The Seattle Star Newspaper, August 17, 1911, Page 4

i . THE SEATTLE STAR se Sine Publishing Go eT. ee sini Mashing the Mashers Seattle young woman last evening knocked down a man whom aa on semnlhne ‘and annoyed her on the street. After that she promptly had him arrested. Then bg eae reyes og Ps that every American sl nough, relently to do thie stunt when necessary There are very few girls who have not on the streots by these shameless take much muscle or boxing art to put ®@ coward and sneak at heart. He indication of resistance. American girla ARE getfing more athletic. And every Uttle while mash a masher. Keep on punching them and having them ar and the crime of mashing will be considerably lees frequent. The Government “Will you kindly name the three departments of national govern ment of which I bear so much?—Reade: Yea, indeed, and glad you asked. Here they are: The congreas, to make the laws. ‘The president, to suspend berg “ rt, to unmake the laws. Fos further detaite’as to the first branch, read the sacred conatl- tution; as to second branch, Roosevelt's testimony in steel trust in- vestigation; as to third branch, decision of supreme court in of! and ‘The revered fathers provided somewhat differently, but they are very, very dead, and big business very much alive. Proud Fathers of Trusts it the fathers of various trusts were ashamed of sph end pagent quite mistaken. John B. Parsons hastened to Washington to claim the parenthood of the sugar trust, and Charles Schwab proudly tells the investigators that he ts the genius who designed the steel trust. why should they be ashamed? They haven't been “ostra- any great extent, and they haven't been sent to jail. Go only penalties handed out to them are wealth, power and fame. could endure that with equanimity. Observations NEW JERSEY democrats rioting? Now watch Now Jersey go ° JIM CORBETT used to say: how he'd like Taft's job? o © © THE 800,000 people keeping bees in the United States sell, an- Mually, $20,000,000 worth of honey. ° ° o DEMOCRACY has taken a step in Great Briatin. That house of fords wilted under the threat of creating so many new lords as to make lordship pretty common. ° ° ° ANOTHER “wonderful pianist,” a “real Russian countess,” has Deen discovered. Really, it would be quite interesting to hear of a cabman’s daughter coming to the top for a change. We're really rather sick of “countesses.” “Every knock {s a boost." Wonder i cl . pl L Ss ERE’S ONE FOR YOUR BUTCHER ., you account for the fact that I found ‘a plece sausages I bought here last week?” = - that only goes to show that the motor-car is re- the horse everywhere.”—New York Times. cigar store wooden Indians offer a bunch of cigars. choose the tomahawk. 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Bast Howell and 16th A’ Seat- tle. Phones: Cedar 431, To reach the Neat Madison St. cable car, get off at Wth Ave. id walk two blocks north; or Capitol Hill car, get off at Howell and walk one block east. ? ||Trailing Opium Ashore, ARTICLE NO. 4, BY R. W. MADIGON. BAN FRANCISCO, Cal, Aug. 17. “For ways that are dark And tricks that are vain, The heathen Chineo is peculiar,” 1 1 old quotation to be sure. But fi he to fit, and it convinced the toms house tnapectora, now fight- ing the optum smuggler, that Brot Harte had more than a working knowledge of the wiles of John Chinaman, The following stories are favor- ites in the San Francisco custome service. AKKRKKKAa HEHE * * * THE OPIUM CHASE THAT #& * NETTED NOT OPIUM, BUT & * SMUGGLED CHINAMEN. * * * HeKRA AKER Customs Inspectors Head, Ben- , Sackett and Hoffaker were arding an Ortental Mner, tied to dock in Ban Franctsco harbor. The night was dark, rain falling in torrents, The men were soaked to the «kin and shivering from the ting wind that lashed the rain Into their faces. Suddenly out of the darkness, came the sound of muffled oars tn the locks. The in- apectore couldn't see the boat, but they could bear it drawing rapidly away alot for an inatant to loc when the wind bor Chinese talking tn tapid fire, and the low, harsh command of some one to “shut their traps.” The in- spectors drew closer. In front of them was a rowboat, while on the sand, crouched low, was a crowd. With a shout of warning, as he saw the officers, one man leaped for the boat, followed by another. “Come back here or we'll fire,” shouted the officer. His answer was a flash of flame, a sharp