The Seattle Star Newspaper, August 15, 1911, Page 4

SF I NE eS 2 se ena Of ality, 99 conte per month up te ein montha FHIS more or leas progressive slate in which rd six-footers from the possibility of catching cold hotels, Peter Olson, Tacoma hotel proprietor, was yeeter rested for alleged violation of the law passed by the Inst legisiature, probibiting beds with sheets leas than 90 inches In length. | There'll Be a Clean-Up | He showed his sound knowledge of the law when Attorney ‘A. H. Walker declined to become counsel for the gentlemen who are moving to secore the impeachment of R. W. Archbald, the federal judge who let off the wire pool men with small fines and who sentenced a poor smuggler to jail and a rich smuggler to a trifling financial payment. Judges are impeached for “high crimes and misdemeanors. bag It is necessary to secure the action of a majority of the house of representatives and then the case is tried—often in a partisan epirit—before the senate of the United States. In the latter body the powers of special privilege are still among those present. Even when the misdemeanors of a judge are quite flag rant and his crimes quite “high,” these, his judges, are not apt to; be severe ; It is doubtful whether Judge Archbald has been guilty of high crimes and misdemeanors within the meaning of the consti- tution. There is no doubt that Judge Archbald has shown him self the kind of judge who warps the laws so that a different kind of justice is meted out to rich and poor, The rich pay a fine which is so proportioned to their means as to be no punish- ment at all-—the poor serve terms in jail. Archbald in this respect is typical of a majority of our federal judges. He is no worse than Grosseup, Pollock and a host of others of that stamp. If it were possible to remove ‘Archbald by impeachment the whole federal judiciary might be rendered amenable to the public welfare. But impeachment is too cumbersome and inadequate a/ remedy. If there were a provision for the recall of federal iudges Archbald would be recalled. In the absence of such a he will go on serving special privilege, and when he takes up his new duties as a member of the commerce, court, to which he has just been promoted, he will do the same thing there. GOOD EVENING! With the Spokane team, in the Northwestern Jeague, three games bebind the Giants, thousands of Seattle men and ‘women fans have heaved sighs of relief, And, with beman nature's spirit of optimism, they're actually casting greedy eyes at Tacoma’s second place. Young Lochinvar Again There was mounting ‘mong folks of the Vanderbilt clan, ‘The Vans and the Frenches they rode and they ran, ‘There was racing and chasing and scratching of dirt— But Young Lochinvar got away with the skirt. ‘The rumpus was of no avail. Miss Estelle Julia French, favorite niece of Mrs. Elsie French Vanderbilt, has gone for keeps with Young Lochinvar Geraghty, chauffeur. Father French followed fast, with his muffler cut out, but he reached Center a over the Connecticut border, too late to forbid the banns. ¢ fugitives were already married. And now New- port is scandalized that such a thing could be. On that same day it developed that a certain wealthy woman of Aurora, Ill, had also been won and wed by a knight of the carbureter. And, like Newport, Aurora is scandalized. That is to sav, the part of Aurora that has money enough to hire chauf- feurs. All of which is much more diverting than alarming—to the i individual who can’t afford to hire chauffeurs. For to the ordinary individual—who can't afford to hire chauffeurs—the spectacle of a young girl of the Newport colony with a chauffeur is much less repalsive than some other es that society specializes in—that of the sale of a young Of 18 to an old rake like John Jacob Astor, for example. To tell the truth, we rather like this twentieth century ism. The average chauffeur is a decent sort of individual, rather less given to drink and other deviltry than the individual who hires chauffeurs. We can't see why Shanffeurs shouldn't marry Newport girls—if they can ap Certainly we are in nowise alarmed or scandalized by the idea. ALL-STEEL cars successfully withstood a tremendous