trying to Grab Wallace Irwin'’s|penciis to jot down that yellowy! “Golngup!” holla elevator yet Stuff.) |perll answer. Hon, Hel partly say To editor The Star who scribble] y¢ F ¥ 2 % [to bird nervus reflectshuns on yellowish | D hog cloud peril for news-children to sell for! LY Nae fer one.” aes al ae y xX ” Not for me,” snagger hon, vietor penny @ “ of Tsushima, with palm. Hon, Mr.— de march to river When Hon, Toro Helhachiro, & ¥y FB Ste Mayflower, nay; prominent navy admiral Japan, | 4 y peeeee + rally , 7 | patters ne x vacations. Hon. yot arrive, he It in Wash, D. C., w “Banzai!” we holla for politeness.| go bang-bang f lute and hom, for 4 days all preside y. p's,|. Hon. admiral nextly stand up for| hero dodge with ombassyders, bysiccle cops, navy |"8ndshake. He wipe off sweat be Are this Hon pereagedeny hii | cause of wholly admiral-coat. Soon- | Hobson declaring ‘apts, bird young men, automobil®\iy come in line Hon. Dr, Harvey |he require with shovers, and cooks & waiters union-| Wiley, noted food punish Hon. Hel ¢ era made fastly entortainment for|® “How do, admiral?” Hon. Dr. ex-| breath. It are ion tape, lode dow aly ; ’ admirals and other beroes to stand ~ : “Hartkar mikado yo! a|with hand-salute on cap for thme of What can Hon, Hei see differ-| shimas, etc.” holla up that navy ad-|bang-banging, and this are 10th ently in Wash from trust magnates |miral with rattly badges. | salute for day making swiftly getaway cayts of| Rignudge from Bog! 1-5-6," he otter silently with Mothers ' industry tellfmg how they elected) “Hon. Togo pass on to nextly | mind. a knickerba Hon. Jackpot Lauras lobb | handshake without notice,” exclaim| “7-6-9,” @e count with fidgety ob ool t bridlegrooms with brides, rubber-| Bog! shockly. “Are not Hon. Harve | bow oe | necks, standpat sons and congs and| famous in Japan?” “10-11-12.” collapse that tire@ “Make noise silently,” I hosh hiss-/ navy fighter and make dash up = ly. “Hon, destroyer of Russia may | wards on Mayflower gang-ateps. hear of dopey food in U and| Me and Bogi follow as war report make fast fly-away to Japan. ters. vy-yot Mayflower sail with sid |propellers. to Vernon mountals, terial that In morning we trodge down to cemetery for Hon. George Wash, 3 Wash monument, famous tombstone | wt hon. ad hang wreath on How * for Hon. Geo. |Geo. though dead. On backward “Come inwards,” snuggest Hon. | voyage hon. hero find stretchy chair Temp, naval guider for hero. “From |on porch and go to sleep with eyes, top you can make war-map of Wash| Hoping you are the same. for airships.” HASHIMURA HOGO, = a, ANSWERS BY UNCLE KITCHEL Being a Men’s Department Conducted by a Man Who Has Been Such for Some Time. (1) What color of necktie should be worn with a (2) What manly trait is most Dear Uncle black shirt and yellow vest? to a wife? (3) Is it ever right to use one’s fingers when eating at table? « GEO. P. Answers: (1) Bright green. (2) Try hanging up your salary ia your pants nights. (3) Sometimes. For instance, don't try to fish ® fly out of your soup with your knife. Dear U (1) Which would you save if your mother-indaw, and her two gisters were drowning and you could save but one? (2) What is a helpful book for a young man to read who is sowing bis wild onte? (3) Is it right for the host to suggest the ending of a game of bridge? WM. HP. Answers: (1) Impossible to say. Never bad any such luck. (2) The criminal statutes of your state. (3) No. But /we've seen per fect gentlemen do it when they*had their neighbors’ wives for partners. KITCHEL PIXLEY. a — = = = 2 —————— A minister, in address to other ministers, once said that he thought ministers ought to be humble and poor, like*thelr Master, “T have often prayed,” he said, “that I might be kept humble; Eye that." | ...Yes O Vane ee keeee Ge ner district number three receiving the highest: OTTO A. CASE, County Auditor.