re- av nd the whine of a bullet ry During the battle, 16 Chinamen had huddled together on the beach, strangers in a strange They gave chase, racing|* in had entered his thigh, He was Bebultz, a stevedore long suspected of mpuggling opium and Chinam from the liners. He is now facing a charge of violating the immigra tion laws. ne tlie atic dasha ie gn’ * * THE THIN CHINAMAN WHO * * BECAME FAT. * * Ree eee nheeann When Customs Inspector BE. EB. Enlow of San Francisco left his home one morning he wasn't thinking of opium. As the street car swung through Chinatown he noticed @ fat, gorgeously dressed Chinaman waddling down the street. The Chinaman turned and the inspector gasped. Two days before Wong Suey bad been thin. Now he looked to weigh 200 pounds. Inspector Enlow left the oar an@ sauntered up to Wong. “Getting fat all of a sudden, eh, Wong?” be asked. The Chinaman od him calmly, as he answered: ‘ “No guttee fat. No sabe you say at.” Inspector Enlow slid his hand a omy Wong's back; it struck fara m0 land, chattering and shivering, aod lumps di! en the officers came up to them | y went wil Thea Plan to attend races at Madison STEVENS, the man who teaches how to Gance. O14 and | young jearn the same Origina- tor of 4 ny. Main wiles Fria SF11, Ind. 184. 4th near Pine, ALBERT B.LORD NORTHERN BANK BLOG. Store trunks in fireproof storage at 60c per month—two Se per month, with free access. Reveals John Chinaman in His Most Peculiar ¥ At the customs hous of opiam, in half pound 000, also known that W. ? been convicted of mugging, % would be still getting fatter: ter, financially, off * om. As it ts, hi heavy fine or im; KHKKKHEREHHED * * THE STORY OF Ys es * LAUNDRY MAN Oe * Kkkktkhhhhhee When ‘ong, ped his eon in Chinatown oclek one night, he didn't know that two : core were “piping” ee nearby hallway, Dut be discovered it. He was load a basket of other Chinaman tipped Fong slammed his gallop oo ran away spectors LJ reult, around Mg corners, down clines, with his rekety swaying from side te threatening to upset ond, wont Fong madly, with Spector cut across @ lot te & him off and lost him, bat Enlow held on. At lust, confident that outdistanced the imomigra |that Wong take a walk with bim.!living shortly. OHIO CUT RATE DENTISTS, 305 ‘Over Owl Fatreere Room We'Use Nothing But the Best Materist PAINLESS EXTRACTION FREE ALL WORK GUARANTEED FOR 12 YEARS Notice is hereby given that on Tuesday, the Sth day of 1911, at the appointed polling places in each of the seyeral districts or § cincts of the County of King, State of Washington, an election will be for the purpose of submitting to the qualified electors of each and all of districts or precincts for approval or rejection the proposition of creating port district to be known as the “Port of Seattle,” co-extensive with & limits of said County, which proposition shall be expressed on the ballots the following terms: “Port of Seattle” . “Port of Seattle” .............2. There shall also be elected at the same election Three (3) : ae ers of the proposed “Port of Seattle” to hold office respectively for be \§_ term of one, two and three years, one being a resident of and ated | from each of the three (3) County Commissioner Districts of the said Ki County. All Candidates shall be voted upon at large, and the residing in commissioner district number one | ber of votes shall hold office for the term of three (3) years; the residing in commissioner district number two receivi hi ber of votes shall hold office for a term of two (2 pigiane number of votes shall hold office for a the first Monday in December, 1911. date residing in March 14th, 1911. missioners of said King County, pliance with Chapter 92, Sessi receiving the highest num ) years, and the Said proposition is submitted and said commissioners elected at sald election all in accordance with a Resolution of the Board of County Com — duly passed on July 26th, 1911, and in com ion Laws of Washington, 1911, j ___+ The Polls at said Elections will be opened at eight o'clock in the mom ing and remain open until eight o’clock in the eveni Precincts IN INCORPORATED TOWNS AND CI ed at nine o'clock in the morning and remain open until seven o'clock in of the same day inell ES, and will pay | evening in all Precincts OUTSIDE OF INCORPORATED TOWNS AND CITIES. Dated at Seattle, Washington, this 29th day of July, 1911. {Auditor's Seal.) OTTO A. CASE, County Auditor.