sbock in the wreck of the Pennsylvania's “1$-hour” flyer yesterday. After a while & is powsibie that the rafiroads may make other improvements which wilt wrecks. Steel cars may protect the lives of passengers, bet too ant help nerves mtuch when trains collide. Observations WHY NOT SMILE: AWHILE yarns will tickle, Whea others know nothing ['m Willy-1-knew— “WHAT is beer?” asked Food Expert Wiley, and there wasa't an) ¢ Xe ‘efitor in all the land who dared to tell. o oO ° GOVERNMENT has prohibited the Klamath Indians to trade wives. | "F, No reflection on the Vanderbilt tribe intended. ERE CALIFORNIA man has invented a vacuum machine that sucks bugs from grape and other vines into a bag, where they can be swatted with es o o 6 MINNEAPOLIS DAILY NEWS is celebrating its eighth birthday with army of 45,000 subscribers believing that it honestly serves the peo Sie, which ts going some. o o o HAH! those steel trust investigators backed down on théir probing of trust donations to campaign funds, hey? Can't be possible that the trusts pony up to both parties, can it? o ° oO LILLIAN RUSSELL says a woman's teeth should match her com- . Sure! We do so hate to see women going around careless with their teeth, toe nails and complexions not matching. oe ° ° VINCENT ASTOR, 19, is said to. be elated over the prospect of 4 ‘a new mamma only 18 years old. If Father John Jacob keeps!) youe getting going st his present galt, Vinny may have a fine collection of mammas o oO °e SPEAKING of eagies, of honor and such, Hearst says: “Mr. Mor- gan hes won his decorations by generosity for which even the coveted orders are a poor reward.” Say, Willle, we simply can't stand your springing a new nominee for saintship on us every day. = ‘ash., Aug. 11, 1911. adopting such system as to them mnay seem best, and operating that, Se the Baitor: ‘stem according to rules and reg- ‘The 5g an gel Sane ~ lations provided by themselves. ; one traveling Of course, the systems now in Kindly Guaréd—t - |look torwa.d to your day of release, lon’t you? No, 5000—-Yes, and ‘it makes mejof cream, isn’t she’ my, yes. She's puch new lamy and my four wives promtsed| crank on cream she's Xo have to meet me at de gate. pom td -_ suppose you “Mre. Diggs ts Yer see I'm tn fer big-} “Oh! her husband ie, especially the people of Be| Working order owned by private in- Yitle, fs the best evidence that can be produced of the necessity of rounicipai ownership, and united ef forts on the part of the citizens of Beattle will, no doubt, give them the privilege of owning the public utilities of their city. This is no new proposition and it only needs unity of action and of purpose to make it an entire success. ‘The public utilities of this city— the street car, telephone, gas. cold storage and heating systems, should be owned and operated by the city of Seattle. The revenue from these public utilities, properly | administered, would pay the debt of the peoplo of the city of Seattle, | ef the city inside of five years, if ft was devoted solely to that pur [ay But it need not be devoted that purpose—that is, all of the revenue need not be devoted to the purpose of paying off the debt; the revenue, however, would re- Meve us from many burdens and place us upon a strictly cash ba- sis in 4 comparatively short time. I know and you'know, Mr. Editor, that the system now in force will municipal ownership, as terests have rights, and these rights ought to be respected, but the rea- sonable will of the people, fairly expressed in law, is the sovereign will or power, and private interests must give way to pubife rights. Now let us organize take hold of this proposition In a bus iness way. Let us procure plans and specifications, let us do as the elty of New York did recently, ap- point experts to ascertain values and upon the reports of theso ex- perts lay the foundation for the purchase of the systems now in force, and to ignore these systems and to build anew for the benefit it we deem it beat. Will the people of the city of Se- attle do it? I would be pleased to see 4 meoting called for this purpose, and @ permanent organiza- tion effected, P. P. CARROLL, Things You Should| Know have opposed it in years past, there should be no power on| pable of depriving the clt-| faems of this community from) FP. W. Stevenson & Co., brokers, Batley Bidg., have direct private wire to Chicago and New York mar. kets, oe Are the oldest and most widely known organization ot expert dentists on the Pacific coast. Every piece of work performed by their specialists is protected for ten yeats by an ironclad written guarantee, Silver or Cement Fillings .. Platinse or Gold Alloy . 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And the voice of that wayward song Is winging and saying stil: “A boy's will ts the wind’s will, And the thoughts of youth aro long, long thoughts. 4 mystery of the A Colorado man wanted to re! duce his weight He climbed a mountain and attained bia wish. He fell off. A BOULEVARD TO BILLIONS Protect Yourself Now Against Loss Later n te & big lose to to pay $2.28 Disston 1-er that ean buy today for $1.1 cough up $1.00 for the qui telescoping nickel plated only comts §0¢ now. Hale that 6 im T¢-ineh 12-erade Saw be Bunce Aah ‘Telencopin| Hack aw .. . No. 28 Victor tinck Baw 0 Union Adjustable Hi: Goodell tack Raw ling Hack Saw i ¢ Star Hack Sow : Japanned : bt jack Saw tB0 M-tooth Hack taw . Be Spinning’s Bargain. Store 1415-17 Fourth Avenue. MEALS SERVED Str, City of Everett or Telegraph) 4 tripe daily, Leave Seat e# from Colman dock dule wubject to change eet, Main 399%; Ind. T86, Match Wits With the ? ‘Crow’s Nest to Keel, With the Men Who ‘They even find “hop” in coal « shes, down fn the fire room of the great Oriental liner. are prodding for “canned dreams,” ARTICLE NO 2. BY R. W. MADIBON. SAN FRANCISCO, Cal, Aug. 15. —The trans-Pacifie greyhound, Nip- pon Maru, was deserted, except for the Chinese crew and the customs guards. Six men, fn overalls and caps, carrying electric torches, a long wire cane and screwdrivers, were prowling here and there, from the bow to stern, from the first class cabins on the topmost deck to th dark, dirty fire room, where cool! naked to the waist, feed the gr furnaces. These six men were searching for contraband opium. Inspector C. J. Benninger opened & cupboard, drew out a tray of many glasses and disappeared on his hands and knees, He had gone into a narrow passage tn back of the cupboard. Ten minutes later he emerged, covered with cobwebs and dirt, He hadn't found any op- fum. A minute later he was rat ting « loose part of a gigantic cupboard “The tast trip that piece of wood was tight. Might be opium here,” murmured as he unlimbered serew driver and began oper- ations on the cupboard. Half of the side came off, show- Ing a narrow space capable of hold- section of wall in dining saloon on a bunch opium might be concealed. discovered. Maru made her last trip. small thing, the strip, but it's the small things that) count when you are hunting for oa and grinned, chattering about thie crazy “white devil” who was wandering around the bottom of the ship turning everything upside down. Huffaker went on, peering into water casks and thence into the shaft room, where the huge steel shafts connect with the monster ers. He prodded packing, into dark corners, tested suspicious looking places for false panel work. But failure met his every move. Then he joined his partner on the upper deck. Tt te always the unexpected that happens ia an opium search. As the “German combination” (that's hat Huffaker and Benninger are ALL WORK GUAR soe while John Chinaman wonder # what the “white devils Opium Smugglery | Not a burglar. Just Customs Inspector J. P. Benniger liner Nippon Maru, where asked bow they ‘Use the PAINLESS EXTRACTION FREE EED FOR 12 YEARS Teeth . Gold Crowns . ew York Gntral Lines New York and Boston the Special Low Round Trip Fares On frequent dates during the summer mon: Applying also to Niagara Falls, Thousand Islands, St. Lawrence River, Adirondack Mountains, New England, White Mountains, Canadian resorts, Sea Shore and Jersey Coast points, Seventeen Trains every day from Chicago to New York, includin, Seventeen Trakna tor ere sos Coney, Liste, ender sex called service and enable you to continue your journey with least possible delay. 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